₦airaland Forum

it shall b well with Nigeria!

PRESIDENT OF NIGERIA Buhari met with d Queen of England in London. He asked her. Buhari: How do you run such an efficient government here? Are there any tips you can give to me? I want to help Nigeria. QUEEN: The most important thing is to surround yourself with intelligent people. Buhari: How do I know the people around me are really intelligent? QUEEN: Oh, that's easy. Just ask them to answer an intelligent riddle. The Queen sent for David Cameron. David Cameron walked into the room, CAMERON: Yes, your majesty. You sent for me. QUEEN: Answer this riddle. David, your mother and father have a child, it is not your brother and it is not your sister. Who is it?" CAMERON: hmmm... that would be me. QUEEN: Yes, very good. When Buhari came back home he sent for Osinbajo. Osibanjo walk in to Buhari's office. Osibanjo: Sir you call me. Buhari: Yes sit down and ans this, Your mother and your father have a child, it's not your brother and it's not your sister, who is it? Osinbajo: I'm not sure, let me get back to you. He asked all his staff in the office but none could give him an answer. Osinbajo ran to Fashola. Osinbajo asked Osinbajo: Your mother and father have a child and it's not your brother or sister, who is it?" FASHOLA: That's easy. It's me! Osinbajo smiled and said, Thanks! Then he went back to speak with President Buhari. Osinbajo: Sir, I have the answer to that riddle, It's Babatunde Raji Fashola! Buhari got angry, and said to Osinbajo No wonder Nigeria isn't moving forward, I am surrounded by dummies! The answer is .David Cameron!!! A beg don't laugh alone ......

God help her recover everytin she has lost oooo. Is better to try doin sometin than doing notin

dis na real big meat o. Assuming i was there i 4 collect it from dem 2 chop it

na wa ooooo. Dis is robish!

since we nor fit protest dem people wan dey use madness 2 send messages 2 our political leaders o.
Dem 4 allow d kolo man see Governor na since during d election campaign dem nor specified whom 2 see d governor.

nor b small tin oooo
well sha those mode of transportation has been in existence for long is jus dat technological development make us abandoned it. Let start using it 2 reduce d queve n total dependance of fuel

all these na political noise o. Make APC and EFCC leave my humble brother Jonathan o

Gov. Roch. Is trying to make his self popular n familiar wit d notherners. Well sha dey have d travelling immunity n previlledge to travel since dey are in political office. If mr president step down you see if he wil again out of naija. Let them use the opportunity ooooo

Gov. fayose is saying the truth. Whether democracy or not he (Fayose) has d right speak what is happening to our dear nation Nigeria. Mr President should relax for a while in Nigeria. When He (President) was making electionary campaign promises he should have other alternatives for any unforseen challenges as ex military head of state. Well sha na opportunity for him 2 visit places where he has nt been before. Lets work as one to lift our nation high! I hail nigerians!

it was tears of mixed feelings!

Is only God that can save Naija oooo. intimidation everywhere. make we pray for our dear nation.
The Edo people should take it easy with the woman because God God is nt sleeping!

No one is above Nigerian constitution that is what was written there but it appears that certain people are above the constitution.
Nevertheless, PMB is doing initial gragra. If he is committed to his course let him start his anti- corruption from the past presidents. i.e before Jonathan's administration. na GOD dey watch him!

Pleas i need urgent information concerning the schedule interview date for non-academy staff in Edo University Iyamo.
Thanks for your help! pls u can send it to my mail: ndidiomo@gmail.com