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[quote author=F.K.O]SOON U WILL LOOK LIKE DZ[/quote]l0lzz. . .

[quote author=Nadia_SA1]Where's my lovely daughter nd son ..chocolateBarbie nd Oyinprince oya come nurse ur mommy joor...[/quote]dy r stil sn0rinq. . .barbie z stil enj0yin ha slp while prince z battln wt hz early mawnin erecti0n. . . #jes passinq by **yawns and graps hz chewin stick**

Ah open dx thread in da name 0f d father, s0n and H0ly spirit. . . .amen!
G00dmorning 2 al and sundry!! Ah open dx thread in da name 0f d father, s0n and H0ly spirit. . . .amen!
G00dmorning 2 al and sundry!!

[quote author=deejay_harry1]bros na u fellow guy be this ooo [/quote]easy tinz,,,, jes start frm 1000, 999, 998, etc till u gt to 1

Oyinprince: Grandpa ddonolu, wat did u take dis nyt?

Roasted Agama lizard garnished with a blind rats testis n a cup of alligator pepper!!! yummy!!

[quote author=deejay_harry1]oya.. everyone tht quoted my post should modify it off, already deleted mine... wouldnt want yall mom to come see me , tryin to spoil her kids...

abeg ooo.. i kneel down..[/quote]first recite 1,000 to 1, then i wl consider u

[quote author=deejay_harry1]oya.. everyone tht quoted my post should modify it off, already deleted mine... wouldnt want yall mom to come see me , tryin to spoil her kids...

abeg ooo.. i kneel down..[/quote]first recent d 1,000 to 1, then i wl consider u

In early britain, royal servants weren't
allowed to have sex, to prevent
pregnancy.
When a servant was permited, they'd b
given a card with the kings seal,
the card reads
"F" ornication "U" nder "C" onsent of
"K" ing ....which was later abbreviated to
a common foul word. xo Bleep actually means FORNICATION UNDER CONSENT OF THE KING

Oyinprince: NO, stop dreaming

let him kiss in his dream na, t wl b his pillow dat wl suffer by morning, dats f he has nt eatn half of t

ChocolateBarbie: mi 2 o grandpa nd by d way ets past yo bed tym,qoan sleep so yu w0n't qet lazy 2mao

lol! cos yr mam hs gone to bed dats y u r still here, i wee teh for yu,,,, Aunty teen mst hear ds, dan dan dan...... dnt beg me o, i wee not collect!

[quote author=deejay_harry1]i have a confession to make, im still a teenager, i had a bet with my alter ego tht before i turn 20, i must get a kiss from a 16 year old princess... he laughed at me and called me a joke and noob... now im 19+ goin on 20 in bout 22 mins, and i still havent fufilled my BET ... no be black entertainment television oooo.. as in bet, deal..

i cry out in a teenager voice to any 16 year old gal in the thread to please give me this one kiss of life , before i depart from teen hood... i know its too much to ask, but solomon asked for wisdom, and him no fear...


KISS THIS NICCUR, save him d shame...

16 year old gal... [/quote]come n kiss my feminine 16 yrs old A**!!!

ChocolateBarbie: call it Class!

bert by d way, wat m i doing here?? ** surprised**

Why evuls? itz lik u ds shundren nids some spanking ,,,, yr mates r busy pouring saliva n bedwettn, u r still here reading ds my post!!!**looks for koboko**

[color=#990000][/color] Here comes d OP, f u r less dan 12, kindly pk yr load outta d thread, before i send amadioha on yu!!!! :oHere comes d OP, f u r less dan 12, kindly pk yr load outta d thread, before i send amadioha on yu!!!!

[quote author=Nadia_SA1]big tummy[/quote]lol.... big tummy on yr chest n bk

sax too z grt, i love it,,,,, mayb i cud v an idea bt nt b a pro

bacco2000: ddonolu what instrument do you play ,as for me i play alto saxophone .

i play drums and piano bt i wanna learn bass guitar

Whether u r a male or female includn hermaphrodithes Ranging frm drummers, keyboardists, bass and lead guitarist, konga drummers, talkn drummers, saxophonist e.t.c You r al wlcm here. . . .lets share our views abt our instruments and hlp with tutorials!

SugaryBelle: ya,its a true fact haha.Thank you.

Happy beltday SugaryBELLE! Wishn u jes 100more yrs

[quote author=Bandit C.]I studied in Germany. Started from undergraduate school. I speak fluent German and know much about school and work in Germany. If you have any questions, be it about English or Deutsch in Germany, l would be glad to answer.

For a starter, University education is free.[/quote]i also wanna know if the study language thruout d undergraduate program is purely English

[quote author=Bandit C.]I studied in Germany. Started from undergraduate school. I speak fluent German and know much about school and work in Germany. If you have any questions, be it about English or Deutsch in Germany, l would be glad to answer.

For a starter, University education is free.[/quote]Hey broh! Cn u plz snd me yr contact so that we can talk better, I wanna school in Germany, bert ah don't knw much about the place. . . . Thanks

buhahahahahaha!!. . . . . ds one z strong !!. . .f u dey para goan boil stone or beta still drink fresh hot molten magma from volcanic mountain in asia..... hehehehehe. . .

Lmfaooo. . . boys n goats ain't smiling!! . . .

. . . . . - means ALMOST..... LMao
*winks*

supplementary list is. . . . . OUT! be calm for a while!!!

buhahahahahahaha!!. . .

heat go fnsh u o!!! . . black z a bad radiator of heat... exCEept u wan turn to suya...lol

tayoccu: Y'ello Nairalanders,

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Broz customer care!! hav bn receivin mtn business day newspaper for more dan 3 months nw, whch i ddnt subscribe for n my credit z being deducted #120 per month, v tried to stop t, t wont, sendn no bdm to 4900 called customer care, der advs wer useless, ah dbt load again on t cos t will b deducted, wat z d probs o before ah snd broz Boko

tayoccu: Y'ello Nairalanders,

We are using this thread as another channel to help, listen and learn from existing and potential MTN subscribers. Do not hesitate to send your inquiries, complaints and suggestions here, JideSM and I will do our best to make sure you get satisfactory response.

Welcome to the new World!

Broz customer care!! hav bn receivin mtn business day newspaper for more dan 3 months nw, whch i ddnt subscribe for n my credit z being deducted #120 per month, v tried to stop t, t wont, sendn no bdm to 4900 called customer care, der advs wer useless, ah dbt load again on t cos t will b deducted, wat z d probs o before ah snd broz Boko to mtn office