Hahhahahha tosyne2much: When men were boys, every dude must have had a memorable embarrassing moment, only if you have never attempted to strike up a convo
Lemme keep the ball rolling
**Clears throat**
I, my elder brother and friends were clustered around a particular place when I spotted this pretty damsel. I couldn't hide my feelings and outrightly told them I would like to strike up a convo with her (you know guys naaa, they quickly encouraged me not to dull the package, and little did they know I would mess up ). I took an excuse and positioned like a lion waiting for its prey
** Fst Fwd ** The moment she walked past me, I hurriedly walked towards her. (One thing that messed me up was that I used cramming method). I hello-ed her and the following conversation took place
ME - what's up pretty lady ?
She - I'm fine and you ?
Me - I'm very well
Next thing, I forgot my crammed lines and was dumb founded, only to be looking like a frustrated Jambite
After a while, she looked at me for a few seconds and broke the silence.. She said, WAIT oooo !!! Is it that you forgot all what you have crammed or you are not just bold enough ? Ehhhhhnnnnnn !!! What a shameful thing
At that instance, shame and discomfort was registered on my face and it was as if the ground should open and swallow me up (I just can't remember how we departed)
**Guys pls share yours **
Note - No claiming of rich or fine boi on this thread oooo  |