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If u're too cool u're a target for cultists

It may be from your favorite player, team, european club player, coach or any moment that excites you. For me, it's the mexico team coach rolling on the floor in celbration during their last group game

Alright

A lady and Akpos were having
drinks at the bar.
Later that night the woman
whispered
to Akpos,
"LET'S GO TO MY PLACE". So they left.
At the woman's
place they started kissing
and
undressing each other, then
the lady whispered in the sexiest voice,
"TIE ME ON THE BED AND
DO WHAT
U DO BEST"
Akpos tied her on the bed
and... and...
ran away with her TV, Laptop,
Blackberry,
ipad and iphone.

abatically: You are the only sensible person around here. Enyeama chose a side while the wall blocked the other side. Enyeama probably thought messi would change the position of the free kick and choose to play it to the goalkeeper's side instead of over the wall as the distance was far (Ronaldo does that a lot). Unfortunately messi chose to play it over the wall... it was a perfectly taken free kick and was always going away from the goalkeeper. No matter how hard Enyeama tries, he wouldn't get to that ball. The Only way he would have saved the ball was for him to make the movement before messi took the kick. But then if he had done that and it happened that messi chose the other direction, then we would blame him for not defending his own side.

This Op talking about match fixing... so u are telling me every goalkeeper Messi or other players have scored free kicks against were also involved in match fixing?

Bravo to you. I don't know why people are blaming enyeama. The free kick should have been avoided in the first place. The reason enyeama wasn't well positioned was that the wall was too close to the goalpost and goalkeepers arrange their wall and position themselves to see the ball before it is being kicked since they can't see the ball directly behind the wall. Those blaming enyeama must have watching football just recently. Even great goalkeepers would have been glued to their spot or dived in vain for that free kick. Enyeama moving for the ball shows his determination not to concede knowing fully well he can't reach the ball not forgeting his age. If he tries to shift his position before the ball was kicked messi would just shoot into his former position and he would become stranded and we would be discussing another topic here.

When you dump a girl
from OSUN state. she'll
create a scene and disgrace
you.
2.When you dump a girl from
CALABAR she'll keep
seducing you Until you
love her again.
3.When you dump a girl
from ABUJA she'll cry day &
night. 4.When you dump a girl
from BENIN she'll beat you
up!
5.When you dump an
ENUGU girl she'll Bring the bill
for everything you've ever
done for you.
6.When you dump a girl
from IMO she wont even
notice it cos she has so
many sugar daddies.
7.When you dump a girl from
WARRI she'll turn
her bedroom into a bar and
drink all sort of drinks until
she
becomes high.
8. Dump a girl from benue, she
says "am sorry u
already have aids!!
9. When you dump a PORT
HARCOURT
girl, In 2 weeks time she
invites you for her wedding.
10.Dump a girl from
ANAMBRA she'll tempt your
father and
become your stepmother!
11.Dump a girl from KANO
she'll report you to her dad
in the army & you'll marry
her at gun point.
12.Dump an abia girl and
she will burn Your property.
13. Dump a bayelsa girl and
you see her the next day in
ur house with your
brother.
14. Dump a girl from
AKWA- IBOM she gangs up
wit her friends to rape you...
15. When you dump a girl
from LAG she'll go round &
sleep with all your friends.

kliq: Argentina,Brazil or NIGERIA!

Nigeria? lol

One day, A Rabbit was running
around the forest happily
when he saw a giraffe
smoking marijuana
"Hey" he said to the giraffe
"why do you do this to
yourself my friend?, just run
around the forest with me,
and you'll feel happier"
The giraffe thought about this,
left the smoke and started
running with the rabbit.
After a while, they came
across an elephant taking
heroin
"hey" said the rabbit to the
elephant "why do you destroy
yourself with drugs?, just run
around the forest with me
and you'll definitely be
happier"
The elephant thought about
this and left his drugs and
started running around the
forest with the rabbit.
After a while, they saw Mr
Lion taking coke, a powerful
drug
"Hey" the rabbit said to the
lion "why do you punish
yourself so?, just run around
the forest with me and you'll
feel happier"
Then the lion left his drugs
and started giving the rabbit
the beating of his life.
"Hey" said the elephant to Mr
Lion "This guy is only trying to
help us from taking drugs,
why are you beating him up?"
Then the lion said "Dont mind
this idiot, thats how he makes
me run around the forest with
him whenever he's high"

WHAT WOULD YOU DO ? A woman tells her husband that she is going to visit her sick mum in the village.She leaves on Friday and returns on Sunday with plenty of fruits and lots of food stuff saying they are from her mum to the husband and the children. The husband gently asks her about her mother's health and how she was doing to which she replied that she took her to the hospital in the village and that she is recovering and getting better. The wife adds that her mother insisted that she must re-visit the village in a few days to spend at least a week with her. "I'm worried about Mama" the wife crooned, with tears swelling in her eyes. "She'll be fine, dear." Hubby lovingly replied. The husband then politely asks her to take the items to the kitchen. As she enters, she meets her mother preparing food in the kitchen.Apparently, her mum came visiting since the Friday that she left home. You can imagine the plight of this woman. shocked, dazed and dumbfounded at the sight of her mum at the kitchen door! whether to go in and drop the items from mama or return to her hubby in the livingroom! How would you handle this case? Your humble opinion is required.

Drop lyrics of your favorite songs here.
Wizkid - Joy
Oh nananana
Eh eh
In the early 90s
That was the beginning
Mama had me
She was definitely smiling
Finally a boy
She was very very happy
She prayed for those with the love of her life eh
She called me grace
She called me blessing
She looked into my eyes
Called me love of her life
I wish i could go back and feel what she felt
But she goes on her knees
And tell God what she felt eh
Joy nothing but joy
Every other day she feels nothing but joy
Showers of blessings
God blessed her plenty
Thank God for blessing
Love of my lifeeh
Joy nothing but joy
Every other day she feels nothing but joy
We didn’t have much
She loved me still
When she thank God for blessing love of my life eh
When I was a little boy
Mama told me
My boy chase your dreams
And keep believing
And the sky will be your beginning
When I was a little boy
Mama told me
My boy chase your dreams
And keep believing
And your peak will be your beginning
When I was a little boy
Mama told me
Love will set you free
My boy please believe it
Cos this love is for real
When I was a little boy
Mama told me
My boy chase your dreams
And keep believing
And the love will set you free
Yeah yeah
One time for my people wey sabi
Wey dey feel Wizzy music
Wey dey buy my CD
I say two times for the people wey sabi
Wey dey buy all the tickets
Wey dey come for my shows
I say three times for the people wey sabi
Wey dey play my music
Wey dey dance azonto
I say four times for my people wey sabi
Wey dey support Wizzy
Wey deypray for me
I say joy nothing but Joy
Every other day you see nothing but joy
I pray God bless you
Bless your family
Wish you what you wish me
God bless my people
Joy nothing but Joy
Every other day you see nothing but joy
I pray God bless you
Bless all your family
Wish you what you wish me
God bless my people
When I was a little boy
Mama told me
My boy chase your dreams
And keep believing
And the sky will be your beginning
When I was a little boy
Mama told me
My boy chase your dreams
And keep believing
And your peak will be your beginning
When I was a little boy
Mama told me
Love will set you free
My boy please believe it
Cos this love is for real
When I was a little boy
Mama told me
My boy chase your dreams
And keep believing
And the love will set you free
Yeah yeah

Only Netherlands and Germany have impressed me so far but they can still be beaten by dark horses like Nigeria, just like Ghana almost did to Germany.

No be small thing ooo

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The first round of the ongoing world cup in brazil has been concluded with nigeria and algeria being the remaining africans left in the competition. The competition has had many surprise packages from spain getting dumped out after just two games to costarica doing the impossible by winning their group. What is unclear to me, though, is who the eventual winner would be because me I never know ooo.

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