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yetseyi: owkiee Tried sending u a PM

honeric01: I like it....

Mintayo: If by mum you mean my mother,then she is fine.:p

Obviously, you know she was not referring to your Mum...but your new mummy

dest4real: am a 6 letter word, am too much for one person, enough for two people, not at all for three....what am I?

Mintayo: Looool. Oga dagr8,the Lord is your muscle oooo

lol...trouble sleep yanga wake am

yetseyi: Wow you remembered my birthday
sooo nice
its been a yr since i joined chatbox
U know u never sent my gift. U promised me the real version delivered @ my doorstep.
I only saw the e-version .
I ll let bygones be bygones

anyway what i need this year is a BMW X6. I jst love the car. u have 16 days to deliver

my dear, you are too young for that car na....
anyway make I no talk too much before you say I promised BMW ...Can't afford a BMWX6 for you for now

If i have time I ll dig that post of urs out of NL archives

all this brothers that dnt keep to promises
Diaris God ooo

You can't use only dagr8 to generalize na, that is not fair

An0nimus: I told the guy my mind plain . If not I've known him from way back I would have deleted him sef. you can imagine. 7 years

lol...forgive him...Most people who send those kind of messages do that because of fear not to be victim of the "curse" attached, someone else must have sent it to him. There are many kinds.I remember those days I was slave to the bull shi.t....Next time someone send something like that to you, just counsel the person and tell him/her that such messages are nothing but gigantic rubbish devilish moronic concotion diluted with piss. and they should stop spreading it.
I discover most of messages come with Biblical promise and devilish conditions...

FrancisTony: And this crap got "197"Likes.

Nigerian education have rotten. Only God will help us.


EDITED- It reminds me of 'Thebigurban2' comment on christian chatbox, 'Unwise/foolish comments get more Likes on Nairaland".

Tag- ihedinobi2, UjSizzle, dagr8, An0nimus, Mynd44 etc

American English is unofficially into the system and it comes with dominance.
People see things like "Centre for Continious Studies" and on Ms_word for instance Centre is underlined as incorrect.....perhaps the reason why that poster came up with that conclusion.
I think I will say kudos to him for at least racking his brain.....by this time I believe he/"they" should know the difference

ATMC: Ifedinobi!
An0nimus darl-ing!
Uj_sizzle juru eju!
Francis bobo!
Sallie nwa there!
Dagr8 personal person mu#winks
Reyg!
Hbg!
All others***smilingface***
Erm...bring on a game thiz weekend na...
Erm SunB nkem
I'm in the mood to talk 'thoo' this morning, Ayam very 'carried'...any entity around? hehehehe

Eyi m1 of NL
Yetseyi has been missing, Mintayo where is your......? 18th is her birthday

SKYQUEST: What is the meaning of this bnsitl?

ihedinobi2: Be comforting yourself, you hear? "Love...for me"

In fact Ihe, I hereby demand and command that you don't talk about this topic again, else you may get yourself arrested and charge to court for seven count charges

1. Attempt to snatch another pesin NL wifu
2. Using threats of letters on the already declared winner
3. Distraction of NL lovers.
4. Kissing another pesin NL wifu right on page 472
5. Trying to use mpiawa and ntisa to interrupt true love
6. Trying to use undue tribal advantage in a competition…
7. Disturbance of chatbox peace

Where is VickyO...my lawyer to sure

ihedinobi2: The flogging of Love...for me

Yes o, you will chop flogging and still end up with a red card ...What shall it profit a man to chop flogging and yet end up with a red card .....You had better look elsewhere Salc not fo you ...I haff met my in-laaws already

ihedinobi2: Adi m very fit, ighotago? I am equal to the task, Ada Igbo


Voicemail.[s] I no like that place meaning:I no like those people. I thought you'd be Ndizuogu like Momma.

Salc did you see this

ihedinobi2: Poly-fire! I no marry anytin o. Dagr8 is doing shaky-shaky daddy.

SalC: Lol better start learning fast or...

Of course I will, before Ihe start using Igbo advantage for me...
Well I am not scared, if Brazil could be beaten twice even with home-advantage who am I to be afraid

SalC: Why not
M ga-apiawa mmadu anya

I trust ya...you wont want to use Celtel

I no sabi that one, you haven't taught me that

SalC: No he won't, I will do the flogging myself

You will flog me

SalC: Are you indirectly saying you are not strong enough

Haba I am strong enough na.....flogging is not measurement of strength na ....

My dear, no need of flogging-test since we have already disqualified him

SalC: Oh he's married? Ihednobi2 do you approve of polygamy?
Dagr8 you just have to take the koboko, been long I watched that scene

Not on me...don't worry we would watch the scene together when some other people are wiping each other

SalC: Interesting, I won't mind the bold taking place soon!
#gatheringkoboko#

#ORLU.
*coughs* #goingtoofaralready*

Na so you love me reach? ...you want him to break my back

ihedinobi2: Dang! I'm liking you more and more. Maybe me and dagr8 will take koboko competition for you after all.

What part of Imo?

Bro I thought you are married...abeg leave my Salc for me o.I need no koboko competition,ain't a Fulani man ......

HumbledbYGrace: Link pls?

ihedinobi2: I thought she was your Northern sister o!

Nah...She's my Igbo sister o

Nice topic there on FP....When I started reading,I was like, so Ihe is married! Not until ....

HFOG: Gwallameji after the Federal Poly and u?

Outskirt....

Maiduguri Road,Behind NIDB

HFOG: Bauchi is calm this morning. Came to do some bank transactions and the queue no bi today. My body just weak.

HumbledbYGrace: can we greet each other in our native tongues

Ok....How you dey? *my native tongue*

ihedinobi2: Igbo?! Really?

currentprice: but he obligated to mislead the young trader

this post is exactly one of the post that make this place a laughing stock if continuing this way i will not be surprise if the real trader give up coming here to avoid sand mixing with their garri

Ok...now I can identify who currentprice is