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Belligerent Drunk Man ( Very Funny ) by DAY12(m): 5:15pm On Feb 24, 2011 |
In an alcohol factory the regular taster died and the director started looking for a new one to hire. A drunkard with ragged, dirty look came to apply for the position. The director of the factory wondered how to send him away. They tested him. They gave him a glass with a drink. He tried it and said, "It's red wine, a muscat, three years old, grown on a north slope, matured in steel containers." "That's correct", said the boss. Another glass. "It's red wine, cabernet, eight years old, a south-western slope, oak barrels." "Correct." A third glass. ''It's champagne, high grade and exclusive'' calmly said the drunk. The director was astonished. He winked at his secretary to suggest something. She brought in a glass of urine. The alcoholic tried it. "It's a blonde, 26 years old, pregnant in the third month. And if you don't give me the job, I'll name the father! |
Re: Belligerent Drunk Man ( Very Funny ) by MMM2(m): 5:32pm On Feb 24, 2011 |
joke section pls!!! |
Re: Belligerent Drunk Man ( Very Funny ) by Dsense(m): 7:18pm On Feb 24, 2011 |
Re: Belligerent Drunk Man ( Very Funny ) by Areaboy2(m): 7:31pm On Feb 24, 2011 |
M M M: its still funny either way |
Re: Belligerent Drunk Man ( Very Funny ) by kaymoney2(m): 7:35pm On Feb 24, 2011 |
@Day 11 that your Drunkard must be an Aworawo one way or the other |
Re: Belligerent Drunk Man ( Very Funny ) by Pogistega(m): 6:48pm On Feb 25, 2011 |
This drunk man should be the same person in the joke 'The Taste Test'. Excellent joke. |
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