₦airaland Forum

mozona:
So no naeto c

They said Female, u no dey read headline? Abi Naeto C don turn female ni? Kai

Telescope 🔭 ni

Afonja2:
The presidency has announced that President Bola Ahmed Tinubu will return to Nigeria today.

Mr. Bayo Onanuga, the President's Special Adviser on Information and Strategy made this known this morning in a post on his verified Twitter page.

Onanuga in a terse statement wrote

https://x.com/aonanuga1956/status/1914235110167114149

Tinubu departed for Paris, France, on April 2 on a "short working visit.". He was to return to Nigeria in "about a fortnight" later.

On April 17, the presidency released another statement where the President was said to have left Paris for London.

According to the statement "his return to Abuja and the resumption of duties at Aso Villa will follow the conclusion of the Easter holiday."

No need, make he decay for France. Hiss

Slytiger:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aI8MNNx6Ffc?si=OPzfcYhIPC2PRC1i

Which kind vlogger you be nah? You can't even allow us to watch the boxing in peace without showing ursef on screen. I opted immediately...what rubbish.

That got me rolling in laughter... "Agbotikuyo(He who gets happy hearing death news)".

The Military Forum
Motto: Always Ready For Service.

9th April, 2025.

The President ,
Federal Republic of Nigeria,
Asiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu.

Through,
The Head of Service of the Federation,
FCT, Abuja .

Attention:
The National Assembly.
The Senate President.
The Speaker.
The Judicial Arm.
The Chief Justice of the Federation .

Your Excellency,,

WHAT IS OUR OFFENSE ? SOLDIERS HAVE SUFFERED ENOUGH,THIS HARDSHIP IS UNBEARABLE, STOP THIS TORTURE BEFORE SOLDIERS WILL TURN UP AGAINST THE GOVERNMENT.

We bring you greetings and our best wishes as soldiers of this lovely Federation, Nigeria. Our loyalty to being ready for service at all times will continue to remain paramount. However, we are surprised that our well being is not in anyway carted for by your administration.

Sir, we taught the new national minimum wage will reflect a living wage as you earlier promised during the electioneering period but to our surprise, what you gave us fall short of a decent wage. We tried managing that and to move on, not till we see the shock of our lives that our Non-Regular allowance is being delayed/withheld. Mr President Sir, despite the poor wage, there has been increases in the price of everything and the deliberate devaluation of our naira, hence life has been made unbearable and torturous. Since March 2025, all our allowances has been on hold and no one is saying anything about this abnormality.

Sir, we don't know if it is fashionable to owe soldiers? We like to bring to your knowledge that poorly paid soldiers in Nigeria is very dangerous at this moment and should strictly be avoided, which to us should be a national embarrassment as it starts going on social media.

Mr President, you can not pretend not to hear us, soldiers are calling for justice as our generals make this payment look like abracadabra or they are doing us a favor by paying us what belongs to us. Our wellbeing is not taken serious by you. We have been abandoned and neglected.

Mr President Sir, we are citizens, we are soldiers, we are not lamenting, we are making legitimate demands for a decent pay for the decent work done. We don't want to believe you are this heartless, review all our wages and allowances now and do the needful.
Address the issues of fraud in the national pension scheme and the IPPIS hazardous payment for soldiers and the criminal conspiracy and illegal deductions of soldiers salaries and allowances by unknown cooperatives and generals.

Sir , you just have to listen to us, We have suffered enough pains under your watch, you are pushing us to the wall, stop this torture.

Finally Sir and from the angle of metaphysics, soldiers collective resolve is that anybody frustrating the Nigerian soldiers will be belabored by the God of soldiers and the person herein will not eat the fruits of his/her labour.

Our best regards.

Sgt Olakitan. AK
08054573910
SNCO
Nigerian Military Forces

Tinubuadvocate:
Supposed you expose yourself mr Jonny Walker?

No, you don't understand reverse psychology. They will actually fear him more.

Stingy negro

Their problem.

*SHOCKING QUESTION..*

*Who signed the 1914 Amalgamation?*

*Nnamdi Azikiwe* was born in *1904*(was 10years old when the 1914 treaty was signed)

*Obafemi Awolowo* was born in *1909*(was 5years old when the 1914 treaty was signed)

*Abubakar Tafawa Balewa* was born in *1912*(was 2years old before it was signed)

*Ahmadu Bello* was born in *1910*(was 4years old before it was signed)

*Michael Okpara* was born in *1920*(the treaty has been signed 6years before he was born)

*Who and who signed these papers on 1914 and called it amalgamation of the Northern Region and Southern Region,* that we shall live together as one family without *War, Marginalization, Conflict of interest and crisis?*

These *Nationalists* I mentioned above are still *sucking breast* at the time of this agreement.

You can't mix Red Oil and Palm kernel Oil together to get a good result.
You can't play Jazz and Etigi or skelewu in the club house at the same time and expect a good dance.

Is it that we are learning how to spell Democracy in our country or the teacher does not know how to teach?

*Our problems started in 1914* because we don't know who signed it and there names and there intentions for signing it.
If they so called imperialists white signed it in the midnight while we were sleeping, the cock has crowed, we have brushed our teeth, and taken our bath. Our eyes have opened to look for the amalgamation treaty and do something about it.

No Northerner can sleep with his eyes closed in the Southern part of Nigeria and no Southerner can do the same in the North. Inter marriage is a Taboo.

After 100years we are still importing toothpicks, going abroad for medical checkup, our lucrative cash crops has gone to moribund, Education for all by the year 2050, Unemployment is a baptismal name for graduates, a police officer cannot boast of his work because of vestige of his salary, our Obasanjo Space Center and Satellite Office at Abuja can not trace the location of Sambisa Forest.
And I repeat it again, *who and who signed this treaty.*

Hungerbadoo:
I'm a man sir but I prefer injection to taking drugs. Drugs make me want to throw up.
When I was a kid, whenever my mum bring me drugs the first thing she does is to check under my bed just to make sure I don't deposit the previous ones there.

Laughter wan kee me...cos i knw it is normally ladies that have such character when it comes to taking drugs

Hungerbadoo:
All of them depending on the mood

I guess u are a lady.

Lobatan

This is the major reason why I don't blame those that choose to japa from this country.
One can manage the unpredictably harsh economy but when it comes to security of lives, there's no room for trial.

COPIED AND FORWARDED

We are totally finished and finished totally in Nigeria 😭

How can we be safe in a country in which Generals and other top military officers had to contribute funds to raise ransom money to pay kidnappers to release a fellow General?

GENERAL MI TSIGA: A NOTE OF APPRECIATION

Date: 4th April 2025

I, Brigadier General Ismaila Abdullahi, on behalf of Brigadier General MI Tsiga, friends and associates wish to express our profound gratitude and appreciation to you all on your wonderful and unexpected contributions in our struggle to ensure that General MI Tsiga regained his freedom from the 5th of February 2025 when he was violently taken away from his house in Tsiga Town, Bakori LGA of Katsina State.
The moment we heard of General MI Tsiga's kidnapping, my self and Major General LB Bunza started exchanging ideas towards the release of General Tsiga.
On the 9th of February 2025, we decided to create a WhatsApp platform that we named simply "TSIGA." The aim was to inform the general public of the unfolding situation, i.e., the abduction of General MI Tsiga. As days went by, and when the bandits made their demand of 400,000,000 naira as the ransom money they wanted before they released General MI Tsiga, we decided to solicit for donations on our TSIGA PLATFORM.
The response was overwhelming. On this platform, we had over 300 members; made up of retired military officers,serving military officers, and civilians from all segments of our society, university lecturers, ambassadors, and businessmen.
For proper accountability, General Bunza and I decided that all the contributions should be channelled into General Tsiga's bank account. So, I asked Kamal (General Tsiga's son) to send us his father's bank account. He immediately sent me General Tsiga's bank account, domiciled in Unity Bank. I posted this account on the TSIGA PLATFORM and requested donations from members to assist General Tsiga's family in meeting up with the demands of the bandits.
The response,like I had earlier observed, was overwhelming. Donations came in pouring like "August Rains."
Initially, I started updating the amount being received, but some members noticed and quickly advised that the update was not proper security-wise, so I stopped posting the daily contributions.
From 22 February 2025, when donations started coming in to 15 March 2025, the amount we received was indicative that yes, TOGETHER WE CAN.
I want to therefore, on behalf of General MI Tsiga, family, friends, colleagues and associates, thank you all for your brotherly and sisterly expression of concern and contributions both financial, moral, and even spiritual in our collective efforts to make sure General MI Tsiga regained his freedom.
Today, 4th April 2025 I have come to the end of my humble task. The task of keeping the general public informed of General MI Tsiga's predicament. As I write this little write-up, I feel fulfilled as our collective efforts have finally yielded a very positive outcome ie THE RELEASE of General MI Tsiga.
Thank you and bye......
Brigadier General Ismaila Abdullahi rtd


4 April 2025.

WHO IS SAFE AGAIN IN THIS COUNTRY! GENERALS CONTRIBUTED MONEY 🤑 TO FREE A FELLOW GENERAL FROM RAGAMUFFIN BANDITS.

What's this? I don't know anybody among them.

Bankowner:
I guess she just discovered another of her turn on spots.

Her name is Rukayat abi? Lolz

Taking a loan with interest is a bad decision i will never advise any1 to take, i will keep telling pple to decline, most especially if ur business/work is nt up to three(3) or above, u will only get it together with d grace of God. It is more like the loaners (individual/bank(s) always av a means or weapon to tie u down with paying the interest 4 long till them exhaust and drain u financially and finally chose to grant u pardon, that's when they see say u might die if they don't loose the hook off ur throat. In all, always learn to spend wisely, remember that money made in once life time can finish in minutes with bad business decisions and unwise spendings. Know this and know peace. 🤝👏

Agba baller.

Mine was when i kicked a bottle of water placed outside by one Cele (White Garment) woman in my street. The woman is known to be diabolical in nature. As in...the whole street are scared of her.

I was passing by in front of her house one afternoon, so i saw a bottle of water, laced with some white clothes in the sun, something told me to go back and kick that bottle water, i did just that, immediately i kicked that bottle and the whole water splits, the woman jumped out from her room and started shouting that i have ruined her life, unto pouring water away.

The whole neighborhood were so happy, my mom said we will get lot of same bottle water for her, she refused o. Na so everybody vex say if the water wasn't harmful, why is she worried and don't want to hear people's plea? Na so everybody vex make she do her worst and nothing must happen to me.

Since then, the woman no dey answer my greetings again. It was crazy then.

Meektunz:
First it was Senator Natasha and her husband then boom Senator Akpabio followed suit. Indeed Nigeria is a movie.

I swear down, this 2 senators don knacked each other before.

Laughter wan kee me.

All this our generals don cast, i like as dem dey collect gbas gbos everywhere. Which one be CDS presence to boost troops morale? Una no add to their salaries and welfare to boost their morale, na presence of CDS dem go chop? Nonsense.

This one get beef with first class students when she was a student in school, reason for her action.

Dey play. Na so e easy.

Make she no go take advantage of those less privileges con knack wetin no good for their body. I knw them...all na disguise.

Temitunz:

Oya how do we get start?

Temitunz:
Lol .. not like that na😂😂😂😂

Toh.... I like u too. Smiles

Temitunz:
Wow.. great initiative from our beloved president.

Well I really wanna make friends with doctors , I think I have few doctor friends at the moment. You can send a dm if you want to be my friend

So u want to make frnd with me, just because i am a doctor? Then, it means you are only interested in my profession and not me.

Somebody don shit for chair cos of fear. E reach.

Hell fire pro in LA. May God heal their land.

The person above me, which network you dey use na? However, that's good move from Trump.