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VickyRotex:
It's not a jolking stuvv. I did not do anything bad. I'm not a bad someborryy

maryhaam:
Hehehe you don follow me reach here.

maryhaam:
Hehehe you don follow me reach here.

ritababe:
toilet

ritababe:
Quickie in library

Therock5555:
This thread is a sequel to 'bad things you did in secondary school', so please share your University adventures here.




Well I'm going into my final year, and most bad things I've done are;

Kidnapping a lecturer's hand out because he refused to give it out to any student to photocopy except we bought directly from him. The man rained down fire and brimstone but I no send.

Another was pressing girls ass and boobs during struggles to get into halls for General lectures because once you are late and find yourself at the back, you better go and rest because you won't hear anything, the girls sef no dey send, you would see a breasted girl trying to create space to move in between two boys with limited spaces between them. We would press and squeeze tire.

-my friend and I once organized a handout robbery, lol he brought the idea but since I needed the handout also, I agreed. We went to a shop, ordered the girl to bring all her handouts concerning my department, selected them out and asked her to get another stuff inside, all the handouts went into my bag except one that we photocopied and returned. Chai I promise to return them back this year

-Forging fake exam and I.D cards, we'll it's good to be tech savvy.

-The worst was banging a chick inside a hostel room of 8 boys, we all covered our corners with curtains but you could easily see ones shadow in his corner in daytime. I started slowly with the girl so as not to attract attention but very soon it turned a wide romp. I pity my hostel mates that day, their erection no be here. When I came out they were hailing me like boss, since then, that babe usually wear tight Jean leggings with strong belt if she comes to cook for me because she really felt ashamed.

Lemme stop here, make una add una own....

PushMusic:
While Wizkid and Davido and showing off flashy cars, rolex wrist watches and even baby mama's.






He deserves a mansion in Banana Island with all the hits he has produced, yet see where the Legendary Sarz on the beat is living.







Naija producers yaf suffered.

maryhaam:
Loooool, u made my afternoon.

maryhaam:
you sha want me to say something now.

Xsolutions:
Then you should have started as a Grass root Coach/Personal trainer in your area, MONEY shouldn't be a limitation to VISION.

maryhaam:
ok hmmm he said he love me,then I said ok.

2dice:
u worst pass am... U wey u be sossick for women affairs
77 PM's in a week baby -Dagrin Voice

2dice:
smh..
U wey dey follow anything wey dey skirt

2dice:
well am faithful I know u na Bad-Guy

Slimzybaby:
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hehehe...the kind slap you go chop eeh!

maryhaam:
loool,i didn't toast nyone sir.

2dice:
lol why do think am not faithful huh

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]So someone cannot just joke about something again without people taking it over their heads and becoming unnecessarily serious with it?

This old single woman should go and sit her ass somewhere and focus on her lame talk shows and career dead journalism.

I guess she's probably pained that men are no longer looking towards her and now she's turning the frustration on baba jay.

Abeg don jazzy don't mind her,Eritrea here we come. [/color]

prettythicksme:
Lemme oo

veraiyke:
Was preparing for my first year second semester exams when I noticed her. We were having a discussive class in a grassy area beside unn stadium. After that we were walking our different ways when a discussion about women came up and I said "women are necessary evils". She fumed up almost quarelling me but I don't talk much so I made my point and went ahead hearing behind me all her arguments. One day I was eating abacha when this girl said she wants to eat and I said ok. She said it is just my meat she wants so I let her have it and ate my abacha without meat. Her friend was like aah but I smiled and didn't mind. I could see her one time talking and her voice will always be high but the next minute she is sleeping. We were majoring in same department. Most times she walks on the road you see her full of life and exubberance. On her short gowns she could jump up and down. There were times she could see me and say lift me up on the way. Once I did and just laughed over it and we continued our journey on our different routes. Finally exams finished and first year was over. I went to my room still in school hostel then-zik flat- for those who know unn. I was dressed on my suit about to attend rotaract meeting. Proudly a rota-lion. I had a bang on my room door. A girl entered and another followed suit. The first girl is also in my department and was close to me as I helped her in her studies, nothing more mind you. The second was this very girl I have been talking about since. I was like what! How can you people badge into my room like that, no prior information of your coming sef? They were like aah you won't even ask us to sit down? I said look I am on my way out as you can see. You people should have called first. The second girl was like oya let's go nah. He is chasing us from his room and they left. I sat down on my bed thinking. I was already falling for this girl and had wished severally for her visit. The first time she came I have not welcomed her in. Well it isn't my doing. A principled man cannot cancel his meeting for uninformed visitors. So I went to meeting. Days after I met her at the ziks gate and we exchanged numbers and I apologised to her telling her why it had to be like that. She said that's my worries o and it doesn't bother her. Fast forward I went home to ph and one day a female friend sent me one of these messages if I kiss you what will you do and all that. There was no better person to forward this message to but the very girl I chased and that exactly I did. She replied in her jovial way she would kiss me till I beg and start running. It was mtn free messages. We kept exchanging messages till I called and we spoke for a while. I later searched for her on facebook and we were the best of chat mates. We asked ourselves questions about the other and how the first year in school had been. We continued talking and I told her that I would hug her the first time we met and she was like humm let's wait and see. We were just talking as friends o. I was jokingly telling her my mind and feelings. I knew her to be jovial and easy going so certainly she wasn't taking my words to heart and I told myself I will ask her out once school resumes. This is 2012. On the 8th of october we both returned to nsk. I was shocked when someone hugged me in the market. I was embarrassed I could hug back. It was the same girl I had told I would hug the first time I saw anywhere. I was buying foam because I had rented a room off k while exams were on. The driver of the taxi I took for a drop was like guy this girl love you oh and you are just there. I was speechless until I asked what she was doing in the market so soon. She was smiling and that reminded me I had failed in what I said and has confirmed what she said that I won't be able to do that. After saying what she came to buy I told her to then hurry up and join my cab. I waited for a while she wasn't fot coming so I told the driver to move and that was it. I called her that I have moved after waiting for a while and she said no p. I told her to call me let me show her my place later in the day. Around five I got a call it was her her. Shock and unbelief ran through me. I went and met her and we walked to my place. On our way she reminded me I couldn't fulfil my sayings of hugging her at first sight. I am a shy person though and don't talk with girls much how much more hugging them. I tried to give excuses of we are in public. Anyway we got to my house and we ate and she actually past the night with me. Since then we have been together. Getting a good girl you love and who loves you doesn't take any specific thing. Just be yourself. We have future plans together. She brought me into nairaland.

prettythicksme:

prettythicksme:
U dnt believe me? ok dey there!