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Education / Re: A.B.U Zaria 2014/2015 Admission Thread by Dayvidsoncode(m): 4:08pm On Oct 21, 2014
shakrullah:
kai a don tire for this admission matter.
nawa for abu ooo.
a patient dog eats d fatest bone. b patient
Education / Re: A.B.U Zaria 2014/2015 Admission Thread by Dayvidsoncode(m): 2:56pm On Oct 21, 2014
China Phone
Yesterday, I sold my phone and I used some of the money to
buy a China Phone. Now I'm in a bigger trouble!
1. When a fine lady walks by, the phone will show, "WiFi
On".
2. The phone has TV, Micro-wave, Torch, Nail cutter,
toothbrush, firelighter, food flask etc.
3. Text message can be written with a toothpick.
4. There are some spelling mistakes e.g Nokla, blackderry,
I-Indecency, samswag, etc.
5. When an aeroplane passes; it records one missed call.
6. When big truck hoots; it records charger connected.
7. It gets full after 3 minutes of charging.
8. When an ugly lady walks by, the phone will show "Virus
Detected".
9. When a Chinese man passes by, the phone will show,
"One Bluetooth device found".
Now I want to sell it. Is anybody ready to buy?
Education / Re: A.B.U Zaria 2014/2015 Admission Thread by Dayvidsoncode(m): 4:13am On Oct 14, 2014
I can't check it, d site is bringing d pume result checking instead of d list,
Education / Re: A.B.U Zaria 2014/2015 Admission Thread by Dayvidsoncode(m): 2:52pm On Sep 11, 2014
Humblemigg: grin where e go better becomes morning prayer.
lolzz smiley true talk my guy.

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Education / Re: A.B.U Zaria 2014/2015 Admission Thread by Dayvidsoncode(m): 8:15am On Sep 11, 2014
WELCOME TO NIGERIA:
®Where sex is free and love is
costly.
®Where loosing a phone is
more painful than loosing
VIRGINITY...
®Where, if u don't cheat on your
partner, u are not sharp and
smart.
®Where Bathrooms has become
photo STUDIO...
®Where getting a GALAXY
phone is greater than achieving
a DEGREE...
®Where yahoo boys have
brighter future than graduates...
®Where temples are turned into
dating points,
®Where worshiping God in truth
& spirit is difficult.
®Where lies are turned into
realities...
®Where ladies fear Pregnancy
than HIV...
®Where pizza delivery is faster
than emergency
response
®Where people fear thieves,
robbers & Boko Haram than
God...
®Where people go to church
with BB chargers rather than
Bible.
®Where guys are scared of
getting married but love to have
sex...
®Where we have highest
number of musician due to
unemployment.
®Where the higher your offense
the lower ur punishment and
vice versa...
®Where the number of
churches & mosque are more
than the worshipers.. ®Where
we say Up NEPA more than we
say Praise THE LORD... ®Where
a school drop-out politician is
Ten times richer and more
respected than a professor...
®where someone who cannot
speak English but can say Chai,
Chai deris God is given
honorary Doctorate degrees...
WHAT A COUNTRY!!..
I BOW. .. Gud a.m. peepz
Education / Re: A.B.U Zaria 2014/2015 Admission Thread by Dayvidsoncode(m): 8:49am On Sep 10, 2014
Failure is a loop called CoNfUsIoN......speed bumps
called FrNdS....red lights called EneMiEs.....caution lights
called FamILy.....u wil have flat tires called jObS BUT if u
have a spare called DeterMiNatiOn.....an engine called
prEseRveNanCe......a driver called GoD.........u will make
it to a place called SUCCESS
So stay focus





mawnin peepzxzz
Education / Re: A.B.U Zaria 2014/2015 Admission Thread by Dayvidsoncode(m): 9:21am On Sep 05, 2014
Gud morning fwendz, ow are u all? I hope u slept well?
Education / Re: A.B.U Zaria 2014/2015 Admission Thread by Dayvidsoncode(m): 8:17am On Aug 26, 2014
congrat obinna n yunken.. help me check myn 47496461CI
Education / Re: A.B.U Zaria 2014/2015 Admission Thread by Dayvidsoncode(m): 3:53pm On Aug 24, 2014
Isahalbash: Na me wuna dey abuse lyk dis?

Anyway;Hw wuna dey?
isah hafa nah wink
Isahalbash: Na me wuna dey abuse lyk dis?

Anyway;Hw wuna dey?
isah hafa nah
Education / Re: A.B.U Zaria 2014/2015 Admission Thread by Dayvidsoncode(m): 10:52am On Aug 24, 2014
WHO IS THE CRAZIEST?
1. HAUSA man who removed his
shoes to enter a taxi…..
2. IGBO man who went to the
bank with a spanner to open a
bank account.
3. YORUBA man who went to
bed with a ruler just to know
how long he slept
4. A TIV man who watched the
news and waved at the news
reader.
5. AN EFIK nurse who woke up
a sleeping patient simply
because she forgot to give him
sleeping pills.
6. AN IGALA man who lowered
his TV volume because he
wanted to read a text message.
7. AN IKWERE man who
polished his shoes to take a
passport photo.
8. AN ISOKO man who climbed
a mango tree to check if the
mango was ripe enough then
came down and started
throwing stones at it.
9. A FULANI man who chose to
drink Fanta because he thought
sprite was unripe
10. A GWARI man who saw
something that looked like poo,
touched n tasted n said
“Hmmm” na poo ooo!!! Thank
God I no match am….
11. AN IDOMA man who put his
radio inside the refrigerator
because he wanted to listen to
Cool FM.
Who is your winner?

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Education / Re: A.B.U Zaria 2014/2015 Admission Thread by Dayvidsoncode(m): 12:50pm On Aug 21, 2014
JUST FOR LAUGHS
1. Between INDOMIE and MACARONI.. which one
dey sweet
pass?
2. Between CHINA PHONE and
BLACKBERRY.. Which one dey sell pass?
3. Between JACKIE CHAN and JET LI..who dey fight
karate pass?
4. Between Nigeria POLICE and GIRLS..who like
money pass?
5. Between H.I.V-AIDS and EBOLA ..which one dey
friendly pass?
6. Between WIFE and MOTHER..Who get the man
pass?
7. Between COMMANDO and
RAMBO, who strong pass?
8. Between NIGERIAN POLITICIAN and ARMED
ROBBERS, who steal Nigerians' money pass?
9. Between JOHNBULL and AKPORS, who mumu
pass?
10. Between OGBONO and OKRO, which one dey
draw pass?
11. Between person wey baf wit salt and water con add
curee join and person wey dey slice
kolanut inside fud.. who mumu pass..
And finally..
Between ME wey make this post and YOU wey
read am, who jobless pass? Hehehehehehe
Education / Re: A.B.U Zaria 2014/2015 Admission Thread by Dayvidsoncode(m): 8:30am On Aug 20, 2014
gud morning future leaders.. ow una dey?
Education / Re: A.B.U Zaria 2014/2015 Admission Thread by Dayvidsoncode(m): 4:24am On Aug 20, 2014
yunken:
"present Sir". I hv just bin spying 4 a while nw. Got 232 in putme n 218 as average. Also waiting 4 sbrs result
present sir
Education / Re: A.B.U Zaria 2014/2015 Admission Thread by Dayvidsoncode(m): 9:21pm On Aug 13, 2014
Lukman1000: guy i dae serious,if na lie,go confirm am...i tel u truth
abeg! no cum give us fake news 4 here.
Education / Re: A.B.U Zaria 2014/2015 Admission Thread by Dayvidsoncode(m): 2:42pm On Aug 13, 2014
kingtunmibuild: which course bro am for MBBS
Economics
Education / Re: A.B.U Zaria 2014/2015 Admission Thread by Dayvidsoncode(m): 12:12pm On Aug 13, 2014
Jamb score 212, pume score 200, aggregate 206
Education / Re: A.B.U Zaria 2014/2015 Admission Thread by Dayvidsoncode(m): 9:22am On Aug 05, 2014
now in z town... any1 writing 2mao?
Education / Re: A.B.U Zaria 2014/2015 Admission Thread by Dayvidsoncode(m): 8:39pm On Aug 02, 2014
you can call me 08136416297
Education / Re: A.B.U Zaria 2014/2015 Admission Thread by Dayvidsoncode(m): 10:38pm On Jul 27, 2014
am from lag. I am going 4 d pume. my date is 6th.. add me up on 2go snatcha007
Education / Re: A.B.U Zaria 2014/2015 Admission Thread by Dayvidsoncode(m): 10:38pm On Jul 27, 2014
am from lag. I am going 4 d pume. my date is 6th..
Education / Re: A.B.U Zaria 2014/2015 Admission Thread by Dayvidsoncode(m): 1:05pm On Jul 14, 2014
no progress here in lag, let's c b4 dis week runs out.
Education / Re: A.B.U Zaria 2014/2015 Admission Thread by Dayvidsoncode(m): 7:10am On Jul 14, 2014
Good morin future leaders, ow una dey?
Education / Re: A.B.U Zaria 2014/2015 Admission Thread by Dayvidsoncode(m): 3:24pm On Jul 12, 2014
I need help, av gone true all d banks here in lag, but no suxez ooh. confused ryt nah
Education / Re: A.B.U Zaria 2014/2015 Admission Thread by Dayvidsoncode(m): 1:49pm On Jul 12, 2014
Akpors d Igbo man who makes casket was goin 2 deliver
one of his coffins when his car broke down.Trying not 2b
late so he put the coffin on his head and began heading 2
his destination.
Naija police with their wahala saw him and wanted 2
extort money frm him.....so dey challenged him.
"Come where u dey carry dat tin go"..? Trust Igbo man
nah...na so Akpors reply....I NO LIKE D PLACE WEY THEM
BURY ME SO I DEY TRY RELOCATE.
Omo.! Com see as Olopa tear race.
Hahahahahahahaha
oh mai God
omo i no fit laugh
wat name 4 Akpors dis
Education / Re: A.B.U Zaria 2014/2015 Admission Thread by Dayvidsoncode(m): 1:47pm On Jul 12, 2014
Comedy time

Akpors d Igbo man who makes casket was goin 2 deliver
one of his coffins when his car broke down.Trying not 2b
late so he put the coffin on his head and began heading 2
his destination.
Naija police with their wahala saw him and wanted 2
extort money frm him.....so dey challenged him.
"Come where u dey carry dat tin go"..? Trust Igbo man
nah...na so Akpors reply....I NO LIKE D PLACE WEY THEM
BURY ME SO I DEY TRY RELOCATE.
Omo.! Com see as Olopa tear race.
Hahahahahahahaha
oh mai God
omo i no fit laugh
Education / Re: A.B.U Zaria 2014/2015 Admission Thread by Dayvidsoncode(m): 10:00am On Jul 11, 2014
still confused undecided
Education / Re: A.B.U Zaria 2014/2015 Admission Thread by Dayvidsoncode(m): 3:22pm On Jul 10, 2014
Can d money be paid at any bank across d nation, cos i am probably at lag ryt now?
Education / Re: A.B.U Zaria 2014/2015 Admission Thread by Dayvidsoncode(m): 1:54pm On Jul 10, 2014
logged in with my reg no. n state of origin. where can I pay d #2000?
Education / Re: A.B.U Zaria 2014/2015 Admission Thread by Dayvidsoncode(m): 9:32am On Jul 10, 2014
let's jez exercise patience. we don't nid 2 rush. d form will b out sooner or later. no economics student in did thread?
Education / Re: A.B.U Zaria 2014/2015 Admission Thread by Dayvidsoncode(m): 5:06am On Jul 10, 2014
Why b say na Architecture student plenty for dis thread? No Economics student? Nawa oooh!!
Education / Re: A.B.U Zaria 2014/2015 Admission Thread by Dayvidsoncode(m): 6:13pm On Jul 08, 2014
where can we obtain d form?

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