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Thats Access bank, hope say beer parlor dey opposite am?... Nice concept, people like MI and Iyanya sef fit see screen well

Choi!!!! The wet weed from ota farm too tight. Baba I hail oooo

When you go to the bank with your last cash and atm starts acting funny... prayer is the key else you go trek from ojota to mile 2

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Very soon we go hear...
kissing before brushing is hygienic and helps digestion
Bro, I can't die young abeg!!!

Parody account, very fake... Wetin concern OBJ and twitter

siegfried99:
^^ yes

Thanks boss

finest0007:
**Rollerbet 3**
Posting early as one of the picks starts by 10:15am & tomorrow would be very busy for me.Also tennis line may increase to about 32.5 tomorrow..MAY..

Djokovic vs Muller Over 30.5 games @ 1.85

Pacos Ferreira v Benfica Benfica win @1.45

#7862.4 --#21094.82

**I was practically shocked to see the line for this game set this low.I know djokovic should win in 3 straight sets(i personally dont think it would be that easy) but muller has played brilliantly

**When you hear of male players with monster serves you talk of Karlovic,Isner and of course Muller

**Muller beat Isner in three straight sets on saturday morning.Same isner who gave djokovic a (7-5,6-7) tough time when they last met.

**Djokovic wont flush muller.All muller has to do is not to get broken which he has done well so far.This is my best pick this week & I hope nothing disappoints


**Benfica wouldnt like to throw away the chance of going 9 points clear in the league after porto's shocking loss tonight.

**Benfica have played 17 games this season.Won 15,drawn 1 against sporting lisbon,lost 1 against braga.Remarkable is the fact they have conceeded just 7 in those 17 games

**These 2 teams have played 16 times..Benfica.won 15 & drew 1

**Benfica wont use highest scoring sttiker Talisca as he had a red card.last week.However without him benfica should play well..Even though he is their highest scorer in league games,he has scored just 1 goal of their last 18 league goals


Goodluck if you follow

Boss, is it the total games 2-way?

Creamychic:
@Davluck

Were you able to get the passport done on Saturday?

No, had to go there late on friday and collected it on monday, they don't work on saturdays

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Good day everyone, please any idea if I can get my passport done in alausa on Saturday? I am always very busy during the week

bumitek02:
my fraind did renewal just the same amount with new one 27k,.. but if you want to do reissue due to lost case, omo na gbege oo. You will go to abuja it will cost you not less than 60k, with abeg

Good day sir, please any idea if I can get mine on Saturday? As I am really occupied during the week. Thanks

Ymodulus:
Sometimes Yes, and sometimes No. At times only a talk can do wonders. At times only pictures even talk.

Few weeks ago I carried out a deal for a political aspirant and I only presented pictures, Immediately he saw the pictures projected from my Rented Projector. He told me not too give him talk that he doesn't like it.

Note. I was about to flash a PowerPoint presentation and mistakenly I went to pictures. He saw it and then loved it. I got the deal in less than 30minutes.


At tines you just drop sample (s) of your ideas. I will explain this today for now let me jump up and sing like a mad man I will be back

Good morning boss, please I'll like to get in touch with you, I sent you a pm, it's pretty urgent. Thanks

MTN again!!!! That beautiful voice saying 'you have one minute more' will finish the airtime before u say hello sef. Make dis people no dey play wit our feelings now

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#1250...

detunj:
Let's start with nokia 3120c java phone with 3g.....bidding starts with #500......bidding ends in 48hrs.....highest bidder gets d fone

Try and post pictures of the item we are biding for, that way we'll know the limits we'll go to get it. Thanks

Ghana never still record any case? I'm beginning to think this virus no dey see them oo

What shall it profit a man to die thru bombblast and keep his fone, him go use am for afterlife abi... Well

fellis: Samsung Galaxy phones are well known for having explosion problems. Can't understand why so many people are still taking the risk of purchasing them.

Serious risk oo, they should manufacture a pocket fire extinguisher too, so as to help d ministry

Let this cautionary tale serve as a reminder to everyone: don’t buy unauthorized parts or accessories for your smartphone. We have seen stories of combusting cell phones before, but perhaps none have been quite as unsettling as a new report from this past weekend. According to a Dallas, Texas-based Fox affiliate, a 13-year-old girl was awoken last week when she smelled something burning. As it turns out, the Samsung Galaxy S4 that she slipped under her pillow as she fell asleep had caught fire in the middle of the night and had begun to burn her pillow and sheets.

“I didn’t think much of it, so I went back to sleep and then I woke up again and it was more prominent,” 13-year-old Ariel Tolfree told KDFW. And it’s a good thing she woke up — pictures from the scene show that the phone had begun to badly burn the girl’s pillow and bed before it was extinguished.

As the girl’s father later admits, the battery in Tolfree’s phone was not an original Samsung part, but instead a third-party battery that is not authorized for use in Samsung devices. While third-party parts and accessories can often be cheaper than their OEM counterparts, the lower prices can clearly come at a cost.

The girl was not injured in the fire, though her father says that Samsung should display more visible warnings against using non-OEM parts in its phones.

See Video ...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CIVCsfYek5E

http://news.yahoo.com/galaxy-s4-bursts-flames-under-sleeping-13-old-134731087.html

funmi4: where is GRACE AMAH? just wondering or did I miss out somewhere

She dey sell roasted plantain for ARO

iphone 4 for swap with s3 or htc one...

iphone 4 for swap with s3 or htc one...

fashek2003@yahoo.com:
Bored? You'll never say that again with these games on your phone! http:///1c5MPDb

The link s not opening

Greaaat: Please when will it get to Nigeria store ?

12:00 pm

Gbyte: US users can download now, this is how you go about it, go to the iTunes on your system, change the store to New Zealand's; make sure no payment method is added to your iTunes account, then go change the address on your itunes account to New Zealand, look up a city zip code for New Zealand, change it to it and you are good to go. Note, all you need change is the store and the address on your iTunes account. Thats all. Its free so you don't need no card on file
Thank me later

Boss, ur head dey dere, got it from New Zealand, chattin now wit it..

Like Sir Alex Ferguson, referee Mark Halsey retired at the end of last season. Also like Ferguson, Halsey has a new autobiography coming out. And in that book, Halsey reveals that his relationship with Ferguson was in violation of protocol barring direct contact with managers and players and involved asking for favors that blurred the lines between personal and professional.

In a passage from Halsey's book (entitled Added Time and currently being serialized in The Sun) about Chelsea midfielder John Obi Mikel's accusation that referee Mark Clattenburg called him "a monkey" during a 3-2 loss to Manchester United at Old Trafford last season, Halsey wrote:

"I took matters in my own hands and rang Sir Alex asking him to speak out.
"He agreed and used his Friday press conference to say he could not conceive of Mark saying such things. It helped the situation a great deal.
"It took time to gain Sir Alex Ferguson's respect but in the end we had a very good relationship.
"One thing should be made clear about my relationship with Sir Alex.
"I may have spoken to him a lot and shared texts but he knew when I crossed that white line there were no favours.
"Players and managers would not respect you if you gave decisions based on friendship."
It's unclear how Ferguson would know that when Halsey "crossed that white line there were no favors" when he felt comfortable enough to ask Ferguson for a favor himself, which Ferguson carried out in a professional capacity during a Manchester United press conference.

Regardless of that, a referee obviously should not care about gaining a particular manager's respect or fostering a "very good relationship" with him through text messages, but the fact that Halsey explicitly states that he did with Ferguson and even asked him for a professional favor will be seen as confirmation of long-held conspiracy theories about Ferguson having a beneficial edge with match officials.

For years there have been jokes and bitter accusations from rival fans and clubs about "Fergie Time" — the added time at the end of matches that seems to go just long enough for Man United to get the goal they need — and referees like Howard Webb and Mark Clattenburg "playing" for the club. These benefits have been said to encompass many things that aren't necessarily match-fixing, but benefits of the doubt that allowed Ferguson and his Man United teams to get the close calls to go their way far more often than not.

According to The Mirror, Halsey's book has already prompted Professional Game and Match Officials Limited, the group that oversees match officials for the Premier League, Football League and FA competitions, to remind referees that this kind of contact isn't allowed.

A [PGMOL] spokesman said: "At the beginning of the season all our referees were reminded of the importance of adhering to the PGMOL protocols.
"This covers a number of issues, including making direct contact with managers and players, which for integrity reasons is prohibited.
"Any new publicity will only heighten awareness of adhering to these important PGMOL guidelines."



http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/soccer-dirty-tackle/referee-mark-halsey-reveals-prohibited-friendly-relationship-sir-030633462--sow.html

Nemeka: Got it also. Think is a bundle plan that charges #60 per month

do u knw if it works on all devices? cos it sounds nice, tweetin unlimited for N60 per month. I c beta tinz ahead

Got dis mssge frm mtn, dunno ow real it is, calld customer care twice bt dey sound confused, any1 got an idea if its for all devices?

Tweet nonstop for a whole month @ N60 only, with the new Twitter Goodybag bundle frm mtn.

sun_temi: We also fix that. whatsapp: 08065656796

owk boss, sent u a mssge already