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U WON'T TELL US IF THE GUY ***** U

YOU'VE ALMOST EXHAUST UR MB.... THAT'S THE MESSAGE I JUST RECEIVED FROM MTN

SO

phantom: Clown!

ARE U ALRIGHT?

HELP US LORD

PIDGIN ISN'T ALLOWED ON NAIRALAND, I FOR COMMENT ON THIS BUT I DEY FEAR WETIN SEUN GO DO IF I TYPE IN PIDGIN...I NO ONE GO AGAINST RULE NUMBER 21

kingingkinging: They look happy.

I like them both.

The lady looks like a wifey material-cool, homely and beautiful

Wizzzzzzzyyyyyyy!!!

wife material of how many yard

Okay

Bwaal: Black peni5 ur signature tellz it all u ar an animal indeed a lower 1 i guess

sAY NA BLACK PENNIS IMPLICATE U NI.....?? Y U SELF NO READ?

BRA, PANTS

anyhow

Rule N0 21.. PIDGIN isn't allowed

WELDONE TO A GREAT MANAGER, GOOD IN THE LOCAL LEAGUE, WON TWO CHAMPIONS LEAGUE IN OVER 26YEARS

[quote author=professor_maths]Alabi pasuma and drake
Wasiu ayinde and rickross
K1 d ultimate and beyonce
Obesere and justin bieber
Tonto dike and rihana
Ayefele and nicki minaj
[/quote]HAHAHA, U TRY

1. A gal who visits u without an appointment= offside

2. One night stand= free-kick
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3. Sex without a condom= open foot

4. Unplanned pregnancy= relegation

5. Condom= goalkeeper

6. A man who takes very long b4 ejaculation= man of the match

7. A gal with to many men= club hunting

8. Your ex dating ur best friend= match fixing

9. Masturbating= own goal

10. sex without orgasm =arsenal

11.Mouth Action....Suarez

12. Impregnating your girlfriend and her Mum= playing Home n away matches, and winning both

13.RED CARD within 2minutes of play - He came and went.

ADD YOURS, MODERATOR HELP BRING IT TO THE FRONTPAGE AM NOT BEGGING U OOOO

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ohidani: I wonda

KEEP WONDERING

OLAMIDE & LIL WAYNE

EYAH

bmasz: Cant wait to check. 2nd tym in 5years

THIS IS YOUR YEAR IN JESUS NAME

The Joint Admissions and Matriculation Board (JAMB) has released the 2013 Unified Tertiary Matriculation Examination (UTME) results.

The board, however, withheld 12,110 results for possible disciplinary action.

The Registrar of JAMB, Prof. Dibu Ojerinde, announced this at a news conference on the release of the results in Bwari, FCT, on Friday.

The registrar said after thorough processing of answer scripts of the candidates who sat for the examination, the board discovered some forms of malpractice perpetuated during the conduct of the examination.

“However, the results of 68,309 candidates from various centres are undergoing further screening to ascertain the culpability of 12,110 candidates’ results.“

A total of 1,629,102 candidates applied to sit for the Paper Pencil Test (PPT), while 15,008 candidates applied for the Dual Based Test, bringing the number of candidates to 1,644,110.

“The general performance of candidates in this year’s examination shows remarkable improvement compared with last year.

“Ten candidates scored 300 marks and above, while 127,017 candidates scored between 1-159 marks.

“About 40,692 candidates’ results were invalid due to either multiple shading or no shading at all. After processing all the results, the board also discovered that about 47,974 candidates were absent.“

The registrar assured the candidates that their results could be accessed on the JAMB Website: www.myjambresult.com using their registration numbers.

He said about 40 centres would be screened to ascertain their culpability and warned the public against Internet fraudsters.

“Information reaching JAMB shows Internet fraudsters are already telling candidates that their results could be upgraded in one form or the other. “

This is pure deceit, the public and candidates are hereby advised to disregard these fraudsters since they do not have access to our data.

“Let me once again state that candidates are allowed to change their choices of institutions and courses once only, this change has to be effected within two weeks from today. “

Ojerinde said the Computer Based Test (CBT) is scheduled to take place from May 18 to June 1 and appealed to candidates to reprint their e-registration slips afresh to further ascertain their CBT centres.
SOURCE http://www.punchng.com/education/jamb-releases-2013-utme-results-withholds-12110-results/

I became an Arsenal Supporter just a year after you joined the club, you brought a big change to us and we give you the credit of building a great team. It’s seven seasons since we last won silverware and the team is deteriorating slowly by slowly.
My only question to you is, “Where is the old Arsene Wenger we knew” who took us from shame to fame, who lead us to glory.
Match after match we’re looking awful, your squad planning is becoming worse day after day, you give players I won’t mention chances to play while we can all see its like they are not ready to deliver. Leaving players on the bench whom, when given the chance, they play their hearts out. Have you lost your touch or what? Why do you want to abuse the trust we’ve given you for all those seasons you’ve been with us?
Your always giving out all our best players and replacing them with others that can’t even come near their standards, and leaving players who are always disappointing. We’re losing hope with our team, if all you fight for is a top four spot then what will we ever achieve? if you really care for our team please do something quick.
Lastly you always complain about the budget when all of us can see that you do sell players worth a lot and we never buy quality players worth the same prize or even near the same. please I beg of you,and again beg of you bring our old Arsenal back.
That’s all I can tell you. You’re the only one who can wipe the tears were shedding away from our eyes.

SOURCE http://motherland247..co.uk/2013/05/an-open-letter-to-arsenal-manager-from.html

An enemy of Progress is someone that wanted


1.RVP to remain in Arsenal,

... 2.Tuface in
Plantashun Boiz,

3. Dbanj in Mohits


4. GEJ
without shoes,

5. Bayern losing to Barcelona.

IT'S THE MONTH OF MAY SHA, XOXOX QUICK 2013 IS RUNNING FAST

AYELE

BADOO LOVE..... SO U BE BARCA FAN

Olamide is better , when Dagrin was alive, there was no one to compete with him, but in this Ola's Time, so many rappers are competing with him, yet he keeps winning the competition . In other news Dagrin reigned after his death most people do not know he released an album until he died..

MESSI: - Hey Ronaldo HOW MARKET?
C RONALDO replied: - Omo na d way u buy am
yesterday dem sell 4 me too º°˚.
MESSI : - Ronaldo oga gan Oº°˚˚˚°º
RONALDO : - Lewandowski finish all my
defence. MESSI : - Muller self finish my defence, you no
see as they dribble me fall down .
RONALDO : - Messi German League good pass
La Liga make we talk true.
MESSI ; - Me no fit go there na because they
too strong and skilful, even dey wan kill me self with the injury am having...
RONALDO : - Omo I fit commot go German
club Oº°˚˚˚°º I go shrine Oº°˚˚˚°º
MESSI : I pity you, sabi you still dey second for
world best omo iya na 9th you go dey. Mikel
Obi self go pass you..make we kuku dey play am jeje like this.
RONALDO : - Na lie bi that one jare I go bi
there oga at the top for there..

please is she crying ??

Blackbody20: R.I.P Da grin. For those comparing Da grin and Olamide, i think this will help. Da Grin=Messi. Olamide=Ronaldo.

LISTEN TO APATI JABO BY OLAMIDE... NO CHORUS IN THE TRACK ONLY VERSE... RESPECT HIM OGBENI

Soso990240: u get d right 2 ur own opinion..b4 his death,Pon Pon Pon was d wave of d moment.i heard d song and Kondo 1st in enugu 2009,wen i jst got admission in enugu.i bet d song reignd nationwide.na only u knw d story behind his fame..we dnt wan 2 knw.

PON PON PON WAS THE RAVE OF THE MOMENT , BUT I CAN TELL U THAT YOU NEVER KNEW HE HAD AN ALBUM UNTIL U HEARD THE TRACK