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[quote
author=sweetorgasm post=32910678]its simple i tell my girl at night in
her room 2 b naked n sleep on d bed wen chatting with me via video chat
or ordinary chat, i tell her sexual words n wen she is finally wet i
tell her to close her eyes n imagining me on top of her fuuucking her, n
i tell her how to use use her finger on her pussy starting 4rm d
smallest finger to d biggest finger den with 12345 fingers n hw to
finger her breast n afta abt some minutes she just cum out loudly n
makes me hear her scream. dat way she will feel lyk im nt even far away n
dat im always there with her n our relationship will b so strong dat
she will even take me as her soul mate. SO we cant break up.[/quote]lols,bros me and u dy d same line oh. lols,it really wrkn though.


Big Up to You,Badt Guy.

sweetorgasm:
and phone intimacy

lols,yes Phone intimacy,really wrkn oh

[quote
author=PunkyOh post=32907592]No, I don't use social media lol.

As for what's happening here, I'm coping well because my city isn't part
of this foolishness. It's business as usual for us. In fact, I didn't
even know there were attacks until I saw it here on Nairaland. I do hope
it ends though. Our celebrities & govt people have also taken a
stand, urging people to stop this madness. We now have tv ads saying no
to xenophobia & I hope those that are involved, get the message.
Time will tell.[/quote]Ohhh your from SA? i taught ur a nigerian who stays in SA oh

Creativity.
Na woman do this thing?
Gold Diggers see work oh,make una leav man money oh.

PunkyOh:
Kikiki. Thanks. I've been here daily, it's you that I haven't seen much of. Hope you're well, bud.

hv been around sha.
are u on whatsapp?
All this fight in SA how are u coping?

[quote author=PunkyOh
post=31938102]IMO, it's either they're really audacious or must have
some serious mental issues.

I was almost raped back in 2002. My cousin's friend was throwing a party
at her house & we were there celebrating with her. In the crowd was
her neighbour, a guy called Themba. I'll never forget his name because
he made me hate all Thembas. Anyway, this fool was busy showing off,
flaunting money & gave the hostess money to entertain us with
drinks. Mind you, I'm not much of a drinker, neither is my cousin. So
all the alcohol went down other people's throats. All this time I was
unaware that he had a thing for me. It started with a song. His
"favourite" jam was on, he jumped up & started gyrating, looking
straight at me. It was a bit uncomfortable but we all laughed at him
because the dance moves were down right pòrn.

Finally it was time for us to leave because I was tired of him following
me around & it was becoming really uncomfortable. OMG, HE BECAME
UNHINGED like a psycho. This dude had the nerve to grab me & told me
he's taking me home. His home. Two houses down. Everyone was telling
him to let me go but he said he spent money on me & it was now time
for me to pay up. Again, I DO NOT DRINK, so how can I "repay" him for
something I didn't even enjoy? Themba went ballistic & started
dragging me like a caveman. I'm not going to lie, I started crying
because it was scary. Now everyone started getting involved &
somehow I managed to escape. To this day, I do not do any kind of
partying unless it's with family or very trusted friends. Some people
are sick.

In 2011 I wasn't surprised when I heard from the same girl that invited
us that he passed away from HIV. I've stopped going to her house after
the incident so it was finally safe for me to go there because the
wicked wizard of the west was dead. I was happy! Someone's death is
nothing to celebrate but fùck it, I was happy he died.[/quote]Nyc Story. thank God,they did not rap you for me sha.


longest time,where hv you been?

icebeatz:
I tried it once... didny work.
How are you bro?
Hope u are doing great!

Oh baba Gudmorning oh,i do mention u on my topics,but u hardly reply.

Baba Am jus here oh,
still on the music hustle,looking for a label. or an investor.


Hw ur side sir?

vintino:
Me no sabi her for camp Sha.....
Maybe na anoda type of national youth service she dey do

are u an estate manager?

[quote
author=jessiecah post=32896100]Guys, she's nothing near ugly even minus the makeup. Clean your eyes and
look at the picture again, this time very well. Too quick to attribute
every fine face to makeup these days. Makeup adds to your beauty, it
does not perform magic[/quote]Ur lips though.

Ladies Be like

"I am 28years old" go check her birth certificate shez 33years old.

"I cnt date dt dude,im to like woman abeg" go find out well,d dude already fvck her hard like 3times.


But Ladies Why na?.

shey she hv a phone where she can watch it,in her room,why watching it where the childrean will see her,u wunt expect a mature kid to see his mum watching porn and go straight to church to give testimony...HELL NO!


That Porn should be watch privately...


after now,We go come dy hear say pikin rape mama,na all dis nonsense dy cause am.

Lala247:
Nice write up hun .
Yh its true about the kids part .. But even mature ppl can fall victim to this

the mature one's might rather breakup with u and starting dating ur friend after a while.

YoungDaNaval:
Gay Alert!!!

Lmao,madt man.

Darkrebel666:
~ I'm in one currently and we Skype like every day.

That's a tip... constant skyping

oooh ur in a distance u relationship. and yet u go come here com dy disturb NL girls. u knw go leav them for me.

My Friend Is Dating One of My Ex,they started while we were still
dating,am nt hvn any bad blood with ma guy, My Ex was after ma Friend,it
was boldly written on her face.

My Cousine's girlfriend is now dating my cousine's Bestfriend,while he
was away,now he has left both of them.


In My own opinion,i let my Gf get close to my guys but not all of them,
inshort i dnt follow kids anymore,only a kid will wnt to date ur
friend,while both of you are still dating. A matured Lady who knows what she want wunt leav u to date ur BestFriend only kids do that. so i advice guys to know the level of mentality of the lady they want to date.

When ever My guy start Dating a Girl,If i have any crush on the girl,it drys off immidiately she accept My friend

cc Lala247

[quote
author=Strongfaze post=32868164].
Sorry bro I disagree because cheating sexually
is at the top of the list of break-ups.[/quote]That is if u cant hold ur D.ICK na.

sinaj:
me gud n u

u reside in PH right?

sinaj:
I said Was

hawa u?.

pinkycute:
Lolzzzzz... The stress can't allow such thing to happen that day

Tah Me i Go do oh. lemme complete the stress at once.

sinaj:
ma ba3 wz low

you can be chargin it,same time chating na.

Lala247:
Nope dunno who that is sorry

. God is watching u in 3D

Lala247:
Sorry oh dunno who that is mate

was talking abt dj eezy.

Lala247:
Lol whose that

Pretend!

missclasssy:
Why you quote, you have something like what I have above.
Just make sure the quote and author are on the same line.

Wow,tnx dear.

missclasssy:
The "quote" and the "author" should be on the same line.

***sorry i dnt gt u,explain beta pls.

[quote
author=missclasssy post=32862354]Hello..... I just asked you a question. Did I sound harsh?
Sorry if I did, I just wanted to know if you purposely quote in this
manner, because most times its difficult differentiating your comment
from the one you quoted.[/quote]*ok now i get u*


Dun really know,ts nt only me even few pple here,it also happens to them but mine is kind of 2much,smtyms i quote well smtyms i dnt,smtyms i fink is Ntwrk,dun rilli knw sha. do u knw the cause?

missclasssy:
Do you purposely quote peoples comments like this, or you don't just know how to quote?

Must You find E-Fight everywhere? Pls am not intrested in ur fight.

Lala247:
Lol good for them I am married to my work ..

No go waste ur time ohhhh lol

Hope u don born 4ur wrk?
shey bcus i knw be Dj.

Lala247:
No mayb i didnt get my mentions happen..

Oya come to that section


Today Today I wan toast u.
see Darkrabel and cherry now going down well.

[quote
author=chibwike post=32860702]That goat comment was insultive....she
must have taken it serious...you can let her knw u were just
kidding.[/quote]sleekyshuga am sorry though,neva knew my speech was offesive

****My Apology****

chibwike:
wetin that girl do you.

was only hvn fun,dunno if she took it serious oh.