If i someone wey get kidney disease nd dem say na 16 million walai i go tell the person make he begin ask for forgiveness cause heaven no bad

All this ewe (leaf) no dey 9ja na. What about soko, ewe akintola etc dem no good?

Why be say na only quaran dey come out with baby, why this fone no fit come out with charger.

Later na wads of N1000 notes inside bread nylon we go see...mtcheeew

Kairoseki77:

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I saw this picture on a tread last year... Must you cook up stories. Of all things happening in nigeria now you think nigerians (including the gays) got time for this?

why my asha 303 no dey here

pls for post utme, is it just eng and math or other subjects are included? How many questions because you said we should aim for 200!!!! how can we get the past post utme questions? pls share anything you know about architecture. Thanks

Thank GOD she survived

i think nairaland is geting more silly and supid every second.
WTF is this crap doing on the frontpage

Tecno Q1 rocks... Enough of this nokia craps.

50% cheated. They changed their paper types and they FAILED. 30% didn't know the answer to the questions. So whats the problem
Well let them remark maybe my result might increase.

Hey guys the site is now working on phone, just check mine this morning.
http://www.jamb.org.ng/Unifiedtme1/

OLD POST (Cracks up)
Add urs

Simple Question: “Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?”

GEORGE W BUSH:
We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not.
The chicken is either against us orfor us.
There is no middle ground here.

BILL GATES:
I have just witnessed eChicken2012 which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook; internet explorer is an integral part of eChicken.

MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR:
I have a dream... and envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.

GRANDPA:
In my days, we didn't ask why thechicken crossed the road. Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough.

OMAWUMI
If u ask me, na who I go ask?

A TYPICAL NIGERIAN:
Why u dey ask? abi your own loss? Abeg, I no want wahala o! I am innocent. Joor, if dem send you come meet me, tell dem say you no jam me for house.

UNCLE SEGE:
The chicken dey kamkpe.

GEJ:
I guess it's a manifestation of our transformation agenda for fresh air. Meanwhile, we'll set up a committee to look into that and probably grant the chicken amnesty.

GANI:
Why wont the chicken cross the road? When there is no light in her house. No fuel in her car! No food in her stomach! No job to do! Armed robbers are after her eggs, the schools are closed,.........why wont it cross to the other side?

HON PATRIC OBAHIAGBON:
The question strikes to mind a perpendicularit ­y of oblivious occurrences. The rationale for the crawling species of the hen folk for advancing across the Broadway to the obvious greener side, portray a phantasmagoric allegory in my homosapious mind,that there is a reason. The metaphoric proposition may be that it is going to cast its vote for Fresh Democratic Party and hence justifying it subconscious mind that she has done her civil biddings.

PATIENCE JONATHAN: My fellow widows, since d chicken cross d road, our husband has nt eating, road safety is 2 b blame 4 allowing d chicken 2 cross d road,as we all can see Odimegwu Ojukwu is dead bt his MANHOOD stil lives.

Keep it rolling...

I know better than to comment .... My lips are sealed

Yomieluv: Where someone said"I prefer London to UK during winter".

The only thing I like about g-string is the back pocket..

U jst dey insult nollywood, merlin nko from season 1-5 he no change his clothes

Nairalanders, if dem they dash out grammy award which 9ja's artiste u think say dem go give
To me its Tonto Dike

jeffoski: Na wa o , see grammar

I saw a post on fb about a fried meat with that inscription on it too.....now whats next

ULSHERLAN: What is she covering. Am sure dat aint no boobs.....daayyyuummm.

another palava.... this mumu's will soon start protesting and another bombing of embassies

franchizy: I swear wit my last blood, Chelsea will win dis match, there is hope. Quote me

I like dis ur stupid spirit

Where he go take do the party....Aso villa?

How many years do u collect from me

abeg.... wetin e dey talk about

pls help me tell davido dey say i dey here ooooo......make he con sign me join ;-)

just set it on fire....o tan