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hola106:
Hw do u knw his mad

Cool down Boi... go buy common sense for 2naira

boboLIL:
You r mad for posting dis trash

you are not going to psychiatric hospital cos you comment

Behira:
Lol.... Rememba'd my Agric teacher those days, even wen heavy rain dey fall, he will still run and enter class to teach. Na so we go copy note until full biro ink wey u bring come school go finish

Lolz

(1) You apply Perfume cus u wanna Snap Pics

(2) You wan use fork to drink garri

(3) You wanna climb my facebook wall so you
would see what I'm doing inside

(4) You kneel down cus u wan greet person
for phone

(5) You are above 25 and Davido and Wizkid are
your role model

(6) It took me an hour to compose a message
you
come reply with "K", You are really mad

(7) You carry screw driver go bank because you
wan open new account

(You went 2 bed with a ruler jst 2 knw aw long
u slept

(9) You reduce volume of music player bcoz you
wan read text message

(10) You Dey Smile bacause Who senior you
greet
you.

(11) You made a vow of N1000 in church and
you
put N50 in the offering box

(12) You dey Monitor your bf/gf or husband/
wife movement''security for life.

(13) You nor get shishi for bank
account you dey sing "Chop my money" instead
of
"Mercies of the Lord", God have mercy on you

(14) If you read this post and you did not like
&comment, please visit a psychiatric hospital for
madness examination.

Behira:
Not funny @ all

Really

wise7:
This is 'oga you must go'

Lolz

lolz

See me See Wahala... LOLZ

An armed robber came to your house, robbed you nd then gave u a gun to shoot and kill your wife. Suddenly you went on your knees pleading u cant because you love her wholeheartedly. Then the angry robber collected the gun and gave it to your wife quickly she collected the gun, pointed at you and pulled the trigger fortunately there was no bullet the robber collected the gun laughed and left. If you were to be the man, be honest, after this encounter what will you do to your wife? And if you were the woman, what will be your reaction? Be honest !!

Cutehector:
lol mumu

are you dia rep

Cutehector:
I dnt think so. I like touching her lips wit my finger befor kissn her

hmmmmm make I pack my joy stick wella

Sochimaobim:
really?

you urz

Cutehector:
naaah... Just see her lips lik chocolate.

see long tongue...some girls kuku like swallowing such tongue

Cutehector:
Abegi.... If u truely like someone, d kiss will just be perfect....

like that number 4

princealexndre:
well kiss nah kiss.....u dnt have to teach me

In case you are in hurry don't dissapoint we guys ooo

Introvert


come choose yours nah

Chidexter:
Mtcheeewww

When you no dey kiss...don't see yours right..lolz

Chidexter:
Mtcheeewww

When you no dey kiss...don't see yours right

Obichi98:
If only...If only they can listern up!
Stil making news at the interna" trade fair market..Where a young lady hop into a trader house and ended been preg...suceeced hiding until day of delivery which both mother& child couldn't make it.
Meanwhile the young man is on the run!
Traditionally...she's from the..east.dowry must be Paid before commiting to earth!
And funny enough the young man Must dance with her before burial!
If only they can Listern!

Hmmmm listen kee... Money on dia cool mind

10) Sloppy Kiss
Kisses that are sloppy are pretty self- explanatory. You know what we mean, right? Focus and slowness is the key! We don’t like when you try to fit the entire bottom half of our face into your mouth. Sloppy kisses give us the shivers. WHICH IS YOU FAVORITE??

9) Too Wet
You know that feeling when spit is left all over your mouth after you kiss someone? When you have to wipe off your mouth and chin afterwards? It seriously feels as if we just stood in front of a sprinkler. And fellas, that’s not the kind of wet we’re looking for.

The Lizard You’ve probably come across this one in your lifetime. It’s where the person’s tongue shoots in and out of your mouth rapidly, like a lizard searching for food.

7) The Biter
Sure, the occasional lip bite may be $exy, but if it feels like you’re trying to eat our face, we won’t be leaning in for any more kisses.

6) The Vacuum
Think of having a hand-held vacuum and sticking your lips on it. This kind of kiss feels like the person is trying to suck out all the air from your mouth. Totally not $exy, not sensual, just plain horrible.

5) Dead Fish Lips
This is where the person just opens their mouth like a fish and does nothing else: no tongue, no lip pressure or movement–nothing. So boring and so gross. One episode of dead fish lips, and you’re likely to lose your hot catch forever.

4) p*rn Tongue
Yeah, don’t do that. Remember that the majority of p*rn is made to turn men on. If you’re not sure how to use your tongue, ask what she wants. Let her show you, rather than a$$uming she wants to recreate the p*rn scene you’ve seen 100 times.

3) Suffocating Smooches
Have you ever kissed someone who never seemed to want to come up for air? Great kisses are supposed to leave you breathless, but we don’t think that implies feeling as if we are drowning.

(2) Nothing But Pecks
On the contrary, it’s a bit boring if you never use your tongue. Getting pecked over and over again, without any deepening of the kiss, gets extremely annoying.

Are you a good kisser? Or are you the one
who totally suck but want to know why?
In a relationship, a kiss is one of the signs if
your relationship will journey the world (only
few are exempted, lol!). It’s a make or break,
in just one kiss everything might fall apart
unless you do something about. If you suck at
kissing, you better embed this into your heart
and mind so that would never do the same
mistake again. Your kiss can turn her on if
you know the do’s and the don’ts and maybe
then she will long for your kiss even more!
Oliver Wendell Holmes once wrote, “The
sound of a kiss is not so loud as that of a
cannon, but its echo lasts a great deal
longer.”
That being said, women (and men too) tend
to hold on to the memory of a kiss for a
lifetime. Plus, a single kiss has the power to
make or break a connection.
According to Sheril Kirshenbaum, the author
of “The Science of Kissing,” an amazing
kiss “quickens our pulse and dilates our
pupils, which is the reason so many of us
close our eyes. Our brains receive more
oxygen than normal… our checks flush… but
that’s only the beginning.”
On the other hand, a horrid kiss can send
the moment into a deal breaking spiral.”
In order to help men around the globe (and
women, you can definitely benefit from this
as well), check out the following kissing
styles that women hate:
1) Too Much Tongue
One of the biggest things is to not use too
much tongue or too much force. You know
what these are? Deal breakers. Too much
tongue makes us want to throw up.

Less Concerned about all this .... Where is Abobaku ?

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