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Autos › Re: A Toks Of Nissan ^ Quest ^2002 : Super Clean Check It Out ( Pix Attached ) by DAY12(m): 7:51pm On Feb 24, 2011

Autos › Re: Tok's Of Various Toyota Camry 4rm 01 - 07 by DAY12(m): 7:50pm On Feb 24, 2011

Properties › Re: Brand New 2 Br Flat & Shops @ Ikeja by DAY12(op): 7:48pm On Feb 24, 2011

Autos › Re: A Sharp Looking Tokunbo 2002 Toyota Hignlander ( Pix Attached ) 2.2m by DAY12(m): 7:48pm On Feb 24, 2011

Autos › Re: New Arrival Of Honda Odyssey 2003 Model ( Pix Attached ) 1.7m by DAY12(m): 7:48pm On Feb 24, 2011

Autos › Re: Super Clean 2007 Honda Accord !(toks ) Pix Attached 2.2m by DAY12(op): 7:47pm On Feb 24, 2011

Autos › Re: A Solid 20001 LIBERT Jeep Cherokee ( Pix Attached ) Tokunbo 1.750m. by DAY12(m): 7:46pm On Feb 24, 2011

Properties › Re: A Beautiful Brand New 5br Duplex Is Available @ Ikate,lekki 2nd Roundabout 4m. by DAY12(op): 7:46pm On Feb 24, 2011

Autos › Re: *gift* Fairly Used P.I.M.P Nissan Murano ( 2004 Model ) Pix Attached. 1.9m by DAY12(op): 7:46pm On Feb 24, 2011

Properties › Re: New Various Mini Flat/2br/3br/duplex To Let @ Gbagada/ogudu/ikeja by DAY12(op): 7:46pm On Feb 24, 2011

Autos › Re: Sparkling Honda Coupe, 2004 Model ( Tokunbo ) 1.6m ( Pix Attached ) by DAY12(m): 7:45pm On Feb 24, 2011

Properties › Re: New Renovated 2br Flat With 3toilet / 3 Bath @ Soluyi Gbagada. 450k by DAY12(op): 7:45pm On Feb 24, 2011

Properties › Re: Reliable Supplier Of Building Materials Such As: Gravel, Granite, Cement &sands by DAY12(op): 7:44pm On Feb 24, 2011

Properties › Re: A Tasteful And Luxurious Room Self-contained To-let@ Lekki Psh1 by DAY12(op): 7:43pm On Feb 24, 2011

Autos › Re: List Of Cheap Cars Under The Price Range Of 500k ( Pix Attached )! by DAY12(op): 7:32pm On Feb 24, 2011

Properties › Re: Brand New 2br Flat 3 Toilet, 2 Bath@ Medina Estate, Gbagada 600k X 2yrs by DAY12(op): 7:29pm On Feb 24, 2011

Jokes Etc › Belligerent Drunk Man ( Very Funny ) by DAY12(op): 5:15pm On Feb 24, 2011

In an alcohol factory the regular taster died and the director started looking for a new one to hire.

A drunkard with ragged, dirty look came to apply for the position.

The director of the factory wondered how to send him away.

They tested him.

They gave him a glass with a drink. He tried it and said, "It's red wine, a muscat, three years old, grown on a north slope, matured in steel containers."
"That's correct", said the boss.

Another glass.
"It's red wine, cabernet, eight years old, a south-western slope, oak barrels."
"Correct."

A third glass.
''It's champagne, high grade and exclusive'' calmly said the drunk.

The director was astonished.
He winked at his secretary to suggest something.

She brought in a glass of urine. The alcoholic tried it.

"It's a blonde, 26 years old, pregnant in the third month.
And if you don't give me the job, I'll name the father!