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★. Imprēgnating a girl in Europe is so nice that her parents will even buy you a car😅 But in Nigeria, the cūrse alone will change your destiny😅😂😂😂

★. Anytime I cook at home, the whole family decides to drink garri😏.... I don't know why😭😂😂

★. This one that I'm seeing wedding ceremony everywhere, nobody should mīstakenly marry my future wife ooh😂

★. Love can make you see your boyfriend as the most handsome guy on earth😅😷. Brēāk up and see how ugly the Idïot is😂😂😂

★. Being dūmped by someone you love can make you watch TV for 5hrs without volume I swear😂😂😂 #ayoungtita

★. I hāt£ it when going to put offering in church and one fat girl keeps dancing forward and backwards like GLO network....mtchew😜

★. Glo weldone o! So I have to sit at the edge of my bed, turn a little to the left and open my mouth before network enter my phone.

★. Nevēr trust a girl with a brøken phone! If she can brēāk her phone, then what is special in your heart?

★. When I started Facebøok last year I sent a friend request to pretty girl and she accepted! I was happy until she asked me to send her mtn credit😂

★. No body keeps in touch with you than a girl you promise to send møney 💰😅, she can even appēar in your dream😱😜😅😂😂😂

★. Just because you are using MTN doesn't mean you should allow your teeth to be yellow😂

★. It took me 5 hours to compose this jokes and you say you will read without commenting? 😂😂😂I will not say anything. 😎😎😁

Cutie 🥰, why døn't you wānna ādd or follow me for more interesting jokes 🙏🥲

Abi i no dey try 😔🤦‍♂️

#darconshare

🤣 Laugh with us😂

0.The way country dey now, if any woman tell you it's over' omo na goodnews be that oo🥺🤣

1. Welcome to my country Ñigêria where they use Gênerator to repair transformer🤣🤣

this country self🤦

Aahhhh transform don shock that one E life don transform🤣🤣

2. Anything you say or do will be use against you in the Court of law 😀😀

that's the only English officer Emeka knows😭

3.Choir dey sing "everybody loku loku see what the Lord has done"

you turn dey look women yansh😅😅

Emeka why?.....😂

4.Thank God say Ai and photo lab no get nysc uniform plenty people for don graduate😁😁

including Grace😅😅

5. Nah me dey give you gist, Nah You dey talk am telling you oya tell me the rest na..😁

6.imagine somebody telling me I don't know how to speak pidgin English😅😅😅

Dey play wetin you dey expect as Emeka product🤦🤦

7.you buy motor finish you dey ask me whether make you send aza for fuel🤣🤣

if motor no let you drive go return am🤪

ehnn na you I dey talk to Emeka😁😁😁

8.pastor dey preach about debtors, you carry church camara face me cuz I dey owe you money

wetin that one come mean😁

9."l💜ve no be scam," precious na you dey find yahoo boys...

wetin do mechanic😅😅

10.culti$t dey toast you I dey pass you dey call me my love☹️🙁

Benita who be your love 😅😅

11 when my teacher ask me a simple question make a sentence with "law"

Me:OTLAW 😏😏

12 forget maturity and talk true you still dey dear fowl wey get children🤭

13 how twelve years old girl go say she no fit love again..😔😑😐

boys don too use her play 😅😅

all these children self 😁

14Every small thing baby am hungry 😁😁

Grace!! Na relationship I start abi na restaurant I open🤣🤣

15 guys I can't hide it anymore na me dey put stone for Rice 🍚🍚

how ona teeth nah..😁😁

16. You are trying to go without reacting 🙄 heaven is far from you 😏🤦‍♂️
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Happy birthday big wiz

LAUGH😂

1) To my girlfriend🙎 you're free to check my phone📱 at night But wen you're Done make sure u cry 😭outside , I'll like to sleep.😅😅😅😅

2) Girls🙎 are gradually loosing our culture, imagine I saw two girls 👯today quarreling without clapping their hands, wetin dey happen.🙄🙄🙄🙄

3) Some of us don't know our secondary Schoolmate again because " Aderemi mercy" is now "it's Itz Princess Adenike😅😅😅😅
Lemme run b4 she stone me 🏃🏃🏃.

4) On my wedding day, Short people will not be served I cannot waste my food on ppl dat cannot grow again.😉😉😉😉

5) I saw a science student crying.😭

ME_ what's the matter💁

HER_: Matter is anything that has mass and occupies space . I just Left.🚶🚶
Nonsense 😅😅😅

6) The way my Neighbor 🙎love eating chicken 🐔 feet eh, Now all the chickens 🐔 are now using wheel chair.😂😂😂😂😂😂

7) The way A.T.M throws out card after withdrawing ₦500🤑 is so disrespectful I had to pick mine across de main Road yesterday.😭😭😭😭

First God created earth, then he rested...
Then he created man, then he rested...
Then he created women and no one has rested since!
🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂💁💁

9) Village ppl are very wicked , dey can make u wear Glo T. Shirt to MTN interview.😁😁😁

10) Catching flowers at wedding doesn't make u the next bride my friend mhiz Pat caught up to 55 flowers, Now she has a garden.🤪😜😜😜😜

11) Why do guys🙇 ever cheat How do dey feel For me I cannot cheat on my eight girlfriends. Never!😆😆😆😆😆

12) Nothing sweet pass when u are feeling sleepy in church ⛪ and pastor said" bow down your head let's pray.😀😀😀😀😀😀

13) If new born babies👼 knew the number of men🙇 dat suck the same breast before dem chaii, They will prefer drinking Zobo.😅😅😅😅😅😅😅

14) Have u ever checked your FB friends and u be like" when did I accept this one?😒😒😏

15) Someone💂 will just die with afro in Nigeria movie and his spirit will come back with low cut. So barbing salon dey dat side?💁💁💁💁💁

16) I'm killing one small goa

Two men dīed same day and become Ghøst.
And this conversation ensued between them

Ghøst 1: *How did you dīe?*

Ghøst 2: *I was mistakenly locked up in a freezer. At first I was freezing and then I couldn't breathe and dīed*.

Ghøst 1: *Oh! What a sād way to dīe*.

Ghøst 2: *Yeah. How did you dīe?*.

Ghost 1: *I dīed of heart attāck. I came back from work and saw a man's pair of shoe at my door steps. I rushed into the room and saw my wife nāked alone on the bed. I searched everywhere including the kitchen, all the other bedrooms, I mean everywhere but I couldn't find the man! I just sat on the floor and suddenly developed a heārt attāck and dīed.*

Ghøst 2: *Did you check inside the refrigerator?*.

Ghost 1: *No*

Ghost 2: *Idīot! You should have checked the refrigerator and both of us would have been alive now*🏃‍♂️🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️

Italian Relationship:
1st day= Sex
2nd day= Sex again.

French Relationship:
1st day = movies & kiss
2nd day = Sex
3rd day = Sex again

British Relationship:
1st day= hangout & kiss
2nd day = kiss & hug
3rd day= kissing, hug and smooching
4th day = sex and more sex

American Relationship:
1st day= Date
2nd day= Hug
3rd day= Hug again (warmly)
4th day= Kiss
5th day= Long kiss
6th day= Sex

Nigeria Relationship:
1st day= Toast
2nd day= Toast
3rd day= Toast again
4th day= Agree
5th day= Date
6th day= Date again
7th day= Date again with three of her hungry friends or cousins.
8th day= Date & Hug
9th day= Tried to peck but failed.
10th day = Peck
11th day= Tried to kiss but failed.
12th day= kiss.
13th day= Long kiss.
14th day= Tried to have sex but failed.
15th day= Tried to have sex but quarrelled
16th day= Didn't talk to each other.
17th day= Malice till the next day.
18th day= The man called but the woman didn't pick.
19th day= The man called, the woman picked and asked: "what is it?"
The man apologized and she replied: "Leave me alone, am not your type of girl".
The man continued to beg till the next day.
20th day= The woman accepted the unwarranted apology.
21st day= Hug.
22nd day= Long hug.
23rd day= Kiss.
24th day= Long kiss.
25th day= Tried to have sex but the woman complains that her phone is bad. Guy promises to buy her a new one.
26th day= Tried to have sex but the woman said until he buys the phone.
27th day= Tried to have sex but the woman asked: "where is the phone? You are not serious, call me when you are serious".
28th day= "Rape".
29th day= Police case.

Story end 😔😂

Congrats to davido and chioma on their wedding

LAUGH jhoor 😂

1. I Saw a Science Student Crying
Me: What's The Matter☹️
Her: Matter is Anything That Occupies space and Has Mass
🚶I just left

2.BREAKING NEWS
A baby was born laughing
With 4 abortion pills in his hands
🙆

3.Married men will be watching football at a bar with their side chick and💁 still screaming that the referee is cheating

4.I hate talking to Indian's, especially those with Red dot on their forehead😂I think they are recording
🏃

5.When relationship is new 🤣
Boys will be like "babe have you eaten tomorrow"
🤭

6.Being an African man is so cool. You refuse to give your relatives money they blame your wife
😂💔

7.I hate people who make jokes about short pple🤧Do you know that short people can sweep the floor without bending

8.My roommate stole my girlfriend's contact from my phone🤧the idiot is sending love messages to his own sister

10Na you rüsh go prømise your papa fïrst cläss & 8A’s 🙄...
* Me I ønly prømise dem say “I NO GO JOÏN ÇULT * 🥲😂

11.Guys be carefül out therë if your gïrlfriend tëlls you to go with her thät her parënts wänt to meët you‚ no greë oo na bag of rice you wan go büy likë thät 😒😂

12.Biology teaçher: Whät cän be føund in a çell ?
Baçk bençhers: Prisonërs
Teaçher: Gët out of my cläss. 😂😂

13.Withøut lashës møst of y’all loøk likë thïs: “🌝” 😂

14.Imaginë livïng aløñe‚ At nïght you were bathïng withøut light and your soäp fälls to the grøund‚ you triëd to piçk it üp but becausë of darknëss you couldn’t fïnd it‚ jüst then...a händ tappëd you and handëd you the soäp. Whät wïll you do ?
Faintïng is alløwed... 😂

15. You are trying to go without reacting 🙄 heaven is far from you 😏🤦‍♂️

Darcon shaaaaa

🤣LAUGH OUT LOU! D (LOL)🤣
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With Darcon

1. Police arrested me and my girlfriend yesterday evening, this morning her boyfriend came and bail her🤪😝 Fear Ladies o!

2. So a cheat doesn't want to marry a cheat in this country, I thought iron sharpeneth iron.🤣

3. If you want to drink real tea, 🥤 just tell your girlfriend to remove her hair net and put inside hot water for you and BOOM! Tea is ready, that's how we roll.
🤣🤣 It's not my handwriting oo

4. How can I buy chicken 🐔 for 10k and you expect me not to drink the blood. 😁 U for gree?

5. WhatsApp should create a VIP section for iPhone and Samsung users like us, mixing us with itel, tecno and Infinix is not fair at all😲

6. It's only African mother's that will wake you by 1am and beat you for an offence you committed 1pm yesterday. Nawao😍😍😍

7. Don't be a boring boyfriend, romance her during her period, rub her blood on your face and shout
ISAKABA 🙈😱

8. People are stressful this days, imagine a man drops his children at his office, and went to school 🤣🤣
Papa Emeka what are you actually thinking 🤣

9. TEACHER: Which Nation do you hate most
Me: Exami - Nation 😍

10. Reason with me, if I'm ugly today, I co make-up tomorrow 💏 Abi u want make I bleach 😁

11. Do you want to hear a CONSTRUCTION JOKE 🤣😱
Sorry am still working on it 😍

12. All guys are complaining that girls are after money, just wait until you see the one that is after your LIFE. Na there you co understand life🤪 Dey play 🕺

13. Wickedness is when you finish reading this jokes and you refuse to react👍💛🖐️

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Why u dey hiss
Mtchewwww

The wedding nnah for billionaire no be olosho

Money no be joke oh