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Heard any good and funny jokes lately?...Try these ones. This Is Too Funny! A very successful Young Nigerian man parked his new Lexus infront of his office, ready to show it off to his colleagues, as he got out, a Trailer passed too closed and completely tore off the door, the man immediately grabbed his cell phone, called the police and they arrived.Before the officer could say anything, the man was screaming hysterically, my Lexus! , my Lexus! , will never be the same again no matter what the panel-beater did to it, the officer just looked at the man in disgust and shook his head, I can't believe how materialistic you're, he said, you're so focused on your possessions that you don't notice anything else.How can you say such thing?..asked the man, don't you know that your left arm is missing from your elbow down, it must have been torn off when the truck hit you.....OH MY GOD! replied the man, "MY ROLEX WRIST WATCH"... Big Grin!! You can add yours Guys, to keep the fun rolling... |
Education in Africa especially in countries like Nigeria has seen much challenges in recent times.With the instability in the Nigeria government, maintaining high standards in learning is more difficult.The frequency academics strikes among Nigeria Universities has been on the increase however some universities within the most populous black country are starting to prove their worth.However, the ranking has revealed the top 10 Universities in Nigeria which are mentioned below. Best 10 Nigeria Universities and Polythecnic 10. Covenant University, Ota Convenant university is a growing, dynamic vision - birthed, vision driven university, founded as a Christain mission ethos and committed to pioneering excellence at the cutting edge of learning.Convenant University ranks number 10 on our list of top 10 universities in Nigeria. 9. University of Benin (UNIBEN) The university of Benin was founded in 1970.It started as an Institute of Technology and was accorded the status of a full-fledged University by National University Commision on July 1971.The university offers courses at various levels.Presently, the total enrolment stands at over 40,000 made of both full-time and part-time students shared among the various facilities. 8. Auchi Polythecnic Auchi polythecnic is one of the leading polythecnic in the country, in one of the most vibrant and cosmopolitan towns in Nigeria.It was founded in 1963, first, as a technical college and later in 1773 as a polythecnic.Its mission is to provide well trained and highly skilled middle level manpower. 7. Ahmadu Bello University (ABU) It was founded in 1961.Ahmadu Bello university began full operation in 1962, on the cities of these educational institutions:The defunct Nigerian College of Arts, Science and Technology, founded in 1935 ; the samaru Agric. Research station, established in 1924. 6. University of Ibadan (UI) UI is Nigeria's premier university that is located at Ibadan, Oyo state.The institution offers both Undergraduate degrees.Admission into UI is however very difficult and competitive. 5. University of Ilorin (UNILORIN) UNILORIN "Better by Far" is located at Ilorin, Kwara state.One of the top 10 best university in Nigeria according to the latest rankings.UNILORING is also one of NUC's best University in Nigeria. 4. University of Nigeria, Nsukka (UNN) A top Nigeria university with the vision to place herself in the forefront of Research and development, Innovation, knowledge transfer and Human Resource Development in the global academic terrain, while promoting the core values which will ensure the restoration of the dignity of man. 3. University of Lagos (UNILAG) Foundd in 1962, the university has, for over 4 decades, providd quality and objective education to both Nigerian and its Neighbours.UNILAG has built a legacy oe Excellence and has won many awards and honours. 2. Federal University of Agriculture, Abeokuta (FUNAAB) FUNAAB, Ogun state was established on 1st Jan. 1988 by the federal governent.The establishment of the University of Agric. was an entirely new concept for promoting agricultural education and services for Agricultural development. 1. Obafemi Awolowo University (O.A.U) O.A.U is a comprehensive public institution established in 1962 as the University of Ife.In the 1970's and the 1980's, the university attained a foremost position among Universities in Africa, with a vibrant academic and social atmosphere and a high international reputations.Today, the University celebrates a rich tradition of excellence having produced, from among its staff, a Nobel Laureate and four National merit Winners. References: Webometrics:http://www.webometrics.info/ |
BIG GRIN!!!!... Imagine, you're told by aFortune Teller that "You had only a day left for you on Earth"...And you have so many Things to do on Earth.. What would you do?... |
I would love to date "RIHANNA"...Ooops..Buh, she's already taken.. |
*****ONE CHANCE***** An opportunity comes but once.... This is an opportunity for you to show us your views on a situation whereby you have a chance to date a celebrity.... Guys, I guess you go fi like Tonto Dikeh wella?...Abi now?... Ladies nko?...Hmm, let me think...Snopp Dogg?...GRIN!.. May I ask, who would it be?...Lets hear from y'all... |
I would love to have Wizkid's Girlfriend "TANIA"...2 Sexy! |
******One Chance**** An Opportunity comes but Once.. This is an opportunity 4 u 2 show us ur views on a situation whereby you have a chance 2 date a celebrity...Guys, I guess u go fi lyk Tonto Dikeh wella...Abi nw?..Ladies nko?..Hmm, let me think...Snopp Dogg?..Winks!..May I ask, Who would it be?...Lets hear from y'all.. |
Love Sucks!... |
Ploy:Hmmm..I see! |
zeezahbee: |
Jakeattah:I trust u guy.. |
kristina1:Stamp...Na dat some Naija babes be oo...No Nonsense! |
DaZion:I Dnt trust u jare... |
Chaíí...Naija dudes sha...Love Matter!! |
Ploy:Natural home?..What did u mean by dat bro? |
Hmmm...Serious Matter!!! Love sha!!! I know many of our Guys here can do this because of LOVE...Am I right or wrong?..Please quote me.
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Gbaaangaun!! Hmmm..I knw many of our guys hia wuld feel happy if a gal beat him up lyk diz...Am I ryt Guys?
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Yoruba Culture is d best...To d extent dat Foreign countries even love our culture...Yoruba people are just UNIQUE! |
The Yoruba People of Western Nigeria are a Nationality of approximately 35 Million people occupying the South-Western parts of Nigeria.While their primaray concentration is in Nigeria, they are also found in other West African countries and throughout the entire world as well.But what are some of the notable facts about the Yoruba People; Well, here is a look at the Top five facts about them.
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I guess most of us love watching movies.Check those Lists, to see d upcoming movies to be released in 2015. Lists: The Woman in Black 2 Angels of Deat [REC]4:Apocalypse The wedding Ringer American sniper Spare parts Strange Magic Sea Red Army Timbuktu Out of the Dark The Seventh Son Fifty Shades of Grey The last 5 Years Russell Madness Anita B Furious 7 The woman in Gold The Avengers:Age of Ultron Don't mess with Texas Tomorrowland Jurassic World The Transporter Legacy Terminator:Genisys The fantastic four Hitman:Agent 47 Hotel Translvania 2 Frankenstein Mastermind The Jungle Book Scouts vs Zombies Silence The Hunger Games:Mockingjay, part 2 Star wars:The Force Awakens Alvin and Chipmunks:Road Chip Mission Impossible V Resident Evil 6 Those are the Lists released as of now.More movies are still coming soon.. |
I guess most of us love watching movies.Check those Lists, to see d upcoming movies to be released in 2015. Lists: The Woman in Black 2 Angels of Deat [REC]4:Apocalypse The wedding Ringer American sniper Spare parts Strange Magic Sea Red Army Timbuktu Out of the Dark The Seventh Son Fifty Shades of Grey The last 5 Years Russell Madness Anita B Furious 7 The woman in Gold The Avengers:Age of Ultron Don't mess with Texas Tomorrowland Jurassic World The Transporter Legacy Terminator:Genisys The fantastic four Hitman:Agent 47 Hotel Translvania 2 Frankenstein Mastermind The Jungle Book Scouts vs Zombies Silence The Hunger Games:Mockingjay, part 2 Star wars:The Force Awakens Alvin and Chipmunks:Road Chip Mission Impossible V Resident Evil 6 Those are the Lists released as of now.More movies are still coming soon.. |
DaZion:LOL!...At dat numba 8. |
DaZion: |
What's the quickest way to double ur money? Answer:Fold it in Half! |
What's an Insect's favourite Sport? Answer:Crickets. |
1.Let me think about it 2.I have a Boyfriend 3.Let's be friends for now 4.I am not Interested Follow this link for full details of the listed points.http://lagosconvo.com/what-i-hear-in-lagos/4-typical-things-ladies-say-men/ |
Gbaaamm! Gbaamm!! Gbaaamm!!! This is the time have been waiting for To know how your reaction would be for being disgraced in Public especially in the School. Assuming Guys, You're being slapped by a Girl in the Public...What would you do?...Slap her back?...Winks!. Assuming Ladies, You wore a skirt or trouser jean been torn really large at the buttock side and masses of people started making fun of you...What would you do?..Run away?..Change the clock?..Perform a Magic?... Lets have ur responses please. |
Take up some worthwhile new habit, like smoking - it helps keep tobacco workers in jobs. |
*Always brush my teeth b4 toasting a gal..lol! |
New year is the time when people make resolutions and try to stick to them for the rest of the year.However, a lot of people find it difficult to maintain the resolutions and break them half way, or even before.This funny practice has given birth to lot of humorous New year resolutions.Check out for the funny lists. *Start buying lottery tickets at a luckier store. *Remember to brush teeth with bristly end of toothbrush. *Don't eat each medicine just because it looks like Candy. *Always replace d gas nozzle b4 driving away 4rm d pump station. *I will always "check 4 paper" wen leaving d restroom. *I will drive closer to d speed limit. *I will kip an xtra safe distance wen driving behind police cars. *I will bore nt bore my boss with the same excuse 4 leaves.I will think of sum more excuses. *I will do less laundry and use more deodorant. *I will avoid taking a bath wenever possible 2 conserve more water. *I will try 2 figure out why I really nid nine e-mails 2 my Girlfriend. *I will stop sending love messages 2 my Girlfriend. *I will spend less dan 1hr a day on d Internet.This, of course, will be hard 2 estimate since I'm nt a clock watcher. *I will nt tell d same story at any get together. *Read fewer books.A little learning is a dangerous thing.Too much of it can really wreck ur head. *Watch mor TV.It's very educational.Catch up on all those programs you missed down d years. *I will not ring d Stewardness button on airplanes just 2 get her phone number. *I will not wet d bed and blame it on my younger brother/Sister. You Guyz can also add urz...Lets kip d fun going.. |
Hahahahahaha.... I know all of us has done many Hilarious things when we're a kid...As 4 me av done many funny things when I was Kid..Let me share u guys mine.. Lol..I love doing Papa and Mama with my frnd's Sista nd my frnd has our Son... Share yours Guys and keep the Fun rolling.. |
he was just too obsessed , he followed me to the airport when I was going to the USA, I kicked him
with my bootie 