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JurassicPark: @Op cooked up this story!
Ok, Prove me wrong by quoting his username

don't mind her. its false story.

3cycle: Yeah I think so.
I have over 200 pm's already so ama try another person since the wooyee aint available.
But how I wan take start to dey reply all of them?

Funny nairalanders

see how smart you are. some guys on nairaland hv fish brain. 200pms lol

3cycle: You can say that again.
He told me to try someone else, how can I when he killed the energy in me with his response

you went for da wrong guy.

RedEboe: Till date I have been unable to watch Psquare's Ejeajo music video from begining to end for no other reason than the fact that i find that video/song utterly disgraceful.

Most devoted/diehard Psquare fans feel the same way too, but many will not say a word; some keep on replaying Ejeajo, hoping the song will eventually grow on them...its not happening.

Psquare has released its first major flop and the inclusion of American rapper T.I will not save them this time around.

The Ejeajo song sounded below average, ordinary, nothing catchy, no rhythm and to sum it all up, totally tasteless. It seems as though the sole purpose of this song was just to feature T.I and break into the American market.

I can bet my very last kobo that any American (Black) who's opportuned to watch Ejeajo video will laugh off his seat saying, "Who are these African booty scratchers trying too hard to sound like us and dance better than Usher?"
I felt the same way watching Peter Okoye putting in so much "gra gra" into his dance moves.

But on a serious note, about Nigerian artistes wanting to break into the American market; do these Nigerian artistes think that the Jay Zs, P Diddys and Dr Dre's will sit back and watch Nigerian music break into US Hip hop market? Especially in an America where music and sports are the few things black Americans can really hold on to. So they (Black American artistes) will allow some black African musician to come in and steal their domestic market share?

Nigerian music is already big in many African countries like Kenya,Zambia,Ghana and even South Africa. Do we think indigenous artistes and music promoters in these African countries are happy with Nigerians dominating their respective music scenes?

Why will Black Americans not stay proactive and stop Nigerian music from gaining foothold in their market?

Now here's the truth,someone should tell Psquare that its time to go back to the drawing board and re-invent themselves. I don't know the duo's football age but i'm guessing they are in their mid thirties. When dancing musicians start growing older or maturing, they concentrate more on the quality of their music, where more matured dance steps are incorporated. 'Matured dance steps' here simply means slow but sleeker dance moves, just like USHER in GOOD KISSER. And definitely not the 'gra gra' Peter Okoye was showcasing in Ejeajo, epecially to a lousy song.

I think it's time the Okoye twins take a break from music for some time; perhaps they can go concentrate on their respective marriages or try to mentor younger musicians with the ability to sing and dance.

After a few years, Psquare can return with a new style and sound.

For now,Psquare has lost it and i hope their closest fans and admirers tell them this truth before it's too late.

Remember Dbanj?

HATER. jealousy will kill you.

op feel very comfortable without panties. yall got problem with that? seriously down there needs freshh air and its good.

funny thing is. they think keeping numerous boy friends make em wise. but like the Op said 20boys = 20joysticks

he who s got ears let em hear. change ur ways if ure guilty of the above listed.

vizkiz: Begging for recharge card

There was this chick on my bbm...we chat like once every 2weeks, and it always a very shortand boring one (those bit*ches wIth the "k" sh*t)

I was shocked when she started asking me "hope you'v eaten today" and what are you doing presently....not knowing she will end up with "please can you hep me with one thousand naira card? Like wtf!!!!

hahahaha. very bad atitude.

landg: @ OP I perceive u re a gay nt a guy..All ds tins makes a man..A man tills in evry form n is always soft wit ladies..The prob we face in our marriages ds days is dt we have many males few men..We expect d women to love us, toast us,like our pages, trip for us, clothe us, flaunt around us, feed us, accommodate us, buy properties for us, wed us, work fr us, produce children fr us n wen we married, climb us to have sex (Not saying its wrong) but men are jus becoming mere males...We forget dt d pride of a lady has always bn reserving their emotions fr marriage n d forming aspect.. We can hear our fathers tell beautiful stories of how much it cost dm to make our mothers accept their proposals n Hw much dy had to Impress her..
Please guys drs nothing wrong with tripping fr a girl n trying to express ur God's given emotions through calls or liking her posts or pix..
Jus b urself...
Jus b d man
Take d lead
If shes too decent to gv in cheaply, TILL Sincerely till u gt her as ur bride..

you re doomed. if u ain't careful.

fighting over a girl with a fellow guy. even wen its obvious she ain't into you.

Antell95: Ok Liverpool fans, Falcao was a panic buy. We were left with no choice after you beat us to Rickie Lambert

even with Falcao yall will still struggle. Manchester utd players lack confidence now.

spanzed: God forbid..

hahahahaha

dead line day. I think we are gonna witness exits today. wish we can secure alex song singature.

who enjoyed yesterdays win against Tottenham? walk on ! walk on!! walk on !!! YNWA

Ksslib: Ode.

Happy new month too..

wishing all of us da best.

and Tottenham were busy flexin muscles with Qpr lastweek. how about 4 guys?

colossus2: Ain't watching any more

Nooo come here you must finish it today ooo.

we go dey Fork Tottenham reach tomorrow. MORENO GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL.

I can't wait to see Coutinho and Markovic. thunder fire Tottenham hahahaha.

penalty 2-0

Lovrn and Sakho should watch it. YNWA

luvola: I opened Liverpool thread first , was banned for several hours and the mod quickly moved this thread that was created yesterday to the front page . double standard .

you ain't a true Liverpool supporter. that's why.

Odunharry: If tottenham lose today,i go dactivate ma nairaland acct

yo bluffing. will remind you after 90mins

richarts: Of course Tottenham will trash them.

OK...

luvola: If we lose to Tottenham ,I will cease to be a Liverpool fan again. Rodgers should stop starting Johnson. Why on earth will you start Allen while Markovic is rusting on the bench. Rodgers should be careful and should select the right player against spur.

YOU AINT A TRUE KOP FELLA. #redlife #redordead YNWA

Moderators why is this thread not on front page yet.
Lets go guys YNWA

moderators why is this game not on front page yet?
lets go boys YNWA

Falcao is available for £60million Man United should sIgn him hahahahahhaha

phreakabit: Arsenal and YNWA in one line, and correlated?
Dafuq?!

simply shows I'm a Liverpoolfc supporter. dumb though I congratulated them.

wincyhov: real madrid fans that are celebrating already should remember that Real Madrid have never won an
official match
vs Liverpool
ever

tell them oooo the last time we met it was Liverpool 5 - 0 Real madrid at bernabeu. YNWA

come on you KOPS !!!! YNWA

I still don't understand why Sakho will sit on da bench for Dejan Lovrn. come he just git outtta Southampton. no solid experience with a top team. I wish jon Flanagan returns fast. to support da right.