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Celebrities / Re: Comedian Mr Patrick Calls Out Friends Trying To Get Him Deported From The US(vid by DatoDatuk: 4:49am On Mar 20, 2022
LOVEGINO:
very very necessary. Another snitch spotted.

U must be silly in your brain...for my own thread o...be like your guy woman don dey enter your eye...fool
Celebrities / Re: Comedian Mr Patrick Calls Out Friends Trying To Get Him Deported From The US(vid by DatoDatuk: 10:26am On Mar 19, 2022
ghettochild:

The Face of the Snitch

But is this really necessary to put out his pics to the public

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Celebrities / Re: Comedian Mr Patrick Calls Out Friends Trying To Get Him Deported From The US(vid by DatoDatuk: 10:24am On Mar 19, 2022
ghettochild:
Fear Nigerians
We hate to see someone who has better opportunities than us.
They'd always wanna bring u down.
This kolapo dude attended Babcock
I thought he was a friend.
Imagine him telling me to leave a woman I married n 6 months later he was dating her.cos they were bout 3hrs apart.
He was living in Santa Clarita while she was in Fresno.
My People learn from this..
Nigerians dont love each other both home n abroad.
Truth to what Patrick said about oyinbos not lieing.. dem go tell u truth.
Kolapo even told my ex to burn our marriage certificate..
This is why the Pakistanis,India n Chinese community keep growing in any country they are... even here in south Africa.
While my people r known to have hate for each other hence our backwardness in business n other aspect of life in the diaspora... except for education where we excel yet we still have that bringing someone down mentality even in the education sector.

Wow sorry bro...even this country when i dey...i dey guide my oyinbo wife and family badly...we dont just go to African gatherings or parties...and u dare not too smile with my wife...its terrible everywhere broda

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Celebrities / Re: Comedian Mr Patrick Calls Out Friends Trying To Get Him Deported From The US(vid by DatoDatuk: 10:13am On Mar 19, 2022
ghettochild:
sad
I had this experience first hand..
Honestly,I would rather live in solitary abroad than keep Nigerian friends especially when u are married to a white woman...
Same thing Kolapo agunbiade Babatope(Real names) did and eventually dated my wife Christina, she bought him a car n bla bla bla.
This was all after he told her different lies.
This was someone that was already living in California oooo..
My people steer clear of Nigerians esp if u have oyinbo gf or wife...
The ones in Nigerian are not excluded...

Wow bro...are u for real?some guys sha...they can do the worst things while breaking the bro code...because they thinking with their d*cks at that point in time

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Family / Trader Marketing Ogiri With Very Good And Perfect Queens English (vid) by DatoDatuk: 10:07am On Mar 19, 2022
Trader marketing Ogiri with very good and perfect queens english.

Take a listen. E sure me say you go patronise if you ever meet her. God bless your hussle mama.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xsU7u9VH1Qw

Celebrities / Re: Comedian Mr Patrick Calls Out Friends Trying To Get Him Deported From The US(vid by DatoDatuk: 9:42am On Mar 19, 2022
MALIGNANTGuest:
He shouldn't be afraid.
AMERICA rarely deports.
UK, GERMANY & Cananda na BaBa 4 dat one.
So, Oga Relax & enjoy your stay.
Don't mind them.
In Fact, if them disturb you, carry your bag join us for California. Come dine with Mexicans.

Am telling u...no time to waste

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Celebrities / Re: Comedian Mr Patrick Calls Out Friends Trying To Get Him Deported From The US(vid by DatoDatuk: 8:01am On Mar 19, 2022
meobizy:
Select your Nigerian friends better next time.

Very true

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Celebrities / Comedian Mr Patrick Calls Out Friends Trying To Get Him Deported From The US(vid by DatoDatuk: 5:40am On Mar 19, 2022
Comedian Mr. Patrick calls out friends trying to get him deported from the United States and ruining his reputation.

Source: instablog9ja



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXYtjBbfGL4

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Family / Re: Name A Bill You Hate Paying But You Must Pay It Because You Cannot Do Without It by DatoDatuk: 9:42pm On Mar 18, 2022
Sammy101111:
The light way i no they enjoy
Yet they bring crazy bills to our house
Nepa God punish you oh

Am telling u
Politics / Re: Pictures Of Charles Soludo And His Family by DatoDatuk: 4:50am On Mar 18, 2022
Cute family...i know some people go still complain about his son hair...make una free d boy jare

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Celebrities / Burnaboy's Mum Dancing During His Performance In Dublin Few Hours Ago ( Vid ) by DatoDatuk: 4:38am On Mar 18, 2022
BurnaBoy mum/manager dancing energetically during his performance in Dublin Ireland few hours ago.

https://m.youtube.com/shorts/NmPUkghfpOs

Travel / Very Heavy Lagos Traffic Jam/gridlock. Guess The Area ( Vid ) by DatoDatuk: 1:41pm On Mar 16, 2022
Very Heavy Lagos Traffic Jam/Gridlock. Guess the area?

And seriously, i must applaud you Lagosians for still been productive after passing through all this everyday as you commute to your various destinations for work etc

As for me, Lagos traffic dey give me headache anytime am in Lag

https://m.youtube.com/shorts/s4kwgPAA7aM

Family / Garri Shared And Drank At A Party (vid) by DatoDatuk: 8:12am On Mar 16, 2022
Garri shared and drank at an event. Wonderful!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cAiWpLayYmc

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Crime / Re: Yahoo Boys "Praying" For Blessings At Shrine in Uromi Edo State (pic And Vid) by DatoDatuk: 4:15am On Mar 15, 2022
Totilopussylick:
it maybe skits tongue

Skit ke abi you nor see that juju? Look am well lol

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Politics / Re: Umahi: How Wike Masterminded Court Judgement Sacking Me by DatoDatuk: 12:02pm On Mar 14, 2022
Na wah...

Meanwhile watch Wike in a lighter mood


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vICTEGk3jFY&t=6s
Crime / Yahoo Boys "Praying" For Blessings At Shrine in Uromi Edo State (pic And Vid) by DatoDatuk: 8:53am On Mar 13, 2022
Yahoo boys "praying" for more blessings at a shrine in Uromi Edo State


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gBG2Tr7_CNM

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Family / Re: Name A Bill You Hate Paying But You Must Pay It Because You Cannot Do Without It by DatoDatuk: 1:51am On Mar 13, 2022
faithfull18:
Those of you saying data ehn, I love buying data.

That should be PHCN, you pay for darkness.

Lol
Romance / 2 Nigerian Guys Proud To Be Gay In Viral Video (vid/pic) by DatoDatuk: 12:32pm On Mar 12, 2022
2 Nigerian guys proud to be gay in viral video.

Whats your take on this viral video?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2dH6h0Cm9s

Health / Re: How Many Of You Have Ever Experienced Sleep Paralysis? by DatoDatuk: 11:59am On Mar 12, 2022
Experienced it once during younger days

Meanwhile u will start minding your business after watching this video lol

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Politics / Re: APC Crisis: Caretaker Committe Awaits Outcome Of Buhari’s London Meeting by DatoDatuk: 10:29am On Mar 12, 2022
Ok we are waiting too
Romance / Slayqueen Catches Guy Who Refused To Pay For An Earlier Service (pics/vid) by DatoDatuk: 2:42pm On Mar 11, 2022
Slay queen catches guy who collected her account after an earlier service rendered to him and he promised to pay but didnt pay after a long time.

Luck ran out of the dude and he came across her somewhere and she decided to ask for her money and embarass him as well

Baba shock lmao...abeg pay her oh


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pOKQKaboonQ

Romance / Nigerian Man & his Lover Set Ablaze By his Ex-Partner and Mother Of Four (pics) by DatoDatuk: 1:42am On Mar 11, 2022
A Nigerian man, Stanley Obi, and his girlfriend have been set ablaze by his former partner and mother of his kids at his home in New Beith, Brisbane's southern suburbs of Australia.

It was learnt that Stanley, who is in critical condition, was at home just before 3am on Thursday, March 10, when his ex, Sarah Mudge, 31, broke into the house, stormed his bedroom and doused him and his new lover with petrol, before setting them on fire.

Queensland Police said that Sarah tried to set Obi and his new lover on fire while his three young children were in the house.

However, the only person the mother of four managed to kill was herself.

Obi's new girlfriend, 30, escaped with burns to her airway along with all three children - aged five, three and two.

Obi's burning body was dragged from the burning building by a hero neighbour known as Al, who stayed with Obi, that suffered burns to 90 per cent of his body, until an ambulance came 35 minutes later.

Obi, a professional nurse who remains in critical condition at Royal Brisbane Hospital, was aware that his burns were life-threatening and voiced his fear that he would not survive, according to the neighbour.

"He said to me, 'I'm not going to make it, I'm going to die, I'm going to die, you need to help me. Help me," the neighbour recalled.

"He was giving me his hand, reaching out to me to hold it, and I wasn't going to hold his hand because I know about infection control."

Meanwhile, Obi's current, unnamed girlfriend and the three children had been taken to the Royal Brisbane Hospital.

Sarah Mudge and Stanley Obi had four children before they broke up.

Sarah Mudge, who ran her own photography business, has multiple photos of Obi and their children on her social media pages.

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Celebrities / Re: Korra Obidi's Husband, Dean, Is Divorcing Her by DatoDatuk: 4:59pm On Mar 10, 2022
Magnoliaa:


Still doesn't change the fact that what you wrote was a slush pile and hogwash of a consolation speech. undecided

Have y'all virtous girls stopped getting served breakfast?

Abeg rest by the power of the Holy Ghost..i no fit talk..lol

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Celebrities / Re: Korra Obidi's Husband, Dean, Is Divorcing Her by DatoDatuk: 4:34pm On Mar 10, 2022
Magnoliaa:


A low-value male consolation speech. grin grin grin

C'mon shatapp dia...go and dance like that online and let your husband be clapping for u...breakfast will be served soon lol

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Romance / Re: Girl Tears Off Boyfriend TV From Wall In Rage Of Fury (pic/vid) by DatoDatuk: 3:15pm On Mar 10, 2022
Generalwoodz:
After reading other distinguished comrades' comment and honest views, I'm here to announce to y'all that I'm the only Nigerian guy that'd stomach such Damned excess from a supposed girlfriend.

Immediately the TV falls, I would go down on all my fours and beg ( as awon simp) to tamper justice with Mercy.

I'd evelope her in my arms, kiss and look deep into her eyes even if she doesn't want it.

I'd cocksure drop her piping hot anger to the lowest degree of cold.

If she lets me, I'd carry her off to bed and rock her world. Take her to cloud nine and back. Hit her uterine so darn good that she'd squirt so like torrential rain and moan relished like a gasping thunder.

After all Said and done...after we must've had heart to heart talks, I'd allow place her Head on my hairy chest and leave to sleep and snore away her whatever sorrow which has been eating her.

I'd sleep too.

Then around 3:34 am...Then I'd dream.

My Great grand father would appear in a trance, expertly and aesthetically remove my brain and replace it with another.

Once he's done fastening the last bolt/nuts, I would sprang up like a wounded lion. Breathing in and out hot smoke, panting heavily like a marathon runner and with all the veins in my body becoming more prounced as if they escape from body..

In the darkness.

I'd walk slowly, calculatively and suggestively to the mirror on the wall and peering into it could see my eyes...

Red and blazing like hot coals.

Suddenly the electric bulb goes off quite slowly, and barely a minute later a sharp lighting quickly filters into my room through the window revealing my assignment lying stretched in the bed.

I'd let out chilling but hysterical laughter and taking 2 steps leap up into the air and before I could land, dive straight into bed and grab her by the neck...

Intensely pressed my two hands around her throat. All this while silent expect for tall legs which are seriously vibrating, shaking and kicking.

"Please, don't kill me" barely escapes from agape mouth.

" Drops of tears races down her forlorn face and just then her blurr eyes draws my attention"

" Clearly painted in her eyes like vision,are fears, pain, death and pleas of Mercy.

" I'd make sure I strongly maintain my grip on her throat until her breathing ceases!


Baba u too dread lol
Crime / Police Officer Driven Pass His Station By A Defiant Motorist (pic/vid) by DatoDatuk: 1:49pm On Mar 10, 2022
A police officer was video recorded been driven pass his police station by a defiant motorist.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p26IOXEgk9U

Travel / Re: Nigerian-born US Pilot Addresses His Passengers In English,Yoruba & Pidgin (vid) by DatoDatuk: 10:33am On Mar 10, 2022
OlakunmiSMELTD:
Front page, and let everyone read good things about Nigerian abroad abeg. We re tired of negative news

Yeah sure

Lalasticlala

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Celebrities / Re: Korra Obidi's Husband, Dean, Is Divorcing Her by DatoDatuk: 10:29am On Mar 10, 2022
Chosimba:


Who is 'we men'?

It maybe better if you speak for yourself only. You have no idea what other men like.

Wahala...lol...ok me and other men who reason like me...you and the "other" men can allow your wives shake their bumbum for cheap likes online
Celebrities / Re: Korra Obidi's Husband, Dean, Is Divorcing Her by DatoDatuk: 10:27am On Mar 10, 2022
ukaface:
but the husband was involved with the water birth, was even involved in videoing most of her dances and contents.

"We tolerate it for a while if you are good"
Travel / Re: Nigerian-born US Pilot Addresses His Passengers In English,Yoruba & Pidgin (vid) by DatoDatuk: 5:05am On Mar 10, 2022
Cousin9999:
This is awesome.

It sure is

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Celebrities / Re: Korra Obidi's Husband, Dean, Is Divorcing Her by DatoDatuk: 5:00am On Mar 10, 2022
When u go dey shake your yansh anyhow online...u think we men like that?...even did water birth and posted the whole show online for cheap likes etc..we can only tolerate it for a little while if u are good then boom breakfast time and u can gth out

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Romance / Girl Tears Off Boyfriend TV From Wall In Rage Of Fury (pic/vid) by DatoDatuk: 4:00am On Mar 10, 2022
A lady tears off boyfriend TV from the wall in a rage of fury after she claims he laid his hands on her. #saynotoviolence


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cq61Lf7nCos

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