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The Joint Admissions and Matriculation Board
(JAMB) has perfected plans to begin the 2016
sales of UTME form by August 31st, 2015.

This was made known by the board’s Head of
Information, Dr Fabian Benjamin in statement
today in Lagos It was gathered that the decision of
the board to make the form available now is to
prepare candidates early for the 2016 Unified
Tertiary Matriculation Examination (UTME).
The scratch cards will be made available from
August 31st, 2015 and can be purchased from the
following banks; Zenith Bank, Sky Bank and First
Bank. ”The registration fee for the UTME is N5,000
and candidates are also to pay N500 to obtain the
textbook, The Last Days at Forcados High School’.
”Candidates will, however, be issued the book at
the point of registration after showing evidence of
payment,” the statement stated. Prospective
candidates are advised to ensure they obtained
the application forms early as well as fill their
personal data correctly to avoid any mix-up.
The deadline for sales of form is January 15, 2016.
While the registration website will close January
19th, 2015. The 2016 UTME examination is
expected to begin Feb.29 and end on March 14,
2016.
Note: The UTME will be 100% Computer Based
Test (CBT)..

www.myschool.comngschoolnews39402jamb-
utme-2016-salesofformbeginsaugust-31stfind-
important-guidelines.html.

Oyah bh boiz ur tym r number

ibkgab001:
That reminds me of Tunde Alamala


And Iya mutiew @ ogbomosho

Chaii......I don miss ogbomosho food enn(amala nd abula wit ogunfe)...I remember dat pot belle mutiew

Can sum1 pls tell me wat is going on?

Bomoobacom:
which one is your whatsapp contact

Bomoobacom I tot u wrote uniosun post jamb last year...

Tosyni:
I wnt sum1 should pls ansa me i beg

With ur score, u r gud to go....

Tosyni:
pls ansa me i beg

Ar u an indegene?

iamwale:
waow gud.... i tnk d.e list shud b relizd 1st.... sinz we ar nt dat much.... abi wetin una tink....

I tink DE list always comes first b4 jambite list...mrokayokay nd drhammed sud knw beta

iamwale:
p/ume ba cos i tnk d.e is by october.... ar u a student or aspiring also? n tnx fr ur wish earlier.....

P-utme....ama student

D result suppose to b out mayb in d nxt two weeks abi early september #I guess

iamwale:
NQ? so nw u ar tellin me dat dey wil judge by dat? abi ur scores.... so nw if i stammer bt i av dstinction n anoda persn ansad wel n av pass... so u min dy wil pik d persn wt pass n throw me away? guy e b lyk say u no dy gt my gist.... ok nw hear dis... so nw u ar tellin dat d persn askd d name of hs rector n ansad is qualified n anoda persn askd d 5c's of credit n attempted is nt qualified n rememba u ar given tym to tnk, is dat 1 fair? 5seconds if no ansa u ar out..... read mubarakopeyemi post abov..... guy frget abt stammer.... dey ar nt usin d intaview na ur paper go spik n God by ur syd....

Okay I get u nw....I don't knw abt any oda college buh dey were given tym here in ejigbo campus because dey r nt much.....@iamwale@mubarakopeyemi no worry al iz well......

iamwale:
ds year? abi last year? n hw sure ar u dat it is d 1s dat cn express dersef wey pikd? U DY WORK FOR ADMISSION OFFICE guy c ehm... d man in okuku wnt evn allow u to think.... he wants his ansa shap shap n evn if u say hmmmmmmmm it is sai.... d next tin is go out,he wnt allow u tink... mubarakopeyemi is my witness.... i swr.... i dy paaaraaa nw sef.... dat man no do anytin.... i av bn intaviewd in a bank bfr n guy it ws easy fr me...y? cos i sat dwn n ws given chans to express mysef.... n nt standin n rushin u to produce ansa shap shap... d questions wey evn sumhw, sum1 at ur Bak knws wat u wey askd n wil quikly google it.... sum askd lecturers names...oda centers cn b gud oo bt guyz beliv me okuku campus wsnt gud... guy cnfam wella acct aspirant aint hapi unles dem gv all of us admission or atlst half of us....

The inteview was held on saturday....nd I was fortunate to b in sch.....c guy once u chose any agric course baba dey don already admit u...out of abt 15-16 of dem only three ar nt admited,those three guyz were stamering nd d professor put NQ in d form wich means dey r nt qualify..

Sum DE aspirants cam to ejigbo for der inteview....only 13 of dem ar selected d rest ar nt qualify simply because dey can't express dersef ...pls odas sud tak note..listen nd inteprete d questn b4 u answer watever dey ask u

I remember wen my mum saw me wit a laptop in d middle of d nyt,I was watchin film tho nd she said God my son don dey do yahoo yahoo...dat nyt enn I hear d sermon of my life#luv u mum

Man city don win already......

ihatebuhari lol pple don finish dis guy...beta change ur nick asap

Nyc one op..Thumb up.........pls giv God all dis excuses on d judgement day

Goal ooooooooooo

Was beaten too....dis last weekend fr dance wit a gal .......tank God dat I sabi one of dem...I for don pa-in

U're xooo on point

True

Three days?!.......chisos

Eleyi gidigan

Hw can sum1 bash my car nd go scotfree ....If u were in dat soldier shoes...I swear u will equally do d same....

dey fr don hand him over to d police nah....

If u lik hate frm tonyt till tomao...none of u guyz av achieve wat he has gat..stop hatin nd pray fr ur own upliftment

D chibok girls will b release once baba get there

Hmmm...... politics