₦airaland Forum

LabStores:
Ram meat is not bacon.

rams are sheep. Sheeps are mutton...

Mariangeles:
Alatenuje!

My Mamacita ..

Should I come to you instead , make you cook those combination wey dey burst brain for me

carl90:
How many Nigerian men advise their women to get all those safety gadgets in the kitchen ?
The Nigerian women are not some omniscient beings .

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Wtf !!!



Why do you need a man to advise you to do the needful ..


If you're caterer some where, would you need your boss to advise you before you do the needful, you'd just get sack for nothing

papiilo:
Chairman I am really happy for you, sir may I get sth to buy fish or chicken?

After spending 500k ...


Pity the man na...

Abbeytoy:
One village in Ibadan. Be there

Where for ibadan you dey??


Make I come gbenusi

Exgee:
Doctors should please Explain this. I believe this is called Breast Assymetry ?

Why are the Twins uneven?

I get really scared when I see such.

You hardly detect the difference in size on some ladies, while in some, the disparity in size is Crystal obvious especially when they are without Bra.

Bra hides a lot about women's breast. I know of some ladies who are almost without breasts or maybe flat breasts, but as soon as they wear bra, everywhere becomes full. Some use padded bras to jack it up and make the twins look Big, it is only when the bra is taken off that you'll see for yourself.

Bro wtf?!!!

whippersnapper:
Shame on the super eagles. Everything about this useless banana republic is connection. I know we're done for when we draw teams like Rwanda, Niger,Jamaica, teams wey if them jam Spain na 5:0 them go chop for first half. Why do they keep inviting old cargos who bring absolutely nothing to the team. Ahmed Musa is supposed to be nowhere there. Make e just dey repair toto. Also heard the NPFL highest goals scorer wasn't even invited. What a shame. Na one shameless agbaya for remo stars with him molo like ten hag. Lastly we need creative midfielders in that middle iwobi is the direct opposite of what he's at Fulham

he plays wide at Fulham...

okomile:
Relax
Your time shall come


Enjoy what you do best

He's already 30 ..

His time is almost over

Natbrowny:
This is for deep thinkers. I know I'll be slammed and choke slammed for posting this.

Ur mother loves you because you are her son.
Ur wife's love (if not a golddigger or these mo-f*ckers out there nowadays) is really on another level.
Your siblings will protect and fight 4u coz they are ur brothers and sisters

For the real wifeys out there who loves who they marry for who they are, i salute you (una fit no plenty but my salute to you heads on)

Lol ... The image is so wrong ...


Wife marry you for who you are, even the females wouldnt agree to that..

Maeve7:
Does the wife have eyes in the back of her head to react to it? They asked her to pose for the picture and that’s what she is doing. Besides, not all mothers would react like this.

I'm pretty sure she would have heard the noise from the guys aback yet she didn't bother to see what those guys are doing to her newly wedded husband ..

What if he handed on the ground band hit his head .. her new husband faa

😒😒😒😒

Kobojunkie:
Not all wives end up mothers or want to be. And the same way all wives are not cut out of the same cloth, so also, all mothers are not cut out of the same cloth.

That's not the basis of this argument ..

Stop going off point..

Kimbeast:
Liverpool escaped the first leg without conceding 5. What are you talking about.

How come they didn't hit Liverpool with the 5 in the second leg 🤔🤔🤔😒😒

DenreleDave:
Both one and 2 are postpills

Technically, yeah!!

Kidoi123:
oga he's not lying there's postinor and there's postinor 2 which comes in two tables while the former comes in 10 tables five in each row

postinor 2 the one witha green pack doesn't come in two tablet .. postinor , the one with a white pack is the one that comes with either two or one tablet ..

Can't really remember
.e don tey..

dammiedot:
Before postnoir 2, the postnoir i know had about 10 tabs in a sachet. I dont know if its is still sold now. This was early 2000

that's postpill ..

Motorhead ..

Looks descent ..

But just very predictable..

LoneSoldier:
Just free those dogs, which one is garri and groundnut now.... Haba!!!

Dey play ..

Foods like that dey even improve their immune system , ask ekuke...

Sultty:
pet owners isonu... You better switch to Nigerian Shepard aka ekuke. I own 1 and i no send him papa, it eats whatever i eat for that day and if i don't feed it it goes to the street to feed itself with anything including human shit. For those saying original german shepherd bark will make me shit and mess on my body don't you think mine always alert me when my house/wife's shop is being broken into? Of course it does so what else is special about oyinbo dogs except unnecessary billings

This one no go get security instinct nw

Can't they feed them the local fooy ..



At least if they've grown to a particular extent .. start feeding them them our local food .


I don see foreign breed wey dey drink garri even leak sweet...

BlueAngel444:
Inter have done a great service removing those bracabots

I'm done watching the match ..

It's a fvcking humiliation at this point

Inter wey bottle league give measley Napoli ..

I am not surprised ..

A Barca vs PSG would've bang

Ilekokonit:
It was created to foster unity amongst blacks living in the UK. Serious rivalry and animosity been dey between Jamaicans and Nigerians many years ago.

oh ..


That explains the name unity ..

So na only blacks wey dey u.k dey play am

What is this unity cup though ..

Na charity competition??

But is this competition some sort of charity competition??

Bread and indomie ..

Garri .. even though i seldom eat this lately . It rarely cross my mind .. na only when this girl been supply me kuli naim I dey reason am ..


Palm oil rice, crayfish and egg .. I can't get enough of it.



I like am pass party jollof rice ..

Any woman that wouldnt tag team to make our lives better would be dumped for the one that would .. I don't care if we ate shiit together...

A case study is the movie acrimony or whatever ..

Cleanthes:
I always wonder why most of Nigerian girls are not looking for richness instead they r looking for a rich man
Is it impossible for a woman to get rich in Nigeria or the women in Nigeria are just lazy?

That is the thing that beats me too ...

Why no get that richness for yourself and become a woman of substance ..

solihu:
No problem, you have water and she has sugar. Where the hell is garri?

sugar and water is water and glucose . Them go dey alright .. Dem no need the garri .

😂😂😂

DixseenMktPlace:
You have a point ❤️
Personally I’m not comfortable with my woman bringing what we shall eat or drink to the table.

Na knacks I marry you for, if children come during the knacks it’s fine but no disappoint for the knacks wey I marry you for.

. Lol .. so knacks is the usefulness of our Nigerian gels .. nawa oo

africandictator:
They gave you their Nigerian kpekus when you were broke. Hahahaha that's the garri they bought

.kpekus wey fit ruin ones life with their fishy scents

😂😂😂😂