Celebrities › Re: Timi Dakolo And Wife Riding A Camel by danbrowndmf(m): 4:16pm On Apr 04, 2016 |
VickyRotex: That's what I'm saying na. I dont trust your camel. E go fall me  lol.you no serious |
Celebrities › Re: Timi Dakolo And Wife Riding A Camel by danbrowndmf(m): 3:04pm On Apr 04, 2016 |
VickyRotex: I no trust your ride  LMAO! What do u mean? I mean let's go camel riding..  |
Celebrities › Re: Timi Dakolo And Wife Riding A Camel by danbrowndmf(m): 2:49pm On Apr 04, 2016 |
VickyRotex: lol. Nice concept. HWA! Let's go riding babe.  |
Christianity Etc › Re: There Is God And He Answers Prayer by danbrowndmf(m): 1:05pm On Apr 04, 2016 |
Seun: If you pray to the sky for rain every morning, a day will come when rain will fall. That does not mean the sky is alive and answers prayers. are u an atheist sir? |
Romance › Re: Public Online Flaunting Of Relationship.yay Or Nay? by danbrowndmf(m): 11:20am On Apr 04, 2016 |
As long as i love you i will flaunt you,i don't care what happens to tommorow. |
Romance › Re: THE WOOING CHALLENGE [female Edition] *day 1* by danbrowndmf(m): 10:42pm On Apr 03, 2016 |
misspicy: Dan what's happening,you have been so distance
are you okay? had issues ...alot of issues. 
How have u been tho?
Who is this "MINE" i'm yet to know na.  ? |
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Politics › Re: We’ll Deliver 10,000 MW Target - Fashola by danbrowndmf(m): 5:53pm On Apr 03, 2016 |
STFUareyouGod: we dey hustle tight ooooo. God dey win very soon we go reach there |
Romance › Re: THE WOOING CHALLENGE [female Edition] *day 1* by danbrowndmf(m): 5:30pm On Apr 03, 2016 |
misspicy: You getting it boo 
Hope you like some strip tease  spicy |
Politics › Re: We’ll Deliver 10,000 MW Target - Fashola by danbrowndmf(m): 5:16pm On Apr 03, 2016 |
STFUareyouGod: no worry Bros. He go soon pick. Just don't stop dialling yes bro. How hustle for that way na? |
Politics › Re: We’ll Deliver 10,000 MW Target - Fashola by danbrowndmf(m): 4:58pm On Apr 03, 2016 |
STFUareyouGod: oya serve me for plate as e dey hot. What's cooking?  i dy wait for baba God to pick up soon. |
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Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by danbrowndmf(m): 4:54pm On Apr 03, 2016 |
ELYMAXiimus: sh1t! I noticed he's been infusing some wicked punchlines in some of his tracks lately, coupled with a really nice flow. Although he does those commercial rap songs (which I don't like), he still remembers he's a rapper and delivers some other nice raps unlike olamide.
Olamide's attempt at coming back to the rap scene with "eyan mayweather" was a flop. The track was goddamn wack! I guess that's the consequence of leaving rap for singing.
Btw, reminisce is now officially the dopest local rapper.  yeah... remi is the dopest local rapper now,but CDQ sef dy burst o. Olamide don lose him mojo for rap. remi is really dope only if he's gonna rap.... But everybody need money. |
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Politics › Re: We’ll Deliver 10,000 MW Target - Fashola by danbrowndmf(m): 12:31pm On Apr 02, 2016 |
STFUareyouGod: Bros, levels dey mountain up oooo. E no wan level at all. Hills everywhere. But baba God go julius Barger them insha Allah 
You don finish your training? God go always come through like xavi pass I dy ph since one month there,done With ma training,issues. Come up there.something else is cooking sha. |
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Celebrities › Re: Kcee Steps Out In A Cool Combo Outfit But Still Got It Wrong by danbrowndmf(m): 12:25pm On Apr 02, 2016 |
Kelklein: I bet @IamKCee will still be criticized for his fashion sense even if he's naked
Lmao |
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Politics › Re: We’ll Deliver 10,000 MW Target - Fashola by danbrowndmf(m): 12:10pm On Apr 02, 2016 |
STFUareyouGod: baddooooooo. Eyan mayweather. Kilon happen? Kilonso nigboro? baba I pin like stepler o. How levels for that way na? |
Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by danbrowndmf(m): 11:48am On Apr 02, 2016 |
ELYMAXiimus: Reminisce's asalamalekun is dope  listen to reminisce poision is dope. “Keep these niggas on their toe like a bally dancer“ |
Politics › Re: We’ll Deliver 10,000 MW Target - Fashola by danbrowndmf(m): 11:41am On Apr 02, 2016 |
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Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by danbrowndmf(m): 9:10am On Apr 02, 2016 |
ELYMAXiimus: woah! This one has got to be dope for sure. I like em both. Pls hit me up with a download link. giyazz come share MI phase2 link here.Thanks. |
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by danbrowndmf(m): 10:53pm On Mar 27, 2016 |
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Romance › Re: Guys, Ever Been Embarrassed For Visiting A Lady? Share Your Experiences by danbrowndmf(m): 5:46pm On Mar 27, 2016 |
This should be in my ss1 or so when me and francis decided to check on sheiler,to be sincere i gingered the movement then,on getting there we couldn't even gather the courage to knock at 1st. francis knock and the father ask knock ! Knock! Knock!
Sheiler's dad: who is that?
francis :sir i'm shiler's friend my name is ibrahim (he lied,using my name)
Sheiler 's dad: what are u doing here? What do u want ?
Francis: i'm sheiler's classmate sir. (i was there panting like a dog)
he replied with a very hard baritone voice
sheiler's dad: so what do u want? (mhen we couldn't stand the hit anymore we both ran away,While running we were hearing the man's voice shouting in anger and asking series of questions like... WHAT DO YOU WANT? WHY ARE YOU DOING HERE TO SEE MY DAUGHTER?)
since that day not sure i ever went to a girl's house to visit,even till now i still have the phobia. Make person no go boil me with hot water |
Politics › Re: This Is Why Fulani Herdsmen Behave Like Animals (pictures) by danbrowndmf(m): 5:30pm On Mar 27, 2016 |
PinkBarbie: Fulani man.  Take it or leave it, that's the bitter truth.  but i'm a fulani man too. So u sef join? Smh |
Romance › Re: Best Way To Keep Your Man From Other Ladies by danbrowndmf(m): 5:24pm On Mar 27, 2016 |
misspicy:
am already aware thank you  so u sabi everything there? mo gbe idi fun e o |
Romance › Re: Sex Addition by danbrowndmf(m): 4:56pm On Mar 27, 2016 |
DMLords: Bros, liking sex no be crime. Na natural human need and just like the depth of our breaths dey vary na so the height of our libido dey vary.
My point be say if u dey straff daily like 5 times and your babe is down with it then u no get problem as long as u dey try faithful. If na 1 a month you like am and your babe is down with it then you no get problem at all. The problem dey come when the libido high for one of the couples come low for the other person.
On a moral and religious grounds, you and your babe suppose consider marriage sharparly. All that sex when una still dey date fit steak the fun for una marriage later on. Marriage even get another advantage self, once una marry, the sex go go downhill so e fit help u control the over libido.
As a man I wan advice u like a man. When your relationships and sex be the primary motivators of your life na im this kind "addiction " dey come. Get other goals for your life. Keep your mind busy with other stuffs. Your woman and sex na secondary things for man life. You suppose be priest of humankind: God's innovations and creations suppose dey actualize through you.
Basically, you need to find other things doing. When you do, even to bang go set tire you self as you go dey see how much time you wan waste for a release when you can use the time to activate all that brain cells dey think or work something.
Hope say this go help you sha. u sabi |
Romance › Re: Best Way To Keep Your Man From Other Ladies by danbrowndmf(m): 4:49pm On Mar 27, 2016 |
mama bj misspicy. Come read |
Romance › Re: Best Way To Keep Your Man From Other Ladies by danbrowndmf(m): 4:48pm On Mar 27, 2016 |
pinkbarbie come read.u goan need this  |
Romance › Re: Best Way To Keep Your Man From Other Ladies by danbrowndmf(m): 4:47pm On Mar 27, 2016 |
osedvgirl: Don't be shy to give your man blow.job, he will be proud he has you 
1. Please the pen.is: Hold the pen.is at the base and stroke it gently with the other hand, work from the tip to the base.
2. Marry tongue to penis: Lick the pen.is shaft as you would do an ice cream cone, start with the tip of the head, rolling your tongue on it to activate its many nerve endings, also suck at the band of skin below the head of the penis.
3. His testicles love attention: Take his tentacle (the balls) into your mouth one at a time and suck at it, suck them in and out repeatedly.
4. Maintain eye contact: From time to time, look into his eyes and make him shy, his face would most probably be flushed from the pleasure.
5. Go all over: Lick and suck the pen.is from the tip to the shaft and the testicles, repeating the move again and again, until he moans in pleasure.
6. Nibble a little: Gentle biting of the penis won’t hurt. Do it but don’t get carried away and cut his pen.is off!
7. Go under: Lick under the pen.is shaft, the area called the frenulum which has very sensitive skin, It is one place men like to get touched at.
8. Go deep: Let him pen.is go deep into your mouth as if you want to swallow it, then roll your tongue around it, focusing on the head. If it feels uncomfortable, stop.
9. Go pro: Let him come into your mouth, if you are comfortable with it. It is kind of sexy and makes him feel totally wanted.
10. Swallow if you can: You don’t have to swallow it, though it’s harmless. But some men like to see it done. Others find it disgusting. So do what is in your mind.
11. Make sounds: Moaning while giving him a Mouth Action is very sexy, the sound tells him you’re enjoying it, so make the music.
You can also massage his thighs and the area around his anus; it’s like icing the cake.
If you can do it, in no particular order, you’re going you leave him exhausted and satisfied.
Note: Remember to make him shower before you begin. 
*modified* all the babes commenting 'if you like chew it, chop it' watch out, they are the ones perfect in this act, they are just pretending, while some will even practice it tonight  please will you date me?  |
Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by danbrowndmf(m): 4:43pm On Mar 27, 2016 |
MI-phase2 dope stuff |