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Jokes EtcFunny Jokes Of The Day by DanceVille(op): 3:18pm On Jan 14, 2015
Heard any good and funny jokes lately?...Try these ones.

This Is Too Funny!
A very successful Young Nigerian man parked his new Lexus infront of his office, ready to show it off to his colleagues, as he got out, a Trailer passed too closed and completely tore off the door, the man immediately grabbed his cell phone, called the police and they arrived.Before the officer could say anything, the man was screaming hysterically, my Lexus! , my Lexus! , will never be the same again no matter what the panel-beater did to it, the officer just looked at the man in disgust and shook his head, I can't believe how materialistic you're, he said, you're so focused on your possessions that you don't notice anything else.How can you say such thing?..asked the man, don't you know that your left arm is missing from your elbow down, it must have been torn off when the truck hit you.....OH MY GOD! replied the man, "MY ROLEX WRIST WATCH"...
Big Grin!!
You can add yours Guys, to keep the fun rolling...
EducationTop 10 Best Universities In Nigeria ( Latest Ranking) by DanceVille(op):
Education in Africa especially in countries like Nigeria has seen much challenges in recent times.With the instability in the Nigeria government, maintaining high standards in learning is more difficult.The frequency academics strikes among Nigeria Universities has been on the increase however some universities within the most populous black country are starting to prove their worth.However, the ranking has revealed the top 10 Universities in Nigeria which are mentioned below.

Best 10 Nigeria Universities and Polythecnic

10. Covenant University, Ota
Convenant university is a growing, dynamic vision - birthed, vision driven university, founded as a Christain mission ethos and committed to pioneering excellence at the cutting edge of learning.Convenant University ranks number 10 on our list of top 10 universities in Nigeria.

9. University of Benin (UNIBEN)
The university of Benin was founded in 1970.It started as an Institute of Technology and was accorded the status of a full-fledged University by National University Commision on July 1971.The university offers courses at various levels.Presently, the total enrolment stands at over 40,000 made of both full-time and part-time students shared among the various facilities.

8. Auchi Polythecnic
Auchi polythecnic is one of the leading polythecnic in the country, in one of the most vibrant and cosmopolitan towns in Nigeria.It was founded in 1963, first, as a technical college and later in 1773 as a polythecnic.Its mission is to provide well trained and highly skilled middle level manpower.

7. Ahmadu Bello University (ABU)
It was founded in 1961.Ahmadu Bello university began full operation in 1962, on the cities of these educational institutions:The defunct Nigerian College of Arts, Science and Technology, founded in 1935 ; the samaru Agric. Research station, established in 1924.

6. University of Ibadan (UI)
UI is Nigeria's premier university that is located at Ibadan, Oyo state.The institution offers both Undergraduate degrees.Admission into UI is however very difficult and competitive.

5. University of Ilorin (UNILORIN)
UNILORIN "Better by Far" is located at Ilorin, Kwara state.One of the top 10 best university in Nigeria according to the latest rankings.UNILORING is also one of NUC's best University in Nigeria.

4. University of Nigeria, Nsukka (UNN)
A top Nigeria university with the vision to place herself in the forefront of Research and development, Innovation, knowledge transfer and Human Resource Development in the global academic terrain, while promoting the core values which will ensure the restoration of the dignity of man.

3. University of Lagos (UNILAG)
Foundd in 1962, the university has, for over 4 decades, providd quality and objective education to both Nigerian and its Neighbours.UNILAG has built a legacy oe Excellence and has won many awards and honours.

2. Federal University of Agriculture, Abeokuta (FUNAAB)
FUNAAB, Ogun state was established on 1st Jan. 1988 by the federal governent.The establishment of the University of Agric. was an entirely new concept for promoting agricultural education and services for Agricultural development.

1. Obafemi Awolowo University (O.A.U)
O.A.U is a comprehensive public institution established in 1962 as the University of Ife.In the 1970's and the 1980's, the university attained a foremost position among Universities in Africa, with a vibrant academic and social atmosphere and a high international reputations.Today, the University celebrates a rich tradition of excellence having produced, from among its staff, a Nobel Laureate and four National merit Winners.

References:
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Nairaland GeneralIf You Had One Day Left To Live On The Earth, What Would You Do? by DanceVille(op): 11:10am On Jan 13, 2015
BIG GRIN!!!!...
Imagine, you're told by aFortune Teller that "You had only a day left for you on Earth"...And you have so many Things to do on Earth..
What would you do?...
CelebritiesRe: Guys/ Ladies: If You Get A Chance To Date A Celebrity, Who Would It Be? by DanceVille(op): 11:00am On Jan 13, 2015
I would love to date "RIHANNA"...Ooops..Buh, she's already taken..
CelebritiesGuys/ Ladies: If You Get A Chance To Date A Celebrity, Who Would It Be? by DanceVille(op): 10:51am On Jan 13, 2015
*****ONE CHANCE*****
An opportunity comes but once....
This is an opportunity for you to show us your views on a situation whereby you have a chance to date a celebrity....
Guys, I guess you go fi like Tonto Dikeh wella?...Abi now?...
Ladies nko?...Hmm, let me think...Snopp Dogg?...GRIN!..
May I ask, who would it be?...Lets hear from y'all...
RomanceRe: Guys/ladies: If You Get A Chance To Date A Celebrity, Who Would It Be? by DanceVille(op): 9:45am On Jan 08, 2015
I would love to have Wizkid's Girlfriend "TANIA"...2 Sexy!
RomanceGuys/ladies: If You Get A Chance To Date A Celebrity, Who Would It Be? by DanceVille(op): 9:43am On Jan 08, 2015
******One Chance****
An Opportunity comes but Once..
This is an opportunity 4 u 2 show us ur views on a situation whereby you have a chance 2 date a celebrity...Guys, I guess u go fi lyk Tonto Dikeh wella...Abi nw?..Ladies nko?..Hmm, let me think...Snopp Dogg?..Winks!..May I ask, Who would it be?...Lets hear from y'all..
RomanceRe: Guys, Can You Ever Do This To Your Girlfriend Because Of Love? by DanceVille(op): 7:43pm On Jan 07, 2015
Love Sucks!...
RomanceRe: Guys, Can You Ever Do This To Your Girlfriend Because Of Love? by DanceVille(op): 7:12am On Jan 07, 2015
Ploy:
You don't know what I meant?
My pastor said I should stop bad talk.
Hmmm..I see!
RomanceRe: Guys, Can You Ever Do This To Your Girlfriend Because Of Love? by DanceVille(op): 6:24pm On Jan 06, 2015
zeezahbee:
A guy has done it for me before undecided he was just too obsessed , he followed me to the airport when I was going to the USA, I kicked him cheesy with my bootie tongue
RomanceRe: Guys, Can You Ever Do This To Your Girlfriend Because Of Love? by DanceVille(op): 2:29pm On Jan 06, 2015
Jakeattah:
except she has the power to order 100 men pointing shotguns at me......


if not.... NOTHING
I trust u guy..
RomanceRe: Guys, Can You Ever Do This To Your Girlfriend Because Of Love? by DanceVille(op):
kristina1:
Some guys wl do it,just that any guy that tried that with me can never gain my respect again.
Stamp...Na dat some Naija babes be oo...No Nonsense!
RomanceRe: Guys, Can You Ever Do This To Your Girlfriend Because Of Love? by DanceVille(op): 1:47pm On Jan 06, 2015
DaZion:
Lai lai..Am I mad?
I Dnt trust u jare...
RomanceRe: Guys, Can You Ever Do This To Your Girlfriend Because Of Love? by DanceVille(op): 1:45pm On Jan 06, 2015
Chaíí...Naija dudes sha...Love Matter!!
RomanceRe: Guys, Can You Ever Do This To Your Girlfriend Because Of Love? by DanceVille(op): 1:44pm On Jan 06, 2015
Ploy:
Do you mean peeping from under?

I can peep in there a million times.
Just want to see my natural home
Natural home?..What did u mean by dat bro?
RomanceGuys, Can You Ever Do This To Your Girlfriend Because Of Love? by DanceVille(op): 1:33pm On Jan 06, 2015
Hmmm...Serious Matter!!!
Love sha!!!
I know many of our Guys here can do this because of LOVE...Am I right or wrong?..Please quote me.

Jokes EtcGuys, How Would You Feel If A Girl Do This To You In The Public? by DanceVille(op): 1:07pm On Jan 06, 2015
Gbaaangaun!!
Hmmm..I knw many of our guys hia wuld feel happy if a gal beat him up lyk diz...Am I ryt Guys?

CultureRe: 5 Notable Facts About Yoruba People (àwon Ómó Yorùbá) by DanceVille(op): 11:12pm On Jan 05, 2015
Yoruba Culture is d best...To d extent dat Foreign countries even love our culture...Yoruba people are just UNIQUE!
Culture5 Notable Facts About Yoruba People (àwon Ómó Yorùbá) by DanceVille(op): 10:45pm On Jan 05, 2015
The Yoruba People of Western Nigeria are a Nationality of approximately 35 Million people occupying the South-Western parts of Nigeria.While their primaray concentration is in Nigeria, they are also found in other West African countries and throughout the entire world as well.But what are some of the notable facts about the Yoruba People; Well, here is a look at the Top five facts about them.

5 Remarkable Facts About Yoruba People

-They are of the Largest Ethnic group in Africa

Numbering about 35M in total, the yoruba is one of the largest ethnic groups south of the Sahara Desert.They constitute about 21% of Nigeria's total population, making them one of the Largest ethnic groups in Nigeria.They are a collection of diverse people that are bound together by a common language, culture and history.According to the Yoruba Mythology, it is believed that they descended from an era called Odua.Uncounted numbers of Yorubas were carried to the Caribbean and the Americas during Slave trade period.In 1893, the Yoruba Kingdom became part of the British Protectorate.

-They still cling to their Culture

Irrespective of Modernalisation, the yoruba people still hold their Culture and Traditions so dearly.For Instance, the art of passage of rite is still rife among the Yorubas and is still a common practice even to date.

-Majority of Yoruba's still practice Traditional Religion

Even though a good number of Yoruba people practice Christianity, up to 20% of the yoruba population still practice traditional forms of religion.However, this practice varies from one country to another.For Instance, they claim that they have more than 400 deities.This complexity has led westerners to compare their religion to that of ancient Greek.Their tradition holds that there is only one supreme being or god called Olorun.There are 3 gods available to all.Olorun is the creator and the high god.The yoruba call on this god by prayers or by pouring water on the ground using Kolanuts.Eshu is the divine god who delivers special sacrifices to the high god, Olorun.Isha, on the other hand, is the god of divination.He interprets Olorun's wishes to mankind.

-The Yoruba have a Strong Political System

The Yoruba are one of the African people who have strong, united political and social systems.However, their political and social system varies significantly, depending largely on regions.Each town has a leader called Oba, who achieves this position by being selected by an Oba who is in power, by Inheritance or by participating to the associations.There's also a council of Elders which assists the Oba with decision making.Title associations play an important role when it comes to balancing and assigning power within different cities

-The Yoruba's are Gifted Sculptors

The art of Sculpture is not a new concept among the Yoruba people.They started creating sculpture as early as the 12th century and continue to do so even now.In order to honour their several deities, gods and ancestors, the Yoruba's make magnificient sculptures.Beautiful sculptures of wood, brass and terracotta are common things among the Yoruba.In addition to that, they are also good Portes, Weavers and Metal Smoths..
Yoruba People are Great people and Kind people..

http://buzznigeria.com/yoruba-people/

.I'm proud of my ethnic group "YORUBA"..

TV/MoviesRe: Lists Of Upcoming Movies In 2015 by DanceVille(op): 7:39pm On Jan 05, 2015
More List:
Selma
Taken 3
Cake
Blackhat
Vice
Black Sea
Everly
The Boy Next Door
The Loft
Wild Card
Jupiter Ascending
The Vices
Dragon Heart3
Dragon blade
Serena
Hot Tub Time Machine 2
71
Outcast
Divergent 2 Insurgent
The Gunman
A little Chaos
Get Hard
Pitbh Perfect 2
Insidious3
Minions
The Smurfs 3
James Bond Spectre
American Heist
Assassin's Creed
Ben 10
Brooklyn
Call of Duty
Ghost Recon
Kung fu Panda 4
Splinter Cell
Survivor
The Runner
Unbreakable 2
Bleep 3
TV/MoviesLists Of Upcoming Movies In 2015 by DanceVille(op): 6:26pm On Jan 05, 2015
I guess most of us love watching movies.Check those Lists, to see d upcoming movies to be released in 2015.

Lists:
The Woman in Black 2
Angels of Deat
[REC]4:Apocalypse
The wedding Ringer
American sniper
Spare parts
Strange Magic
Sea Red Army
Timbuktu
Out of the Dark
The Seventh Son
Fifty Shades of Grey
The last 5 Years
Russell Madness
Anita B
Furious 7
The woman in Gold
The Avengers:Age of Ultron
Don't mess with Texas
Tomorrowland
Jurassic World
The Transporter Legacy
Terminator:Genisys
The fantastic four
Hitman:Agent 47
Hotel Translvania 2
Frankenstein
Mastermind
The Jungle Book
Scouts vs Zombies
Silence
The Hunger Games:Mockingjay, part 2
Star wars:The Force Awakens
Alvin and Chipmunks:Road Chip
Mission Impossible V
Resident Evil 6

Those are the Lists released as of now.More movies are still coming soon..
Jokes EtcMOVIES: List Of Upcoming Adventure Movies To Be Released In 2015(see List) by DanceVille(op): 5:29pm On Jan 05, 2015
I guess most of us love watching movies.Check those Lists, to see d upcoming movies to be released in 2015.

Lists:
The Woman in Black 2
Angels of Deat
[REC]4:Apocalypse
The wedding Ringer
American sniper
Spare parts
Strange Magic
Sea Red Army
Timbuktu
Out of the Dark
The Seventh Son
Fifty Shades of Grey
The last 5 Years
Russell Madness
Anita B
Furious 7
The woman in Gold
The Avengers:Age of Ultron
Don't mess with Texas
Tomorrowland
Jurassic World
The Transporter Legacy
Terminator:Genisys
The fantastic four
Hitman:Agent 47
Hotel Translvania 2
Frankenstein
Mastermind
The Jungle Book
Scouts vs Zombies
Silence
The Hunger Games:Mockingjay, part 2
Star wars:The Force Awakens
Alvin and Chipmunks:Road Chip
Mission Impossible V
Resident Evil 6

Those are the Lists released as of now.More movies are still coming soon..
Jokes EtcRe: Jokes: Funny Questions And Answers by DanceVille: 4:30pm On Jan 05, 2015
DaZion:
These are simple questions and funny answers, logical thinking, on various occasions, various subjects, and various locations.Enjoy your time and don't forget you can also add yours.
1.What ended in they year 1919?
Answer:1918- Yes, the year 1918 ended when the New year 1919 begins! Isn't that right?
2.What is the strongest force in d earth?
Answer:LOVE!
3.Why do some Criket players never sweat?
Answer:Becos they av huge fans!
4.Do u know; what is d best thing to put on a delicious cake?
Answer:Your MOUTH!
5.What is d major difference between a bird and fly?
Answer:A bird can fly but a fly cannot bird!
6.What do u say when u find two banana peels together?
Answer:A pair of Slipper
7.Can u tell me how to make an Egg roll?
Answer:It is very simple.Just push it, it will role!
8.Join these two sentences "I was riding to School, I saw a dead body.
The Answer is very funny, I saw a dead body riding to School.
9.Most of d kids love to carry these keys.What are those keys?
Answer:Cookies!
10.A few months av 31 days, a few months has 30 days.How many months have 28 days?
Answer:All months
11.What is d difference between HERE and THERE?
Answer:The letter 'T'
12.Can u make SEVEN an even number?
Answer:YES, Remove 'S' from It...
LOL!...At dat numba 8.
Jokes EtcRe: Jokes: Funny Questions And Answers by DanceVille: 4:29pm On Jan 05, 2015
DaZion:
These are simple questions and funny answers, logical thinking, on various occasions, various subjects, and various locations.Enjoy your time and don't forget you can also add yours.
1.What ended in they year 1919?
Answer:1918- Yes, the year 1918 ended when the New year 1919 begins! Isn't that right?
2.What is the strongest force in d earth?
Answer:LOVE!
3.Why do some Criket players never sweat?
Answer:Becos they av huge fans!
4.Do u know; what is d best thing to put on a delicious cake?
Answer:Your MOUTH!
5.What is d major difference between a bird and fly?
Answer:A bird can fly but a fly cannot bird!
6.What do u say when u find two banana peels together?
Answer:A pair of Slipper
7.Can u tell me how to make an Egg roll?
Answer:It is very simple.Just push it, it will role!
8.Join these two sentences "I was riding to School, I saw a dead body.
The Answer is very funny, I saw a dead body riding to School.
9.Most of d kids love to carry these keys.What are those keys?
Answer:Cookies!
10.A few months av 31 days, a few months has 30 days.How many months have 28 days?
Answer:All months
11.What is d difference between HERE and THERE?
Answer:The letter 'T'
12.Can u make SEVEN an even number?
Answer:YES, Remove 'S' from It...
Jokes EtcRe: Jokes: Funny Questions And Answers by DanceVille: 4:29pm On Jan 05, 2015
What's the quickest way to double ur money?
Answer:Fold it in Half!
Jokes EtcRe: Jokes: Funny Questions And Answers by DanceVille: 4:27pm On Jan 05, 2015
What's an Insect's favourite Sport?
Answer:Crickets.
Romance4 Typical Things Ladies Say To Men by DanceVille(op): 1:06pm On Jan 03, 2015
1.Let me think about it
2.I have a Boyfriend
3.Let's be friends for now
4.I am not Interested
Follow this link for full details of the listed points.http://lagosconvo.com/what-i-hear-in-lagos/4-typical-things-ladies-say-men/
RomanceGuys/ladies: How Would You Feel If You're Being Disgraced In The Public? by DanceVille(op): 12:57pm On Jan 03, 2015
Gbaaamm! Gbaamm!! Gbaaamm!!!
This is the time have been waiting for To know how your reaction would be for being disgraced in Public especially in the School.
Assuming Guys, You're being slapped by a Girl in the Public...What would you do?...Slap her back?...Winks!.
Assuming Ladies, You wore a skirt or trouser jean been torn really large at the buttock side and masses of people started making fun of you...What would you do?..Run away?..Change the clock?..Perform a Magic?...
Lets have ur responses please.
Jokes EtcRe: Funny New Year Resolution by DanceVille(op): 4:43pm On Jan 02, 2015
Take up some worthwhile new habit, like smoking - it helps keep tobacco workers in jobs.
Jokes EtcRe: Funny New Year Resolution by DanceVille(op): 4:39pm On Jan 02, 2015
*Always brush my teeth b4 toasting a gal..lol!
Jokes EtcFunny New Year Resolution by DanceVille(op): 4:10pm On Jan 02, 2015
New year is the time when people make resolutions and try to stick to them for the rest of the year.However, a lot of people find it difficult to maintain the resolutions and break them half way, or even before.This funny practice has given birth to lot of humorous New year resolutions.Check out for the funny lists.

*Start buying lottery tickets at a luckier store.
*Remember to brush teeth with bristly end of toothbrush.
*Don't eat each medicine just because it looks like Candy.
*Always replace d gas nozzle b4 driving away 4rm d pump station.
*I will always "check 4 paper" wen leaving d restroom.
*I will drive closer to d speed limit.
*I will kip an xtra safe distance wen driving behind police cars.
*I will bore nt bore my boss with the same excuse 4 leaves.I will think of sum more excuses.
*I will do less laundry and use more deodorant.
*I will avoid taking a bath wenever possible 2 conserve more water.
*I will try 2 figure out why I really nid nine e-mails 2 my Girlfriend.
*I will stop sending love messages 2 my Girlfriend.
*I will spend less dan 1hr a day on d Internet.This, of course, will be hard 2 estimate since I'm nt a clock watcher.
*I will nt tell d same story at any get together.
*Read fewer books.A little learning is a dangerous thing.Too much of it can really wreck ur head.
*Watch mor TV.It's very educational.Catch up on all those programs you missed down d years.
*I will not ring d Stewardness button on airplanes just 2 get her phone number.
*I will not wet d bed and blame it on my younger brother/Sister.

You Guyz can also add urz...Lets kip d fun going..
Jokes EtcFunny Things You Ever Did When You're A Kid. by DanceVille(op): 5:30pm On Dec 29, 2014
Hahahahahaha....
I know all of us has done many Hilarious things when we're a kid...As 4 me av done many funny things when I was Kid..Let me share u guys mine..
Lol..I love doing Papa and Mama with my frnd's Sista nd my frnd has our Son...
Share yours Guys and keep the Fun rolling..

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