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God go surprise una

omo to fine

them suppose cut broom inside his john-thomas

buhari must ri success

na her package i dey first look o.....after that I'll know what's next

when you over do things...it becomes useless

no condition is permanent....evolution occur to even boobieswtf

no condition is permanent....evolution occurs to even boobieswtf

One would think the 30-year old would wish for an
end to the boos and
whistles he gets on away grounds but no, he says
it’s just the tonic he
needs.
“I am not the humblest person in the world, I
admit
that,” he told The Times. “I am not fake. But I
like to learn. I don’t mind people hating me,
because it pushes me. When I go to play away
they are always against me, but it’s good. You
have to see the good things from the haters. I
need the enemy. It
is part of the business. They start screaming
when I touch the ball.” he said
“It had started already when I was 18 or 19. It
is not a problem for me.
It is a motivation.”
The superstar also spoke of his gratitude towards
former coach Sir Alex Ferguson:
“When my daddy was dying, he was in a
hospital in London, and it was not good. I said
to Sir Alex Ferguson,
‘Coach, I want to go’. It was a crucial moment
of the season.
“But Ferguson said: ‘Football doesn’t mean
anything compared to your dad. If you want to
go, go. I will always appreciate that.”........

flimsy excuse..... If u don't learn from things you won't become more wise..... like adekunle gold would say.....Ojo nlo,ose to lo lo pe 30 o genevive

I know I'm not supposed to be disturbing you guys this very moment knowing fully well the situation of things.

The letter:
Please, don't think that I'm taking our friendship for granted or trying to take undue advantage. I cherish our friendship more than you can imagine, it's just dat I don't know who to ask or where to turn to at this very moment. Sometimes, things become so confusing and extremely difficult that one is forced to inconvenience friends and family and you are one of those I know I can run or turn to in a time like dis. Please don't be offended and don't take it to heart or feel bad if you cannot be of help to me, it happens at times. Sometimes, you really want to help, but the situation at hand at that moment really makes it impossible to do so. I understand. But will appreciate if you can help me with this. It is very important you tell me. I really need the answer please. I want to cook Jollof, should I use rice?
Gud evening Nl....
Dedicated to all my Chelsea fans.......sorry guys...take heart

in tecno's voice SaY u MuSt To MaRrY mE

nice one but too long.......

Learn to enjoy your garri and groundnut with chilled water for lunch and remove your eyes from fried rice and chicken that you cannot afford..Enjoy your zobo for now and cease longing for champagne that's not yet yours. Wear your okirika with pride till you can afford visiting boutiques..Thank God that with 10k android phone you can ping so enjoy it and leave Samsung S5 or Iphone 6 till you can afford it..Braid is beautiful on African women, enjoy it and don't kill yourself over brazilian hair...the bottom line is CONTENTMENT...that you don't have it today doesn't mean you won't have it tomorrow, only be determined to work harder. Always thank God for His finger today and He'll show you His full hand tomorrow.

end times

the wife must not say : harder,huh,ouch,more etc for her mouth is for prayers only

pinkiberry:
I tell them to get a job then come back.

No one knows tomorrow

try dating a monster........that would be the best....
wtf......7? when som cant even conceive.......receive some sense >:

oyibo pipu too get sense

look again she wants to take a selfie ........she b like:instagram don die today

oyinbo people caused it

i will also make it to the top

Ever wondered what those GSM terms means? Perhaps, you wanna do an assignment, this guide will lead you to the basics of them.

Glossary of GSM Terms & Data Speeds:
Global System for Mobile communications (GSM)is the most popular
standard for mobile phones in the world. Below are the data services
currently available.

2G/GPRS– GeneralPacket Radio Service; theoretical top
speed: 115 kbps


2.5G/EGPRS– Enhanced General Packet Radio Service;
theoretical top speed: 384 kbps. EGPRS is popularly known
as EDGE (Enhanced Data rates for GSM Evolution)


DVB-H– Digital Video Broadcast – Handheld. A mobile
broadcast technology that allows for the digital terrestrial
broadcast of live television channels to a mobile phone.


3G/UMTS– Universal Mobile Telecommunications System;
theoretical top speed: 384 Kbps


3.5G/HSDPA– High Speed Data Packet Access; theoretical
top speed: 7.2 Mbps

3.75G/HSPA+– High Speed Data Packet Access; theoretical
top speed: 42 Mbps


4G/LTE– High Speed Data Packet Access; theoretical top
speed: 150 Mbps


Hope it was helpful?

END TIMES

issokay

RIP to the dead......

our strongheadedness for foreign goods wont stop Nigerians

The University of Medical Sciences Ondo State is
a new University approved by the National
Universities Commission (NUC) in April 2015 to
offer courses in all medical science disciplines.
The goal of the University is to provide
exceptional high quality and integrated training
and comprehensive experience in the medical
sciences that meet contemporary international
accreditation standards. The University is a fully
residential institution and has excellent teaching
and training facilities.
Applications are being invited for the 2015-2016
admission into relevant courses in the University.
Being a new regional hub for training, research
and service delivery in the medical sciences,
qualified students from other African countries
are particularly encouraged to apply.
COURSES AVAILABLE
For the 2015-2016 Admission, the following
courses are available through UTME and Direct
Entry applications:
FACULTY OF BASIC MEDICAL SCIENCES
BSc Anatomy,
BSc Biochemistry,
BSc Physiology,
FACULTY OF MEDICINE
MBBS,
FACULTY OF DENTISTRY
BDS
Eligibility
Candidates who scored a minimum of 200marks
in the 2015 Unified Tertiary Matriculation
Examination (UTME), conducted by the Joint
Admissions Matriculations Board (JAMB), are
eligible irrespective of the Universities of their
first or second choices. Candidates shall possess
the Senior Secondary School Certificate
conducted by the West African Examination
Council (WAEC), National Examination Council
(NECO) or equivalent with at least credit passes
in 5 subjects including Physics, Chemistry, and
Biology at not more than two sittings. Candidates
from other African countries or wishing to
transfer from other Universities are also
encouraged to apply.
Direct Entry
In addition to the above, a candidate shall
possess at least two ‘A’ Level passes or
equivalent in Biology, Chemistry and Physics, or
possess a first degree at the level of at least
Second Class (Lower) Division of Second Class in
any of the biological sciences.
In both UTME and Direct Entry, ‘O’ Level credits in
English Language and Mathematics are
compulsory for all admissions.
METHOD OF APPLICATION
Candidates are required to:
Check the University’s website ( http://
www.unimed.edu.ng ) for mode of payment for
application;
Complete and submit the University Post-UTME
Application Form online; and
Print out a copy.
POST-UTME FEES
Each Candidate is to make a total payment of
N10, 000.00 (exclusive of bank charges) through
e-transact or one hundred and three dollars
($103.0) for foreign students into any bank
nationwide and obtain e-receipt from the bank.
Candidates who are unable to access online
forms may collect the forms at the following
designated offices, with the presentation of bank
payment slips:
a. Admission Office, UNIMED Campus, Laje Road,
Ondo Town, Ondo State
b. Ministry of Health, Obafemi Awolowo Way,
Akure, Ondo State
c. Ondo State Government Liaison Office, Plot 2A
Ajayi Bembe Street, Park View Estate, Ikoyi,
Lagos, Nigeria
d. Ondo State Government Liaison Office, 76
Ralph Sodeinde Street, Central Business District,
Abuja
SCREENING SCHEDULE
All candidates will also go through a compulsory
screening exercise to be conducted by the
University before admission can be granted. The
dates for screening are as follows:
The dates for screening are as follows:
1st Screening: Thursday, October 22, 2015
2nd screening: Friday, October 23, 2015
Screening of international students: Date and
method will be announced later.
NOTE: Note: Evidence of payment for the
admission form should be provided during the
screening exercise.
REGISTRATION PROCEDURE
The Registration Form will be available online
from September 4, 2015 and will close at 12 Mid-
Night on October 19, 2015.
Please note that the Candidate’s UTME/DE
Registration Number and the full names (as it is
on JAMB slip) should be correctly provided at the
point of payment.
After payment, each Candidate should visit the
University’s website ( http://www.unimed.edu.ng )
and complete an online Registration Form. The
complete Form, which will indicate the exact date
and time for the screening exercise, should be
printed for the candidate’s use.
Also note that:
All candidates are requested to bring along the
following items to the screening venue:
1.Depositor’s copy of Etransact Receipt indicating
payment of TEN THOUSAND NAIRA (N10, 000.00)
only;
2.JAMB UTME Notification of Results/
Registration Slips for Direct-Entry Candidates;
3.Printed copy of the completed UNIMED Post-
UTME Online Registration Form;
4.Print-out of e-Transact payment receipt
(collected from Bank) and;
5.One Passport Photograph.
The venues of the screening exercise are: 1) the
Main Auditorium of the Trauma Centre at the
University of Medical Sciences Campus on Laje
Road, Ondo Town, Ondo State; and 2) the
Auditorium of the National Institute for
Educational Planning and Administration (NIEPA),
near UNIMED Campus, Ondo Town, Ondo State.
All candidates should first report at the Admission
office at the UNIMED Campus at 8.30 am to
determine the exact location of their screening
centre.
Candidates are NOT allowed to bring cell phones
or any other electronic gadget into the
examination hall.
SIGNED:
Dr (Mrs.) Eunice Funke Oyebade, mni
Registrar