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John Obi Mikel breaks after a superb one-two with Torres, but realistically he was never going to do anything with that. It deflects upwards, into Begovic's arms.

Substitution Peter Crouch - Kenwyne Jones

Substitution Michael Kightly Matthew Etherington

Oh, Oscar, Beautiful turn, then he rifles a shot just wide. What an effort, arguably Chelsea's best today.

Oscar almost has a goal there, as his shot is deflected by a Stoke foot and nearly wrong-foots Begovic. However, the big Bosnian recovers, and clutches the ball to his chest.

Substitution Eden Hazard Victor Moses
On comes Victor Moses for his Stamford Bridge debut, in place of Eden Hazard, who has been made to look fairly ordinary by a stout Stoke defence.

Substitution Charlie Adam Michael Owen
Here he is! It's little Mikey Owen! How very exciting. Show us what you've got, Michael.

DID YOU KNOW?

* The three encounters between Manchester City and Arsenal last season all ended 1-0.

* The defending champions have won 29 and lost none of their last 31 Premier League home matches.

* There have been four red cards in the last four Premier League games between these two sides.

* Arsenal midfielder Santi Cazorla has created more scoring chances for team-mates from open play than any other player (14).

* The Gunners have lost just one of their last 10 Premier League away games.

* Sunday's referee is Mike Dean and Arsenal have won just one of the last 14 Premier League matches with him in charge.

DID YOU KNOW?

* In their last five Premier League meetings, both sides have been on the scoresheet; the last time a side kept a clean sheet in this fixture was in October 2010 when Liverpool won 2-0.

* Brendan Rodgers’ side are still looking for their first clean sheet of this season, having kept 11 in the Premier League last year

* Liverpool have had 75 shots so far this season – the most in the league – but only 15 of them have been on target.

* Luis Suarez has created more goalscoring chances than anyone in the Premier League (12), but has yet to register an assist.

* Nemanja Vidic and Michael Carrick are the only two players to have started all four Premier League games for Manchester United this term.

* Danny Welbeck has yet to have a shot on target in the Premier League, despite 10 attempts so far this season; seven of them came in last week’s win over Wigan.

AMEN , GOD BLESS YOU TOO

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Trustdee: Please help, i need nabteb infomation, like how much to pay for the nov/dec exam, please help.

THE REGISTRATION FOR THE NOV/DEC IS DIFFERENT FROM THE MAY/JUNE, IF U WANT TO REGISTER, YOU MAY WISH TO CONTACT A PERSON THAT OWNS A NABTEB CENTRE, THE PERSON WILL CHARGE UP TO #10,000, AND YOU'LL ALSO PAY THE CENTRE FEES,THE CENTRE FEES VARIES. OR U GO TO ANY NABTEB OFFICE, OBTAIN THE NOV/DEC REGISTRATION CARD #6,500, U'LL THEN GO TO A CYBER CAFE FOR THE ONLINE REGISTRATION, NOTE: IT REQUIRES THUMPRINTING, SELECT THE CENTRE U WISH TO DO IT, THAT'S ALL

adigunomomama: Thankx for the Info, am abt to putt it up here....KwaraPoly Aspirat let's discuss...am going to get mine straight up.

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If u are nt living in Ilorin, u can still obtain the Etranzact pin @any of the above listed banks,u dnt need to travel to Ilorin to get it

Kwara Polytechnic POST UTME Registration Instructions

Please walk into any of our participating banks, ask to pay for Kwara State Polytechnic POST UTME etranzact examination, after making payment a reciept would be printed out for you, on this reciept you would find the deposit slip number and reciept number, come to this site, click on Register on the right side of this page and enter the Receipt Number and Confirmation Order Number on you reciept click on Register and that you will be automatically taken to the registration form.

Please make sure you double check your entries in the registration form before you submit the form.

Banks where you can make Post UTME Registration payment:

1. GT Bank Plc
2. First Bank Plc
3. Zenith Bank Plc
4. Mainstreet Bank Plc
5. Wema Bank Plc
6. First Inland Bank Plc
7. UBA Plc
8. Access Bank Plc
9. Sterling Bank Plc
10. Stanbic IBTC
11. Keystone Bank Plc
12. Skye Bank Plc

http://kwarastatepolytechnic.org/postutme/index.php?pg=register

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Contrao has bn handed four match ban

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This is how the Phonebook of a Typical Yoruba Woman Look like. Add yours to the List and let the Fun goes Round



Iya Deji alaso
Isiaka eleran
Iya Monsurat elepo
Segun Onigi
Iya Lekan eleja
Saidi onisu
Iya ijesha oniru
Dele oni mooto
Funke alata
Sola omo baba basira
Ronke kpomo
Kunle okada
Oriyomi alubosa
Bose Tailor
Gbenro elero
Rotimi olororo
Iya Luku Oloka
Bimpe alakara ebo
(bimpe cake)
Funke tisha(teacher)
Taju kafinta(carpenter)

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THE SWEETEST NAME FEMALE WILL WANT TO CALL A BOY IS MAGA , MUGUN, ANSWER THAT AND SHE WILL BE HAPPY

Hunter, after 9children in this Hopeless country, u still impregnate ur wife for the 10th child

SO WE STILL HAVE PEOPLE CRITICIZING MIKEL OBI PATTERN OF PLAY.......WE STILL HAVE ENEMIES OF PROGRESS IN NIGERIA, THE FACT IS THAT HE DOES WHAT IS EXPECTED FROM HIM BY HIS MANAGERS, HATERS CAN GO TO HELL AND STOP THE RUBBISH .

HELLO NAIRALANDER, I RECEIVED A CALL FROM MY COUSIN NOW THAT SHE HAS MISPLACED ALL HER JAMB DETAILS, SHE DID THE LATEST JAMB, AND DIDN'T MEET THE UNIVERSITY CUT-OFF,SHE SAID SHE HEARD THAT THE PUME FORM FOR THE POLY SHE CHOSE WILL BE OUT NEXT WEEK, PLEASE HOW CAN SHE RETRIEVE HER JAMB REG NUMBER, akannidada@gmail is my mail IS MY PHONE NUMBER. MODERATOR PLS HELP ME TAKE THIS TO HOMEPAGE

NAFDAC SHAME ON YOURSELF, THAT REALLY SHOWS HOW INCOMPETENT YOU ARE, YOU CAN'T CONTROL IT