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chaarly: Hmmm.. Emmm..
Dapreacher abeg do fast buy d bugatti Ooº°˚ 4 me n beezally

Can't wait to stat taking her out

dont worry..i wee buy ur own keke napep..so u wee be doin shakara for all dose uniben gehs

Beezally: see ur life



If I ask u ur addmission or 3some wetin u go choose

my admission..den after 3some still ;P

Asakel: Preacher don't folo o.
Or else u go dey preach 4 toilet alone...why dem dey solve quadratic equation for parlor

Hian! i wee just speak in tongues and..She wee cum..he wee cum...and pikin wee cum too

Beezally: Chaarly my love let's go and sleep and preacher come. Too lol



Seriously let's go

*removes boxers* *runs after u like mumu* Yaaaayy!!! 3some tonight *dancing skelewu*

chaarly: Yay!

C indictment Ooº°˚

Ah go sue u for damages *smh*

Infact am subpoena-ing u ryt away

WE'LL SEE IN COURT!

All dah one na oyinbo
Mesef am sopona-ing u right away :-P

This thread is as dead as the school itself tho

eadeyeye2: the site is opening

Itz not opening on my phone tho..itz giving d msg 'maintenance in progree'
Maybe itz fone ish sha..it mite be going on system

Beezally: no I want emm buggatti yes

don't worry..itz 'beetle'gatti i wee buy for u ma loff

Beezally: no I want emm buggatti yes

don't worry..itz 'beetle'gatti i wee buy for u ma loff

chaarly: Hmmmmmmmmm

Beezally and da-preacher




#i jez dy observe#

*punches 2nd eye* so u re d charly dat allways credits her fone!!! God yaff catch u today!
Pls leave us alone..if i dinor buy credit for her she wee sleep..wu is she calling?

Asakel: *vex'd**speaks korean*
Mooooraa!
Oindimura tchaino tshinju shi mi. Chailo nsjijuminaaa.
Mooora!
Shangoo jeinji shivu zoomshu sholaaa!
Smh!

*sips zobo* *shrugs* I'm not moved

Beezally: for where u see me

EHNEHN! Its lyk dat abi..cos i dinor buy Range Rover for u lyk P-square...u wantu deny ur loff

Asakel: Ok ok ok! Wareva *rolls eyes*
Can u jes boro me da canine tooth. 4 ov 'em......jes wanna use it to bite sum1

>_< for wia?? bros shift jor! Use ur sledge hammer to grind wareva and swallow directly! :p

Asakel: *uses his shinin teeth to find my sledge hammer*
Found it.
*smiles*
Nice set ov teeth.
Who gave 'em to u?

*stammering* it's one beezally dat gave me..pls dont steal ma teeth

*shines eye-blinding teeth at thread* una well done here o

Guys Unilag's site is not opening here..prolly dey tryna upload Comp Sci's list *fingers crossed*

FUTA's site is not opening now..prolly somethingz happening

CAN'T STOP LAUGHING!!!! These Uniben guys are crazy mehn! Akokites shey u wee leave dis peeps to take over our thread ehn?!

Ugonna..pls do u know if they paste the list in skul apart from their website..cos Comp Science is not there o

LMAO! I'm guessing Uniben's thread is that boring..for dem to be porting to our thread

damosky12: Are u sure u made it for Law sha?

lol..i was gonna ask same too

honey: the VC has sold the list

lol..ehn he should share our own part na

bleznolap: Plz dnt insinuate anythin thing to me i was told bt when i also checked i didnt see anytin lk dat .also about google i didnt pay attention to see d year bt maybe its last year's list. Sorry 4 nt confirming b4 posting nd typing it down here

Ur sins are forgiven thee..kneel down lemme pray for u broda

*In Wande Coal's voice* SHEY NA LYK DIS WE GO DEY DEY??! Is there anyother course apart from Comp Sci's whose list isn't out...where are those people that have been raining fire on d thred since..abeg i wan hire una i need ur services

[quote author=alashor ]yes ofcuz,got 50.00 goin 4 edu+int,yet i cant found my name,tho d cut off is merit 55.88,why all catchment are NIL,NIL,NIL,NIL,NIL,NIL,and am 4rm ekiti, i dnt understand dis?[/quote]o boy! my advice to u...pack all ur tinz..mat bucket sponge nd all...goan start residing in senates on Monday..if u sabi any mfm pastor dis is d tym for dem to perform..u sef ur fasting gats start from today..if u don chop..start tomoro

[quote author=alashor ]guyz plz i need more explanation on dis,whatz happnend?[/quote]did u make d cutoff and didnt see ur name

Congrats to y'all that made it

Guys pls..do you know if they paste the list in the school so i'll go next week if Computer Science still remains absent by then?? Cos I'm getting confused o

where tha f*ck is Comp Sci *cuddles pillow* *shivering*

Jamb still hasn't put the link to check admission status on their site tho..and according to what someone said here without that no list whatever is happening tho i know this admission isn't passing me by this year

bleznolap: kk stay there you beta go to google and type is futa 2013/2014 admission list out ? And see who is lying.

LMAO! this is funny tho...questions people ask google sef...is it not people that give answers on google? abi do d answers fall from heaven..if and when the list is out..d site would be d first place it'ld be..so wateva link u saw after searching dat shii on google tho:-D Just keep calm

Ugosample: Are you sure about that?

lol..oga..itz a rehearsal naa...just exercising some faith

ASUU strike called off this morning!!! Merit list released this evening!!!!!!

Err...no vex my ogas oh...just rehearsing down

Owbeecee: Bros I don enta Lag before. Did diploma n got into engineering. N no b say brainy no dey lag o. But truth b told oau hard pass. E.g. Medicine for there na only one exam per session. So many sadists there man. I'm speaking from experience. Anyway na d individual matter pass finally. No argument sir. Jst my own opinion.

lol..u spent 350grand to do diploma?? got in?? den rejected d admission o_O proceeded to oau...had a bsc in BCH...den u coming back to dis same lag with JAMB and not direct entry :s..oga pls explain to us oh..dis ur case is interesting..u knw we re 'shiidren' (y)