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Ten Lessons from the -HEN:
1.She first lays enough eggs before sitting on them: -Good
planning
2.When she starts sitting on her eggs,she minimizes
movement: -Disciplined.
3.She physically loses weight while sitting on her eggs due to decreased feeding: - Sacrificial and self denial.
4.She can sit on eggs from another hen: - Indiscriminate and generous.
5.She sits on her eggs for 21 days: -patiently waiting and
even if they don't hatch she will still lay eggs again: -Faith, hope and Un discouraged.
6.She detects un-fertilized eggs and rolls them out: - Sensitive and discerning
7.She abandons the rotten eggs and starts caring for the hatched chicks even if it is only one: -Wise, conscious and Realistic.
8.No one can touch her chick: -protective Love.
9.She gathers all her Chicks together: -Unity of purpose.
10.She can't abandon her chicks before they
mature: -Mentorship!!!!!!

let's emulate the way of life of the hen for a better tomorrow

hannesy:
In naija?

naso them talk

If you lose your mobile phone you can trace it back.

Most of us always fear that our Mobile may be stolen at any time.

Each mobile carries a unique IMEI No. i.e. International Mobile Equipment Identity No. which can be used to track your mobile phone anywhere in the world.

This is how it works:

1. Dial *#06# from your mobile.

2. Your mobile shows a unique 15 digit.

3. Note down this number at a secure place except in your mobile phone itself as this is the Number which will help trace your mobile in Case of a theft.

4. Once stolen you just have to E-mail this 15 digit IMEI No. to cop@vsnl.net with details as below.

Your name:____________
Address:_______________
Phone model:__________
Make:_________________
Last used No.:_________
Your E-mail:_____
Missed date:__________
IMEI No :______________

5. No need to go to the police.

6. Your Mobile will be traced within next 24 hrs via a complex system of GPRS and internet, You will find where your hand set is being operated even if the SIM card has been changed.......
...

Ana5000:
How do you know? Do you own one?

we read about it

meforyou1:
Arsenal will top the group

Toptea ni

how many hours u take write.....
those pipu have the right....under section 5 sub_section 419 of the 2015's constitution.....get ursef a copy nd see

kaorama:
Go to court and swear affidavit. Think it is not a big issue.

i support the motion

Chelsea Football Club is delighted to announce the signing of Kenedy from Fluminense. The 19-year-old forward arrives from his native Brazil, for whom he has played at Under-20 level. Kenedy, who will wear the No.16 shirt, said: 'I am very happy to complete my transfer to Chelsea.' The youngster played for the Blues in our pre- season friendly against Barcelona in Washington DC after Fluminense gave permission for him to take part. 'It is an exciting time for me to join the English Premier League champions and I hope I can become an important player for the club,' he added. 'I very much enjoyed my time with the squad during pre-season and I am very grateful to Fluminense for allowing me this opportunity.' Kenedy, full name Robert Kenedy Nunes do Nascimento, is a powerful left-footed attacker who can play through the centre or on either flank.

casyrotts:
I be fine boy yet... I no fit get girls like this...... Na all this girls with ekuke dog face na im just dey love me....

bros....try out ajebidan powder.....works on all races of life....costs less #50 only

seen buh she wont agree to marry me

Unique beauty and Attractive charm. Introducing the new Camon C8 powered with Low- light capture camera, that would provide an amazing shooting experience...

pyyxxaro:
Very Old Layer


Her mate for baboon nor de climb tree again

not sure if the milk present had not gone sour sef....gerrara here meehhnnn

kovak:
Nice one.

i appreciate you

Godskidmidas:
Someone said the day her mother slapped her,she saw Angel Gabriel selling white lace in the market

somebody can lieeee

nnachukz:
If you doubt me open the link, the person must be from SouthWEST. Their trademark is clearly visible to even the blind, so I don't even need to open the link to confirm. Na them. Yes na them.

if u make any more Gbim, I will Gbimgbim u......u mean southwest gerrara here mehnn

no picsur? gerrrara mehn....

babafirst:
LOOOOOLLLL,you are joking with impotence.

there is always a way out in every situation

noted.....buh if i gat crush on any......, i ll super toast

orisiirisii.....cos we are gullible in Nigeria

this was the no 1 question dibu set for me in my last year's jamb english

LECTURERS FROM A UNIVERSITY IN NIGERIA, FACULTY OF ENGINEERING BOARDED A PLANE. WHEN THE PLANE WAS READY TO TAKE-OFF, THE PILOT SAID...... "WELCOME ON BOARD LADIES & GENTLEMEN MAY I PLEASE INFORM YOU THAT THIS PLANE WAS MANUFACTURED BY YOUR STUDENTS IN THE UNIVERSITY AND THIS IS THE FIRST TIME OF FLYING". IMMEDIATELY THEY HEARD THAT, EVERYONE RAN OUT OF THE PLANE EXCEPT ONE PROFESSOR IBRAHIM, WHO SAT COMFORTABLY. PEOPLE WERE SURPRISED AND WENT TO HIS SEAT TO ASK HIM WHY HE DID NOT RUN OUT OF THE PLANE LIKE OTHERS? HE SMILED AND REPLIED..."THERE IS NO NEED TO RUN OUT BECAUSE IF IT IS TRUE THAT THIS PLANE WAS MADE BY OUR STUDENTS, THEN WITH WHAT WE TAUGHT THEM, AM VERY SURE THE PLANE WIL NOT EVEN MOVE"......hapi friday

op can lie.....wizkid did civic education fear God for b.h is real

wizzybaby loke loke......more tallness to your height

seconded .......amina

na lie.....chivo nla

Latest UPDATE : University of Ibadan Post UTME Test Date The University of Ibadan Post UTME test will hold on Friday September 11th and Saturday September 12th, 2015 at the University Thank you.

so bad....my english teacher while in school also got sacked.....bad news for Mayflower students

BREAKING NEWS!!! A very dangerous snake that has astonished scientists in the world has been discovered. according to BBC news, the strange snake keep on increasing in length by 0.5cm every second and if in any case it touches its body using its own body, it dies immediately. That is the only way it can be killed. This is the world most deadly and poisonous snake for now. This kind of snake can only be found in Nokia torchlight mobile phone under game option, snake Xenzia. Thanks for spending your time to read carefully.. Happy weekend naiaraland

..A guy attended a weddin. after the wedding the reception was a gathering of about 30 people. he sat at t he front seat. Then a lady started sharing food. She started from the back and unfortunately, it didn't
reach those at the front. When her friends started sharing drinks, they started from the front but unfortunately, he had already changed his seat to the back. Again, the drink didn't reach him.

The guy was so furious and he stood up to take his leave but then he saw three ladies each with a big bowl.

This time, he tried to be wise by seating at the middle. To his uttermost surprise, one of the ladies started sharing from the front...and the second lady started distributing from the back. It was turkey meat. When it got to the middle where he was seated it got finished again.

Feeling so frustrated, he bent his head, not looking at any face... .. BUT then the third lady tapped him and stretched her bowl that he should pick.. he stretched his hand...

Guess what was in the bowl? **TOOTHPICK.**

LESSON-;
Always calculatee well before switching mode

Brace up for the remaining nights of Ramadhan.

Yoruba mums......ijebu to be precise A slap can make you describe sambisa forest