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Education / Re: Covenant University Punished Students For Keeping Their Hair (video) by DCMIX(m): 3:37pm On Apr 03, 2018
As a student, you should abide by the rules and regulation of your school.

You already know it's a punishable offence, and you decided to disgrace yourself. Sorry bra

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Celebrities / Re: See The Result I Got When I Searched For 2face, Black-face, And Faze On Google. by DCMIX(m): 2:52pm On Apr 03, 2018
skimmy005:
u for search for faze alone na dat1 be e name
faze alone is the tittle of the first album.
Take a look at the second album.
Faze, independent.

Celebrities / Re: See The Result I Got When I Searched For 2face, Black-face, And Faze On Google. by DCMIX(m): 2:46pm On Apr 03, 2018
skimmy005:
u for search for faze alone na dat1 be e name
na faze be the name. Faze alone is the tittle of the first abum he did alone.

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Celebrities / Re: See The Result I Got When I Searched For 2face, Black-face, And Faze On Google. by DCMIX(m): 2:08pm On Apr 03, 2018
efepro:
that's because there's nobody with 2face in the world. you could use the keywords like, "Blackface musician", " Blackface artiste", "Faze artiste", Faze Nigerian artiste"
olamide, Beyonce, rihanna etc, these are common names and Google locates them first before any other thing.

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Celebrities / Re: See The Result I Got When I Searched For 2face, Black-face, And Faze On Google. by DCMIX(m): 1:31pm On Apr 03, 2018
The result for black face

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Celebrities / Re: See The Result I Got When I Searched For 2face, Black-face, And Faze On Google. by DCMIX(m): 1:27pm On Apr 03, 2018
Faze

Celebrities / Re: See The Result I Got When I Searched For 2face, Black-face, And Faze On Google. by DCMIX(m): 1:23pm On Apr 03, 2018
When you search for 2face

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Celebrities / See The Result I Got When I Searched For 2face, Black-face, And Faze On Google. by DCMIX(m): 1:19pm On Apr 03, 2018
14 years after the breakup of plantashun boiz, this is the result you'll get when you search for them on google.com individually.
Forum Games / Re: Brain Teaser: Can You Crack The Code? (Photo) by DCMIX(m): 7:49pm On Mar 20, 2018
Dharniel:
042.
I solved it some weeks ago...
one number is correct in the last box and it's missing in your answer
Forum Games / Re: Brain Teaser: Can You Crack The Code? (Photo) by DCMIX(m): 7:47pm On Mar 20, 2018
mikezuruki:
042.
I'll open ten in ten minutes. LOL
one number is correct in the last box and it's missing in your answer
Forum Games / Re: Brain Teaser: Can You Crack The Code? (Photo) by DCMIX(m): 7:46pm On Mar 20, 2018
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked

They can keep the money but give me the code.
Because 042 is more than a code it is a way of life..

You can't grow up or live in that town and be the regular.
Whether Trans-Ekulu or Independence Layout,
Achara Layout or Abakpa,
Emene or New Haven,
Even GRA down to Coal Camp.

There is everything to love about 042.
From her Okpa, to the Abacha, then "maimai oka" down to ji nmanu.
A life in Enugu is far worth more than $1,000,000
one number is correct in d last box 708
Education / Re: John Chukwuemeka Nwafor, "Nigeria's Longest Serving Teacher" (Photos) by DCMIX(m): 7:29pm On Mar 20, 2018
SamgoldBaba:

lol..life TV
grin
Forum Games / Re: Brain Teaser: Can You Crack The Code? (Photo) by DCMIX(m): 5:42pm On Mar 20, 2018
062 is the correct answer

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Crime / Re: Prostitutes, Kidnappers Arrested & Paraded By Lagos State Police Command (Photos by DCMIX(m): 5:40pm On Mar 20, 2018
Ashawo no be criminal

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Politics / Re: Justice Nyako Transfers Bright Chimezie Ishinwa From DSS Custody To Kuje Prison by DCMIX(m): 4:02pm On Mar 20, 2018
kpaofame:
shocked

Who is this Bright Chimezie....


I even thought it was the retired-Musician that DSS arrested
so I thought too

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Jokes Etc / Re: Nigerian Teachers Gradually Ariving Lyberia (photos) by DCMIX(m): 9:54pm On Mar 19, 2018
Mr Lawson Osaro
Agricultural science

Jokes Etc / Re: Nigerian Teachers Gradually Ariving Lyberia (photos) by DCMIX(m): 9:50pm On Mar 19, 2018
Mrs Blessing Osakpolor
food and nutrition

Jokes Etc / Re: Nigerian Teachers Gradually Ariving Lyberia (photos) by DCMIX(m): 9:40pm On Mar 19, 2018
Prof Johnbull Odigie
sociology

Jokes Etc / Nigerian Teachers Gradually Ariving Lyberia (photos) by DCMIX(m): 9:37pm On Mar 19, 2018
Mr Felix Osagie
Chemistry

Romance / Re: "People Said I Overreacts Cause I Cut Ties With Man Who Sexualize My Daughter" by DCMIX(m): 6:48am On Mar 19, 2018
These people from shit hole sef

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Romance / Re: 29 Things Women Say And What They Really Mean by DCMIX(m): 6:39pm On Mar 18, 2018
SouthEastFacts:
Sorry. 7 means, I am pregnant.
you must be speaking from experience. grin
Celebrities / Re: Bobrisky Looks Flawless In These New Photos, A Complete Fine Girl! by DCMIX(m): 12:56pm On Mar 18, 2018
You people should ignore this man

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Romance / Re: 29 Things Women Say And What They Really Mean by DCMIX(m): 12:02pm On Mar 18, 2018
wink
Romance / 29 Things Women Say And What They Really Mean by DCMIX(m): 11:57am On Mar 18, 2018
Many relationship mistakes men make have to do with not knowing when to take a statement or question from their significant others at face value, and when to dig around for a deeper meaning. Often, we’ll just go by the words themselves, because it usually seems easier. However, this can have disastrous long-term consequences. We’re expected to read between the lines.

Here are some tips:

1. “Fine.”
Translation: The opposite of fine. This just means that the discussion is over.

2. “Do whatever you want.”
Translation: This is a test of your judgment. I’m not going to tell you if I think it’s okay or not to do this thing. You should know enough about me by now to know if I’m okay with it. Which I’m not, by the way. If you do this, we are through.

3. “I need space.”
Translation: Get away from me. We’re probably about to break up.

4. “Are you seeing anyone?”
Translation: I’m interested, but I don’t want to waste any more energy on you if you’ve already got someone in your life. If you do, be honest right now. If you don’t, ask me out please.

5. “I’m almost ready.”
Translation: I’ll be ready when I’m ready. Could be 10 minutes, could be an hour. Find something else to do.

6. “You don’t have to, but …”
Translation: If you don’t you’re going to be single very soon.

7. “We need to talk.”
Translation: I need to talk. You need to listen.

8. “We’ll talk about this later.”
Translation: I’m so furious with you that I can’t think straight. I need more time to gather ammunition and/or think about what I’m still doing with you.

9. “I don’t want to ruin our friendship.”
Translation: You will never see me naked.

10. “It’s pretty.”
Translation: Thank you for the gift. But I’m going to exchange this for something I actually like.

11. “Nothing.”
Translation: Did you seriously ask me, “What’s wrong?” As if you don’t know. Everything is wrong. Everything.

12. “Whatever.”
Translation: You have won this round, but I refuse to concede.

13. “I forgive you.”
Translation: I’ve decided I can live with what you’ve done. But you should know that I’m going to use it against you for the rest of your life.

14. “Does this make me look fat?”
Translation: If you answer “Yes,” you’re an idiot. Just tell me I look great.

15. “I’m not hungry.”
Translation: You order whatever you want, just know that I’m going to be picking off your plate, and I don’t want you to give me any s**t about it.

16. “That guy is hot.”
Translation: I think you’re taking me for granted and/or you’re starting to let yourself go a little, so I’m lighting a little fire under your a*s.

17. “Sense of humor is the most important thing to me.”
Translation: But I’ll settle for that guy with the six-pack and giant dong.

18. “Let’s take it slow.”
Translation: I’ve got at least one other guy on a string right now, and I haven’t decided yet which one of you a like more.

19. “I’m sorry.”
Translation: I am empathizing with you for something shi*ty that you went through. This does not mean I am admitting fault in any way.

20. “I’m tired.”
Translation: I don’t want your di*k anywhere near me tonight. I’ll be going to bed soon.

21. “What did you say?”
Translation: It’s up to you to rephrase that stupid thing you just said to avoid a huge fight.

22. “I’m really busy right now.”
Translation: I don’t want to date you. Please stop calling me.

23. “I’m not mad.”
Translation: I’m very mad at you.

24. “Do you think she’s pretty?”
Translation: Tell me I’m pretty. And you get bonus points if you don’t even look at her before you answer.

25. “Do You Love Kids?”
Translation: I want to have babies, but I don’t want to scare you off. However, based on your answer, I will know your level of commitment.

26. “Don’t worry about it.”
Translation: you haven't done what I asked you to do, I can’t count on you for anything.

27. “Maybe.”
Translation: Yes.

28. “We’ll see.”
Translation: No.

29. “Yes.”
Translation: Yes. Or maybe. But probably no.

30. “No.”
Translation: This one’s not open to interpretation.
Education / Re: Burial Poster Of ABSU Nursing Student Who Got Drowned (Photos) by DCMIX(m): 10:10am On Mar 18, 2018
R.I.P
Religion / Re: Bible Emergency Verses In Times Of Trouble. by DCMIX(m): 9:18am On Mar 18, 2018
Ecc 7:14
In the day of prosperity be joyful, but in the day of adversity consider: God also hath set the one over against the other, to the end that man should find nothing after him.
Religion / Bible Emergency Verses In Times Of Trouble. by DCMIX(m): 8:15am On Mar 18, 2018
Just as you would call 9-1-1 (in the USA) in a physical emergency, there may be crisis times in your life when you need to be able to quickly “dial” uplifting messages from the Bible to help keep you going.

Angry? — Ephesians 4:26
Anxious? — Philippians 4:6-7
Attacked? — Psalm 27
Backslidden? — Jeremiah 3:22
Bitter? — 1 Corinthians 13
Confused? — Proverbs 3:5-6
Courage depleted? — Joshua 1:9
Depressed? — Psalm 42 and 43
Despondent? — Isaiah 40:27-31
Directionless? — Romans 12
Disappointed? — Proverbs 23:17-18
Discontent? — Philippians 4:10-13, 19
Discouraged? — Galatians 6:7-10 and Romans 15:13
Dismayed? — Psalm 34
Doubting? — Acts 1:1-3 and 1 Corinthians 15
Faithless? — Hebrews 11
Fearful? — Isaiah 41:10
Frustrated? — Psalm 37:3-8
God forsaken? — Psalm 139
Grieving? — Psalm 73:21-26
Hurt? — Colossians 3:12-17
Inadequate? — 2 Corinthians 9:8
Insecure? — Psalm 23
Lost? — Psalm 32:8
Overbearing? — Ephesians 4:31-32
Repentant? — Romans 10:9-10
Sad? — John 14
Self important? — Psalm 19
Sinned? — Psalm 51
Stressed? — John 14:27
Suffering? — Romans 5:3-4
Tempted? — 1 Corinthians 10:13
Tired? — Matthew 11:28-29
Uncertain? — Romans 8
Weak? — Psalm 18:1-29
Education / Re: Richard Appiah Akoto: Computers Donated To Ghana School (Photos) by DCMIX(m): 7:41am On Mar 18, 2018
EbukaHades10:
Expect half of them to be sold and then ask them about it in 3 years time and hear the super story they will start telling u.
my guy, relax. Ghanians are far different from Nigerians
Romance / Re: If Your Girlfriend Has One Of These Jobs, She Might Be Cheating On You by DCMIX(m): 12:28pm On Mar 17, 2018
hajoke2000:
not all girls are cheaters .
but some are cheats grin
Sports / Re: Nigeria Ranks 7th In Africa In Latest FIFA Ranking by DCMIX(m): 10:22pm On Mar 16, 2018
The last time Nigeria won the nations cup, we were ranked 9th in Africa.

This isn't strange to me at all.

Jokes Etc / Re: Man Who Doesn't Have Money For Plasma TV Breaks Wall & Does This by DCMIX(m): 11:37am On Mar 16, 2018
post=65882447:
The TV will explode after 48 hours due to heat radiation.
there must be ventilation behind the wall
Celebrities / Re: Davido Brings Real Madrid's Banner To Congo As He Performs (Photo) by DCMIX(m): 4:46pm On Mar 10, 2018
Everybody wants to be identified with greatness.

That's how chelSHIT fans are.

Most especially when they grow older and when they become responsible.

They begin to realise they've made the wrong decision.

Congrats to davido. He's now fit to be called a Man. grin

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