₦airaland Forum

Kingsteve:
If wishes were horses, Deepfeel will ride.

Don't say I didnt warn you

Britboy:
I know, a pretty tasty healthy diet of shit!

Any surprises?
Nahhh

I can see you are craving for sh*t , well here it is, eat it, neatly placed on a plate for you

Kingsteve:
And are you aware I am British by birth?
NEWSFLASH: I've visited the US thrice!







Hehe!

So ? We will still find a way, we will kidnap you, inject you with some hard drugs, label you a drug dealer, put some stash in your belonging, and all will be over about you

Britboy:
After you.
Isn't that what you live for?
Eating shit?
Bon Appetit!

No no no , its actually what you live for, its obvious from your obsession with it, come it this sh*t while it's still hot , I assure you, you will ask for more cause I have being on a pretty tasty healthy diet lately

Kingsteve:
To the right one, I'm def a lover boy.
No shame.
It is who I am!

You got a problem with that?

And are you aware, that gentle man you are trying to snatch his woman is an american citizen by birth?
He can have you jailed and deported the day you step foot in USA , even before you see khiaa

Kingsteve:
Hehe
This is just the beginning.
No need to press the panic botton yet.
Do that when I eventually see Khiaa... Live!


*Laughs hysterically *

Young man, looks like you want to die Lover boy?


Khiaa Pls talk to him

Britboy:
You can call me psychotic if that makes you eat shit better.

Bottomline... Stay the fvck away!

Is that how much you love sh*tt? here come eat this one before it gets cold, hurry up young man

Tweiker:
See this Yahoo Yahoo boy wanabe Zombi actor. Mouth dey scratch you abi?

@Deepfeel that KingSteve. He's very harmless, he and brit accent. It's just that husbandsnatcha has a thing for him. Lol

Keep an eye on harmless kingsteve he is dangerously getting close to your woman, I feel uncomfortable

You still sound a little bit insane,

are you sure you took the drugs? Take some more young man

Britboy:
This is what you get when you poke your nose in other people's matter...You eat shit!






Stay away!
Far, far away, or I'll make you eat your shit.
Kapish?

khiaa:
LMAO That fat skanky lesbian COW is your friend's wife.

Easternprince , tweiker , I can't be fighting guys off khiaa if you ain't showing interest

Do the needful brother

Young man, you sound and look like a pig talking about sh*t eating so calmly and smooth, your obsession with sh*t shows how dirty you are , is that what do on daily basis, dip your finger in your anus and lick ? You are damm dirty , I feel dirty mentioning you right now I won't lie, am pretty sure you are on some sort of medication "suffering from mental illness" ?


You know what get off nairaland , head straight to where you kept your drugs , take them ,

Me and tweiker will be praying for you

Britboy:
And who the fvck are you?
You also wanna have a taste of the shit eating spree?
Ok, here's what you gon' do!

In your dirty and sweaty state, stick your index finger up your filthy butt.
Wriggle it real good, real, real good.
Bend it, and try to bring out remnants of your shit.

Sniff it!
Taste it, and lick it!

When you done...

You can come engage me!
Mere mortals!

Kingsteve:
Ok then, better not keep me waiting for too long.
You know what I mean...

You bully my friend and on top of it trying to snatch his woman?

Khiaa I won't take this

Young man, slow down before you hurt yourself

Don't try to bully your elders , its not a smart thing to do,
Take my advice and walk away quietly, in a gentle and humble manner ,
Leave tweiker and husbandsnatcha in one peace , for your own good little man

Britboy:
I see you really wanna have a taste of what the Britboy is cooking, huh?
They say: curiosity kills the cat!

Why don't you go dip your hands in a pile of dog shit, and scoop a handful of it, shove it down your throat, eat it!
Masticate it,
Swallow it,
And digest it.

When you done, then you can have a feel of what the Britboy is cooking...just a tip of the iceberg!

Too nasty?
I'll help you.

Why don't you start with a plate of human shit as an appetizer?

There you go...

Tweiker:
Deepfeel is busy with his new igbo wife. 10 horses can't drag him away.

Try and marry you will understand

Tweiker:
LAMO

Babe are you for real? Nntooor?

Deepfeel check this out.

So you and husbandsnactcha wants to tempt me with those sultry pics , on a Sunday for that matter ?

Hollit there am a married man

BadRadio:
Did u forget it there?

I know u must have been looking for it

Imagine Riele ! she s just too good that nairaland had to issue her a certificate of excellence


Hmm. Nairaland guys have seen a wife material.

They ll be asking for number na!

Deepfeel and co.

MadeINchenzen2:
take ilegendd for instance, deepfeel and bigcowhorn... those guys are something close to superman.

My friend

Michellekabod2:
I will not mind if he can shut his mouth .
I prefer a dunce with a closed mouth to a loquacious person with half truths(for example reno omokri, Femi Fani kayode).

I will prefer a quiet buhari to a loquacious FFK and Reno

Just marry deaf and dumb shikena

EasternPrince:
You be correct amebo

Hahaha

Don't tell me you are scared of your own wife

EasternPrince:
Her diary.

Go read her diary. It reminds me a lot of my life growing up without a parent. Most people don't understand her pain or why she is spending so much time online but I do.

Moreover, i used to know her before as Blackivy. She was a fan of mine... all protective and very friendly. One time, in the beginning when BlueBreeze used to target me by calling the mods and I would go after him with different monikers, she realized it was me at one point and told him to stop. I never forgot that. That's how she got on my protection list.

Chia sounds like a love story of two lovers who lost contacts in the 90s and bumped into each other in 2020

I hope khiaa knows about this?

Blu03:
I've always know him... First time we chatted, he was the mother to another moniker... Last year
Yep.

What was the moniker you were using then?

Blu03:
i'm very certain.
You've always been nice, thanks!

I thought you never liked that guy, were you on your period during those days you hated him?

EasternPrince:
Lolz. I'm the police protecting the helpless around here, babe. I'll only be too glad to help, just ask around about me.


@FarFromAverage please kindly desist from bullying this young lady with immediate effect. I will be taking special interest in this matter from now. Feel free to put me to call my bluff I'm really bored..



@Deepfeel how far?

What is going on between you and that young lady, what's there in return for her protection ?

Sammy07:
Wait, b4 doing that, we will have to swear using the traditional method that she isn't going back to her father house

You will swear using our own tractional methods too , that once you die all you have belongs to her

Sammy07:
30billion for a start
I'm also from a royal family.
Linkage of Oluugbo of ugbo kingdom in Ondo State. (The richest king in Nigeria)
Search for it if you're in doubt.

How much is her father net worth? Cos i do classic chick...

Is that so? In that case we will have to up the bride prize to 35 billion, easternprince her senior brother will give you the full list shortly

Rekhina:
Wimps No fighting ooo Blu vs Far
where are those stupid referee of mine deepfeel bigcowhorn

That girl blu03 has been adopted by khiaa she's not my responsibility let khiaa handle it

Rekhina:
Meet deepfeel n bigcowhorn to give u list of items for marriage

Hope he knows your bride prince is not cheap

Sammy07:
So when are we doing ours??

If husbandsnatcha catch you ehn

How much do you have in your account young man, Rekhina is from a royal family do you know what that means? Her bride prize is from 5 million upward

Rekhina:
#Metaphical Has dumped me 4 another lady ,and she happens to be my iburibu friend Funmisticqueen2 ,Men are wicked is it because I don't have big baka @

Anyways metaphysical engages Funmisticqueen ( ifuro ko oha)

Legendhero ur second account has dumped me because I don't have bigbottom
Sammy07 googi
AstroG nlposter deepfeel bigcowhorn osuamaka wish them well. Lolest

Wow those two look good together

MadeINchenzen2:
who missed me?

First thing first. where is ilegendd... I ve really missed his muthf**king ass

Where is Amatarasha?
...and deepfeel, and BigCowHorn.
I hope they re still alive.

khiaa nkó? did she finally agree to marry Born2fuck?

GOFRONT hw far na?

I noticed Riele and blu03 has occupied pocket of spaces and taking Nairaland romance section like their fathers property?


someone should get me water to drink abeg... it wasnt an easy ride....

I ll grab my sit and someone should debrief me what has been happening over here while I was away.

#GREENPILL is back


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Weren't you the one I saw on Facebook begging Nigerian government to bring you home, from Wuhan China?

khiaa:
Beaten by whom, the perfects? Is that why that girl felt she had the right to slap you. Those perfects would get a serious beat down over here and the principal or any other school official who touches a child would be arrested and may lose their jobs and get knock the hell out by the child's family.

Prefects will be beaten by teachers and principal,

The world you live in is different from the one we live in, though the beating and punishing of students by prefects and teachers has changed its not like it used to be during our time, you beat a child in school today thier parents will come to fight you, but during our school days it was acceptable , but we did rebelled against prefects and teachers during vacations especially by students who knew they won't be returning to same school

khiaa:
Punished how? Are they suspended from school, are they beaten? What is the punishment?

They are punished like every other student if they are not doing the right thing, they can be suspended , beaten sacked as prefects depends