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Romance › Re: Something Toxic Just Entered Me ! by Danielkelly: 1:42pm On Dec 30, 2021

May d soul of the jentle man rest in peace.

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Romance › Re: She Laid Like A Rod During Sex by Danielkelly: 1:16pm On Dec 30, 2021

Beebah2000:
me??
U sure say na me!?
I am a good gal ooo

yeah sure,
in D Oder-room ;p grin

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Romance › Re: If You Woke The Next Day As The Opposite Sex What You Gonna Do. by Danielkelly(op): 12:41am On Dec 30, 2021

Mrscarter:
Lol am talkin bout wat a sexy man id make haha. Merry late xmas to u too

lol u can say that again.

its our naughty cupcake secret...

Romance › Re: She Laid Like A Rod During Sex by Danielkelly: 11:59pm On Dec 29, 2021

Beebah2000:
Lol, bad guy

B4 now i be preacher But Naughty Beebah2000 turned me 2 Sinner

Romance › Re: She Laid Like A Rod During Sex by Danielkelly: 11:32pm On Dec 29, 2021

Beebah2000:
just joking

When you were shouting Harder harder harder... Abi cheesy

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Romance › Re: #THE DARK DAIRY:#30dayswritingchallenge. by Danielkelly(op): 8:07pm On Dec 29, 2021*

[h2]#DAY 2[/h2]
This episode of dark dairy is named "Time = Finity".
Infinty of Time is just an illusion, an irony, to your mortal body. Typing
Time is endless when your pain.
Deadly when your sad
Short when your happy
Long when bored
Short when your late
Long when you wait.
Time is block a chain
And we are bound slaves.

Romance › Re: She Laid Like A Rod During Sex by Danielkelly: 5:04pm On Dec 29, 2021

Beebah2000:
Yes, I have.

what did it feel like.

Romance › Re: #THE DARK DAIRY:#30dayswritingchallenge. by Danielkelly(op): 12:42am On Dec 29, 2021

Typing
The things we do when we were a child, we no longer do them now.
I made the mistake to have showed him my first phone NOKIA C5 and new newly registered sim card.
He simled at me and said i should give him so could use it for call.
i was glad to share it with him what is mine is yours i thought.
He came few munites later with a pieced sim card and damaged phone.
My jor droped shocked

He smirked at me B) and said " Since i don't have a phone you too can't have a phone either now we are equal"
hmmnm
Now i understand i hope you my reader do too.

Romance › Re: #THE DARK DAIRY:#30dayswritingchallenge. by Danielkelly(op): 12:25am On Dec 29, 2021*

#2 WHY...? why..? why? what!? what? where? where? and how did i offend you. i screamed at my 14year old cousin who was born 3hours after my delivery 10:47pm febuary 20th, he was born some minutes after the hour of 1:00am 21th febuary in year 1999 both of us in a state hosiptal.
We had grown fond of each other, we made people jealous,
we made many mermorise under the lensce of the sun.
When we wore pants and bath in the rain when our mothers warned us not too.
When we rolled tire with sticks whenever we were sent on errands and call it our bicycle.
When we would climb abandoned DAN'FO BUS to play pretend driver and conductor Shouting:
CMS!, AJANGBADI, AJEGUNLE, ORILE Like no mans bussiness.

Romance › Re: #THE DARK DAIRY:#30dayswritingchallenge. by Danielkelly(op): 11:52pm On Dec 28, 2021*

With chilled water. it made them satisfied i know because could see it in their eyes.
They gave me compliments, gifts and their money to save. They were still the ones to defend me in trouble times.
My name had gotten a good reputation in no time.
Now i wanted to be in the midst of the men too, so i walked them and greeted them with courtesy, we exchange good handshakes continued the manly disscusion.
What so ever we do has an attachment to money the reason we go school or learn trade is to make money. Mr Ayo said.
The Logic has no two ways around it o. for we are indebted, cursed from our mothers womb to pay debits to death do us path. said Mr Alfa.
their voices were becoming inaudible then i woke up from my dream,
Ahh...
"it was all a dream". I said to myself.

Romance › Re: Whenever I See This Picture, I Get Angry [Picture] by Danielkelly: 10:13pm On Dec 27, 2021

iLegendd:
https://www.nairaland.com/6504311/crypto-total-beginners-guide-how

Thanks a million.

Romance › Re: Whenever I See This Picture, I Get Angry [Picture] by Danielkelly: 9:32pm On Dec 27, 2021*

[colour=#090010]iLegend[/color][color=#bf000]the reason am calling your attention is unrelated to this post.
It is related to the article/content: Crypto beginers to pro guide.

Have you deleted it ?!/
Have the moderators, blocked it?!

How can i let your article, something of such value
Pass me-by??
Before calling your attension i have clicked on it more than 30x.

Yet no result created a new moniker still the samething.

I don't beg
Is ask asking you
To Help you
Help me read it.
THANKS[/color]

Romance › Re: Look at the Rubbish I'm Cooking Because of No Money [Picture] by Danielkelly: 7:12am On Dec 27, 2021

Ilegend u just hav 2 tear the mentality and believe by foriegner that nigerian are criminal. Yeah tear it dump it and Move-on.

Romance › Re: Imagine You Wake Up One Morning And You Couldn't Feel It, What Will You Do?? by Danielkelly: 11:22pm On Dec 26, 2021

It can never happen o... You say WHAT!? if na imagination i go change navigation.

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Romance › Re: If You Woke The Next Day As The Opposite Sex What You Gonna Do. by Danielkelly(op): 2:03pm On Dec 26, 2021

Mrscarter:
Chai
U turned me into rapist lol.
No they will all see how big i am n sexy i am n come into d bush willingly haha

Okay..o
save some of that sexy for me,
i am wish a Merry Christmas even do it's late.

Romance › Re: If You Woke The Next Day As The Opposite Sex What You Gonna Do. by Danielkelly(op): 9:01am On Dec 25, 2021

Mrscarter:
Lmao but i want more than one girl. I go try 3 in one night all at once or one after the other.
Ill try one girl with big brezz n one with big azz and one petite one i can pick up n rough play around lol. I will have them all at once and seperate too

i am bored by how amazing your fantasy story is. Bad girl i know you like varites ;P Of it P ;P.
I would be the innocent girl with dowerment front and back and slim. Walking along the lonely path you happen to be walking on you remember that bushpath. When you set your eyes on me your kneels goes weak and your rouger will become so hard you can't resist the urge to take her. You catchup with her grab her into the bush, she trie to struggle with you but you overpower her and tear her red dress, choke her neck, penetrate hard into her like an arrow, groannning and spanking her ass sucking ravisously on her boobs arrrrgh mmmh uhhhh yesss moans out loudly and orgams multiple times over your big dick.

Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by Danielkelly: 6:32am On Dec 25, 2021

God savd me from my self and all my execuses, I feel like am in hell While i do the cruises, Theres a time bomb in my head God please defuse it. yeah like multiple-times i feel am useless so sought to become Free. Men i thought i was Free.

Romance › Re: If You Woke The Next Day As The Opposite Sex What You Gonna Do. by Danielkelly(op): 10:12am On Dec 24, 2021

Mrscarter:
Im female so if i woke up as a man i would inspect my penis closely see if i got a nice big one and then if i have ill go find a hot chick nd do doggy and all assortments all night

i like how naughty you are but i thank God am not dat hot girl you want to assult with big dick.

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Romance › Re: Who Else Hates This 2021 Christmas Season? by Danielkelly: 9:50am On Dec 24, 2021

Datboredberry:
I'm broke... Lonely... And i have so many issues...

I hate this month...

Seems like i would hate 2022 too!

Ain't seeing the light at the end of the tunnel yet...

Eeeyah,
so many can also relate to this feeling
the boredness of this season.
like happiness is DE-creasing,
like LONeLINESS is IN-crease.
God where is the Butterfly magic Flown to?
Nobody asked for life to be this way,
It So True.
We have to pick CHRISMAS ourselves and fix em don't expect no help.

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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: In Need Of A Muslim Man Located In Ibadan,think It's Time To Resettle by Danielkelly: 9:40am On Dec 24, 2021

All the best.

Romance › Re: If You Woke The Next Day As The Opposite Sex What You Gonna Do. by Danielkelly(op): 8:32am On Dec 24, 2021

pansophist:
Actually I've asked lots of girls if in their next life, they want to be a man, and none have actually told me yes. They all preferred being women. Although some said they would like to be for like a day, just to understand the boner thing, but they don't want to be men.

If I wake up tomorrow and find myself as a woman, I'll stay like that because who will scam all this weak men with cash if not me? then later find one wealthy idiot to marry and scam him permanently? I think men wouldn't mind, because compare to men's life, women life is way way easier, the proof is that there are more men changing to women than women changing to men.

But I think most women won't want to be men. All they have to do is look at their contact list populated with simple men, that they've placed on weekly billings, the free stuff they get just for being women, and no expectations of accountability. So yea.

seriously i agree with you bro.

Romance › Re: If You Woke The Next Day As The Opposite Sex What You Gonna Do. by Danielkelly(op): 8:28am On Dec 24, 2021

EmzyT:
Nothing much, na just to do runs for the whole day, Fvck those Alhajis so when I go back to my normal Gender, I fit get money to use Chop/Survive

Life too Hard as man abeg

abi... Dats why we won't blame bobrisky.

Romance › Re: If You Woke The Next Day As The Opposite Sex What You Gonna Do. by Danielkelly(op): 8:26am On Dec 24, 2021

BlackfireX:
Red pillars will become feminist

Simp will become share giver

lol #BlackfireX IS ON FIRE

Romance › Re: If You Woke The Next Day As The Opposite Sex What You Gonna Do. by Danielkelly(op): 8:25am On Dec 24, 2021

Beebah2000:
Some nairaland men go start to dey do ashawo work

I won't react, I will just go back to sleep again. Maybe na dream sef

lol

BABE YOUR SO HILARIOUS.

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Romance › Re: I Am Way Too Sexy by Danielkelly(op): 7:53am On Dec 24, 2021

Nhemzie17:
I nor see any photo my bro... Where the photo you say dey sexy...

i have offloaded it.

Romance › Re: I Am Way Too Sexy by Danielkelly(op): 11:08pm On Dec 23, 2021

Beebah2000:
yes

lol am sure you where suprised or shocked confused too wel you deserve an explanation.
I will do just dat; dat my aunt left her in the bathroom. I will introduce tomorrow.

Romance › If You Woke The Next Day As The Opposite Sex What You Gonna Do. by Danielkelly(op): 10:42pm On Dec 23, 2021

So guys if you wake up naw tomorrow see say u be girl or ladies see say you be guy how you go react and wetin you go do?
Me: Oh My God Oh my God. i don get breast cheesy

Romance › Re: I Am Way Too Sexy by Danielkelly(op): 10:30pm On Dec 23, 2021

GonzalezAguero:
Gbagyi no be the same as gwari? I thought it was just the pronunciation...

help me tell am

Romance › Re: I Am Way Too Sexy by Danielkelly(op): 10:29pm On Dec 23, 2021

Beebah2000:
lol Walahi

where you d one dat called this nyt?.

Romance › Re: I Am Way Too Sexy by Danielkelly(op): 8:41pm On Dec 23, 2021

liya11:
I didn't see anything?

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Romance › Re: I Am Way Too Sexy by Danielkelly(op): 8:38pm On Dec 23, 2021

Beebah2000:
ehhh This is serious

Wahala gurl What more can you want from someone who's seriously sexy. I just want to hear your Voice is that too much to ask?.

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