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[quote author=@farano]@dapreacher i sight u o[/quote]Ma'am hw re u doing?

*chews 'followers popcorn' while watching White House Down*

[quote author=@farano]lol...dat stuff fit cos snarl-up here o #rest my case#[/quote]Awn..ok ma'am

[quote author=@farano]I've been bizy, u know, bizy laffin. Dis particular page is very funny. Lol![/quote]Zweerie u aven't still whispered dat stuff to my ear o

Zikstar4me: All because of farano. U don't even know if I am the legitimate 'one' in real life

if u are d 'one' ur days are numbered with her

yemmytcm: ehn ? Gym ? As a physio,i knw what to do with you and your so called bones ! ...you've juz started.

lol..as a comp scientist if u try anytn funny..i reserve d ryt to computerize anytn u damage biologically :p

yemmytcm: i sha can remember da bible saying we should nt covet our neighbour's property. #still singing the FIRE song#

dis isn't 'coveting' tho..itz called appreciating d good works of d Lord

Owbeecee: Kai...dis guy don catch me sha...anyway I'll pass on this one

...naso bruv

[quote author=@farano]lmao!....@ dapreacher shey u get muscle ni?[/quote]For u i'll start going to the gym zwit

[quote author=@farano]GUYS LETS HAVE FUN! #clears throat# An American, an English man & a Nigerian were on a ship. Suddenly, d devil appeared & said ''drop anything in d sea if i find it I'll eat u, if I can't , I'll be ur slave". The American dropped a pin, d devil found it & ate him. The English man dropped coin, d devil found it & ate him too!......can someone guess what Omo Naija dropped?[/quote]water?

yemmytcm: #Singing and whistling - ddrmmffff..lllsfmmmm....God of elijah send down fire (x4)# da song is dedicated to dapreacher !

loool...bishop small small na..fire bawo..wat did d bible say about sharing with ur neighbours??

[quote author=@farano]I'm not on twitter neither am I on fb. Only on Whatsapp...#come little closer lemme whisper d digits in ur ear# Hope u had a pleasant 9te rest?[/quote]lol..i did..wbu?...*leans closer* oya whisper so yemmy won't know and owbeecee won't eavesdrop

meracool: My Scores Are :
PDS 〓 63%
JAMB 〓 189
Course 〓 Mechanical Engineering

Guys That's Just It.........!!!

Wow! That's cool..Congrats once again tho

[quote author=@farano]Do u mean my real name?[/quote]nope...i meant ur twitter username...cos of d '@'...hope i'm not trespassing et intruding on ur privacy tho

meracool: I Have Being Admitted Into 100L Through PDS

Guys Don't loose Hope.. and am to pay acceptance fee before October 9

Congrats bruv..wat course and wat score?

FUTA is MAD!!!!! Can't still see my name on any list..64% agg pjamb...65% pds..na wa ooooo

Mesopotamia: Folks,as i ernestly wait for unilag's supplementary list,i'm glad to inform you all that i've been shortlisted to sit for university of ibadan putme on saturday.Please pray for me.

Success bruv...songs of victory will be urs IJN

[quote author=@farano]Goodluck[/quote]'@farano' is this ur handle??

Err'bodyz bent on keeping their identities hidden..hmm..is there sumfn bout nl we shld knw dat u guys are nt saying

Cutesthunk: POWERFUL QUOTESSSSSSSSSSSSSS......................... MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNN YOU ARE A STAR OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, NO BE SMALL THING

Haha..naso jor...but wait..is dis sarcasam tho..hmm

Errm..is pds to 100l list truly out?? cos mine is still saying 'ad nt offered yet o'

Hmm..ASUU members - Android users | Fg - BB users

Latest: Negotiations further delayed cos of d delay in d official release of BBM to android phones

Whew! Been really long...since it's tym for quotes

No matter d wealth amassed by a Nigerian man..he can't and never will be bigger than GARRI - Lionel Messi 1856

U guys should drop ur twitter handles na..i can sense 'tweetlyk' posts here..let's know each other jor

Since i've not seen any of d 7gurls dat made it into comp sci merit list...itz tym to port to medlag nd find d messi in my barca..Dr. Asiko i saw u in my dream..i'm coming for u

Cutesthunk: I beg u, pls neva use THE THINGS OF GOD TO JOKE. ITS DANGEROUS! haba, the person needs an advice, why not give it!!

err..sorry sir

Akanbi93: Guys i nid replys. My jamb name writes(bakare bisiriyu abayomi) while waec writes (bakare abayomi bisiriyu).hop its nt a prob?

Even if twas a prob...i trust u to use all ur fire to make dem overlook ...lol..i dont fink it is tho

Just wanna clear d air on dis 'statement of result' ish...used a yr in futa and did all dis reg ish..what people often presented as statement of result den was a letter headed paper containing ur grades stamped and signed..bingo! u av it ...tho i dont knw if in lag ur signed and stamped computer printout is accepted buh jst shared ma own idea..pls dont crucify me

stevenson007: Please do you av fmaths in yhur waec or neco cause ma name came out in the merit list computer science department buh I had e8 in fmaths aldoh I hav change my course to quantity surveying to be on a safer ground.

Yeah...i do...hope ur subject combo tallies wif d course u changed to tho..wish u the best

Any Computer Scientist here can ff me on twitter tho @jide_xy..jst mention for a ff bak letz rub minds

eadeyeye2: when are dey releasing PDS list

Oga calm down..heard in previous yrs pd list is always last..so u still av enuff tym to flex

kolladee: Pls guys jamb has uploaded admission status nd d admission letter printing...I hoipe unilag is nt requestin for d admission letter...its jst d original jamb slip dey request for..our oga's pls enlighten us pls

I can't see anything lyk dat on their syt na

Ok..I need help again..I bought d jamb scratch card nd used it to print my original jamb result once
I av 4 attempts left..can I use d sane card to print admission letter Pls help dis small boy

lanrexlan: Not yet,but I am sure Futa will still update my name by Allah's grace.

Amen bro...wish u all d best