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Blame your poor cooking skills.

My day's been uneventful so far, who will i blame?

Beauty is relative, is it not?

What a day.

Make her cold!!

Clear skies here.

^Really? Kool.

Antagonizing.

iyatrustee:
i love you

You Love who?

^Yes it is.

Anastasia.

It's a free world. So when you mentioned you wanted a shopping spree- it was all about your stomach?

Intact.

Morning and welcome.

I'm afraid it's all part of it. Don't you think?

Ordain.

If you say so. So are you a stylish person?

Intrepid.

^You are welcome.

Well i won't say i know what you are going through -cause I've never been in that spot. But why not just trust your heart, give him the benefit of doubt.

Sure thing. But is that what you really want?

Obnoxious.

Lie To Me.
Cougar Town.
NCIS.
CSI: NY
CSI: Miami

The blonde diary
January
**Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.

February
**Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels. Helllloooo!!! Bottles won’t fit in typewriter!

March
**Got really excited…, finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months…, box said “2-4 years!”

April
**Trapped on an escalator for hours…, power went out!

May
**Tried to make Kool-Aid….wrong instructions….8 cups of water won’t fit into those little packets!


June
**Tried to go water skiing…, couldn’t find a lake with a slope.

July
**Lost breast stroke swimming competition…, learned later, the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!

August
**Got wet and locked out of my car in rain storm…, car swamped because soft-top was open.

September
**The capital of California is ‘C’…, isn’t it?

October

*Returned my new but faulty computer as I could not find “any key”.

November
**Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days…, instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108 lbs!

December
**Couldn’t call 911…, ’duh’…, there’s no ‘eleven’ button on the stupid phone!

Yeah sure. Name anything you want, okay?

Quality time, yea.

Jokes for your entertainment -some you may or may not have seen before.

**************Enjoy***************************

igloo.

Wish i knew. So where were we?

Yep it's true.

@OP
That's what happens when there's no trust in a relationship. You dared them to talk to each other, no? So they did, and now you are sulking. Nicca Please, you can't marry her? You had better marry her, at least now you know what she can-or can't do.

Taio Cruz -Dynamite