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One day Little Johnny says to his father:

I want to get married.
Father: Oh, so do you have someone special in your mind?
Johnny: Yes , Grandma.
Father: What? There is a problem now, you want to marry my mother?
Johnny: Why not? You married my mother.



THE MEXICAN
Aimara, a Mexican maid announced to her Boss Mr Blanco and his wife that she was quitting. When asked why, she replied, “I’m in the family way.”

The wife was totally surprised and shocked, and asked who it was.

The maid replied, “Your husband and your son.”

Mrs Blanco was mortified and demanded an explanation.

“Well,” Aimara explained, “I go to the library to clean it and your husband say, ‘You are in the way’. I go to the living room to clean and your son say ‘You are in my way’. So I’m in the family way and I quit.”

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A big tough Mexican man married a good-looking Mexican lady and after the wedding, laid down the following rules:

“Honey, I’ll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want – and I don’t expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless I tell you otherwise. I’ll go hunting, fishing, boozing, and card-playing when I want with my old buddies and don’t you give me a hard time about it.

Those are my rules! Any comments?”

His lovely new bride said, “No, that’s fine with me. Just understand that there will be sex here at eight o’clock every night – whether you’re here or not.”

Inherit.

Because of low self esteem, or what do you think?

Not too nice. So how are you today?

So ThatYou CanPlay.

Elevator.

Algeria.

Where my peeps.

I dunno, why would you ask me that?

What a day.

Intra.

Hmmm i see, no harm in having fun is there?

Uzbekistan.

Nah, it's open to everyone. Yea I've been kinda busy akunta and you?

Iceland.

Hello my people.

Irony.

Mine was okay too, it's a new day isn't it?

Amphibian.

I'm just wondering that is all, is that a crime?

Immersible.

If it will bring the confidence of investors back to the capital market, then why not.

Bolivia.

Lying about their real age, seems to me to be a very common thing a great percentage of women out there do.
What gives?

Why are you asking, can't you figure it out yourself?

Maybe yes, maybe no. It's a new day is it not?

Where aremy peeps.

Shame.

And how many other government facilities have been left in a rut for years ?
From bridges to stadiums to hospitals to universities, to national monuments, to heroes, to . . .you get the picture.

^Is that right.

Hmmm.

As in something that you are passionate about, get it?

It's all good.