Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by danbrowndmf(m): 10:11am On Oct 02, 2015 |
kr0ne: Ibime, thunder fire you!  Lmao |
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by danbrowndmf(m): 10:05am On Oct 02, 2015 |
Ibime: Better late than never. . . . long day. . . .
I'm from a broken home. . . this nigga actually said/ My parents still together. . . . get that fact through your head/ Throwing stones from a glass house. . . . get you shattered instead/ Are your parents still together?. . . NO!. . .cos your daddy is dead!/ That ain’t a punchline. . . . that’s just stating a fact/ You mention Bis?. . . . I send you where that nigga taking his nap/ He came in boasting "Google Oba Aromo. . . . my family got rep son”/ Then Oba Aromolaran got exposed for stealing public cheque funds/ He started wailing. . . "my dad died. . . you didn’t google the correct one"/ Well, in my opinion . . . . the only good thief is a dead one!/ I didn’t wanna bring his dad in the cipher/ but he trampled a viper/ Soon as he brought family into it. . . . that’s the decider!/ Since the thief died. . . . his mother been attached to a heifer/ Breaching anti-gay laws. . . . and having ratchets inside her/ Peeping at the maid in the shower. . . . and making advance on the minor/ And they been engaging 'in sex'. . . . since the 'black widow spied her'!!/ (black widow spider) You cross the line. . . .. now we fully heartless nigga/ singing Gnarls Barkley. . . . Gone Daddy Gone. . . . for the departed father figure/ My father figured. . . to teach me 'indices'. . . so I won’t end up an artist nigga/ You an artist nigga. . . cos ya father 'in decease'. . . and never taught you father figures!/ Bipolar emotional bytch nigga. . . lacking masculine direction/ You’ll be heading for Yaba Left . . . without a rapid intervention/ You mentioning my wife . . . but my pipe is strong/ and my python long/ Been married 3 years. . . . and family planning. . . . cos my wife is young/ Something his father shoulda done. . . . to save this waste of a pipe/ Giyazz beat him to stupor. . . . now I'ma put his face on a spike/ cos if 'G-Let' him live. . . .then with these 'razors'. . . I’m taking his life!!/ Fact is this/ You'll never be respected by cats like Bis/ cos you act a bytch/ and ya rhymes contain a lot of grammar. . . but you lacking wit/ Long azz quatrains without landing a jab that hits/ I'm antonymous to a God-sent saint". . . "in other words, I'm wack as shyt"!/ Go against Bis and your days are done/ Real emcees dont need long quatrains to spit amazing puns/ That's for slow-witted lazy scum/ Only takes 2 lines from Bis . .and your fate is spun/ I'll force ropes through your mouth. . . and make you 'lace' your tongue/ You'll get 'dissed till'. . . they swear that I was making 'rum'!/ You a 'drug mule'. . . Giyazz, Max, Krone and 'co caned' your bum/ That's 3 plays in one Quatrain. . . you're done!/ But don't thank me for the training son/ Just phock off back to romance section. . . where they chased you from!/ Always boasting of ya family money . . . . immature bytch nigga/ This ain’t a punchline. . . . but this bytch nigga on FFR. . . . and brought along his big sister!/ I made wealth off my own sweat . . . . in your world. . . I’m a rich nigga/ But this gun’ll have you speaking 'Arabic'. . . . if you try to take 'Bis milla'!!/ Switch nigga. . . .the áss whipping will be a grevious offence/ You best use your next verse to plead and repent/. . . . before another beating commence!/
oNe! .  .  .  You'v got no class bro rather u own the school entirely. Dope one! |
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by danbrowndmf(m): 9:55am On Oct 02, 2015 |
Reside in PH? I sight garrison there.  GLACIERZ: Rhymes off the top. .
Im known from Airforce base to garrison/ So there aint no rhyme or reason. . .why yall shouldnt listen/ Cos any nigga caught dissing. . Will be charged with treason. .and sent to prison!/ I have this weapon. . .that make me kill a nigga with a classic written/ But yall who cant type sh¡t need some teaching. . .so I give it to you with Mavis Beacon/ I have this feeling to call out a nigga i dont like. . .and put his head on a spike/ Then sag my shorts and talk how i like. . .cos i got no f*cking principle like a public school on strike/ Oh shyte. . .even my girl love that my flow tight/ Everyday I wake her up with a kiss like snow white/ Its so right. . .your b¡tches faker than brazillian hair. . She Afro-dite!/ Alright . . .yall bowwow's . .but i do it like K.Lamar/ When you see me afar. .you better board a car/ Cos my gun sound 'pow pow' . . .but yours 'gbo gbo' . .like you want to push cara!!/ Let me make it open/your rhymes are all stolen/ Im the only nigga who been out a whole year on this forum/ Come back and write like a Times reporter on a weekly column/ So yall better not f*ck with me/I beat you to a first degree/ But if you must . .your b¡tch gon pay the fee/because my d¡ck aint for free/ This particular nigga once wrote good frees/ but now this other nigga eat him like cheese/ He was A man of the people . . .but Achebe is no longer at ease/ None of you n¡ggas are grown/claiming yall stars at home/ But I got a galaxy of my own/and its not your samsung phone!/ King of the jungle. .and serious minded/but yall fat a$$ monkeys blinded/ Got your head way up your a$$es. . .only national geographic could find it!/ I been to every club from Los Angeles to France/bumping to bandz a make her dance/ I get in through the elevator. . .but yall pupils couldnt pass the common entrance!/ During the semester. . I seldom rap/now yall ll see a lotta bars like you got indicted for a felon act/ Even MTN ll applaud these bars i dropped . . .and embrace me with a Welcome Back!/ |
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by danbrowndmf(m): 9:39am On Oct 02, 2015 |
Laveda: lol goodluck in your search
Goodmorning lols.u are the one.
Morning.hw ur night? |
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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by danbrowndmf(m): 11:36pm On Oct 01, 2015 |
kelechiMarie: deliverance from what? Whatever issues i had are in d past. Except of course you want to conduct the deliverance in the past. You're obliged but i must warn you i have no knowledge of time travel so if you get stuck  upload another pix of u  which part of lagos do u reside? |
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by danbrowndmf(m): 11:33pm On Oct 01, 2015 |
Laveda: lol I aint part of the feminism thingy, I believe men are superior...especially when it comes to this "footing bills" LMAO *fall down from my bed* e don reach to pay bills now,you don't believe in feminism again.  please i'm looking for a feminist girlfriend so we can be sharing our bills  abeg everybody must partake.  |
Romance › Re: Nairaland Post-your-best-pics-of-you Season3 (independence Version15.0) by danbrowndmf(m): 9:37pm On Oct 01, 2015 |
tonididdy: No excuses
Show us something infgost234(m), Aroboi(m), Oyind17, swagnificient(m), 360ng(f), dharay99, KiidaACE(m), BoboYekini(m), Wukari(m), docus, danbrowndmf(m), Young03(m), Snowangel4(f) i have a rapbattle to participate here on sunday,if i upload my pix here,my oponent might use it to his own advantage  |
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by danbrowndmf(m): 9:30pm On Oct 01, 2015 |
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Romance › Re: Nairaland Post-your-best-pics-of-you Season3 (independence Version15.0) by danbrowndmf(m): 9:28pm On Oct 01, 2015 |
Laveda: with some pictures here you still get hope..so upload yours.  |
Romance › Re: Nairaland Post-your-best-pics-of-you Season3 (independence Version15.0) by danbrowndmf(m): 9:09pm On Oct 01, 2015 |
Iamsynord: lol baba mi yes na.  nice pix u'v got there |
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by danbrowndmf(m): 9:08pm On Oct 01, 2015 |
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Romance › Re: Nairaland Post-your-best-pics-of-you Season3 (independence Version15.0) by danbrowndmf(m): 8:59pm On Oct 01, 2015 |
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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by danbrowndmf(m): 8:53pm On Oct 01, 2015 |
Laveda: you aint a PHC dude then...Genesis deluxe cinema, just had to abbreviate it lol Lemme know when you have money to pay the bills  not there before.i usually go to silverbird,dy have better cinema there. I thought ur a feminist advocate  ? You should pay my bills also na.  |
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by danbrowndmf(m): 8:49pm On Oct 01, 2015 |
kelechiMarie: i think myself hot tempered bt i'm actually not(according to people). I get annoyed but i actually do nothing about it, i dont even shout. I used to be quite tempestous when i was younger though You need deliverance then if so. Come to my church "Jesus Never fuckup Ministry" i really need to deliver you. Note: every female member must put on bikini  |
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by danbrowndmf(m): 8:45pm On Oct 01, 2015 |
Heywhizzy: please can it be Sunday..my phone is faulty 10bars on sunday... Elymaxiimus take note.thanks |
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by danbrowndmf(m): 7:24pm On Oct 01, 2015 |
kelechiMarie: break my heart For wia. I was suffering from something more serious than that. I actually dont have a hot temper i will keep assuming ts heartbreak until u tell me.:p ur not hot tempered? So u'v been feeding ur diary with lies.  ? |
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by danbrowndmf(m): 6:47pm On Oct 01, 2015 |
kelechiMarie: thankfully it's not me so i'd save you t-fare so u have hot temper.  ? I always knew someone brk ur hrt that period u were forming "emotional blah blah"  |
Romance › Re: Lady Whose Husband Can't Sleep Unless He Sucks Pvssy Urgently Needs Your Advice by danbrowndmf(m): 5:22pm On Oct 01, 2015 |
Seun sef dy view this thread  |
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by danbrowndmf(m): 5:12pm On Oct 01, 2015 |
Laveda: lol you're crazy...okay let's go to GDC @gra  lols,where is GDC?dunno such place o.ok les do it this way,since ur the one who knows the GDC,take me there and pay my bills next time when we go there again i will pay.  u know am not familier with there payment  |
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by danbrowndmf(m): 5:03pm On Oct 01, 2015 |
kelechiMarie:
you gat a date if this is u i don't mind taking a night bus to lagos to night.  that lips between ur legs is so tempting,can i place my lips there  ? |
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by danbrowndmf(m): 4:41pm On Oct 01, 2015 |
kelechiMarie: i said the beach is my scene bt not public ones oya les go to beach together but on one condition,u will wear bikini  jus me n you alone will be at the beah.  |
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by danbrowndmf(m): 4:02pm On Oct 01, 2015 |
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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by danbrowndmf(m): 3:06pm On Oct 01, 2015 |
Laveda: lol am not a baby
Nope, the one @artillery is bestbite Happybite @airforce road..there's a cinema there too
Lol I don't want eba....don't tell me you're stingy  ooooh that one at airforce one? That one wey dy taste salty.  ? Come lemme bake cake and meatpie for u.  airforce happybite is so salty  am not stingy rather i don't want you to spend ur half of ur day in toilet.  come house lemme make cake for u.  |
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by danbrowndmf(m): 2:46pm On Oct 01, 2015 |
Laveda: which daddy? Do I look like a baby? 
Take me to happy bite jaree  because ur no longer sucking breast that does not make u an adult na.  happy bite? That one at artillery area.  ? No No no. I can cook and bake better cakes than those happybite people  come to my house lemme cook better egusi soup for u.  happybite no sabi anything  |
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by danbrowndmf(m): 2:35pm On Oct 01, 2015 |
Laveda: lol am not coming jaree daddy is at home na,i know. 
iya basira food is very cheap one plate is #150  |
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by danbrowndmf(m): 2:27pm On Oct 01, 2015 |
Laveda: And where's such fast food located in pH come lemme take u there.  go baff 1st,when u bath finish lemme know na  |
Rap Battles › Re: ++++++ Congratulations : Obesemf Is Lord Of The Rings 2015 ++++++ by danbrowndmf(m): 2:19pm On Oct 01, 2015 |
softvio: when i listened to him i laughed. But he's not that bad as tha twitter goons portrayed him to be The only reason they portray him like that is because of the hype he gave to himself.saying he would bodybag 50cent and any other nigerian rapper in a rapbattle  with such hype and such song he did,u will surely he's wack too.  |
Rap Battles › Re: ++++++ Congratulations : Obesemf Is Lord Of The Rings 2015 ++++++ by danbrowndmf(m): 2:14pm On Oct 01, 2015 |
GIYAZZ: Modenine has been there before. Mayb i don't see him there like i do see Iceprince,jesse jagz and Mr2kay.na there own house be that |
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by danbrowndmf(m): 2:12pm On Oct 01, 2015 |
Laveda: Lol I've been to spar very sincere u.
Oya go take ur bath leme take u too "iya basira fastfood" for the independent.  |
Politics › Re: Buhari And Saraki Smile At Each Other During Independence Celebration by danbrowndmf(m): 2:07pm On Oct 01, 2015 |
softvio: sharap! Which website you don create wey dey like facebook Lmao...*Falldown from pawpaw tree  * |