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How To Know A Nigerian Mum by Dani4tech(m): 8:47am On Aug 06, 2015 |
You Know Your Mum is Nigerian When she scolds you for using your left hand to collect money from the Atm machine. .. .. # You Know Your Mum Is Nigerian If she warns you to desist from chasing girls around, Instead of u facing your studies. .. .. #YouKnowYourMumI sNigerian If she tells you to repay her for the food You've been eating since birth when You only asked her to return d money she kept for you .. .. #YouKnowYourMum IsNigerian If She reminds you how many hours she spent in labour giving birth to you each time you offend her. .. .. #YouKnowYourMum IsNigerian If She promises to buy you a gift if you come first in class but never does. .. .. #YouKnowYourMum IsNigerian If You borrow her some cash and when you request for it back..she's like "all the food you have been eating nko?" . .. .. #YouKnowYour MumIsNigerian When After shouting from morning to evening , she ends it with " after you people will say I'm shouting" .. .. #YouKnowYourMum IsNigerian If She gets to buy already made Gowns for Celebrations for you and threatens to return when u frown Because its too big! .. .. #YouKnowYourMum IsNigerian If She goes to the market and starts pricing until the seller starts crying . .. .. #YouKnowYourMum IsNigerian When She tells ur 6-yr-old brother "keep behaving like a kid, your mate dey give woman belle. .. .. #youknowYourMum isNigerian When after beating the hell outta your life then she goes like "you want to kill me abi? " .. .. #YouKnowYourMum IsNigerian When Each time she reminds you she didn't kill her mother so you will not kill her. .. .. #YouKnowYourMum IsNigerian When You ask: Mom, where do I keep the bag? And she replies: Put it on my head! .. .. #YouKnowYourMum IsNigerian When She refers anything bad to your enemies and turns it to a prayer .... ME : O ti re mi .... MUM: ota e lo ma re. .. .. #YouKnowYourMum IsNigerian When She says that you can drink the coke with a visitor then beats the hell out of you after the visitor leaves. .. .. #YouKnowYourMum IsNigerian ME: Gives mom homework assignment* .... MUM:Go and meet your brother ME:You dont even know it MUM:Awon ebi baba e ni olodo. .. .. #YouKnowYourMum IsNigerian When She warns you that as a girl, when you shake a boy's hand, you'll get pregnant. .. .. #YouKnowYourMum IsNigerian When She prices just one commodity round 3 stores then, goes back to the first one to buy. .. .. #YouKnowYourMum IsNigerian When She serves a meal not enough to everyone else, claiming her share is in kitchen. Then she sleeps hungry. .. .. #YouKnowYourMum IsNigerian When You want to follow her out she says go and wear your slippers ....by the time you are back she's gone. .. .. #YouKnowYourMum IsNigerian When She never stops using this phrase "YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING ME? its YOURSELF YOU ARE DOING". .. .. #YouKnowYourMum IsNigerian When The only thing she doesn't want to hear from you is 'peem'. .. .. #YouKnowYourMum IsNigerian When She touches hot pot comfortably without a napkin .. .. MUM: Shebi am talking to you and you are keeping quiet ME: But... MUM: Keep quiet, i'm talking!.... NAIJA mums are incomparable. GOD bless our mums!! 2 Likes |
Re: How To Know A Nigerian Mum by hereiam: 9:01am On Aug 06, 2015 |
Lolx....i cant stop laughing.
naija mums too gbaski.
thanks to OP, u made my morning. 3 Likes |
Re: How To Know A Nigerian Mum by Pheals(f): 9:27am On Aug 06, 2015 |
Can't stop laughing...my mum be like '' u are going to school not after boys '' u get belle school e pari ni yan 1 Like |
Re: How To Know A Nigerian Mum by Pheals(f): 9:28am On Aug 06, 2015 |
Can't stop laughing...my mum be like '' u are going to school not after boys '' u get belle school e pari ni yan..u go sell pepper tired |
Re: How To Know A Nigerian Mum by yatch360: 10:15am On Aug 06, 2015 |
Moms ; the best comedians with a serious expression... |
Re: How To Know A Nigerian Mum by TeamLeader(m): 11:38am On Aug 06, 2015 |
Dani4tech:LMAO!! AWON EBI BABA E LOLODO IS MORE COMMON TO D YORUBA ONES. DE AR D BEST! ME BE LIKE : MOM AM HUNGRY MOM: OYA WA JE MI 1 Like |
Re: How To Know A Nigerian Mum by CivilzedTyger(m): 12:12pm On Aug 06, 2015 |
Nice oNe, true talk |
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