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Celebrities / Re: PHOTOS: Who Is Best Dressed Female Celebrity At AMVCA 2017 by Dandeson1(m): 12:09pm On Mar 05, 2017 |
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Romance / Re: I Find It Very Offensive When Men Cannot Chase Only Women They Can Afford by Dandeson1(m): 12:30pm On Mar 02, 2017 |
CH 1 Like |
Celebrities / Re: Cossy Orjiakor Wows In New Photos by Dandeson1(m): 10:18pm On Mar 01, 2017 |
This picture just reminded me of our hood hoe who died. The news hit us like a tsunami. From miles away you can hear brothers sobbing in mild tones. I myself sank to my knees when they told me. . For the guys who never had a taste of her, it was sorrow still. Their hopes and dreams were cut short by her untimely demise. . O'death!! where is thy sting? you coward. You have stolen from us. The other girls rejected us, they shunned us! they'd rather eat their virginity but the hood hoe? she saved us wankers! . We contributed money for her funeral, each brother a thousand naira. We found a dead sheep in the yard.Nature gave us meat. We mourned her. We made songs and sang praises of her. We beat the drums with our third legs, it sent rhythms to her soul . Its been 2years since then, parents now lock their willing daughters away from us. The older brothers can't hold it no more. Many have deceased themselves to meet the hood hoe. The rest of us are still contemplating. . Blessed be the hood hoe even in death. Accursed be celibacy. 111 Likes 7 Shares |
Celebrities / Re: Singer Simi Covers January 2017 Edition Of Vibe Magazine by Dandeson1(m): 9:24pm On Mar 01, 2017 |
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TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija Viewers Join Housemates To Draw Potrait Of Big Brother (Photos) by Dandeson1(m): 4:16pm On Feb 28, 2017 |
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Religion / Re: Is It Proper To Skip Praise & Worship On Sunday Service ? by Dandeson1(m): 7:22am On Feb 26, 2017 |
Music/Radio / Re: Why Do African Artistes Find It Hard To Break Into The Nigerian Market? by Dandeson1(m): 3:14pm On Feb 19, 2017 |
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Celebrities / Re: Banky W Reacts To Gifty Not Knowing Him by Dandeson1(m): 11:10am On Feb 16, 2017 |
I tink gifty is smart, I feel she wanted to trend, do something dat when some1 hears, they be like waaahhhhhhh. And want to see who said dat 11 Likes |
Crime / Re: India Busts Nigerian Heroine Dealer, Recovers 160 Million Naira Worth Of Drugs by Dandeson1(m): 6:27pm On Feb 12, 2017 |
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Sports / Re: Okocha, Nwankwo Kanu On List Of Top 100 Best Foreign English Players by Dandeson1(m): 6:07pm On Feb 10, 2017 |
Papilo, I know say one day you go make us proud 4 Likes |
Celebrities / Re: African China: Police Men Who Harassed & Threatened To Shoot Me Have Been Jailed by Dandeson1(m): 4:09pm On Feb 10, 2017 |
So how dis news wan take reduce the price of tramadol for chemist na 5 Likes |
Politics / Re: Clueless Investors Bought Over Nigeria’s Power Sector – Saraki by Dandeson1(m): 8:00am On Feb 08, 2017 |
Romance / Re: Ladies, This Is The Kind Of Guy You Should Stop Wasting Time With by Dandeson1(m): 8:51am On Feb 04, 2017 |
lol, girls sha. I was in a cinema a boy and girl were sitting next to me. I was so shocked when the girl started to pull her shirt up and lift the bra and the boy started sucking her nipple like there was no body watching them... the girl was around 28yrs and the boy 3 months ....thanks for reading (Dirty minded) 129 Likes 10 Shares |
Politics / Re: Fayose's Aide Lere Olayinka's Mother Is Dead!(photos) by Dandeson1(m): 3:03pm On Feb 02, 2017 |
ephi123:shatap der 1 Like 1 Share |
Education / Re: Nasarawa State University Final Year Student Dies In A Ghastly Motor Accident by Dandeson1(m): 7:53pm On Feb 01, 2017 |
Nnfe:FTC is FTC |
Education / Re: Nasarawa State University Final Year Student Dies In A Ghastly Motor Accident by Dandeson1(m): 7:38pm On Feb 01, 2017 |
A pity, Death smiles at us all a man can do is smile back, and say not today 5 Likes |
Celebrities / Re: Solidstar Joins In The Occupy Nigeria Protest by Dandeson1(m): 4:17pm On Jan 29, 2017 |
CCB 1 Like |
TV/Movies / Re: Coco Ice Smoking At Big Brother Naija (Photos) by Dandeson1(m): 12:17am On Jan 29, 2017 |
bentlywills:lol, when smoke goes thru d nostrils of the dead pelson, the dead pelson will now now come and wake up 1 Like 1 Share |
Celebrities / Re: Genevieve Nnaji Resurfaces In AY's Arms (Photo) by Dandeson1(m): 3:49pm On Jan 28, 2017 |
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Celebrities / Re: Curvy Actress Cossy Ojiakor Shares The Most Cherished Item In Her Home - Photo by Dandeson1(m): 2:15pm On Jan 28, 2017 |
iamawara:yes ooo, so you shouldn't waste your 1million naira data wey you buy from mtn to quote me. Oversabi 1 Like |
Celebrities / Re: Curvy Actress Cossy Ojiakor Shares The Most Cherished Item In Her Home - Photo by Dandeson1(m): 2:03pm On Jan 28, 2017 |
My mother told me that if she caught me using the computer again to open useless threads like this, she will rub my face all over my keyboard, lol i aint scared of her, i will open anything i wan keyUvuvwevwevwe Onyetenyevwe Ugwemubwem Ossashdk kdbksovekzbsbowb ksbvskdnkd.jiebe .ekd.fow.of.shso.isvge. E 79 Likes 6 Shares |
Family / Re: Two Ladies Declared Missing In Abuja (Photo) by Dandeson1(m): 1:58pm On Jan 28, 2017 |
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Politics / Re: Reps Probe Goodluck Jonathan’s N9bn Clean Stove Project by Dandeson1(m): 5:08pm On Jan 24, 2017 |
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Celebrities / Re: I Have Never Cheated On My Wife- Afeez Oyetoro Saka by Dandeson1(m): 11:53am On Jan 21, 2017 |
Seduce who?? Smh I am not understanding, abi saka don join APC 10 Likes |
Health / Re: Prostitute Infects 500 Men With HIV In Zamfara by Dandeson1(m): 11:46am On Jan 21, 2017 |
I was in a bar the other night when I went to chat up a girl. She quickly turned to me and said she only slept with men who had 12 inch di.cks As I was walking away I said to her "I'm not cutting 2 inches off for anyone" 26 Likes |
Crime / Re: EFCC Replies Yahoo Yahoo Sympathizer by Dandeson1(m): 11:25am On Jan 21, 2017 |
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Literature / Re: Is MMM Really Back (the Story Of A Participant) by Dandeson1(m): 6:56am On Jan 20, 2017 |
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Investment / Re: MMM Asks Members To Provide Help Before They Can Get Their Money by Dandeson1(m): 10:35am On Jan 18, 2017 |
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Family / Re: Man Batters His Wife Of 10 Years In Port-Harcourt. PICS by Dandeson1(m): 10:22pm On Jan 17, 2017 |
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Investment / Re: Nigerians Lament On Twitter Over MMM Removal Of The GH Option by Dandeson1(m): 9:38pm On Jan 17, 2017 |
I remember once when my dad gave me money to pay the electricity bill but instead i bought a lottery ticket for a brand new car. When i got home,i explained to my dad what i did and he beat the crap out of me. But the next day,when my dad woke up and opened the door,outside my house was a brand new car. We all cried especially me,because the car was from the electricity company,they were there to cut off the electricity, my dad beat the crap out of me again.. All na greed 367 Likes 45 Shares |
Art, Graphics & Video / Re: Amazing Charcoal Drawings By 2poundz by Dandeson1(m): 10:13am On Jan 14, 2017 |
Wat is dis na, 4 ur mind na talent be dis? Baba upload video of you drawing or 4get dis scam 2 Likes |
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