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rhazur: Una good evening o. My ogaz at the top i hail una o@ CSO...Ojestas...et David Hume

May your Days be long brother.........

Ojestas and tunapa I sight una.....ma bosses @ d topmost floor! 2hand and 2leg dey up 4 d 2 of u....shea kowale

rhazur: Biggest boss.....i dey o. How the day?

Cool boss....God is everly in control

sawyer89: Just discovered I have not introduced myself.
I'm Sanya a graduate of Chemical Engr, Unilorin. I have been a silent ardent follower of this thread. It's been fun and educative.
Patiently waiting for batch A.
Shout out to the CSO,Funpaul & Peter, Tutuliscious,Yask2guy,Tunapa, Coolutemper, angeltolly, David etc.
#Oneluv!

Boss you are carried........May your Days be long!

Yask2guy: I greet all the bosses and bossresses in dis hauz ooo... David, ajoskele, tunapa, ojestas, weapon, obinoral, funpeter, page, razhur, tutulicious, coolutemper and everybody

Boss you ar too gbaski u head full ground now.......na with ds 14D glass I use sight u!

Boss rhazur........I sight you big boss! Howdy?

Pls I av always been seeing different tabs....I want some1 to tell me wat I shld be on d look out 4 wen differentiating an original samsung galaxy tab2 from a china one

And why wld u prefer a tablet than a BB! And wld u go 4 a fairly use one,if okey?

natureboi7: am new on nairaland nd also a prospective batch A 14' Corper. I hope to hv fun here wit dis new family

You surely will sir! This is an happy family and we all welcome you into our midst...........Big love bro!

Goodevening peeps........Apologies ooo say I no come mark register 4 abt 2days na work tight oooo....

tutulicious: Am good dear, I have been around dear. And how are you dear.

Am doing gr8......all glory to God! Wat are we havin 4 dinner 2nite?

tutulicious: Who suppose to ask the question me or you

Which school and department?

Tutu where av u been dearie............... How are you?

bibson: Hi everyboby am a graduate of unilorin mγ̲̣̣̥ name was on d error lis 4 d batch c and I was nt mobilize.I went to d student affairs bur they said till feb.I just want to no mγ̲̣̣̥ fate.just nid advice.

You welcome pal.........don't worry just keep the faith burning! It wld surely be a light @ d end of d tunnel! U wld be mobilized same as I and everyone still awaiting servc! The patient dog eat d fattest bone!


Goodafternoon pals........ow was church 2day! Happi sunday to you all...I stand @ ease!

OWKEY........LET'S LIVEN UP THE ROOM WITH A STORY-LIKE GAME

MODUS OPERADI: you tell us ur name, your school, ur state of resident now, where you wish to serve (and if u don't av a state in mind or u have more than one:write them out), what you wld use ur first allowee for, nd what institution wld u love to be posted 4 ur PPA, and a short story of how you want/vision your experience in camp to be like!


STARTING: my name is ope (David hume), rep OAU '12, presently in Lasgidi, want to serve in Ogun or Abuja, after d deduction of ma tithe wld flex wit it nd make sure I had a nice meal while in camp, wld love to be posted to a goverment parastatal or a bank(if possible), Hmmmm ......wld want a stress free camping, but fun filled but most importantly wld want 2 make new frnds cos it maa hobby, I love making frnds. But most importantly I wld make sure I partake as ma strenght ma afford me in every activities in camp except from boring lectures!

This is mine......let follow suits peeps!

Who is next?......................funpeter,ayoolar,lengend,Ajoskele,weaponAjostas.......and you....let's give d room live

U235weapongrade: Thanks to our Biga broda MOD ogbeche77, I'm very sure he's the one hu put us on FP.
Eva since, we have been having too many guests.. Y'all are WELCOME.

Pls as a norm, introduce urself to the house( school,dept and year of graduation). Its a big family we have hia.

I second the motion!

U235weapongrade: I'm havin bread n tea for breakfast.


We've occupied NYSC-A14 eva since.its our turn my broda.

Yes bro...........no breakfast 4 us ds morning.......pls someone shld tell Creamy_Chi that its her turn 2 prepare breakfast 4 d ous ds morning.....while tutulicious wld prepare d dinner...................where are they?

Just observing with alomo and pop corn waiting 4 3:30pm to clock.......Nigeria vs Ethiopia lo sure ju!

U235weapongrade: Welcome bck broda of life.

Ur anoda person dat always initiates GHOST MODE protocol.

For doze of u dat don't knw him, he's our General Officer commanding(GOC) A14.

Gud to have u bck from lesotho.

OCCUPY NYSC-A14..........."We say NO/Full stop to ghost mode"!

U235weapongrade: Welcome bck broda of life.

Ur anoda person dat always initiates GHOST MODE protocol.

For doze of u dat don't knw him, he's our General Officer commanding(GOC) A14.

Gud to have u bck from lesotho.

Thnks! Ma Big Boss @ d Topmost.............I Sight u in 14D speck........wat ar u eating ds morning!

David Hume: Goodmorning ma friends........I miss you all, but am no here to stay, quickly went on a cerbertical leave to lesotho but am back now!

Happy birthday in arears CSO.........much love padi!

Am seeing new faces in the house.......perhaps I shld quickly introduce maself.......am David Hume (named: Ope).......repping OAU...ile-ife.....philosopher to ther core! To the ppl am sighting 4 d first tym! Am humble.......and @ ur service always cos I be ur boy ooo........wish u all a splendid weekend !

Goodmorning ma friends........I miss you all, but am no here to stay, quickly went on a cerbertical leave to lesotho but am back now!

Happy birthday in arears CSO.........much love padi!

U235weapongrade: Broda of life, how the Go dey Go? You scarce pass US visa O..Hope your fine

Apologies Boss!

Alenkakent: Good evening my fellow oau grads going thru this transition phase with me... This is the third batch of nysc room we are joining... We wish winnie and the rest who made it all d best in the scheme and we hope we won't be disappointed again come jan...
Alhaji says hi to the newbies too

SAME HERE............DAVID HUME GREET MA GR8 BOSS ND LADIES IN D HOUSE........TWALE!

OBINORA,
YOKITI
EBEN.......
OJESTAS,
WEAPON..........
FUNPETER,
ALANKENT,
CREAMY_CHI,
TUNAPA,
AYOOLAR (IN YOUR ABSENCES) I HAIL YOU ALL

Congrat 2 all ma palsa who av seen deir posting....Goodluck guys, I wish u all the best!

homesteady: was that really necessary??

YES IT WAS!

CFCfan: Neymar is a shameless diver

You are a foul......who doesn't dive! Son of a Bastard

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ACHIEVEMENTS
2013 As the President of Batch B 2012, NYSC Club of Essien Udim, I managed the organization and raised its attendance, Sensitization/Project programs and the Financial Strength to over 300% of what it were when I resumed office.

2012 As a member of the technical crew, Orientation Broadcasting Service in the 2012 Batch B NYSC Orientation Camp, Akwa Ibom, I introduced a more efficient way of connecting sound equipments which reduced connection bridging, hall-back sounds and improved sound production in the camp.

2010 As the President, Association of Polymer and Textile Engineering Students’ (APOTES), I built the largest notice board in F.U.T.O, and this helped the Department of Polymer and Textile Engineering in publishing student results without delay. I equally dialoged with the school management and reduced the students development levy by 75%.

2009 I introduced the use of first-Aid Box to Bencra Nigeria Enterprise during my Industrial Attachment program and this helped the company to save about 35% of the amount usually budgeted for treatment of workers injury.

2007 I was announced the over-all best graduating Student on the National Diploma with Grade point of 3.63/4.00 in Imo State Polytechnics, Umuagwo, Imo State.

2007 As the commissioner for Agriculture in the Students’ Union Government (S.U.G), Imo State Polytechnics, I worked hard to ensure effective co-operation between the students and the school farm manager during General Agricultural Practice (G.A.P) which were held once every week.

2006 I handled free Mathematics tutorial classes for all ND 1&2 Students of Imo State Polytechnics. This helped to improve that years Mathematics results for all the students and I was announced the over-all Mathematics best Student with score of 97/100.

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2011 Federal University of Technology, Owerri. (Polymer & Textile Engineering),
B.Engr. (2nd Class Honour).
2007 Imo State Polytechnics, Umuagwo-Ohaji. (Agricultural Engineering Technology), National Diploma,(Distinction).
2003 Holy Trinity Secondary School, Umuocham Abanyi, Aba. (SSCE)

SKILLS

2013 ASIMACO COMPUTER
Autocad Proficiency (Autocad 2D & 3D)
2013 JOINT PROFESSIONALS TRAINING & SUPPORT INT’L Onshore Offshore contractors / Employee Quality, Health, Safety and Environment,(QHSE)
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Level: 1,2 of 3.
2012 Human Resource Development and Business. Investment Seminars.
2012 AFRIHUB (ICT Solution for Africa):
Computer Appreciation and Internet Utility (CAI).
2011 CADNETWORK COMPUTER ACADEMY
System Management and Maintenance.

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Funpeter: Okay na welcome from self exile David abi na davido omo baba olowo? Wetin dey for us? Tunapa i hail too ooooo, Ojestas u a worker or jst a member btween i might know you ooooo

Thnks pal........na dollars ooooo!

tunapa2009: Make I mark attendance today.......

Attendance taken........

Ojestas: u r sighted as well bro, y u come bone us here? uhh

Na BIS things bros........I tender my Apologies!

U235weapongrade: As usual I was hia..Pls ohh wat of David hume,its been a while he was on dis thread. Hope he's good?

Brother of life,thnks on checking on me.......na BIS expire.....both am back my boss...ow ar u boss?

coruso: I say make I come put my name for register oh
I dey always come look comot, but I don deside say make I be part of the house. House I dey greet oh

You are welcome brother.......howdy? More of ur presence we wld want 2 see! Gbasky boss