@ Loyika ASSNAL is DEAD am not beefing am telling you the real fact atleast ASSNAL is optional club so i can't talk against them like that. the fact that your key players are on injury vacation or whatever you want to call it, the fact remains ASSNAL is dead.

The ASSNAl that i know will never useless game. the main man in ASSNAL left and ASSNAL has never regain the loose, am talking about Capt. VIERA, and the likes of BECKAMP, REYES and A. COLE. to worsen the whole matter GALLAS what as he play this season for ASSNAL he's just jumping form box 18 to box 18 doing nothing.

please don't pick up any offence in what i just post.

as CHELSEA let's begin to thank GOD that atleast they reached the semifinals of the CHAMPS. LEG. it's a good start, give up for JM.

no wonder you just dey misyahn

from now on no dey put mouth for beta club matter, miss aproko

Haba even if everybody is talking, don't you know you should keep ya mouth shut because we no know which club you dey follow, abi na ENYIMBA or ASANTI KOTOKO

viee:

mukina help me beg!
haba!
damose, easy ooooo
na so so razorr razorr full your post!
she no dey play on 19th o
so talk chealse biko!

you made me and my colleagues laugh, i begin to suspect you are interested in becoming CHELSEA fan so i can love you the way i love razor.

mukina2:

you spend all the time .following razorr haba na so you suppose toast

@ mukina, i will take that as a compliment because i noticed you don't have better thing to post, you can just take a break till you will know what to post.

You see why i felt so bad if you are out of this thread How can HILARIO play with his keeping kit? what a funny post, i love that, keep it up girl. but no kill us o

Razorr:

Wait a minute, I have a question for everyone.

Is it possible to use two keepers at once in a footie match?

I'm hearing that Hilario would play as a striker on saturday with his full keeper gear and would be alowed to score goals with his hands!

If that is allowed to happen, I see Chelsea scoring 20 goals, as all Hilario has to do is pick the ball and go throw it into the net!

Oh my days. . .

Guy here is the top premiership 100

Name Team Index Score
1 didier drogba Chelsea 628
2 cristiano ronaldo Manchester United 617
3 dimitar berbatov Tottenham Hotspur 611
4 wayne rooney Manchester United 580
5 frank lampard Chelsea 572
6 mikel arteta Everton 567
7 cesc fabregas Arsenal 565
8 gareth barry Aston Villa 561
9 benni mccarthy Blackburn Rovers 535
10 gabriel agbonlahor Aston Villa 517
11 ryan giggs Manchester United 505
12 andy johnson Everton 498
13 david james Portsmouth 489
14 dirk kuyt Liverpool 487
15 el-hadji diouf Bolton Wanderers 483
16 marcus hahnemann Reading 482
17 steven gerrard Liverpool 481
18 paul scholes Manchester United 477
19 steve finnan Liverpool 469
20 matthew taylor Portsmouth 468
21 tim howard Everton 467
22 gilberto Arsenal 467
23 ricardo carvalho Chelsea 463
24 edwin van der sar Manchester United 462
25 jose reina Liverpool 462
26 rio ferdinand Manchester United 461
27 phil neville Everton 454
28 kolo toure Arsenal 454
29 david bentley Blackburn Rovers 453
30 joleon lescott Everton 452
31 michael carrick Manchester United 445
32 nicolas anelka Bolton Wanderers 444
33 brad friedel Blackburn Rovers 443
34 nicky shorey Reading 441
35 pascal chimbonda Tottenham Hotspur 440
36 jens lehmann Arsenal 439
37 emanuel pogatetz Middlesbrough 435
38 paul robinson Tottenham Hotspur 426
39 michael dawson Tottenham Hotspur 425
40 jussi jaaskelainen Bolton Wanderers 423
41 ashley young Aston Villa 420
42 nemanja vidic Manchester United 418
43 kevin doyle Reading 418
44 jamie carragher Liverpool 417
45 stewart downing Middlesbrough 416
46 richard dunne Manchester City 414
47 liam rosenior Fulham 412
48 gary speed Bolton Wanderers 412
49 gary o'neil Portsmouth 411
50 olof mellberg Aston Villa 411
51 kanu Portsmouth 410
52 emmanuel adebayor Arsenal 408
53 mark schwarzer Middlesbrough 407
54 gary neville Manchester United 406
55 andriy shevchenko Chelsea 403
56 ivan campo Bolton Wanderers 403
57 sylvain distin Manchester City 401
58 peter crouch Liverpool 398
59 mark viduka Middlesbrough 398
60 morten gamst pedersen Blackburn Rovers 398
61 joey barton Manchester City 396
62 patrice evra Manchester United 393
63 xabi alonso Liverpool 392
64 joseph yobo Everton 391
65 alexander hleb Arsenal 389
66 jermaine pennant Liverpool 386
67 michael essien Chelsea 381
68 aaron lennon Tottenham Hotspur 376
69 ivar ingimarsson Reading 376
70 linvoy primus Portsmouth 372
71 kevin davies Bolton Wanderers 371
72 john terry Chelsea 370
73 abdoulaye meite Bolton Wanderers 369
74 darren bent Charlton Athletic 368
75 james milner Newcastle United 366
76 brett emerton Blackburn Rovers 365
77 steven taylor Newcastle United 363
78 andrew taylor Middlesbrough 361
79 brian mcbride Fulham 357
80 scott carson Charlton Athletic 356
81 lucas neill West Ham United 355
82 lee carsley Everton 349
83 thierry henry Arsenal 349
84 stephen hunt Reading 349
85 louis saha Manchester United 348
86 bobby zamora West Ham United 346
87 john o'shea Manchester United 345
88 talal el karkouri Charlton Athletic 345
89 sol campbell Portsmouth 344
90 george boateng Middlesbrough 343
91 thomas sorensen Aston Villa 341
92 ayegbeni yakubu Middlesbrough 340
93 robin van persie Arsenal 340
94 salomon kalou Chelsea 337
95 michael ballack Chelsea 337
96 daniel agger Liverpool 337
97 claude makelele Chelsea 336
98 nicky hunt Bolton Wanderers 335
99 jermaine jenas Tottenham Hotspur 334
100 obafemi martins Newcastle United 332

i will not be surprise to see AMBER COOK(from CHELSEA LADIES) in the line up now that CHELSEA is short of player due to injury.

h'all my cousine just call me now to tell me that he had bought a FA CUP FINAL ticket for me and want me to satrt preparing so guys woryyless i will bring all the details back to naija.

MOURINHO CHALLENGES SHEVCHENKO

JM has challenged Andriy Shevchenko to prove he can be a hit in the Barclays Premiership next season.

i want A. COLE hold that place

KALOU is not bad.

My Prefered line up

                                             CECH


 [center][/center]DIARA       J. TERRY       R. CALVALHO*           A. COLE


                               ESSIEN         LAMPARD       BALLACK*


                                     J. COLE                      ROBBEN


                                                     DROGBA

Razorr:

Yea, Muki is my lover! I f*uck her every night and she licks me clean!

Guys, what's your prefered line up for saturday's match?

whattttttttt am scared o, hope w'all save

@ Mukina

who is coward? me? or who because if you don't take care i will command my 300 men to evade your area, then you will know i am not a coward. for i am from SPARTA and SPARTAN never retreat or surrender neither will there be slave.

mukina2:

coward . .

who is coward? me? or who because if you don't take care i will command my 300 men to evade your area, then you will know i am not a coward. for i am from SPARTA and SPARTAN never retreat or surrender

Viee, where you dey now? abi you don tire?

Yehhhhhhhhh, big girl like no get boyfriend.

mukina2:

cheksli will lose dear

oga your quotes na die o


put

hey why don't you waite till the day (19th) please don't be too sure because this is game and anything can happen. one more thing you jump all the way from MAN U thread to GUNNERS, na wa o, your boyfriend has work to do

I close case for you.

mukina2:

muppets rabies has started in here again abi?

That guy called baptista sincerly speaking i do not see any footballer stature in him, he's just a boxer.

mukina2:

Razorr  i know what Cristiano can do .

if he can drag  every player in the whole EPL hwat will he do with Hilario?

as for shrek .he'll kill him  

let maureen stop yappin and come in and play

lets see if he got game as he got mouth

Why can't he do that to DIDA or GATTUSO

viee:

c me c trouble,damose
stop using style to wink at RAZORR

whats up with all the teeth?

all romance (even those in formation stage should go to romance thread)

this is sports!( even if that love is being coached by JM)

viee:

c me c trouble,damose
stop using style to wink at RAZORR

whats up with all the teeth?

all romance (even those in formation stage should go to romance thread)

this is sports!( even if that love is being coached by JM)

Aproko why don't you mind what you are here for, or are you here to GBEBORUN

Razorr:

Danniebaby, don't kill me with laugh abeg!

Drogba can switch places with JT anyday, I guess!

That man named JM is full of surprise he will never stop surprising me

Hey don't be surprise if he won man of the match or score 3 goals

viee:

ha!

Chelsea is in deep shit!

are u sure Mourinho is ok?

i pray he uses him though

i predict 4-0 for Manchester United

You see this is exactly why i felt somehow if you are not posting. what a funny statement "i hope he doesn't commit handball fouls o.  well for JM to have made up his mind, he must have been 100% convince that HILARIO can do that. but my main concern is that he will not serve as MAN U goalkeeper to stop CHELSEA ball

Razorr:

Guys, what do you think of this? - It's just too hilarious!      

JOSE MOURINHO is threatening to use Chelsea's third-choice keeper Hilario up front in the FA Cup final.

The Blues boss is facing an injury crisis ahead of Saturday's showdown with Manchester United at Wembley.

Key stars such as Andriy Shevchenko, Ricardo Carvalho, Arjen Robben and Michael Ballack will all miss the big match.

John Obi Mikel is also likely to be ruled out, while Ashley Cole faces a race against time to be fit.

And Mourinho reckons he is so short of players, he may have to use Portugal stopper Hilario as an emergency striker.

He said: “If Ashley is ready we have 15 players for the final.

“I will have to choose between Hilario - because he is not bad playing forward - or I’ll bring one of the kids to make 16.”

Michael Essien and Claude Makelele were rested against Everton on the final day of the Premiership season, with Mourinho using youngsters Sam Hutchinson, Ben Sahar and Nuno Morais off the bench.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2002390000-2007220285,00.html

Do you think it's a good idea to use Hilario (a reserve goal keeper) as a striker upfront? I hope he doesn't commit handball fouls o!  

Mourinho is one funny dude.  

I love Chelsea!      

Hey man who will fall in love with you, am not "HOMO" as for JT picture is there just to frustrate pple like you

loyika:

Damose

The "M" besides my name, illustrates that i am MALE!!

So please wait for Razorr, as it seems your Hot nature is begining to play tricks on your eyes

GOONER 89

P.S. Errr!? what does JT's Pic have to do with Razorr

What are you saying your so-call "IGWE" can't do anymore heya sorry o poor gooners

soliq55:

the arse will rise again.
All we need is a striker who can put the ball at the back of the net and we'll be back where we belong.

Today is the player of the year award, live on chelseaTV at 9:30pm. watch out

Hey girl, she can do that, she can just decide to have a break. and if she did i will just cope with another person, hmmmm what am i saying? i will wait till she comes back or probably call her on phone if i have her numba.

loyika:



Thats is one of the LAMEST "Chat Up Lines" if ever there was one

What would you do if she decided to take a break for some weeks COMMIT SUCIDE

Niaraland!! U no go kill person

GOONER 89

Sweetheart thank you jare, i honestly feel lonely if you are not posting.

Razorr:

He really wants to come to Chelsea, but Chelsea is not saying anything yet.

Please guys, don't believe anything you read in the papers about transfers in Chelsea!

Chelsea's management has said that all their transfers would be done in secret, so if Mourinho himself or someone in Chelsea's management does not say it, don't believe any news.

Guys, is Mc Carthy coming to CHELSEA?

viee:

this my juju na wa ooooo
the match is 19th abi?
e be like say the juju forget

;DYou see your juju don fail you again. your juju don prepare for 29th so CHELSEA has no problem

viee:

who said?
naaaaaaa
can hindu help win election??
hell no!
bu fo Okija shrine u bet!
shellcy na small shit jare
29th will prove me right

Hindu can we election my dear, and beside the match is not goona be play here but at wembley so dear, okija is invalid outside it localty but hindu is always valid

Congratulations to all the MU FANS. we rejoice with you, come next season you shall rejoice with us too.