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RomanceRe: 7 Reasons Why MR NAIRALAND 2017 Will Not Attend The Nairaland Fool Party. by DAVIYJONESS(op): 6:11pm On Apr 09, 2017
Jacksparr0w127:
look at this bleached/multi coloured barber cheesy cheesy The 50k will be so important in your life. It will help buy you new clippers cheesy
dumb sparrow who campaigned for Lord of bleachers iamkingzlee.
RomanceRe: 7 Reasons Why MR NAIRALAND 2017 Will Not Attend The Nairaland Fool Party. by DAVIYJONESS(op): 3:36pm On Apr 09, 2017
Safiaa:
No.

The real reason is because you're probably sad/broke or socially awkward off nairaland. You're secretly ashamed of yourself lol. A guy whos obsession is to stalk peoples profiles for likes only to come up with a useless list. I cant take you seriously. No offence anyway, just wanted to state my opinion.
Just go and wash your dirty pussy
RomanceRe: 7 Reasons Why MR NAIRALAND 2017 Will Not Attend The Nairaland Fool Party. by DAVIYJONESS(op): 3:34pm On Apr 09, 2017
Jacksparr0w127:
Nigga you're a fan
You can use everybody in your family to spy me I will still be Mr nairaland 2017
RomanceRe: 7 Reasons Why MR NAIRALAND 2017 Will Not Attend The Nairaland Fool Party. by DAVIYJONESS(op): 3:33pm On Apr 09, 2017
ToriBlue:
The main reason is that you don't want people to see your ugly real face cos you are planning to photoedit all your campaign pictures.
This girl has stamp on her dumbness
RomanceRe: 7 Reasons Why MR NAIRALAND 2017 Will Not Attend The Nairaland Fool Party. by DAVIYJONESS(op): 9:49am On Apr 08, 2017
LordZero:
[color=#E42217] I know the only thing that you can point to as achievement is the dumb post you spew around here..
You are the type that gets off on insulting people but I won't stoop low to your level by exchanging words with you..
Go and look for your fellow fvctards to exchange insults with.
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dumb
RomanceRe: 7 Reasons Why MR NAIRALAND 2017 Will Not Attend The Nairaland Fool Party. by DAVIYJONESS(op): 10:20pm On Apr 07, 2017
Divay22:
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin Op they are caming for you o cool
who are they? hope they are not dumb?
RomanceRe: 7 Reasons Why MR NAIRALAND 2017 Will Not Attend The Nairaland Fool Party. by DAVIYJONESS(op): 10:19pm On Apr 07, 2017
LordZero:
Damnnn, when you thought you've seen it all. .
dumb boy that is why your father disown you.
RomanceRe: 7 Reasons Why MR NAIRALAND 2017 Will Not Attend The Nairaland Fool Party. by DAVIYJONESS(op): 10:18pm On Apr 07, 2017
[quote author=Gladiator1 post=55363489][/quote]dumb member of league of morons
Romance7 Reasons Why MR NAIRALAND 2017 Will Not Attend The Nairaland Fool Party. by DAVIYJONESS(op): 8:11pm On Apr 07, 2017
My name is daviyjones and I am the world famous man of list. The trending nairaland pool party has got my team talking on whether I should attend to increase my popularity or not, after thorough analysis I have decide not to for this reasons:

1. Exposing my body :As prospective Mr nairaland 2017 I am afraid my naked photos will circulate the forum. my joystick size, packs and hairy chest. all these can be used against me.


2. Erection in public : There will be naked girls everywhere, my dick can go hard causing embarrassment amongst nairalanders.


3. Injury scare: safety first, I don't know how safe is the pool, hope I wont slip and land hard on hard floor or the bottom of the pool if I dive in.


4. Unattendant of mature members : prior the last event hosted by vizkiz and co, I saw the photos and video.no mature member. it is small boys and girls with ugly faces. no thesonofmark, lezz ,sinzu ,kinginvahala etc


5. Infection scare : I don't know what skin disease nairalanders carry, I am scared. Lot of people will be in the pool at the same time. jezz!! girls who might be menstruating may enter as said by professorfal in the nlevent's thread. my health is very important.


6. Scare of being mobbed by haters : I have many haters especially the awon weyrey group. we know jacksparrow is a thug who can send any body even his sister to do his evil plans. they can harm me for my good deeds.



7. Low feminine presence : scouts and predictors have concluded there will be low number of girls and the event will flop if care is not taken. I will advise vizkiz to hire prostitutes for the event. we have some here on nairaland.


written by daviyjones

note: the womanoflist is a fraud with no certificate to operate under my umbrella.

RomanceRe: What Do Men Worship The Most ? Check. Lalasticlala Frontpage by DAVIYJONESS(op): 8:48pm On Mar 30, 2017
seun
RomanceRe: What Do Men Worship The Most ? Check. Lalasticlala Frontpage by DAVIYJONESS(op): 8:06pm On Mar 30, 2017
delishpot:
Nkapi, oif you were half as smart as you thought, you would see that your stupid post makes no sense. Asking if people love beer more than money? Na paper dem dey take buy beer? Opke. Yeye dey smell
dumb
RomanceRe: What Do Men Worship The Most ? Check. Lalasticlala Frontpage by DAVIYJONESS(op): 8:03pm On Mar 30, 2017
delishpot:
Dont be dumb by you ba? Wet rat.
ok you are officially dumb
RomanceRe: What Do Men Worship The Most ? Check. Lalasticlala Frontpage by DAVIYJONESS(op): 8:01pm On Mar 30, 2017
jonaifame22:
A beautiful woman, you need to see a man cry when his woman leave him, or even the way a man locks his wife's pvssy wth"magun" cos he doesn't want any man to mount on her in his absence,u need to see their initail gra gra when they see a fine gal, some will be forming important business calls, some will be intentionally counting money,


It's a woman's world,
hmmm this is brilliance! lalasticlala front page!!!
RomanceRe: What Do Men Worship The Most ? Check. Lalasticlala Frontpage by DAVIYJONESS(op): 7:58pm On Mar 30, 2017
delishpot:
Snake
don't be dumb
RomanceWhat Do Men Worship The Most ? Check. Lalasticlala Frontpage by DAVIYJONESS(op): 7:49pm On Mar 30, 2017


my name daviyjones and i'm the award winning man of list and the next MR NAIRALAND. answer the question with reason:

1. PUSSY

2. GOD

3. MONEY

4. WEED

5. BEER

RomanceRe: ROMANCE SECTION GAME : Mention 5 Romancelanders You Will Love To Meet Offline by DAVIYJONESS(op): 9:54pm On Mar 12, 2017
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pressplay411 Highbee01 acadollar guttentag jydopapa001 ebookz mhiztaNexy Abbe88 sortecode Redhotchilli
RomanceRe: This Guy Got Angry I Followed Another Guy At 10pm Yesterday by DAVIYJONESS: 9:48pm On Mar 12, 2017
onila:
sharrap
dumb girl x2
RomanceROMANCE SECTION GAME : Mention 5 Romancelanders You Will Love To Meet Offline by DAVIYJONESS(op): 9:47pm On Mar 12, 2017
My name is daviyjoness I am the world famous man of list.I like brilliant people so I will love to meet:

1. Thesonofmark
2. timeless
3. reiign
4 .afrosamurai
5. ishilove.
RomanceRe: This Guy Got Angry I Followed Another Guy At 10pm Yesterday by DAVIYJONESS: 9:43pm On Mar 12, 2017
dumb girl
RomanceRe: Top 10 Male Handsome Romancelanders With The Highest Likes On D.P 2017 by DAVIYJONESS(op): 6:00pm On Mar 12, 2017
lalasticlala
RomanceRe: Top 10 Male Handsome Romancelanders With The Highest Likes On D.P 2017 by DAVIYJONESS(op): 9:40pm On Mar 11, 2017
Amarabae:
Oga sir, No. I just said my mind. Only Two guys can be ascribed as being handsome.(chybwike and kingzlee). The rest are average in look Especially ChrisAirforce1.
ok
RomanceRe: Top 10 Male Handsome Romancelanders With The Highest Likes On D.P 2017 by DAVIYJONESS(op): 9:10pm On Mar 11, 2017
Oyind18:
Abeg dey your lane, he is very handsome
How dare you, don't be dumb I know max112 more than you
RomanceRe: Top 10 Male Handsome Romancelanders With The Highest Likes On D.P 2017 by DAVIYJONESS(op): 9:07pm On Mar 11, 2017
Amarabae:
Nothing special in their average looks.
Only Chibwike and that Iamkingzlee look above average in handsome, the rest are just there.
But you are not even beautiful you have big eyes,lips and nose, the last person on the list can't even date you.
RomanceRe: Top 10 Male Handsome Romancelanders With The Highest Likes On D.P 2017 by DAVIYJONESS(op): 9:05pm On Mar 11, 2017
Oyind18:
had it been you shave, you for make the list tongue
Tell him
RomanceRe: Top 10 Male Handsome Romancelanders With The Highest Likes On D.P 2017 by DAVIYJONESS(op): 9:03pm On Mar 11, 2017
princeakins:
Lol. U can check dr pix against mine n compare ursef, u ll discover d odd ones in ur list.

BTW

Don't stress it, handsome doesn't pay bills hard work does

cool
It is not about using good camera phone. mention one guy you look better than.
RomanceRe: Top 10 Male Handsome Romancelanders With The Highest Likes On D.P 2017 by DAVIYJONESS(op): 8:32pm On Mar 11, 2017
princeakins:
Forget likes, dt was only accumulated by some of d noisemaker's u listed in ur list.

If u really know wah it tks to be handsome.

Anyways

All da best in ur quest.
Who are the noise makers, who do you think you are more handsome than that I can replace with you?
RomanceRe: Top 10 Male Handsome Romancelanders With The Highest Likes On D.P 2017 by DAVIYJONESS(op): 6:59pm On Mar 11, 2017
princeakins:
I disagree with your list if d prince is not Dr. angry
you likes are not even up to 100, check my title.
RomanceRe: Top 10 Male Handsome Romancelanders With The Highest Likes On D.P 2017 by DAVIYJONESS(op): 2:15pm On Mar 11, 2017
slimthugchimee:
pathetic, total crapy thread

try to do something better with your life undecided

nonsense
dumb thug.

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