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Mums 'n' chefs in the h0use...can any0ne pls help me with a c0conut rice recipe? E d0n tey wey dis thing d0n de hungry me...but i have n0 idea about the ingredients and how to prepare...

junedraza:
Thanks. "created a new APN" means?

Access point

Had a similar playstore issue few weeks ago...just like a friend suggested...i created a new APN and it w0rked fine.hope it works for you tho'

same 0ld sh!t...just a different day.

wellmax:
What's graphic about this

0nye na way ya sha...

Op attach *Graphic photos * to your title

I bet the Op just saw the p0st ctrl-C'd everything and opened a thread without g0ing 2ru the post...smh

See 'em g*ys...

2200mah?? But why??

EggovinMma:
Why do people say this about their enemies? Aren't you an enemy to somebody? Enemies are very important aspect of our lives, never wish them evil.Pray for them instead.


"You prepare a table before me, in the presence of my enemies..."

God isn't as shallow as humans, he knows someone needs to clear the dish from our tables.Thats why enemies need to be part of our lives. So if you are an enemy to am innocent man, you will surely clear his tables as well.

Alright,thanks f0r the advice...btw "we learn everyday..."

"May my enemies be as c0nfused as the Architect of that building..."
btw...i've seen s0mething of that nature in real life.People dey dis world sha

Laffing 'n' r0lling al0ng Enugu/ph express way...

Sh0rtest Shortcut ... http://blogger.com/blog-this.g

SPG4U:
wobe when correctly written is warbay, its a term used by the nigerian man'o war, warbay means war base...

And eyin omo wobe is a morale song by d man'o war

Lately Olamide has been singing song related to man'o war

Hope u are cleared now...

y0u're definitely a go0d teacher... *well explained*

Th0uqht i was the 0nly one that have been experiencing this p0o...buh thank God they finally paid with da 33k airtime...pheew!!

D0pe outfit...h0pe he d0esn't attend a 'Dope' church

FriedPlantain:
See e-diots will still have to quote the OP's long write-up just to pass their own message across. E-diots everywhere.

E-diots n0 be small...that sh!t dey vex me die

Ans : 484,800
walexy30 ...??

kodded:



dude i see no 'unlike' button here


or are you hallucinatin?

Just 'like' a post and the 'unlike' butt0n with aut0matically appear...works like the 'share' butt0n..Hope say,i no dey planet mars

kodded:

ya...ur dream (@ SIG) is n0w a reality

Is it just me...?? Who else n0ticed the (unlike) button ?

Is it just me...?? Who else n0ticed the (unlike) button ?

13.If someone is bothering you with unnecessary calls, just copy and place his number on OLX then attach an ad... "Buy iphone 5s for 10,000 naira 0nly" thank me later...

When you're In a relati0nship, you will always be the last person to notice that your partner is cheating on you....

Morning j0y...Evening sorrow

Me Fav Actor...

...Guinness NIGERIA rec0rds??

....The former Kwara
State governor was
responding to a report
by an online media
that, being a dual
citizen, he is not qualified to hold a public office in Nigeria.
The report alleged that
Saraki intentionally avoided stating his place of birth while filling the Independent
National Electoral Commission form in
order to conceal his UK
citizenship.

0ld sch0ol or New sch0ol??

Beauty and the...

You Know Your Mum is
Nigerian When
she scolds you for using
your
left hand to collect money
from the
Atm machine.
..
..

# You Know Your Mum Is
Nigerian If she
warns you to desist from
chasing girls
around, Instead of u facing
your
studies.
..
..

#YouKnowYourMumI
sNigerian If she
tells you to repay her for
the food
You've been eating since
birth when
You only asked her to
return d money she
kept for you
..
..

#YouKnowYourMum
IsNigerian If She
reminds you how many
hours she spent in labour
giving
birth to you each time you
offend
her.
..
..

#YouKnowYourMum
IsNigerian If She
promises to buy you a gift if
you come first in class but
never does.
..
..

#YouKnowYourMum
IsNigerian If
You borrow her some cash
and
when you request for it
back..she's
like "all the food you have
been
eating nko?"
.
..
..

#YouKnowYour
MumIsNigerian When
After shouting from morning
to evening , she ends it with
" after
you people will say I'm
shouting"
..
..

#YouKnowYourMum
IsNigerian If She
gets to buy already made
Gowns for Celebrations for
you and
threatens to return when u
frown
Because its too big!
..
..

#YouKnowYourMum
IsNigerian If She
goes to the market and
starts
pricing until the seller starts
crying
.
..
..

#YouKnowYourMum
IsNigerian When
She tells ur 6-yr-old brother
"keep behaving like a kid,
your
mate dey give woman belle.
..
..

#youknowYourMum
isNigerian When
after beating the hell outta
your life
then she goes like "you
want to kill
me abi?
"
..
..

#YouKnowYourMum
IsNigerian When
Each time she reminds you
she didn't kill her mother so
you
will not kill her.
..
..

#YouKnowYourMum
IsNigerian When
You ask: Mom, where do I
keep the bag?
And she
replies: Put
it on my head!
..
..

#YouKnowYourMum
IsNigerian When
She refers anything bad to
your enemies and turns it to
a
prayer ....

ME : O ti re mi
....

MUM: ota e
lo
ma re.
..
..

#YouKnowYourMum
IsNigerian When
She says that you can drink
the coke with a visitor then
beats
the hell out of you after the
visitor
leaves.
..
..

#YouKnowYourMum
IsNigerian
ME: Gives mom homework
assignment* ....

MUM:Go and meet your
brother

ME:You dont even know it

MUM:Awon ebi baba e ni
olodo.
..
..

#YouKnowYourMum
IsNigerian When
She warns you that as a girl,
when you shake a boy's
hand,
you'll get pregnant.
..
..

#YouKnowYourMum
IsNigerian When
She prices just one
commodity round 3 stores
then,
goes back to the first one to
buy.
..
..

#YouKnowYourMum
IsNigerian When
She serves a meal not
enough to everyone else,
claiming her
share is in kitchen. Then she
sleeps hungry.
..
..

#YouKnowYourMum
IsNigerian When
You want to follow her out
she says go and wear your
slippers
....by the time you are back
she's gone.
..
..

#YouKnowYourMum
IsNigerian When
She never stops using this
phrase "YOU THINK YOU
ARE DOING ME?
its YOURSELF YOU ARE
DOING".
..
..

#YouKnowYourMum
IsNigerian When
The only thing she doesn't
want to hear from you is
'peem'.
..
..

#YouKnowYourMum
IsNigerian When
She touches hot pot
comfortably without a
napkin
..
..
MUM: Shebi am talking to
you and
you are keeping quiet

ME: But...

MUM:
Keep quiet, i'm talking!....



NAIJA mums are
incomparable. GOD bless
our mums!!