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Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by danbrowndmf(m): 10:11am On Oct 02, 2015
kr0ne:
Ibime, thunder fire you! huh
Lmao
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by danbrowndmf(m): 10:05am On Oct 02, 2015
Ibime:
Better late than never. . . . long day. . . .


I'm from a broken home. . . this nigga actually said/
My parents still together. . . . get that fact through your head/
Throwing stones from a glass house. . . . get you shattered instead/
Are your parents still together?. . . NO!. . .cos your daddy is dead!/
That ain’t a punchline. . . . that’s just stating a fact/
You mention Bis?. . . . I send you where that nigga taking his nap/
He came in boasting "Google Oba Aromo. . . . my family got rep son”/
Then Oba Aromolaran got exposed for stealing public cheque funds/
He started wailing. . . "my dad died. . . you didn’t google the correct one"/
Well, in my opinion . . . . the only good thief is a dead one!/
I didn’t wanna bring his dad in the cipher/ but he trampled a viper/
Soon as he brought family into it. . . . that’s the decider!/
Since the thief died. . . . his mother been attached to a heifer/
Breaching anti-gay laws. . . . and having ratchets inside her/
Peeping at the maid in the shower. . . . and making advance on the minor/
And they been engaging 'in sex'. . . . since the 'black widow spied her'!!/ (black widow spider)
You cross the line. . . .. now we fully heartless nigga/
singing Gnarls Barkley. . . . Gone Daddy Gone. . . . for the departed father figure/
My father figured. . . to teach me 'indices'. . . so I won’t end up an artist nigga/
You an artist nigga. . . cos ya father 'in decease'. . . and never taught you father figures!/
Bipolar emotional bytch nigga. . . lacking masculine direction/
You’ll be heading for Yaba Left . . . without a rapid intervention/
You mentioning my wife . . . but my pipe is strong/ and my python long/
Been married 3 years. . . . and family planning. . . . cos my wife is young/
Something his father shoulda done. . . . to save this waste of a pipe/
Giyazz beat him to stupor. . . . now I'ma put his face on a spike/
cos if 'G-Let' him live. . . .then with these 'razors'. . . I’m taking his life!!/
Fact is this/ You'll never be respected by cats like Bis/
cos you act a bytch/ and ya rhymes contain a lot of grammar. . . but you lacking wit/
Long azz quatrains without landing a jab that hits/
I'm antonymous to a God-sent saint". . . "in other words, I'm wack as shyt"!/
Go against Bis and your days are done/
Real emcees dont need long quatrains to spit amazing puns/
That's for slow-witted lazy scum/
Only takes 2 lines from Bis . .and your fate is spun/
I'll force ropes through your mouth. . . and make you 'lace' your tongue/
You'll get 'dissed till'. . . they swear that I was making 'rum'!/
You a 'drug mule'. . . Giyazz, Max, Krone and 'co caned' your bum/
That's 3 plays in one Quatrain. . . you're done!/
But don't thank me for the training son/
Just phock off back to romance section. . . where they chased you from!/
Always boasting of ya family money . . . . immature bytch nigga/
This ain’t a punchline. . . . but this bytch nigga on FFR. . . . and brought along his big sister!/
I made wealth off my own sweat . . . . in your world. . . I’m a rich nigga/
But this gun’ll have you speaking 'Arabic'. . . . if you try to take 'Bis milla'!!/
Switch nigga. . . .the áss whipping will be a grevious offence/
You best use your next verse to plead and repent/. . . . before another beating commence!/



oNe!
.shocked.shocked.shocked
You'v got no class bro rather u own the school entirely.
Dope one!
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by danbrowndmf(m): 9:55am On Oct 02, 2015
Reside in PH? I sight garrison there.cheesy
GLACIERZ:
Rhymes off the top. .





Im known from Airforce base to garrison/
So there aint no rhyme or reason. . .why yall shouldnt listen/
Cos any nigga caught dissing. .
Will be charged with treason. .and sent to prison!/
I have this weapon. . .that make me kill a nigga with a classic written/
But yall who cant type sh¡t need some teaching. . .so I give it to you with Mavis Beacon/
I have this feeling to call out a nigga i dont like. . .and put his head on a spike/
Then sag my shorts and talk how i like. . .cos i got no f*cking principle like a public school on strike/
Oh shyte. . .even my girl love that my flow tight/
Everyday I wake her up with a kiss like snow white/
Its so right. . .your b¡tches faker than brazillian hair. . She Afro-dite!/
Alright . . .yall bowwow's . .but i do it like K.Lamar/
When you see me afar. .you better board a car/
Cos my gun sound 'pow pow' . . .but yours 'gbo gbo' . .like you want to push cara!!/
Let me make it open/your rhymes are all stolen/
Im the only nigga who been out a whole year on this forum/
Come back and write like a Times reporter on a weekly column/
So yall better not f*ck with me/I beat you to a first degree/
But if you must  . .your b¡tch gon pay the fee/because my d¡ck aint for free/
This particular nigga once wrote good frees/
but now  this other nigga eat him like cheese/
He was A man of the people . . .but Achebe is no longer at ease/
None of you n¡ggas are grown/claiming yall stars at home/
But I got a galaxy of my own/and its not your samsung phone!/
King of the jungle. .and serious minded/but yall fat a$$ monkeys blinded/
Got your head way up your a$$es. . .only national geographic could find it!/
I been to every club from Los Angeles to France/bumping to bandz a make her dance/
I get in through the elevator. . .but yall pupils couldnt pass the common entrance!/
During the semester. . I seldom rap/now yall ll see a lotta bars like you got indicted for a felon act/
Even MTN ll applaud these bars i dropped . . .and embrace me with a Welcome Back!/
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by danbrowndmf(m): 9:39am On Oct 02, 2015
Laveda:
lol goodluck in your search Goodmorning
lols.u are the one. Morning.hw ur night?
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by danbrowndmf(m): 11:36pm On Oct 01, 2015
kelechiMarie:
deliverance from what? Whatever issues i had are in d past. Except of course you want to conduct the deliverance in the past. You're obliged but i must warn you i have no knowledge of time travel so if you get stuck grin lipsrsealed
upload another pix of ugrin

which part of lagos do u reside?
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by danbrowndmf(m): 11:33pm On Oct 01, 2015
Laveda:
lol I aint part of the feminism thingy, I believe men are superior...especially when it comes to this "footing bills"
LMAO *fall down from my bed*




e don reach to pay bills now,you don't believe in feminism again.cheesy please i'm looking for a feminist girlfriend so we can be sharing our billsgrin abeg everybody must partake.sad
Romance › Re: Nairaland Post-your-best-pics-of-you Season3 (independence Version15.0) by danbrowndmf(m): 9:37pm On Oct 01, 2015
tonididdy:
No excuses


Show us something
infgost234(m), Aroboi(m),
Oyind17, swagnificient(m), 360ng(f), dharay99,
KiidaACE(m), BoboYekini(m), Wukari(m), docus,
danbrowndmf(m), Young03(m), Snowangel4(f)
i have a rapbattle to participate here on sunday,if i upload my pix here,my oponent might use it to his own advantagegrin
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by danbrowndmf(m): 9:30pm On Oct 01, 2015
Laveda:
GDC is cool sha...lol alright aint got time for going out now tongue you like awoof sha cheesy
taking me out is not awoof,it only shows that ur a good feminist advocate and not by mouthgrin so if i take u out no be awoof abi?.cheesy
Romance › Re: Nairaland Post-your-best-pics-of-you Season3 (independence Version15.0) by danbrowndmf(m): 9:28pm On Oct 01, 2015
Laveda:
with some pictures here you still get hope..so upload yours.
grin
Romance › Re: Nairaland Post-your-best-pics-of-you Season3 (independence Version15.0) by danbrowndmf(m): 9:09pm On Oct 01, 2015
Iamsynord:
lol baba mi
yes na.cheesy nice pix u'v got there
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by danbrowndmf(m): 9:08pm On Oct 01, 2015
Laveda:
shocked shocked you need to visit GDC then...its fun there

Lemme know when you're ready..I can do that cheesy cheesy
i stopped going there since i left for school.so glue to that silverbird cinema,cus of there ps3.cheesy


how is Genesis cinema like.cheesy?
Take me to genesis this sunday and pay the bills,next sunday i'll take u to spargrin
Romance › Re: Nairaland Post-your-best-pics-of-you Season3 (independence Version15.0) by danbrowndmf(m): 8:59pm On Oct 01, 2015
Laveda:
See cute dudes on NL oo embarassed cheesy
how ugly pple like ous go do na.sad
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by danbrowndmf(m): 8:53pm On Oct 01, 2015
Laveda:
you aint a PHC dude then...Genesis deluxe cinema, just had to abbreviate it lol
Lemme know when you have money to pay the bills grin
not there before.i usually go to silverbird,dy have better cinema there.


I thought ur a feminist advocategrin?
You should pay my bills also na.cheesy
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by danbrowndmf(m): 8:49pm On Oct 01, 2015
kelechiMarie:
i think myself hot tempered bt i'm actually not(according to people). I get annoyed but i actually do nothing about it, i dont even shout.
I used to be quite tempestous when i was younger though
You need deliverance then if so. Come to my church "Jesus Never fuckup Ministry" i really need to deliver you.
Note: every female member must put on bikinigrin
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by danbrowndmf(m): 8:45pm On Oct 01, 2015
Heywhizzy:
please can it be Sunday..my phone is faulty
10bars on sunday...
Elymaxiimus take note.thanks
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by danbrowndmf(m): 7:24pm On Oct 01, 2015
kelechiMarie:
break my heart huh For wia. I was suffering from something more serious than that. I actually dont have a hot temper
i will keep assuming ts heartbreak until u tell me.:p
ur not hot tempered? So u'v been feeding ur diary with lies.shocked?
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by danbrowndmf(m): 6:47pm On Oct 01, 2015
kelechiMarie:
thankfully it's not me so i'd save you t-fare
so u have hot temper.cheesy? I always knew someone brk ur hrt that period u were forming "emotional blah blah" grin grin
Romance › Re: Lady Whose Husband Can't Sleep Unless He Sucks Pvssy Urgently Needs Your Advice by danbrowndmf(m): 5:22pm On Oct 01, 2015
Seun sef dy view this threadgrin
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by danbrowndmf(m): 5:12pm On Oct 01, 2015
Laveda:
lol you're crazy...okay let's go to GDC @gra grin
lols,where is GDC?dunno such place o.ok les do it this way,since ur the one who knows the GDC,take me there and pay my bills next time when we go there again i will pay.cheesy






u know am not familier with there paymentgrin
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by danbrowndmf(m): 5:03pm On Oct 01, 2015
kelechiMarie:
kiss you gat a date
if this is u i don't mind taking a night bus to lagos to night.cheesy
that lips between ur legs is so tempting,can i place my lips there grin?
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by danbrowndmf(m): 4:41pm On Oct 01, 2015
kelechiMarie:
i said the beach is my scene bt not public ones
oya les go to beach together but on one condition,u will wear bikinigrin jus me n you alone will be at the beah.cheesy
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by danbrowndmf(m): 4:02pm On Oct 01, 2015
Laveda:
hehehe you're a clown grin happybite or nothing angry grin
When last did u visit happy bite? I jus call to confirm now,happybite is no more at airforce1 they finally packed to ibadan few days ago.cheesy
how we go com do now na? Come ma bake am for u for house nagrin
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by danbrowndmf(m): 3:06pm On Oct 01, 2015
Laveda:
lol am not a baby

Nope, the one @artillery is bestbite
Happybite @airforce road..there's a cinema there too

Lol I don't want eba....don't tell me you're stingy angry grin
ooooh that one at airforce one? That one wey dy taste salty.sad?





Come lemme bake cake and meatpie for u.cheesy airforce happybite is so saltygrin
am not stingy rather i don't want you to spend ur half of ur day in toilet.cheesy
come house lemme make cake for u.cheesy
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by danbrowndmf(m): 2:46pm On Oct 01, 2015
Laveda:
which daddy? Do I look like a baby? angry

Take me to happy bite jaree grin
because ur no longer sucking breast that does not make u an adult na.cheesy


happy bite? That one at artillery area.cheesy? No No no. I can cook and bake better cakes than those happybite peoplegrin
come to my house lemme cook better egusi soup for u.cheesy
happybite no sabi anythinggrin
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by danbrowndmf(m): 2:35pm On Oct 01, 2015
Laveda:
lol am not coming jaree
daddy is at home na,i know.cheesy iya basira food is very cheap one plate is #150 grin
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by danbrowndmf(m): 2:27pm On Oct 01, 2015
Laveda:
And where's such fast food located in pH
come lemme take u there.cheesy go baff 1st,when u bath finish lemme know nagrin
Rap Battles › Re: ++++++ Congratulations : Obesemf Is Lord Of The Rings 2015 ++++++ by danbrowndmf(m): 2:19pm On Oct 01, 2015
softvio:
when i listened to him i laughed. But he's not that bad as tha twitter goons portrayed him to be
The only reason they portray him like that is because of the hype he gave to himself.saying he would bodybag 50cent and any other nigerian rapper in a rapbattlegrin
with such hype and such song he did,u will surely he's wack too.cheesy
Rap Battles › Re: ++++++ Congratulations : Obesemf Is Lord Of The Rings 2015 ++++++ by danbrowndmf(m): 2:14pm On Oct 01, 2015
GIYAZZ:
Modenine has been there before.
Mayb i don't see him there like i do see Iceprince,jesse jagz and Mr2kay.na there own house be that
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by danbrowndmf(m): 2:12pm On Oct 01, 2015
Laveda:
Lol I've been to spar
very sincere u. Oya go take ur bath leme take u too "iya basira fastfood" for the independent.cheesy
Politics › Re: Buhari And Saraki Smile At Each Other During Independence Celebration by danbrowndmf(m): 2:07pm On Oct 01, 2015
softvio:
sharap! Which website you don create wey dey like facebook
Lmao...*Falldown from pawpaw treegrin *

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