₦airaland Forum

PulaPower:
You people and all these petty advice. Make e stay away from naija girls, cuz say his poor?

Who told you he won’t meet a girl that will like him for who he is?

See bro, naija girls say many things online, I can’t date a broke guy bla bla bla, but when you see their man in reality, you’ll be like…. Nah this guy dey date this girl?

Any human being can make you or break you, just pray for life grace cuz God no go come down from heaven for you..

you are right ive met good girls and ive met devils in woman form...

Jakumo:
Like I said I only drink one can of beer every 6 months, so it has no relation to my love for weed in edible form.

hope say its our local egbo o

Jakumo:
I hate the feeling of getting drunk, but that never happens when I drink one single short can of beer.

On the subject of getting high, I LOVE my high quality weed, but only in edible form, since smoking anything is destructive to health.

oh i see d beer is for step down the weed is for getting high nice combo...
you cant get high on weed and still get high on alcohol

Sonofgod1990:
I just got my self dis spark 40 Tecno phone. The phone na machine I swear
I come dey compare the camera with the one of iPhones

camera your priority
my next target is a snapdragon 8 v2, 12 gb RAM,adreno
5g and 5k+ mah battery

Jakumo:
Every 6 months to a year, I drink one can of beer. I suddenly get a craving for the taste of beer, which is always satisfied by one can of beer every few months.

dont take if you dont have the intention of getting high...
alcohol is for getting high or at least tipsy..

PulaPower:
I’m indifferent about this sachets drink issue

If them ban ham, fine.
If them no ban ham, fine.

I no dey drink ham..

But to ban this thing go dey hard. Aside from drinking for drink sake, e get other things wey dem dey use the sachets drink dey do. E get some kind Ibile wey dem go do for you, nah these sachets drink you go take use ham..

But sha, if they won’t ban it, they should look into the drink well. Fake too plenty. Nah fake plenty pass..

ibile works well with ogogoro ibile not ethanol

seun should post this and Tag wizkid ....
wizkid should do 50 album first.

i lost a close friend to an accident
and after that day something changed inside me...
no matter who dies i no longer shed tears.

madridguy:
The comedian president just pushed his country into a deep mess and scattered everywhere.

I only pity the Ukraine women because very soon majority won't be able to find a husband.

the women and thier children would join the war

Pacesetter123:
Nah NAZI kpai that him senior brother nah wey him lay wreath so no be Ukraine.

Ukraine joined them to fight the nazis...
they speak the same language..
but Germany show dem pepper o
over 6million death in starlingrad

fetxtra:
The following opening is needed urgently for full time employment by 1st Febuary
1. Cashier with a minimum of ND in accounting or busines administration or equivalent
2. Sales/Stock manager a minimum of Bsc in accounting or busines administration or equivalent
3. Marketing personell: minimum of ND in accounting or busines administration or equivalent; Understanding of social media marketing tool is very essential
Location: Oshodi Lagos
Candidate willing to work inside the market, WORKING TIME: 8am-7pm Mon-friday 9-6pm Saturday

please candidtate living in oshodi and enviroment prefereed

which company, no address no phone number no email .
i actually wanted to send this to someone BUT

Hezzyluv:
Baba.., the offence looks or sounds ordinary. But, the case fit longer then river Nile.

If them keee person carry his phone then sell for you, police later track the buyer?

the only saving grace the person has ehn
is if he bought the phone from a shop and has receipt and transactions details..
the case would then move to the shop owner but you would still pay money Nigerian police must eat...

Ukraine and Russia should not be killing each other.
Russia should not be quick to forget WW11
and its allies...
if not the thing way Nazi for do them.

Host78:
So yesterday, I called this girl make she come see me.

Me and her don dey chat for sometime tho. And she don been promise to come see me before.

But one thing always lead to another and we end up not seeing.

So as she come yesterday, body been sweet me.

But honestly I no too gbadu dey babe like that.

The skin no too smooth or soft the way I dey like my babe body to be.

But man must wacky as food don dey table.

Omo, Naso I kïșs the babe o.

Small kîșs this girl don hold my lips dey tear am dey go.

Ha, you no tell me say dey thing full your body too na.

Anyways, I continue the kișsïng and then grab her backside na make body dey sweet her too.

Then the bwest.

All this while, my priick no gree rise o

Chisos. I wan kolo that yesterday.

I mean it happens once in a while but I was not expecting it at all yesterday.

I been do one other girl the day before yesterday but I no been cûm because after sometime the girl say she dey tired.

Na why I mostly invite this other girl that yesterday.

But as much as we try, my thing no jst gree stand up.

Omo.

She go caress am, do handjōb, e go stand small but after one or two strokes e go collapse again

I wan mad.

I say OK, make we relax small. I sharperly go use that time baff.

I also check my stash and found two pills of viagra (I always keep some for emergencies).

I broke one into two and took it.

Normally if I take that pill, my stuff go stand till eternity.

But that yesterday, e no still gree stand even after romancing for more than 20 minutes.

The girl go climb to ride, e go stand but as soon as she put am inside, wall of Jericho go collapse back.

Omo. Shame just wear me agbada like tinubu.

I come dey explain. But anything wey I talk just dey feel like mumu excuse.

She come dey tell me say she Wan go o.

I no even argue.

I just allow her dress and paid for her bike and she left.

She later flashed me that evening but I never return her call sha.

I no go ever overestimate myself again. Before any match now I go do adequate preparation and see if all my machines dey online before I proceed.

Every had an experience like this before?

youve abused sex enhancement drugs
you just started experiencing the side effects of those drugs

Xinoman:
yeah we can get it for you location Computer Village Ikeja Contact/WhatsApp:08068462951

i know i can get at ikeja the price please

i just hope the charges and conversation are fair enough....

how much to fix infinix note 12 vip battery original pls.

Melagros:
COMRADES are speechless, from searching for greener pasture you ended up facing a murder charge
The annoying thing is that he's being tagged as a Nigerian
What a shame

he just waste his green card and green pastures 40;yr old idiot

pneumaticos:
not when you are qualified for loans in millions

leave Nigerian loan alone....
the best type of loans you can get in Nigeria are from friends and family.

Bouncingbabyboy:
Why do we blacks like to use materialistic things to Scream wealth?

where this guy wan see #450 million this January!?
abeg which work he do last year abi which show he do last year...
he just did promotion for the car dealer thats the truth

ok na we are coming to comment

pneumaticos:
so i paid all loans taken since 2019 since 3 years but i still see my bvn on credit bureau reports and am not able to take new loans
how do i deal with this issues

let your name be there
it would help u stay away from those stupid loans

my sister's kids are brilliant
the moment she got them tabs it became a problem
they get lost in it...
we had to give time table for usage sundays only and during holidays.

this plane uses jet engines
the reason it was so fast and its crash feta

your girlfriend who came to visit you
had an accident died on the spot and you didn't report to the police or try to contact her famliy.
nothing anybody wan tell me this girl was killed and used for ritual

time Nigerian government was supposed to use for rescue
they used it to deny everything first

weda it collapse or not
the power has been terrible

Dalohad:
This people, dey never learn..

There is a DNA security technology that was recently developed to help catch burglers and invaders like these..

Very soon it will be rampant in Nigeria.

shay Nigeria get DNA data base..

brain54:
Death just for teaching a sport...?


I gomshaked


So extreme man. While I think they are extremists and fanatics in every religion. Some religions seem to produce an extremely high amount of extremists!

you de fear to mention the religion of piss and shiit that has been causing problems in the whole world

DeclanR:
If u read the post well, you would see that I parboiled and washed it five times

just telling you were the kerosene came from which is very bad

the bandits demanded the return of 17 motorcycles they allegedly lost during recent military
buy the bike for them and input gps on the some of d bikes