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Op. Try and go get a life.

HungerBAD:
You sef wey dey correct person, you need to go back to School too.

Shey the guy SPEAK ENGLISH for Nairaland?abi you mean to say to write in English no be by force?lol.

What's the big difference? If you can't speak it, you can't write it.

to speak English is not by force.

Ezedon:
charge your phone first

Am I complaining

"team to score more goals" just saw see option on bet9ja. The odds are awesome.

Just wondering if this really happens in other professional leagues, where home team barely lose to away team.

April, 16th

Love in Tokyo

Lol... Singing in flavour's voice...

Droid rock! #opensource

Brains...

chimajii:
WTA trnava Wickmayer @1.45..WON*from ystdys pic nt played] H.chung @1.30...WON Challenger Aix Provence J.esseryic @1.80..WON M.jaziri @1.35..WON F.mayer @1.30..WON Challenger karshi Gabashvili @1.27 x Y.bhambri@1.35=1.71..WON WTA cagnes sur K.bertens @1.25 X C.wittoeft @1.35=1.69..WON WTA tunis M.minella@1.50...WON Not played: S.groth LOST: 2

when are you gonna post another game

please someone should help me out, my tecnoH3 wipes everything on the home screen each time the phone goes on sleep mode.

I've done the one riskier than this, when i went to write FedpoNek post ume.

I tried checking my mail this morning and saw this;
Beginning March 9, 2015, you will no longer be able to sign in, access your existing emails, or send and receive new messages using your Nokia Mail or Nokia Chat address. If you want to save your existing emails, you must copy your existing Nokia Mail to another email service or to your computer before March 9, 2015.
As an option, we invite you to create an Outlook.com email account. Once you have created an Outlook.com account, you can then import your Nokia Mail email into the account to preserve your existing Nokia Mail emails. You can learn more about this option here: http://nokiamail.com/migrate/outlook
We understand if you want to go elsewhere. You can also copy your Nokia Mail to another provider, or to your computer. Go to http://nokiamail.com/migrateto find out how.
If you have used Nokia Mail as your contact email for other apps or services, we advise you to update your profile on these services to use an alternative email address. We recommend that you let your friends and family know about your new email address as well.
To learn more please visit http://nokiamail.com/retire

annawhite:
you are 42years old,start talking like one!

Ebot ikot!

The truth must be told. how many of those qualities do posses?

1. Do you have a library card? Because I’m checking you out.

2. I’ll give you five seconds to give me your number or you can forget about going out with me forever.

3. Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

4. Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You’ve got fine written all over you.

5. Are you a tamale? ‘Cause you’re hot.

6. Baby, somebody better call God, cuz he’s missing an angel!

7. As she’s leaving…. Hey aren’t you forgetting something? Her: What? … Me!

8. Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be what they call fine print.

9. Did it hurt? when you fell from heaven.

10. Baby, you’re the next contestant in the game of love.

11. Can I get your picture to prove to all my friends that angels really do exist?

12. Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged!

13. Baby did you fart, ’cause you blow me away!

14. Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?

15. Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.

16. Do you have the time? [Gives the time] No, the time to write down my number?

17. Don’t walk into that building — the sprinklers might go off!

18. Do you know karate? ‘Cause your body is really kickin’.

19. Can I have directions? [“To where?”] To your heart.

20. Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Nope, it’s just a sparkle.

21. Hey, I lost my phone number … Can I have yours?

22. Hi, I’m Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.

23. Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.

24. Are your feet tired? ‘cuz youve been running through my mind all day.

25. Are you from Tennessee? ‘cuz your the only ten I see.

26. You must be a parking ticket, because you’ve got fine written all over you.

27. Do you believe in love at first sight or do I need to walk by again?

28. Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.

29. Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.

30. If I said you had a great body, would you hold it against me?

31. Was your dad a baker? ‘cause you’ve got the nicest set of buns i’ve ever seen

32. Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?

33. Do you have a quarter? My mom told me to call her when I found the woman of my dreams?

34. Do you have a band aid? I hurt my knee when I fell for you.

35. Excuse me, I am a little short on cash, would you mind if we shared a cab home together?

36. The word of the day is legs. Let’s go back to my place and spread the word.

37. You are so sweet you are giving me a toothache.

38. You’re like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life.

39. Do you work for NASA? Because you’re out of this world.

40. Do you have the time. . . . to write my number down?

41. Life without you would be like a broken pencil…pointless.

42. See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I’m cute.

43. My magic watch says that you don’t have on any underwear. (She says yes I do) Damn! it must be 15 minutes fast

44. If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d have five cents.

45. Screw me if I am wrong, but haven’t we met before?

46. Are you lost ma’am? Because heaven is a long way from here.

47. Excuse me, I’m lost. Can you give me directions to your house?

48. Did you have lucky charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious!

49. If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don’t worry I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.

50. You turn my software into hardware!

51. I’ll cook you dinner if you cook me breakfast.

52. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.

53. I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away!

54. If you were a burger at McDonald’s you’d be the McGorgeous.

55. If you were a booger I would pick you first.

56. You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.

57. Hi, I have big feet.

58. Hi, did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?

59. What is your favorite color? [Color] Mine too!

60. Is there an airport nearby or is that my heart taking off?

61. You must be in a wrong place – the Miss Universe contest is over there.

62. Was that an earthquake or did u just rock my world?

63. I may not be a genie but I can make your dreams come true

64. Are you a magnet? cuz im attracted to you

65. Baby you’re like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all my problems.

66. Do you have the time? (she/he gives you the time) No, the time to write my number down.

67. Are you an alien? because you just abducted my heart.

68. I hope there’s a fireman around, cause you’re smokin’!

69. If beauty were time, you’d be an eternity.

70. I know I dont have a chance, but I just wanted to hear an angel talk.

71. Roses are red, violets are blue, how would you like it if I came home with you?

72. Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.

73. I’m invisible. (Really?) Can you see me? (Yes) How about tomorrow night?

74. I have never had a dream come true until the day that I met you.

75. You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche.

76. If looks could kill you would be a weapon of mass destruction.

77. I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by you.

78. Are you accepting applications for your fan club?

79. Hey baby you’re so fine you make me stutter, wha-wha-what’s your name?

80. Which one of the Spice girls are you?

81. Beww BEWWW Beww (What?) That is the sound of the ambulance coming to pick me up because when I saw you my heart stopped!

82. Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

83. Excuse me, but I think I dropped something!!! MY JAW!!

84. Hey…somebody farted. Let’s get out of here.

85. What’s your sign?

86. Where have you been all my life?

87. “Excuse me, do you have the time?” You: “Do you have the energy?”

88. I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into the wall over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.

89. If I got a nickel for everyone I’ve met who is as beautiful as you, I’d have five cents.

90. Are your pants from outer space or is your butt just out of this world?

91. Is your name Summer? ‘Cause you are HOT!

92. Remember me? Oh, that’s right, I’ve met you only in my dreams.

93. (Look at his / her shirt label) When they say, “What are you doing?”, you say, “Checking to see if you were made in heaven.”

94. Excuse me; I think you owe me a drink.” [She says, “Why?”] “Because when I saw you from across the room I dropped mine. It was a rum and Coke, and I’m [your name].

95. What’s a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?

96. Can I have fries with that shake!

97. You must be the reason for global warming because you’re hot.

98. I would say God bless you but it looks like he already did.

99. Damn, I’m glad I’m not blind!

100. If you were a chicken, you’d be impeccable.

101. Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?

you can as well add yours.

I also received similar message too on my phone, only for me to recharge N400 and got nothing. Reaching this morning they sent me another text, saying the 500% bonus 'll take effect from febuhari 15th.

I also registered for the exercise as a student but, ven't received any notification yet.

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It have teyed ooooo

Sometimes, i wonder what really happened to the 'God bless you' people say. Are they just mere words or works for people who believe. Your thoughts are welcome