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Romance › Re: Why Is It That Many Girls Are Stubborn? by Danielkelly: 2:42pm On Nov 25, 2021

Beebah2000:
lol, just joking with you.
Continue ooo

I observe these beautiful funny facts about Beebah2000
you an extrovert in nature and a social butterfly,
you like to have NaUghTy and crazy fun
luv 2 leaf by ur own rules dou not a perfect person, you got Wit and great sense of humor.
I kind of girl that love to laugh and whine.
perrsimist buth enthusiast.
A Typical nature of western ladies...

Romance › Re: Why Is It That Many Girls Are Stubborn? by Danielkelly: 2:34pm On Nov 25, 2021

.._

Romance › Re: Can It Last?? by Danielkelly: 2:24pm On Nov 25, 2021

Beebah2000:
Can a relationship last without sex??

a relationsip with bad physical sex can't l@st after one encounter, a relationship with good emotional sex can last longer also vise versal...
A Lack of satisfaction on one will lead to exploitation...
A Balance equitoral satisfaction on the both, will lead to lasting relationship. i will write a book about this like I Legend.

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Romance › Re: Why Is It That Many Girls Are Stubborn? by Danielkelly: 12:25pm On Nov 25, 2021

Beebah2000:
blah blah blah. You too dey make noise

do you mean i should stop.
I will.

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Romance › Re: Ugliest Nairalander(s)! by Danielkelly: 12:24pm On Nov 25, 2021

Beebah2000:
close your mouth before flies go enter inside.

thank you for the good advice ma.

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Politics › Re: Sheikh Gumi Takes Medical Outreach To Herdsmen In Kogi Forest by Danielkelly: 12:13am On Nov 25, 2021

NaijaOlosho:
This man should be arrested I believe he is a sponsor of bandits

pls don't say dat

Romance › Re: How She Ended Up In Intensive Care Unit (I.C.U) Because Of Me. by Danielkelly(op): 11:48pm On Nov 24, 2021*

On get to the lobby i began to persive smoke, then it dawn on me what had happened just 30sec ago, inside my room my toasting machine and bread got blown. Is there any crying emoji on nairaland?? It all my fault.

Romance › Re: Bleep You by Danielkelly: 11:38pm On Nov 24, 2021

Mercisharelove:
Realise

your choice of words i donot understand, what is the use if i can't decode it.

Romance › How She Ended Up In Intensive Care Unit (I.C.U) Because Of Me. by Danielkelly(op): 11:25pm On Nov 24, 2021*

I am still pained, by how my carelessness had resulted in her admission to the I.C.U.
She knows how i always like it, soft and tantalizing taste delicious and savouring in mouth my daily bread as soft as breast and breast as soft as bread na wetin i call complete content.
I desired it and wanted to bite it with my teeth on that mother nature good food, it time for service i told her, picked her up in my strong arms placed and plugged her,in, then bringing out those pairs of cookies i got her turned on.
My favourite show was to start i will be back in a minute i left her in my room and head to my parlour watching the banter between King JaLa and you knw who for those of you that are fans of ZeeWorld. Typing
Fastfoward->>
30minutes past and the movie programme went on a break. Then i came back to my senses just then i heard {PUm.BOM!} what was dat i asked myself in a shock state of mind my heart racing like there was no space in it. I went to find out what caused the noise huh

Romance › Re: Ugliest Nairalander(s)! by Danielkelly: 10:52pm On Nov 24, 2021

Beebah2000:
Danielkelly

yaawwwning shocked

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Romance › Re: Why Is It That Many Girls Are Stubborn? by Danielkelly: 10:49pm On Nov 24, 2021

Beebah2000:
just forget about it, because your chicken brain no go understand me if I explain am again.

your mouth like chicken bick, don't think i will chase you like cork who wants to rape hen, let pass.

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Romance › Re: Why Is It That Many Girls Are Stubborn? by Danielkelly: 10:38pm On Nov 24, 2021

Beebah2000:
Hmmm Wetin I do you na?

Hmmm i don!'t understand ! undecided

Romance › Re: Why Is It That Many Girls Are Stubborn? by Danielkelly: 10:32pm On Nov 24, 2021

Iyaebe:
You are your own problems

as in how?!

Romance › Re: Why Is It That Many Girls Are Stubborn? by Danielkelly: 10:28pm On Nov 24, 2021

Beebah2000:
Girls are naturally stubborn

FOR INSTANCE YOU.

Romance › Re: Why Is It That Many Girls Are Stubborn? by Danielkelly: 10:27pm On Nov 24, 2021

Iyaebe:
Maybe because you lack good manner of approach and poor communication skills

meaning!??

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Romance › Re: Bleep You by Danielkelly: 8:40pm On Nov 24, 2021

Mercisharelove:
You that refused to realise that your destiny is bigger than your FLESH, what's wrong with you, can't you see who is you, your inner man??

When you see the end you'd wish you start all over.....

meaning??!

Health › Re: Bad Breath Advance And Permanent Solution I Discovered [Pictures] by Danielkelly: 4:18pm On Nov 24, 2021

iLegendd:
Great you don't want them as you used to again, but don't hate on the gender. Forgive them.

sure we still relate well sir. also I have been able to find solution skin problems like pimples on cheeks and chest presently undergoing research. i want to write an ebook and turn it into money making like yours.

Health › Re: Bad Breath Advance And Permanent Solution I Discovered [Pictures] by Danielkelly: 3:50pm On Nov 24, 2021

iLegendd:
You're welcome.

I Legend i have been motivated by your wisdom, to become a better person. it may sound cricket that i ve also began the journey of writing books and lasting longer in bed, the girls who didn't want me be4 now need me. Don't want them no more better offer.

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Romance › Re: My Pre Wedding Pictures by Danielkelly: 1:36pm On Nov 24, 2021

Congratulobia, enjoy your youth while you can, while the time is still at hand, nobody will love you more or less than the way you love your self nobody will care for you more than your parents nobody will be by your side more than your beautiful companion. Abeg make you enjoy yahm.

Romance › Re: The Test On My Lady Friend by Danielkelly(op): 12:50pm On Nov 24, 2021

Value them more. Because of its qualities stated above.

Phones › Re: Facebook Banned Me For 30 Days For Using 'Clown' (Photos) by Danielkelly: 12:10pm On Nov 24, 2021

MozB:
The part I'm more concerned with is Seun no upgrading nairaland. This site has stayed like this since the day I joined it. Nothing has really change.

and its still the best.

Romance › The Test On My Lady Friend by Danielkelly(op): 12:04pm On Nov 24, 2021*

[b]I WAS HIGH ON LIFE, FEELING GOOD ON THE SOFT MATTRESS OF MY BED YESTERDAY WHEN MY LADY FRIEND SHOWED UP, SHE SAID IT HAD BEEN LONG SINCE WE'VE SEEN EACH OTHER WHY DIDN'T I CARE TO CALL HER. I TOLD HER I'VE BEEN BUSY THIS DAYS SHE SHOULD UNDERSTAND BETTER. SHE COMPLAINED OF HEAT AND THIRST THE WEATHER IS NOW BECOMING SOMETHING ELSE O, SO I WENT TO GET HER WATER TO DRINK I DECIDED TO TEST HER BY PRE7ENTING HER WITH 3 DIFFERENT WATER: A SEALED TABLE WATER, A SACHET WATER AND A REFILLED BOTTLE WATER SERVED ON A SLIVER TRAIL SHE WAS SURPRISED, IF IT WAS YOU WHICH WOULD YOU DRINK?
FASTFORWARD I OBSERVED HER WITH THE CORNER OF MY LEFT EYE WHILE SHE OBSERVED THE WATER FOR AT LEAST (30sec) BE4 PICKING THE SEALED BOTTLE WATER AND GULPED IT DOWN TO HER SATISFACTION.
The lessons i learnt from her actions are:
1 BE THE BEST MAN AMONG OTHER MEN
2 BE EXPENSIVE
3 BE CONSEALED
4 BE IN THE MISDT OF THE OF THOSE WITH VALUE
5. BE SCARCE
6. BE WELL PACKAGED.
NOTE: DEY ARE ALL WATER BUT BY DEFAULT PEOPLE[/b] T

Romance › Re: Please Help Me! I Think I'm Getting Attracted To Bad boys (photos) by Danielkelly: 6:47am On Nov 24, 2021

Leave me joor, i don't wanu see am again sad

Beebah2000:
yes

Romance › Re: Please Help Me! I Think I'm Getting Attracted To Bad boys (photos) by Danielkelly: 11:59pm On Nov 23, 2021

Beebah2000:
yes na

na wa o.. You decide say make i no see d long nose when dey ur face abi..

Romance › Re: Please Help Me! I Think I'm Getting Attracted To Bad boys (photos) by Danielkelly: 11:22pm On Nov 23, 2021

Beebah2000:
so u want make I post my picture for nairaland
You wicked ooo

Y ar u

Shy

Romance › Re: Please Help Me! I Think I'm Getting Attracted To Bad boys (photos) by Danielkelly: 7:59pm On Nov 23, 2021

Beebah2000:
hahahaha I no go post

Romance › Re: Please Help Me! I Think I'm Getting Attracted To Bad boys (photos) by Danielkelly: 7:12pm On Nov 23, 2021

Beebah2000:
lol which kind of proof again??
Make I post my picture?

you've read my mind wink

Romance › Re: Please Help Me! I Think I'm Getting Attracted To Bad boys (photos) by Danielkelly: 6:25pm On Nov 23, 2021

Beebah2000:
I be HUMAN BEING like you.

i want see proof.

Romance › Re: Please Help Me! I Think I'm Getting Attracted To Bad boys (photos) by Danielkelly: 4:47pm On Nov 23, 2021

Beebah2000:
which kind of face u want make I come with?
U get problem ooo

you know see e 2 fine
You know see sef say e too fresh
shey you wan kill men with 2dis face
you wan blind them with this eyes
You wan k!$$ them and k!LL dem with this lips
wetin you be sef i knw knw
MERMAID, ANGEL, MAMI WATER :O
REALLY I DONT KNOW!!

Romance › Re: Please Help Me! I Think I'm Getting Attracted To Bad boys (photos) by Danielkelly: 4:20pm On Nov 23, 2021

Beebah2000:
okay

you, YOU HOW TAKE CARRY DIS KIND FACE COME THIS LAND?!

Romance › Re: Please Help Me! I Think I'm Getting Attracted To Bad boys (photos) by Danielkelly: 1:01pm On Nov 23, 2021

Beebah2000:
I no understand ooo

forget

Romance › Re: Please Help Me! I Think I'm Getting Attracted To Bad boys (photos) by Danielkelly: 9:10am On Nov 23, 2021*

Forget.

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