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RomanceRe: Before Marrying Her, Do This Important Thing First by DeclanR(m): 7:39pm On Feb 06
Host78:
If I can't check your phone I actually can't date you.

That has always been my dating rule.
I thought I was the only one with this rule. Wow.... So there's another guy somewhere?

I like this !

I just broke up with a lady who wouldn't allow me touch her phone. Meanwhile, same lady took my torchlight phone and was reading my texts, then I caught her. I challenged her, I confronted her. I asked why she would do that without my consent, even when she was same person who said her phone is her privacy. If your phone is your privacy and I can't touch it, then why would u touch mine?
Guess her response, "Is it not just a torchlight phone" ?

I was so so mad at that response.

If and when she's with me,

✓ she would put her phone on airplane mode, I'll notice it. I'll complain.
✓ Later, she would put off the phone and lie that her battery is low. Then as soon as we part ways and she gets home, her phone gets miraculously ON.

✓ Next is to now bar all incoming calls

She was doing all these whenever we were together.

A single mother of one. 28yrs old.

Two days after asking her out, I noticed she had just done an abortion. She denied it. She confessed she did family planning.

Abeg the story long

TravelRe: What Happens Every Second On Earth by DeclanR(m): 6:31pm On Feb 06
Just like my eyes are turning me right now . There's hunger seriously. Jehovah el-provider!
🙏🙏🙏
RomanceRe: Before Marrying Her, Do This Important Thing First by DeclanR(m): 6:22pm On Feb 06
Host78:
Why will you be with a girl and planning marriage and can't access her phone?
Even at marriage, she still wouldn't let you into her phone.
Just hope your woman is not that type of woman.

These ladies claim their phone is their privacy, then sneak into your phone to check. You see the hypocrisy.

Any lady I'm dating and can't access her phone, I will gently breakup. Never!

Imagine your woman can't leave her phone with u to watch a movie or play Games or do something else? She will have to monitor you closely, so u don't check other stuff on her phone, she becomes instantly sweaty, nervous and gittery.
HealthRe: Men Must Ejaculate 21 Times Monthly – Daddy Freeze by DeclanR(m): 6:16pm On Feb 06
YoungBTCxchange:
you are the only one here who understands what Daddy is saying, people don't know what is multiple times and doing something every day.
Many Nigeria has comprehension issues
Thanks so much bro.
It's not difficult to understand, so I don't know why people still can't get it
HealthRe: Men Must Ejaculate 21 Times Monthly – Daddy Freeze by DeclanR(m): 6:15pm On Feb 06
saasala:
Bro, I can't go more than one round cos my one round is average of 40 minutes. Na people wey dey knack like chicken dey do more than one round.

I knack woman steady 35 to 45 minutes straight nonstop, get my self fully exhausted, ejaculate like tap water and I am done for the day.

And for the record, I am around the age of 40. I have less time for multiple rounds and other bullsheet.
Guy u get bad mouth I swr. Which one knack like chicken 🐔 ? 😃😃😃
And Na true u talk o. But how do u manage to stay for 40Mins nonstop. Does first round last that much?
If it were your second round, I would understand. How u dey do am?
IslamRe: Ramadan Is Almost Here. Are We Ready? by DeclanR(m): 12:06pm On Feb 06
ChristCee:
Someone expressed the beautiful thing he loves about the spiritual month and you are here castigating him? Is it like what he said is Haram or what? You can't decide for people how to think. That's why every human being is unique.
Then, don't also decide for me what to type.
Thanks
RomanceRe: Before Marrying Her, Do This Important Thing First by DeclanR(m): 12:02pm On Feb 06
Host78:
When you check a girl's social media profile, don't look at what she posts.

This is the mistake most guys make just as the op made in this post.

The reason I say this is simple:

Most girls don't post anything incriminating on their profile.



Most girls don't even post anything at all on their profile except their pictures.

So, if you're looking at her profile, you're looking in the wrong place and won't find anything wrong.

Except for girls who are already bhadies. Those ones anyone can see them from a mile away.

What should you be checking?

Let me tell you: check her feeds. Yes, scroll through her Facebook feeds and reels, watch the kinds of videos she watches.

Open her tiktok, watch the kinds of videos she's watching.

This is important because these apps show you what you're agreeing with.

They show you the kind of ideology she have.

If she's a feminist and those ones who judge everything through feminism and trying to tell you, you can't do this or that, you'll see such videos popping up in her reels.

So before you think about marriage, get her comfortable and watch some videos together with her on her Facebook or tiktok account.

Don't let her skip some videos. Most girls will want to skip some videos that talk about things that will gas you up.

Let them all play. Watch for an hour or two and make your judgement.
You think she will allow you access to her phone?
RomanceRe: Before Marrying Her, Do This Important Thing First by DeclanR(m): 11:59am On Feb 06
angelboy01:
You are 100 percent right. Before I married my ex. I saw her photos in clubs with other girls too. But love cover my eyes. Marriage wey no even last one year. Well, lesson learnt.
If you ignore the Signs, you'll see Wonders later on.
HealthRe: Men Must Ejaculate 21 Times Monthly – Daddy Freeze by DeclanR(m): 11:57am On Feb 06
saasala:
I am a man with a high sex drive and I try to knack a woman (Be it my wife or any other woman I fancy) at every opportunity I get but I cant see how it is possible for me to ejaculate 21 times in a month. This means I have to have sex 21 days out of 30 since I hate masturbation with passion and I cannot have sex more than once in a day.

I have to be a jobless man with no direction to do this.

Tueh!
So u only do one round each time you have sex or what exactly are u trying to say?

They didn't say u should have sex 21 times or days in a month, they said ejaculate 21 times.
IslamRe: Ramadan Is Almost Here. Are We Ready? by DeclanR(m): 11:54am On Feb 06
kolafolabi:
This is a deeply reflective and timely reminder. It beautifully emphasizes that Ramadan is not just a ritualistic month but an opportunity for sincere spiritual renewal and self-improvement.
Life is too hard for me at this point in time
IslamRe: Ramadan Is Almost Here. Are We Ready? by DeclanR(m): 11:53am On Feb 06
DeltaBachelor:
Chai. Ramadan always make me remember those years in Kano. Enough free food and meat after the day’s fasting and during Sallah. Chai !
See mentality abeg..

Instead of u to think of how you can be the one giving out free food to the less privileged ones, you're waiting to get free food?

May God show u Mercy
IslamRe: Ramadan Is Almost Here. Are We Ready? by DeclanR(m): 11:52am On Feb 06
I'm not ready.
It seems we all are just deceiving ourselves, people are wicked to one another. There's no love amongst us
PoliticsRe: Obidients Plan Protest At National Assembly by DeclanR(m): 10:08am On Feb 06
OnyeObowo1:
I will be there live..
We move
Me too.
If we die, we die!
HealthRe: Help! I'm Going Deaf by DeclanR(op): 10:04am On Feb 06
DSS1335:
We need more awareness about the danger of prolonged use of earphones 🎧...

sorry op, your case should trigger the needed awareness.
Your inner hair cells has probably been desensitized by prolonged exposure to sounds. . You are likely to suffer from noise-induce hearing loss which is often irreversible. Go and visit an ENT specialist at any teaching hospital for proper diagnosis and management plans. Thank you
Irreversible?
Please don't get me more worried 😭
Foreign AffairsThrowback Picture Of Vladimir Putin At 5 In 1958 (Photo) by DeclanR(op):
This is a picture of the Russian President with His Mum when he was just Five years old.

If anybody had told his mum that this little boy would grow up to become the president of Russia, she wouldn't believe.

Look how gentle and innocent he looked, today, he's Brutal and Ruthless.

You can see the comment beneath the post, while it sounds funny, it is actually true.


Nlfpmod

SportsRe: Throwback Picture Of Akor Adams,. Dreams Truly Comes True by DeclanR(m): 9:59am On Feb 06
You guys should stop the hype please.

He's good, nothing more. He will do better as time progresses
CrimeRe: Man Caught With 4 Human Heads In Ogun by DeclanR(m): 9:38am On Feb 06
Ogun, the HEADquarters.

Nawaooo
HealthHelp! I'm Going Deaf by DeclanR(op): 9:35am On Feb 06
Please Doctors, kindly come to my aid.

WHAT HAPPENED

I don't know if it's called Earpod, Earbud or Airpod, but it's all earpiece.
So I bought a Bluetooth one, downloaded Spotify playlist app on my phone's playstore and began listening to jamz 24/7 except when I'm bathing. Even at work, I use it.

I wasn't used to using accessories like this.

So, I noticed a pain inside my right ear, later it became a boyl. I felt the pains, took Bicham ampiclox and after a few days, it disappeared.

Now I can't hear with that ear any longer. I can only partially hear with it.

HOW AM I FEELING ?

In the ear, I feel like there's a blockage which is impeding sound. I feel like there's water in there. You know how it is when you're bathing and water enters into your ear? That's how the feeling is, right now. If I'm talking to someone, I feel there is an earpiece hanging in my ear, so I need to speak louder than normal. This is the Third day.
I am worried.

PoliticsRe: ‘he Stole Church Offerings’ — Sowore Rejuvenates Childhood Rumours In Escalating by DeclanR(m): 9:24am On Feb 06
Dalohad:
Wike Don dey thief public money even from Childhood? shocked

Sowore tell you us more..
Keep ignoring me
PoliticsRe: Abdul-Aziz, Ganduje’s Son Visits Kwankwaso In Kano (Pictures) by DeclanR(m): 9:33pm On Feb 05
The most self-centred Nigerian politician ever
CelebritiesRe: You Are Not A Witch - Angela Okorie Apologises To Mercy Johnson by DeclanR(m): 7:20pm On Feb 05
goslowgoslow:
Is English difficult to understand? Go back and read my comment again because you obviously cannot comprehend.
Olem'wa otuka otuka Nyi ari'le
FamilyRe: ₦10M To Watch Your Entire Life History With Your Parents. (Photo) by DeclanR(op): 4:50pm On Feb 05
Dalohad:
Very good Sir, my discipline, morals and intelligence made a Medical Scientist and an Assistant Professor with a University in the USA.

Apart from the little juvenile exuberance that my parents themselves corrected the Nigerian way when I was a little lad grin, there will be nothing else negative to see in that video.
Don't u reply PMs?
CelebritiesRe: You Are Not A Witch - Angela Okorie Apologises To Mercy Johnson by DeclanR(m): 3:58pm On Feb 05
goslowgoslow:
You people need to get education. A crime is something you can use under the law to prosecute somebody.
Under what law will you take me to a judge because I called your mum a witch.
Unfortunately you cannot differentiate something you can use in court from something that can get you angry which is not necessarily a crime. Nigerians thueh!
Are you not an African?
Are you not a Nigerian?

The fact that something isn't legally a crime, doesn't make it morally and culturally right
FamilyRe: ₦10M To Watch Your Entire Life History With Your Parents. (Photo) by DeclanR(op): 2:19pm On Feb 05
Onlinetutor7:
Even $100 Billion. I won't. E get why.
You're a bad boy in Apostle Johnson Suleimans voice 😃
FamilyRe: ₦10M To Watch Your Entire Life History With Your Parents. (Photo) by DeclanR(op): 2:19pm On Feb 05
Freshandfitpod:
I'm a born again Christian, I don't have anything to hide, I'm super proud of myself. Where is the cheese?
Lol.. so you got born again right from Momsy's womb Abi...
No let Momsy begin laugh u for where she dey abeg. 😃
FamilyRe: ₦10M To Watch Your Entire Life History With Your Parents. (Photo) by DeclanR(op): 1:54pm On Feb 05
Dalohad:
Very good Sir, my discipline, morals and intelligence made a Medical Scientist and a Assistant Professor with a University in the USA.

Apart from the little juvenile exuberance that my parents themselves corrected the Nigerian way when I was a little lad grin, there will be nothing else negative to see in that video.
I'm almost morally same as you.
Bravo!
I'm super proud of you.
Pls mentor me 🙏
FamilyRe: ₦10M To Watch Your Entire Life History With Your Parents. (Photo) by DeclanR(op): 1:43pm On Feb 05
Bakrabas:
And this stupid topic was moved to FP. The admin that pushed this should be sanctioned. Irrelevant topic
Okay, my sympathies are with you sir
FamilyRe: ₦10M To Watch Your Entire Life History With Your Parents. (Photo) by DeclanR(op): 1:43pm On Feb 05
Dalohad:
Yes, I would..

I have always been a good boy and a honorable person..
How good are you Sir?

You can't be that good
FamilyRe: ₦10M To Watch Your Entire Life History With Your Parents. (Photo) by DeclanR(op): 1:42pm On Feb 05
MrJames007:
Op, answer the question first. Would you?
Yes na.
I did not do any bad thing, so there's nothing to hide 😃
CelebritiesRe: You Are Not A Witch - Angela Okorie Apologises To Mercy Johnson by DeclanR(m): 1:24pm On Feb 05
Rebelutionary:
Abi o help me tell him! People just feel they can open their mouths and say whatever because they have ring light.

Calling someone a witch isn't a "crime", making false accusations is! Cyberstalking is! U go explain which meeting me and you dey attend for night. Don't play o!
I was really surprised at the guy's question.

When someone calls his mum a witch, I hope he claps for the person
PoliticsRe: Name One Senator Who Can Survive 2027 Without Rigging by DeclanR(m): 1:23pm On Feb 05
Lzkdy:
Revolution, like some people would say
I'm going through serious hardship and nobody to call on
PoliticsRe: Name One Senator Who Can Survive 2027 Without Rigging by DeclanR(m): 1:20pm On Feb 05
Nigeria needs good leaders
We suffer today not because we are lazy, but because our political leaders are evil and incompetent

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