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Agbero 16






…Look at you school cert leaver…illiterate!”

He spat out the word ‘illiterate’ as if it was a distasteful piece of phlegm. He always uses it in his defence as if my lack of a university education was the bane of all his problems.

“ Do you think I went to Oxford University in England to obtain an MBA in finance  to come and marry a disrespectful useless wife like you ?”

He then launched..

Agbero 15







“ That’s enough!”, shouted Mr Bayo, his powerful arms keeping us apart.

Like a referee keeping two prized fighters apart, he shepherd us into the living room where he sat us apart, facing each other; I on one side nursing my bruises and him on the other still fuming.

“ Useless woman…”, he thundered from where he sat,”… I should have listened to my mother and married an educated woman!…

Agbero 14






If it wasn’t for the timely intervention of a neighbour he would have killed me.

Mr Bayo, our next door neighbour, saw us fighting as he got out of his car and came charging to my rescue.

Heavily built, like a house, he stepped in between us and pushed my husband back and off me, restraining him before he could inflict anymore damage.

“ That’s enough!”, shouted Mr Bayo, his powerful arms..

Agbero 13





He yelped in pain as she sank her teeth into the soft flesh of his hand ; the same hand that seconds later would hit her hard across the face, sending her sprawling over the carpet.

Seeing him hit her gave me the strength that had previously deserted me. I launched myself upon him, kicking and clawing. He could hit me all he wants but not my daughter.

If it wasn’t for the timely intervention..

Agbero 12





As I was cowardly fending off his blows, without fighting back, Tolu, crying too, launched herself at her father. She was tinnier than David and he was much bigger than Goliath but that didn’t deter her.

“ Leave mummy alone…leave mummy…”, she cried before resorting to the only weapon a kid her age knew how to use effectively.

She bit him.

He yelped in pain as she sank her teeth into the..

Agbero 11






He was like an enraged kickboxer going for Olympic gold.

Writhing in pain I screamed my head off as each blow hit me, my screams masking my daughters cries for her mom. Out of the corner of eye I could see her ambling her way out of the bedroom making her way towards the fracas. At nearly three years old there wasn’t much she could do.

But she did.

As I was cowardly fending off his blows...

Job nigeria , Channel code : C0036B35D. Not BBM pin it's channel code.

Agbero 10








There was crying from the bedroom; Tolu , the youngest, home today from nursery with an upset tummy, had woken up from her nap and was wondering where I was.

I turned to get up.

“ Did I give you permission to get up?”, his foot hit my ribcage and I nearly passed out. Before I could get my breath back he was on top of me raining blow after blow on me whilst at the same time kicking me..

Agbero 9





But what would she know. I’m married and she’s not. She’s just jealous.

And so the beatings continued, sometimes without me ‘asking for it’ as he would so eloquently put it. We’ve been married for five years now. I’ve borne him two wonderful children, a boy and a girl, and somehow I have to stay in this marriage and salvage it.
But I still didn’t tell my father anything....

Agbero 8






and he wouldn’t have slapped me.

It was my fault.

Kemi, my best friend, thinks I’m taking the blame for his mistakes – stupid she calls me – and I shouldn’t. He should be responsible for his own actions and should seek professional help.

I don’t know why she would say something like that. He doesn’t need professional help. He just needs me to love him more and stop making him angry..

Agbero 7








“ I will Papa”, I whispered back. Of course I didn’t. He had already started to beat me then. But it wasn’t his fault.

It was always my fault. I knew he had a hidden temper but I always seem to get on the wrong side of him. Like today. If I had been more attentive I would have heard the doorbell the first time it rang and he wouldn’t have got rain on his expensive suit and shoes...

Agbero 6







I even began to suspect they were trying to grab my man.

By the time he came to ask for my hand in marriage I was already four months pregnant. My parents, aware of the rumours and gossip, reluctantly agreed to our union.

When my father finally walked me up the aisle, a stern look on his face, he whispered quietly in my ear.” If he lays a finger on you tell me right away”

with her head in the clouds, deaf and blind to reason and advice.

All those who warned me about him I mistook for jealous haters.Afterall he was a handsome clever graduate who worked in a bank. They were envious I could land myself such a coveted big fish while they went out with the dregs of society – labourers, small time traders and drivers. I even began to suspect they were trying to grab...

Agbero 4



in the corner of the door frame. Knowing him he would lash out again – a punch, a kick or a belting – he was that sort of man; a wife-beater.

They warned me when we were courting that he was not a man to marry; beneath the façade of the loving and caring hid a venomous cobra waiting to strike at the slightest provocation. A woman in love is often referred to as a fool with her head in the...

Agbero 3



angry with a few droplets of rain on him.

Dutifully, as a wife should be, I greeted him, reached to take his briefcase and usher him in.

Instead, he slapped me. His right hand had shot up with the alacrity of a lightning bolt and struck me across the face before I could throw up my arms in defence.
He stood there glaring and towering over my pitiful form as I lay cowering in the corner of the..

Agbero (2)





“ Useless woman…leaving me outside to get wet!”

It wasn’t raining that much. It certainly wasn’t a downpour; just a light drizzle.

I had been in the kitchen, cooking, and didn’t hear the doorbell the first time it rang. On his second ring I heard it and came running out to open the door. I wasn’t expecting him back until late so I was surprised to see him standing there...

(just like b4 u pass)

Let's start with 'Agbero'


Agbero (1)





S-L-L-A-A-A-A-A-P!!!

I don’t know what landed first; his hard palm slapping my face or the thud of his briefcase as he dropped it inside the doorway as he lunged at me.

I screamed and recoiled from the force of the blow, my left cheek stinging from where he’d hit me. In my mouth I could taste blood – salty, watery blood – that was now beginning to drip down my cut lip.

(how una dey?)

Before posting into this thread , I don't claim to be the writer of the write up hat will posted in this thread but that of amebo tori avenue.








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Another post by job nigeria :





Job ID: DFPC-V12-05

OND/NCE in Social Science.
Must have 2-3 years working experience.
Remuneration
Very competitive within the industrial standard.

Application Closing Date
30th November, 2015.

How to Apply
Interested and qualified candidates should submit their resume to: vacancies@daisafoods.com using the Code and position as the subject of the email.

Another post by job nigeria :




HND/Bachelor’s degree in Accounting
Minimum of 1 year relevant work experience
Candidate must be living around Lagos mainland, Locations around Yaba or Surulere will be an added advantage.
Excellent IT skills
Good command of English Language
Required Age: Not more than 28
Application Closing Date
20th November, 2015.

How to Apply
send applications and CV's to: accountdept@obeezi.com

Confirmation

When i open the link

I just discovered why you guys said the link is not opening because you click straight away from this thread. Copy and paste it into browser and you will see it's opening.

I open the link and i don't know why you can't open it. Those on BBM can add the channel on their blackberry to see new post of vacancy. C0036B35D. New post of vacancy have just been posted on the channel.

It's opening

A beautiful afternoon to all nairalanders , unemployment after graduating from university in nigeria is not a new thing in the society. Am here to help graduates with this. There is this channel on my BBM named job nigeria with BBM channel code C0036B35D , I think some of the nairalanders on here might know about the channel. This is their new post this morning :


Minimum Qualification
Bachelor's Degree
Knowledge & Skills
No previous experience required
Graduates who finished NYSC in 2015 will be preferred
Application Closing Date
27th November, 2015.

How to Apply
Interested and qualified candidates should:
Click here to apply online
http:///1PE7zXd


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For your relaxation.

A carpenter was travelling to the next town with a coffin in
his car one sunny afternoon. His car broke down so he decided to carry the coffin.
As he was walking along, he got to a police barrier and the policemen wanted to take a bribe.
Police: "Hey young man why are you carrying a coffin by this time?
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Good afternoon nairalanders

Sorry about the last games



















Watford v Man utd XHT

Valencia v las palmas 1

Deportivo v Celta vigo X2

Westbrom v Arsenal 2

Newcastle v leicester X2


Try it. Good luck

Sorry about the last games
















Watford v Man utd XHT Valencia v las palmas 1 Deportivo v Celta vigo X2 Westbrom v Arsenal 2 Newcastle v leicester X2

Try it. Good luck

#10 not right for chopping pomo.

actoor:
You mean, our Yoruba Mum?

mostly our yoruba mum

You better eat everything while we are here, because am not cooking anything when we get home.

TRUE or FALSE?