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Woman is the most amazing gift a man can have. She cares about you, she loves and she also annoys you the most. There are many habits a woman has that are really annoying for man. Habits like keep calling him, act like child while doing something, talking selfies, watching them and then delete them and do again the same, spending too much time in shopping etc are some of the most annoying thing about woman according to a man. But there are some habits of female that men love very much.
Today we are sharing female habits or you can say female behaviors that men found absolutely loving. Have a look.
1. BURIES HER HEAD IN HIS CHEST
Men love when a woman puts her head on their chest. Then they feel like real men who give their loved one a sense of security.
2. SHE PLAYS WITH HIS HAIR WHEN HE DRIVES A CAR
It’s not just about the physical pleasure resulting from stroking his head. Men receive the caress as an expression of love, affection and need for contact from the partner.
3. SHE PRAISES HIM ON FACEBOOK
It’s obvious – men love it when the public appreciates them.
4. LISTENS TO HIM ATTENTIVELY
This Make him feel love.
5. SEND HIM A SMS / CALLS HIM BEING AT A MEETING WITH FRIENDS
The guy incredibly happy when you give him to understand that you think of him even being busy with something else.
6. IT TURNS OUT HIS AFFECTION IN PUBLIC
When you catch it first hand when you hold him in the checkout line when you correct his hair – all these gestures make his heart beat faster.

LionDeLeo:
Those are my personal benefits.
However, one is missing, adverts.
I bought my first car through nairaland.
I'm not disputing the rest.

Wao That's a great achievement bro

LionDeLeo:
1, 4 & 7 for me.

Let say all my brother , Nairaland has been a useful weapon for us all

First and foremost, I welcome you all to the new year and I pray the year brings good tidings to us all.

Consequently, I seek your indulgence if this post is in the wrong segment of Nairaland. I intend for millions to benefit from this post as there is more traffic in this section. *duffs hat* .

Without much ado, I have been a nairalander for over half a decade and I've benefitted frm this platform tremendously. Nairaland to me is like a treasure chest of all social networks and blogs from all across the globe. It has even kept me abreast of so many useful info ranging from news, sport, entertainment, poltics just to name a few. Below is a summary of 10 ways I've benefitted from this platform:

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Gone a the days when I need to surf different blogs and news websites for authentic and breaking news. I used to subscribe to several RSS feeds just to stay informed. NL has saved me the stress.

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5. RELATIONSHIP TIPS
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6. STAYING HAPPY
Whenever I'm having a tedious, difficult or blue day, all I just have to do is open NL which has been bookmarked on my fone. Your hilarious comments to serious and sensitive issue is always a booster for my day
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7. A STRONG SENSE OF HUMOR
NL has built my Sense of humor which I've learnt fron hilarious comments such as: end time things, hw does ds affect d price of Garri? Various hilarious and rib cracking pix. Some of which, I've learnt una slangs and use them on twitter, chat with friends and even babes with strong sense of humor de trip for me like kilode hehehehe

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Little to say of the Technology Market where users are able to transact credible businesses online. Also diff posts about biz dev, personal dev are usually updated on NL. All these have made me highly relevant and responsible in the society.
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NL affords us all of staying connected and united. Occassionalluy we do have varying scopes about issues....But we're one happy united family. I see peeps writing posts from different parts of the world. The other day; people connected by dropping their twitter handles, BBM pins and even whatsapp? How else cud one stay connected and build true lasting friendships other than NL. *thumbs up*

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I personally learn one lesson or another from every post I see on NL. Be it Biz, Health, Joke, Politics......just name it.

NL is the Social network every Africa MUST sign up on.
Tnx

Mighty uwku shall fall on her

*PENIS CARE*
Take Care of Your Penis....
Tips to keep your penis clean, sweet and healthy.
As a man, keeping your penis healthy and sweet is important. Your sexual
organs are very valuable and must be cared for.

1. A clean penis is very important so wash your penis with warm water at
least twice a day. Clean the scrotum and under the penis shaft gently and
scrub your scrotal sack too.

2. Leaving too much hair around the penis is not cool. During sex,the hair can cause cuts on the vaginal organs and condom. Also, hair around the base of the penis can be breeding ground for boils and cause bad odour so shave or keep it short and clean.

3. Don't pamper the penis too much, As soon as you notice an infection, boil, rashes, please get help
immediately.

4. Many guys wear one boxer for a whole week or even a month but for health reasons pls change your
boxers everyday. Dirty boxer may give your penis a permanent bad smell and a bad taste.

5. Guys what you eat affects the taste of your semen or penile juice. Avoid
too much garlic, onion, alcohol,coffee and spicy foods. Eat fruits that are
high in natural sugar like oranges, apples, mangoes and please take honey too. They all make your sperm
taste good to feed the egg for a healthy baby.

6. A woman's face may need makeup but not your penis. Avoid using powder around the penis. If you do,
especially after shaving, you might have to deal with serious irritations. The penis doesn't need perfume to smell good so don't spray perfume around your penis.

*NB*: For those who are not
circumcised, in your case, please pull back the the foreskin and wash underneath with warm water everyday.

Always remember, a clean penis is mightier than Goliath's sword..

Thanks for reading but Ladies, please share to your male Friends, brothers,
Fiancé & Husbands &....
Guys, please forward this to all your male friends to promote a healthy penis life among men.

Finally guys, please go for a quick check up if you notice any changes within your scrotum, this could be a sign of prostrate cancer. It's common among men about and above 50years.....

Please this is educational material so don't take offence prostate cancer is real and claims life. Please forward this to all your male friends and sons.
*thank you*

Good afternoon my brothers and sisters

I need an advice about Industrial training which people call IT

my younger brother is about to finish his OND programme he was now asking me that , is it okay for him to do IT or not?

I just keep mute telling him that am busy now that he should come back though I don't know what to say, so guy please your contribution will be highly appreciated
Thanks

GOOD Thank you

See better machine

See dope RIDE..

Eleda Maa Sun

Its been how many month now that he has been announced as the winner of BBnaija...
what is my own with his native attire




Please give us something new

Is that CRonaldo?
His wrist watch look exactly like the one they are selling at Iwo road































Normal person should quote me

Nice post

But come, I haven't seen anyone post with a single like.....

organism3:
I love such scene too.
it always be like great comedy to me

Where dia is alot of gathering like market

Vivos:
why do these people not value their lives which kind play is that no wonder we hear news of suicide bombings and giving their lives to a worthless cause. To make Nigeria better we need to educate our northern brothers what self love is.

I pray am the only one who is gonna quote you for this

What should we call this kind of things now...

I love watching When cows are angry....

You will see people running as if it was a bomb...

redbeans:
sorry, telling you that would amount to countering my thread.


Google is your friend

Bleep off

Correct


So how can we know if the wife is cheating on the husband?

makydebbie:
She's wearing what she feels is comfortable for her. I don't know why these pained niggas think she's advertising. If she's advertising and you don't want to buy, waka and pass na.

And what have you been given with this good Samaritan attitude

I have seen this post before , well its still preferable than EVANS post

Namzy:
Saw this story on nairaland before. Y recycle old news

Still new to some people like me

Nice Body

Looking sexy

How notorious kidnapper, Evans was caught like a chicken

There was tumultuous ovation and excitement, yesterday, at the Force Headquarters, Kam Salem House, Abuja, and the Police Command, Ikeja, Lagos, after news filtered that the notorious and most dreaded kidnap kingpin in the country, Evans, has been arrested by the Inspector-General of Police Intelligence Response Team, IRT, inside his bedroom, in the Magodo area of Lagos.

Evans, described as the most notorious, high profile kidnapper – and the richest in Nigeria – was,  at last, unmasked.

Before yesterday’s arrest, the Police had placed a N30million bounty on his head.

When Policemen broke into his room to arrest him, he was said to have sheepishly said, “I know this is the end,m I am finished”.

His real name is Chukwudidumeme Onuamadike, aged 36, and hails from Umudim Village, Nnewi   North Local Government Area of Anambra State.

Sunday Vanguard has been made to understand that during preliminary questioning, Evans confessed to having been behind virtually all the high profile kidnap incidents in places including but not limited to Lagos, Port Harcourt, Onitsha, Aba.

His exploits also  included the 2013 attempted kidnapping of the owner of The Young Shall Grow Motors.   He was said to have confessed that the kidnap job was brought to him by one Emeka.

He also confessed that he has two properties in Ghana, one of which is where his wife and five children have reportedly moved into.

Among many items recovered from him  yesterday  during his arrest were expensive phones, one of which is put at a cost of $6,000.

His arrest yesterday, came just few weeks after many members of his gang, including his second and third in command, were rounded up at different locations in the country.

Their arrest came few days after one of their victims,  Donatus Dunu,  a wealthy owner of a pharmaceutical company at Ilupeju, Lagos, escaped miraculously from the hideout where they kept him for months.

He was abducted in front of his office in Ilupeju, on February 14, 2017, after he closed for the day, by gun-totting young men who blocked his car with their SUV and threw him into the booth of the car.

Members of his family later paid about N150m to effect his release.

But the kidnappers insisted on getting N500m.   They threatened to kill their victim if the full ransom was not paid.

Luckily,   few weeks after the payment of the ransom and their consistent threat to kill their victim, Dunu miraculously escaped from their hideout at Igando, a suburb of Lagos.

He, thereafter, alerted security agents who swung into action and started rounding up members of the gang.

information made available to Sunday  Vanguard by very dependable sources suggested that efforts of the police paid off on  Friday  night, after they were able to locate Evans’ where  about, using sophisticated communication gadgets provided by the Inspector-General of Police.

Police sources hinted that while almost all police formations in the country were on red alert trying to locate the notorious kidnap kingpin, the Inspector-General of Police, who was visibly angry with the delay, sent three special teams attached to his office down to Lagos to complement the efforts of those on ground.

It was further  gathered  that the teams came with new sophisticated communication gadgets for the operation.

Intelligence reports had indicated that failure to arrest the Evans was not unconnected with his possession of some state of the art jamming device, which made it easy for him to serially knock off signals that would have enabled men of the force pin him down.

The change in equipment, according to sources, paid off at last, after detectives were able to locate his where about late  Friday  night – even though his telephone sets were already switched off to avoid detection.

He was reportedly traced to his palatial home in Magodo, Lagos, while he had already packed his bags and baggages, ready to fly to South Africa, the next day.

It was gathered that after his arrest, the elated members of the IGP’s team, led by Deputy Superintendent of Police, Philip, immediately alerted their leader, ACP Aba Kyari, who gave the Inspector-General the cheering news.

In Lagos, officers and men of other formations, including civilians, rushed to catch a glimpse of the dare-devil kidnapper that gave them sleepless nights.    It was learned that people even came from far-away Festac and Amuwo-Odofin/Ojo axis where he held sway during his inglorious reign by abducting wealthy men and forcing them to pay not less than N500m before they were set free.    As at the time of going to press, detectives were yet to give access to the suspect but a police source said he may be paraded by the state Commissioner of Police, Fatai Owoseni, today.


His Exploits

1 Mbarikatta William Uboma, 35, kidnapped June 16th, 2012, at about  11am,  on his arrival from Hungary, while he was close to his house. 

He was in the company of his brother, on their way from the airport, when another car emerged and blocked theirs. They grabbed Uboma, blindfolded him and forcefully abducted him – he was taken to an unknown destination. They later demanded a ransom of N10M. However, N2M was later paid while they collected other personal accessories. He was finally dropped at Okota on the third day. 

2. Paul Cole, 34, from Ohafia in Abia State. A Director with Ocean Glory Commodities, Apapa, he was kidnapped on August 3rd, 2012, at Festac Town, together with his General Manager, Jude Ugoje, and another staff, Piriye Gogo, and taken to an unknown destination. They demanded for N10M. On August 6th, 2012, they collected N5M ransom at Maza-maza, before letting  their victim off the hook. 3. Mohammed Jamal, 22, a Lebanese, was kidnapped on August 19, 2012, at Ajah by three armed men, taken away and blindfolded. N7M ransom was later paid at Ojo Barracks. 4. Kingsley Nwokenta, 34, was kidnapped on September 19, 2012,  at Mile two under bridge,  after he left Lebanana Bar, in Festac. Later, he paid N1.5M ransom while they made away with his black Toyota Venza and other accessories.5. Anthony Ozoanidobi, 41, was kidnapped on October 10th, 2012, along Marwa Road Satellite town. Ransom of N1.5M was paid after which he was released at Apple junction, Amuwo-Odofin 6. Leo Abraham 58, was Kidnapped on August 20, 2012.  He paid ransom of N5M and was later released along Badagry road, Lagos. 7. Ojukwu Cosmas, 45, sells Toyota parts at Aspanda Trade fair. He was kidnapped on January 21, 2016, at Festac town. It was not clear when and how he was released. 8. James Uduji was kidnapped close to his house at 7th Avenue, Festac Town, late last year. Held for 6 six weeks. He paid a ransom of $1M. 9. Chief Raymond Okoye – Odu-Na-Ichida. He was kidnapped in 2015. He also paid $1M as ransom, after being held captive for 2months 10. Uche Okoroafor, a trader at Alaba, was kidnapped in 2015, and held captive for three months.  He also parted with $1M. 11. Elias Ukachukwu was kidnapped in November 2015. He, too, paid $1M.  The date of his release could not be ascertained but it was gathered that his abductors were insisting on another $1M ransom, claiming family members were rude to them during negotiation. 12 Francis Umeh, also a spare parts dealer at Aspanda, was kidnapped in July 2016, at Raji Rasaki Estate. Released after two months in captivity.

idesylvester:
Good reason to bleep

Jesus didn't bleep till he died and nothing happened to him, science should just chill and not give us problem join this one

You bleep too much science complain you no bleep science complain. I'm waiting for the day science will say "swallow pus*y to increase your life spern

Omniscience

I must show this to OMOLARA..
Now got a good Thread to Backup my LIES..

No3 on first column

Why is everything Sex?

maybe the girl just wish to be with the guy neutrally..... Or what did you think?