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TravelRe: Owerri: Home Of Hotels, Shopping Malls And Club Houses (Photos) by Deathslater: 9:16pm On May 07, 2017
Tjohnnay:
Nor b Muslims i dey see for dat pics so??


So dm dey Igbo land too
where did you see piglims in the pics?
Foreign AffairsRe: Emmanuel Macron, 39 And His 65-Year-Old Wife by Deathslater: 9:02pm On May 07, 2017
Macron is a left winger. France has once again fallen to Islam.
PoliticsRe: Queen Of England Presents To Chukwu-Emeka Chikezie An MBE Award by Deathslater: 8:54pm On May 07, 2017
timilehin95:
For d useless ipobs making idiotic comments, how has d M.B.E honour changed d fact dat an Hausa is d richest in Nigeria followed by a Yoruba man.

The first person who received d honour was even a Yoruba man, younger dan dis grandpa.

U guys should jst keep shut nd make ur poto poto state better like those in d west
Alaye easy with the lies.
PoliticsRe: Queen Of England Presents To Chukwu-Emeka Chikezie An MBE Award by Deathslater: 8:48pm On May 07, 2017
shamecurls:
Your lots always follow while we lead!


A Yoruba got that award first!


THAT TREND CAN NEVER CHANGE========WE LEAD WHILE U FOLLOW
What is your problem negro? What has yoruba got to do with this?
RomanceRe: Eat My Pussy by Deathslater: 8:20pm On Mar 07, 2017
[s][/s]Sexybeast2000:
I want you to eat my pussy. Will you please come home and eat my pussy? I want you to put your big fat tongue right on my tight little cunt. Blow in it. Kiss it softly. Tell my pussy that you that love it. Tell my pussy that you can't live with out it. Lick it from slit to clit, as slow as you can, making me tremble and close my eyes, imagining what's next. You want to Bleep me, baby? You have to give her a kiss first. I want your tongue to explore every part of my vagina. I want your long tongue inside me when I cum...when I scream your name at the top of my lungs.

Get me wet and sloppy and ready for your big entrance. I want you to know my body so well that you can make me cum with the flick of your wrist. I want you to brag to your friends about it. When I'm crying in the kitchen, bent over the burnt dinner that I just pulled from the oven for us, I want you to come up behind me to wrap your arms around me, pull up my skirt and whisper firmly in my ear to spread my legs. Then, I want you to pull down my panties, so that they are stretched between my thighs. This is where it's all up to my baby to decide how fast, slow, gentle, or deep he will go. Depending on how stressed you are, sometimes you shove your fingers into me without warning and finger Bleep me hard and fast. You don't stop, no matter what, no matter how much I squeal and bruise your arms from griping too hard. Bleep me, Bleep me, Bleep me, I beg you. I give into you and cum really hard, crumbling to the tile kitchen floor, your fingers still in me.

Other times, you go slow and tease my center of gravity, making me squirm in anticipation. You know how impatient I am. I always want the dick immediately and I beg like a little LovePeddler on the floor, grabbing on to your legs, crying, with mascara running down my face. You never give it to me right away. I hate it. You never let me have my way. You always force me to have pre-intimacy with you, for like an hour. It's so bleeped up cause you know how nervous and uncomfortable I get when it comes to trust and intimacy, which is exactly why you force me to do it.

Sometimes, you let me take the panties all the way off when you finger me. You use them to tie my wrists behind my back as you gently breathe all over my body; the wolf stalking his prey, ready to attack. I think if you stood behind me and just breathed on my neck, I'd get chills down my body and give into you, surrendering my pussy.

I want you to cum in my panties without me knowing. I want you to suggest that I wear that certain pair when I get out of the shower. Later that night, I want you to slide me out of my dirty panties and I want you to put them in my mouth. I want to see that devious smile while your taking me with your big fat dick. I want you to wash my hair, then pick out my panties for bed. Dress and UnCloth me, like your little toy.

It's all I can think about. I want you to sit on the bed and ask me sweetly to take everything off, except for my panties. Sit and watch me UnCloth. Make me turn in a counter clockwise circle, to show you every angle of my body. Tell me to turn slowly, so you can see everything. I want you to pull me close to you. Locking your finger under the elastic of panties, you jerk me your way. I want you to grab me tightly and put your face in between my big breasts. Tell me how much you've missed my tits, as you kiss them and handle me.

Sit me down next to you and slide my hair away from my collarbone. Begin kissing directly behind my ear, slowly and gently. Take your hand and clasp the back of my neck with pressure, not enough to hurt or bruise me, but enough for me to know you're a man and you're in control of everything I do. Tilt my head to the side. I want you to kiss my neck with tongue, adding more and more pressure with each gasp, each moan, each pant. My pussy starts pulsating and I reach for your dick, but you push my hand away. You scold me for rushing you and call me your impatient little slut.

You barely have to touch me. I'm ready for you. No matter how tight I am, your dick is just going to slide right in, because my little pussy will be dripping. Ill do anything to feel your tongue on my pussy, giving me kisses, showing your love and devotion to my cunt.

Sprawl me out on the bed. Slide my panties to one side and brace yourself on top of me. Slide a finger into my slit as you shove your tongue down my throat aggressively. My moans of pleasure are muffled by our kisses, as your fingers work their magic. Graze my asshole with one of your fingers, making me tighten up and try to pull away. Instead, force my head down on the bed and continue kissing me. I want you to rub my asshole, while you finger my pussy with two fingers. My body will convulse and ill beg for you to stop, when in reality, I mean the opposite. I love having my little asshole played with. Hold me like a bowling ball and automatically, ill tell you how much I love you, and ill beg for forgiveness for everything that I've ever done wrong to you. I want you to make me apologize to you, multiple times, with your fingers lodged into me, in both places. Ill feel so ashamed and embarrassed, ill cum all over your fingers, daddy.

You don't want me to come yet though. You slowly slide my panties down my thighs. I'm completely naked now, exposed and vulnerable. You spread my legs open wide for the world to see how big of a slut I am. My cheeks are red and I won't look you in the eye. You flatten my thighs on the bed and hold them down with both hands on each respective thigh. You look up at me and say, "I'm going to eat your pussy now". Make sure you hold me down. I want you to slowly take one big thick long lick from the bottom of my pussy to the top of my swollen clit. Slowly. Then, do it again. I will squirm and grip the blankets, but I will slowly submit. The slower, you go, the more it teases me and heightens my level of discomfort. I want you to torture me. Spread my lips with your fingers and lick my clit. Swirl your tongue around it in a circular motion and then put the whole thing in your mouth. Suck on it. Not too much pressure, but just enough to make me uncomfortable. Release your lips and start licking my cunt from my clit down to the opening of my cunt. Shove that big tongue into me. Taste my apples. Repeat this cycle until my body is gyrating against your tongue in rhythm.

It feels so good when you put my little clit in your mouth. Start applying more pressure the more I start to press up against your lips. If I grab you by the back of the head and push you into my pussy, that's when you know I'm about to cum. Shove your entire tongue as far into my pussy as possible while I climax and cum. I can cum multiple times, so after my initial screaming orgasm, deeply french kiss my little clit and I'll cum again in your mouth

Once I stop shaking, I want you to give me another kiss on my pussy. Tell me I'm a very good girl and slide my panties up.
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Romance section is truly a place for kids.

No wonder why one idiot was posting jargons yesterday .
PoliticsRe: Anambra State Is The Richest State In Nigeria by Deathslater: 7:23pm On Mar 07, 2017
[/s]Killitoff:
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Same delusional and incoherent ramblings. The thick-headed trog had to keep using my own line, very dumb animal. It is hard to believe how incredibly stupid you are, you emit more foolishness in one minute than our entire galaxy emits in a year. You are stupid as a stone that the other stones make fun of, If stupidity were crude oil, your scalp would be crawling with caribou. You are the unholy spawn of a bandy-legged hobo and a syphilitic camel. You are the source of all unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go, reason your adopted parents cry whenever you show face. The good news is that no normal human would ever mate with you, so we won't have to go into the sewers in search of your git.

Your alleged parents abandoned you at birth and then died of shame in recognition of what they had done to an unsuspecting world. You are deficient in all that lends character, a cannibal that derive pleasure in eating fellow Iboes. Even your adopted mother had to tie a pork chop around your neck just to get your dog to play with you. Go end your miserable life and save your cursed village from the generational curse and shame you spread around. You grimy and squalid nitwit.
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Another boring lines from the known cursed illiterate, copying someone's lines and calling them yours, you are the animal here copying someone else posts cos your of your intellectual disability and low IQ. A brain dead macaque is million times more intelligent than intellectually challenged dumsy specie with parched up brain. Your wilted disease damaged large brain is truly unproductive and nothing can save you from dying like your hopeless one legged, one eyed father with hunchback who was killed by ritualists months ago.




You are truly the real definition of foolishness and stupidity. your life on earth is useless and worthless, I don't know why you are still breathing, you should be killed and your organs harvested and eaten by your knuckle-dragging, hopeless cursed mother whom you inherited foolishness and the spirit of rejection from.




Useless object of no practical value, nothing useful can be done with your your disjointed, damaged body parts infested with Hiv disease not even being used a human experiment in biological field. Hopeless cursed macaque, shouldn't you be jumping from another tree to one another with your cursed fellow macaques with spherical shaped skulls offspring of homo neanthadaensis.



dirty, cursed, unrepented, heartless human part cutter who used his only omonile of a son for ritual.
PoliticsRe: Aba Traders Exports Goods Worth N1 Billion Weekly ~ Ikpeazu by Deathslater: 2:54pm On Mar 07, 2017
Anambra is doing well.
Abia is doing well.
Enugu is doing well.
Imo is doing well.
Ebonyi is doing well.


The southeast is truly blessed.
PoliticsRe: Northern Conspiracy Will Hinder Igbo Presidency Says -uwazuruike by Deathslater: 2:51pm On Mar 07, 2017
Is this man hausa or Igbohuh?
PoliticsRe: Physically Challenge Group Protests At Ambode's Office (Photo) by Deathslater: 2:48pm On Mar 07, 2017
This shows that Ambode is really performing. grin grin grin grin

Learn good governance from Anambra state. cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
PoliticsRe: BREAKING!!! Nnamdi Kanu: ECOWAS Court Dismisses Fg's Applications by Deathslater: 2:21pm On Mar 07, 2017
AmadiAba:
The ECOWAS Community Court of Justice, today, entertained a lawsuit filed by the leader of the Indigenous People of Biafra, Mazi Nnamdi Kanu...

FULL STORY HERE >>> http://igberetvnews.com/376264
I can hear the sound of victory, Biafra has come already, we need to put that ideology into reality.
PoliticsRe: Nigeria Needs Ndigbo Now – Saraki by Deathslater: 2:18pm On Mar 07, 2017
Trendirabingi:
u are cursed, and its entirely obvious from d garbage u are typing here thru ur warped up frame of mind, as english grammer. U spell feel as fill, igbos for igbo's , cannot even differentiate which from what, after awolowo's offer of free education for u retards..spewing errors even 6years old chinonso cannot make...now I know say awof no dey only run belle, some dey run most people brains... I won't wanna abuse wat ever tribe u are from..but u are definately wats wrong wit ur clan. U 'r d sample of sickness in their bloodstream...u ar a fool, n dats no insult, its a fact....u even type and talk recklessly like an average ofonja..smh..n dnt know u have a problem....u are pitiable.
See slaying. You don finish the guy career.

CrimeRe: Fulani Men Kidnap 52-Year-Old Woman In Ibadan by Deathslater(op): 2:10pm On Mar 07, 2017
AreaFada2:
What they did is pure evil.
But the headline is misleading.
Their ringleaders name does not sound Hausa/Fulani to me. This is more of interregional collabo.
Yoruba and fulani.
Arewanistian grin grin grin grin
PetsRe: Top 10 Family Guard Dogs. by Deathslater(op): 2:07pm On Mar 07, 2017
Mynd44.
Seun.
Farano.
Lalasticlala.
Dominique.

Another front page material.
CrimeRe: Fulani Men Kidnap 52-Year-Old Woman In Ibadan by Deathslater(op): 2:01pm On Mar 07, 2017
wawappl:
but they are not fulani
Sarcasm right?
CrimeRe: Fulani Men Kidnap 52-Year-Old Woman In Ibadan by Deathslater(op): 2:00pm On Mar 07, 2017
pussyAvenger:
HAD THEY NOT BEEN CAUGHT, AFONJA FOR BLAME IT ON IPOB
Glad they were caught.
PetsTop 10 Family Guard Dogs. by Deathslater(op): 1:58pm On Mar 07, 2017
1German Shepherd
2. Rottweiler
3. Bullmastiff
4. Doberman Pincher
5. Great Dane
6. Boxer
7. Fila Brasileiros
8. Bernese Mountain Dog
9. Great Pyrenees
10. Saint Bernard.
As for me I will take saint bernard.
CrimeRe: Fulani Men Kidnap 52-Year-Old Woman In Ibadan by Deathslater(op): 1:26pm On Mar 07, 2017
beejayio:
Booked!!!
we go reach the promise land. cheesy cheesy cheesy

Mynd44.
Lalasticlala.
Seun.
Dominique.
Farano.
CrimeFulani Men Kidnap 52-Year-Old Woman In Ibadan by Deathslater(op): 1:02pm On Mar 07, 2017
THREE Fulani men were among five other suspects paraded by the Oyo State Police command for allegedly kidnapping a 52-year old business woman in Ibadan. While parading the suspects, the new Commissioner of Police in the state, Mr. Abiodun Odude, gave the names of the suspected kidnappers as Taoreed Ibrahim, 35; Wilfred Manger,32; Moshood Adams, 26; Umar Amadu, 31; and gang leader, Adekunle Folorunsho Aderopo, 31. While parading the suspects alongside 19 other armed robbery suspects and burglars, the CP said, “In the few days that we have been here, we have been able to record very formidable achievements. The first achievement we have been able to make was the case of a woman, who was kidnapped. Her car with other documents were taken away by the kidnappers. “We have arrested five of the kidnappers and we are still working and very soon, we will get the remaining members of the gang, who had the rifles and other weapons that were used in that operation. It is a welcome feat for us.” He added that two of the suspects, Aderopo and Wilfred Manger were ex-convicts.

He said Folorunso Aderopo, 31, was released from Agodi prison in August last year after serving a jail-term, while Wilfred Manger, 32, was also released from the same prison. He said, “The suspects trailed their victim from her office in Ojoo area of Ibadan to her house in Akobo and kidnapped her around 10pm as she was about to enter her house on February 25, 2017. She was robbed of her valuables before being driven away in her Toyota Highlander with number plate LND 954 EE. All through the journey, she was blindfolded to prevent her from knowing where they were until they entered a forest.

“She was taken to Ogere forest where she was subjected to all manner of emotional and psychological torture. She was kept in the forest for two days and prevented from contacting her family. But through diligent investigation in collaboration with Lagos State Police Command, some suspects were arrested at Alausa in Ikeja, Lagos with the victim’s car on February 28, 2017.”

While speaking with newsmen, the suspected mastermind of the kidnap, Aderopo, said he got information from a member of the gang, Moshood Adams. The suspect said, “we traced her from Ojoo in Ibadan to her residence in Akobo where we dispossessed her of her valuables, including a cash sum of N100,000. So, we took her to a bush in Ogere. I was arrested in Lagos with the Toyota Highlander of the woman.” The abducted woman, “We were coming from office at night on Saturday. Then, the gate of our house was opened. The next thing I heard was everybody should lie down. So, we all lied down. They collected all the valuables and they put me in the car, which, of course, I did not know it has tracker.

“We moved for about 25 minutes and I was put somewhere. I was blindfolded till around 4a.m. In the morning, I was moved into the bush and we trekked from Saturday night till Monday afternoon. I was not given any food during the time.” Other suspects included armed robbery suspects whose names were given as Seyi Ajayi Amao, Mohammed Sanni, Oladimeji Adekoya, and Oladotun Tijani. The CP said: “We want to use the opportunity to assure the residents of Oyo State that we shall carry out our statutory duties within the limit if the law. So, all residents of the state have nothing to worry about. We’ll do our best to protect their lives and property as much as we can.

“I just finished a strategic meeting with the all Area Commanders and Divisional Police Officers, and Head of Departments in the state. We have put our heads together and strategised on how to provide adequate security for all the residents of Oyo State. We want everybody in Oyo State to go about their lawful duties and by the grace of God, we will succeed in combating crime.”
http://www.vanguardngr.com/2017/03/fulani-men-others-abduct-52-year-old-woman-ibadan/

PoliticsRe: Prince Ozo Okafor Supports Nnamdi Kanu At The ECOWAS Court. Photos by Deathslater: 12:31pm On Mar 07, 2017
SuperS1Panther:
Who is Ecowas where Nigeria is talking?

These people still have a lot to learn in International Politics and Politicking.
Lol mumu
PhonesHow Much Is Itel S31? by Deathslater(op): 12:17pm On Mar 07, 2017
I really want to buy it for one of my friend.
Forum GamesWhy Do I Find It Difficult To Play GTA. by Deathslater(op): 10:21am On Mar 07, 2017
I find it difficult to play GTA on my android device infinix note 2 .

What could be the problems?

Oya game experts over to you.
PoliticsRe: Anambra State Is The Richest State In Nigeria by Deathslater: 10:11am On Mar 07, 2017
Abagworo:
On individual distribution of wealth yes but as a State no. Most rich Anambrians live outside the State but are doing well individually where they reside. The richest States in terms of funds available for governance are Lagos, Bayelsa and Akwa Ibom.
And where is Anambra in your list? Anambra is also one of the richest states in term of funds available for governance. Financially and economically strong.

Say the truth bro.
PoliticsRe: Anambra State Is The Richest State In Nigeria by Deathslater: 10:00am On Mar 07, 2017
ehinmowo:
ur foolishness knws no bound.....ur illiteracy makes it impossible for u 2 distinguish btw been comfortable and been a millionaire. go to cbn statistics and check d amt of money in circulation for d past couple of yrs and see d total money in d entire eastern region.....gullible fool
You have no facts.
PoliticsRe: Anambra State Is The Richest State In Nigeria by Deathslater: 9:58am On Mar 07, 2017
Killitoff:
Most of them are kids, who have time for nonsense. Poverty index rate e.t.c has been trashed here many times.
Bring your facts and stop disgracing yourself for nothing.

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