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oppsbel:
please how can I do that,please tell me more about it

I dunno much abt it....buh u can visit d college secretary or go to ur department...they'll hlp u out

kasla07:
pls i want to change my course is it posible urgent reply plssss....

It is possible buh u'll av to pay 25k after payin ur acceptance fee

She b lik peacock

Kk

CuckoldMaster:
The op is a fool. Probably yoruba. They are the ones that think like that.

Wat is dis one saying?

Oyah op receive ur brain bck

Hmmm.....thinkin of anoda fast food

Chaii naija I hail ooo I knw if buhari sef sud do anyhw u guyz go woze am

Good of u....clap for yourself

Op dats nigeria mentality for u

Op u fall my hand ooo.....nd wat is sexy bout d pix...was xpectn to c her in bikini tho

Lmao .....buhari bishar

i can still remember vividly my fresher's days when
I had to go about the campus with my files and
asking people for information. i can say it was
embarrassing but was also fun and it is always easy
to know a fresher in the campus. Here are some of
the types of freshers you meet in the campus.

1. The JJCs: every little thing amazes them(the
buildings, crowd, cars. Etc) You begin to wonder if it
is their first time of going out.

2. The ajebohs: they flaunt their wealth in the
campus and remind you who their father is at every
slightest opportunity. They display their phones;
take people out for a treat regularly to impress.
Majority of the people in this category got the
money via extortion from their parents and
everything normally cease after their first year in
school.

3. The gurus: first to ask and answer questions in the
class, suggests taking their mates tutorials and
depends in the past glory from their secondary
school. If you fall in this category, just pray you don’t
meet some silent and low key gurus in your class
that will outshine you if you don’t work hard.

4. The womanizers: the only thing they think of is
how to get the opposite sex. The guys desperately
want to date every girl on campus maybe because of
the freedom and access they enjoy.

5. The socialites: similar to the womanizers. They
want to be everywhere, associate with everybody on
campus. You find them in all parties, fellowships,
community days and they even forget their main
motive of being in the campus.

6. The politicians: few weeks after reg and they start
vying for post(s). They contest for the class/course
rep as if they are the Buhari of the campus.

7. The historians: some will always tell you about
their family, previous school. The most annoying
ones are those that always refer to their age and the
number of times they have written jamb. Like who
cares!!!

8. The oversabis : they claim to know everything
going on in the school already as if they have spent
7 years. They try to put people through the reg,
knows the names of all the lecturers but you later
discover they themselves are naïve.

9. The preachers: after resumption theirs is to win
as many souls as possible.

10. I was in this category. Cool, social, brilliant, handsome and well packaged guy.

NOTE: this is C and P

Dammydoe:
Pls help wit Uniosun website

Drop ur jamb reg num

hadecole159:
actually i have been given admission...was just asking on behalf of friends that are not yet informed

Aii congrat ......wlc to uniosun

Drink a bottle of magic moment nd move on

hadecole159:
@dejimax...u must be kidding....or are u 4 real?av u seen urs?

C thomas

D list is out oooooooooooo.....go check urz shaparly

World famous

Weapon factory

Wide field

Well formed

Wanna f**k....

Chaii

SuPeRq:
Yobe State Uni is faster dan UNIOSUN. Dey resumed 4 2014/2015 session may 30th, they r in d mid of second semester nw

Okay....I hear u...meanwhile we're on second semester break nd we'll resume for anoda session next month

tswagg007:
deji deji,abeg drop ur number,na ty be dis,I don dey look 4 ur number

08072747342

Exagge007:
Deejaymax, you dey pop your head here too abi
. . . .Confvirm, goood to know you are here.
Itua nko??
Fineyemi, mrokeke, bomobacoom and the house. . . . Good morning oooh. Kay here.

Itua dey ooo......

UniosunGuy:
no vex oo i no sabi u... i be dollypee for pd

Aiit no p....tot u were dollypee wey dey live for alake ni...

She break my hrt...I begged her back..deflowered her nd dump her
Now she's beggin me

FiDeLiTy101:
Physiology aspirant here with a score of 61.9%, not indigene and also choose uniosun as second choice. What are my chances? Had 239 in jamb.

You r welcom 2 uniosun....Congratulation

UniosunGuy:
Ogamisir ! I've been good.. I dey here o.. Whats ur nomeclature Sir?

Nah me deji pupa ....

Okay....

UniosunGuy:
@Fineyemi, All Otunbakplu Info is based on COA..college of Agric.. And I think U should reason with the message he's passing across.. I actually see sense in it Sir...

Otunbakplu.. its Dollypee .. I changed my account due to some reasons..

Pezzle ao far nah...so u sef dey cum here....kplus I hail oo

Here I come