Toto wey don slack

PerfectStranger:

Then go and marry a community pucii na

HypocriticalObi:
Eating from a place people have used to eat before is devastating and irritating

killsmith:
Can you buy an already opened bottle of drink?

Allisgud:
That feelings when u just buy a limited edition of newly produced car straight from the factory not even a show room

Cizarr:
At least you know your wife to be is not public property

Olachase:
Their is nothing special buh at least you will have peace of mind, and you can pay are bride price with smile,

Unlike the one they use #500 shawarma to off her pant, 14 year's of experience in a Relationship

Make una dey deceive unaself!

I don bang 2 women wey marry as virgins, you believe or you no believe dat once concern you

She did not visit me so that we can play Ludo together.

Of course I will bang her

Toto na toto

Sonnobax15:

Play mumu play with a typical traditional Yoruba man's wife at your own riisk .....That's all I have to say..

Lies

There's no such thing as magun, I'm talking from experience

Go and make money so that you can bang any woman you want

EreluRoz:
Lesson well taken
I like seeing that number 3 ehn 😂.

SisterAnn:
Don't try No 3 if you are not gifted.

Number 17

Make sure your toto is tight

drnoel:


Not true. If e scarce scarce, red light district never finish

I no dey go ashawo joint, na only clean toto I dey chop

Politics no concern me

Na toto dey hungry me now

So long as the lady's toto is still tight no amount is too high to pay as bride price

What makes me happiest the most is a lady with a tight toto

Before you start expecting me to for be spending good money on you better make sure that your toto is tight

This is one of the reasons why I don't want to relocate to Canada, I know it will be difficult for me to be getting steady supply of fresh toto

I have banged women from all the major tribes in Nigeria so I consider myself a universal Nigerian

Once the toto is tight I'm good to go

Chenzee:


The man in question calls her name every time he's discussing how sweet she is. The most annoying thing is that she's my mum's namesake.

That lady's toto is still very tight that's why she is sweet

That is the type of toto I like to bang

But the Hausa guy is very immature, you should never discuss your sexual escapades

What concerns me with her tribe?

I'm more interested in how tight her toto is

everythingtall3:
You didn't state the rule on how to deal with magun

Abeg forget that thing, e no dey work

If you doubt me make you bring your wife,put magun for am make you see whether I no go bang am

thawana:
Would be 10years in few months..// It was sweet , I trusted my husband until he betrayed amd defiled our marriage. By keeping a sidechick, though the affair ended when i found out n confronted him. But honestly i dont know if i will ever feel thesame in this marriage. I made a mistake by trusting him 1000%

If you must know, the presence of the sidechick is one of the reasons why your marriage has lasted this long.

It is very unreasonable to expect a virile man to be banging only one toto for 10 years and not get tired

The weather in the US is very cold at certain times of the year so she probably has one guy on the sidelines who keeps her toto well lubricated

Nigerian women are very sweet in bed, I'm talking from a vast experience

YourGFsnatcher:

So u bang married women?

I don't discriminate so long as the toto is still tight

Geovanni412:


Would you rather be rich and terminally ill or be broke and healthy?

Is it all rich people that are terminally ill?

Abeg shift

Sex is not overrated, Toto is life

I can do anything to bang a tight toto

Truly toto is life

This is the reason why you need to do plenty of pre-intimacy before you enter so that you will not bruise the lady's toto

YourGFsnatcher:

Once you are married I look at you like my grandma. How can someone get attracted to someone's wife. I like girls like maaaaadd... but married women is a big NO. That's just stupid

Don't worry, the day you bang a married woman is the day you will realise that there is no hallucinogen that is as sweet as a combination of adrenaline and ejaculation

YoungLionken:
Good guys and decent ladies don't cheat, but the bad guys and slay queens do..

Unfortunately, good guys fall to the seduction of slay queens and decent ladies turn out to fall in love get deceived by the bad guys ...

Monogamy is man's invention and it is unnatural therefore allow people to explore different sexual partners

I can't imagine myself spending 20 years with the same woman banging the same toto year in year out

Live life, enjoy a variety of toto and be happy

Daniel7543:
If I don sacrifice a lot for my spouse and she cheat on me, I will behead her, I go jst kill her and kill myself…..But if I never sacrifice for her, we fit jst go our separate ways.

If you behead her you will spend the rest of your life in prison eating watery beans.

It is not fair to cage a woman and be giving her only one type of food while you go outside and enjoy different toto

I don't understand why people get so worked up because their partner cheated

It is unnatural to spend your whole life banging the same dick or Toto

Variety is bae

What I know is that mature toto is sweeter and less stressful to bang

I can eat toto 5 times a day without getting tired

There's nothing better than a tight toto