Ugaboy:
Don't learn data analytics without know SQL, you gather the knowledge in Excel, visualization or design mechanism.

My experience, have me realize that most companies or managers ain't interested in your design but results orientated, insight and solution

How about maximizing your product with Ai tools like chatGPT

I gat you covered.

Is it free?

madscientist88:
engage in fitness training,put yourself on almond and apple diet for two weeks and see what happens.handfull of almond before bedtime and apple in the morning,eat 1hr before any food,then you can proceed with skipping,on may 10th id be 35 but with a clean shave i look 20-21.

dude, pls change the people around you. there's nothing 21 about the picture you just posted. This is my grandpa's exact pix when he was 58

Smokeybrain:
Happy workers day. Since am at home I decided to voice out what is bordering me. First let me give a preamble about myself. I'm an introvert, I don't take alcohol and I have never been to the club. I work with a commercial bank as an ABO and from Niger Delta. I leave in Lagos. I have two ladies in my life and I kind of confused.
The first lady is base in Abuja, 30 years old and an extrovert. She's unemployed and I have knw her for sometime now. This lady is the type that was perfection in everything. I have told her about my intention that I want committed relationship. She didn't say yes and she didn't say no. All what she did was ask me series of questions and I answered. She hardly calls and check on me. I do the most calls and initiate conversations. She can comfortably stay for days without hearing from me. I invited her to Lagos, she came spent few days and left. When she got home, she sent me a text that she didn't get the vibes she was expecting. I was confused. Vibes! What do u mean? She said connections and vibes was not there. Maybe she expects me to be gisting with her till midnight I don't really know. Sometimes I come back from work late, I will talk little, eat and sleep. I don't really know the vibes and I connections she's talking about. This is the lady I spent on, the her flight ticket I paid for it...am still confused.
The second lady, a Fulani Christian from the north, 24 years base in Lagos. A graduate and a fashion designer. She's just the opposite of the first lady. I don't give her much attention like the first lady but no day will pass without her checking on me. I spend little on her unlike the first lady and she doesn't complain. I will like to get married next year. I'm financially okay. Which of these two ladies should I go for am 31yrs.

I guess I will choose the one with big boobs

LordReed:


Those lizards were probably in a territorial fight but you in your ignorance think what is natural is supernatural. SMH.

Okay

Early this morning, before going to church I came out to clean my compound around 7am. As I was cleaning my front, I noticed something rushing towards me and instinctively I struck it, only to see it was a big lizard. Those types with red head. There were actually 2 of them rushing towards me. My striking them was simply by instinct because I didn't have a second to think. I finally flogged them to death and burnt them before burying them.
For those who are spiritual, is this just a coincidence or is there something going on?
I have never had such experience before.
Mods pls front page
Edit
For those who lack comprehension, they were 2 big male lizards with red head

Insultme:


She is not aware I know anything yet.
She only complains that I feel reluctant to touch her even if she is stark naked beside me.
This is not a case of being suspicious, she planned everything before leaving the house that very day. I know the guy sef might be on this forum reading this. 😉😉

Insultme the damage is already done. If I were in your shoes, I will act ignorant and bide my time until Christmas season. Then use it as a reason to come back to Nigeria for 3weeks. Once we enter naija, na to seize every document she get, every damn piece of paper in her name. discharge her quietly & return to UK.

we were chatting on Facebook 2 years ago and I stopped replying after he/she asked me to pay for mentorship

Merisbankie:

nah these type client those yahoo boys dey pray for

racheal4christ:
Good morning my dear people on this platform
I want to share my testimony with you about how God saved my life yesterday.
Please don't mind my spoken English, I'm just a learner.

After searching for job but couldn't get a better one I decided to apply to a pure water factory and I was employed as a sales girls, I was doing the work of a sales girl and motorgirl, my salary was 14,500 and 300# for feeding daily.
It happened that our driver relocated to another town, so my boss hasd to hurriedly look for another driver to replace him, fortunately we got another driver.
I was not comfortable working with this driver because of his physically appearance , he looks rough and he is also a drunkard.
Apart from being a drunkard, this man will tell me to be removing one sachet of water from all thw bags of water so that we can get our own gain , but I will never do that.
I have complained to my boss but he will never listen to me just because of the money he wants to make

It happened that yesterday when we went out to sell our market, we are using previa car , we got to one of our customer to supply him water and this Baba just excuse himself not knowing that he went to take his alcohol as usual, he came back looking drunk and was even staggering, I was restless because this is the man that will be driving the car and he is already drunk.

I started praying to God to help us get back to the factory safely.
On our way going we got to a point that this man could not even apply the break and unfortunately for us we got to a roundabout where he was suppose to appy the break for the car coming from the other side to move, before we know it there was collision between our car and a saloon car.

It was just like a dream to me because I have never had such experience before, the driver and i sustained a minor injury, but I thank God it's not that much and we have been treated at the hospital..
The baba was uncouncious for about 40minute , we thought he was dead.
I thank the almighty God for keeping me alive.
It also worth sharing my testimony in the church today because God has been good to me.....
Happy Sunday.....

Wow. Thank God for keeping you safe. Next time, if you are feeling Disturbed tell your boss that you won't enter the car with such person. It's better to be unemployed and healthy

ProphetChi:


Good morning dear Jacob mamuna. The good lord bless you. You are a great man. I see your bright stars.

You have spirit of making peace around you and anywhere you go. The lord will use you very well to help people of different religions. You have a powerful guardian angel from God almighty. Always read psalms 91 v1 to the end especially at night before going to bed by9pm you will see handiwork of Almighty God more upon you.

I saw myself in a location that looks like market place, killing lots of cats. Couldn't finish killing all the cats though. When I saw some big ones that I didn't get to kill, I promised to come back later to continue the attack. Is it a casual dream? Never dreamt such before.

Woxit:


Thank you.

You can leave the thread now.

I'm interested

correctyourself:


Please do training would be given to shortlisted candidates.

what is the salary range?

Irupetepete:
I will adjust and have time for them.... School closes by 2,lesson till 4pm then I take up the rest..

are you the popcorn man?

realunclej:
I started programming with an average laptop. It may be slow but you'll get there. After you raise money you can upgrade. Any laptop with 4gb RAM is good to go. But if you have money, go for the kill

Thanks. I will contact you once I get it.

realunclej:
If you have unsuccessfully search for job and are tired, I want to invite you to join our project driven FullStack Developer Certification Training. As a FullStack developer the opportunity is limiless for you.

We are currently accepting 2nd batch candidates into the program.

I shared details about this training in the thread linked below. If you have any inquiries post it below.

Check it out at: https://www.nairaland.com/7153207/2nd-batch-project-driven-fullstack-developer

What is the minimum specification for the laptop I am required to use for the training? I'm asking because I am interested but don't have a laptop.

cedarcedar:
FREE CYBERSECURITY AND ETHICAL HACKING TRAINING
60 Persons per state.
Who is eligible?
A Nigerian from age 20-48
A Civil servant, Paramilitary or military personnel.

You can check it out in their website
https://cybergon.co/government-assisted-free-training
The program is anchored by cybergon and its partner kaspersky

they are requesting for #5,000. I nor do again

Raiga:
Very confusing headline.I thought afrocandy herself died.
No talk say I no give you update. Get 10,000($450) free. It launches in march if you like miss this one like you missed bit©oin.

where is the update na?

Tinamoore:
https://www.nairaland.com/6870940/beware-just-uniforms-scam#108022298


With reference to my earlier post, i want to use this same medium to announce that Just uniforms finally refunded us our money yesterday.

They begged for the earlier post to be removed but unfortunately I can't delete it. So, Just Uniforms is no longer owing my company.

it took thousands of years to refund you. their action is suspicious. congrats on getting back your money

a very stupid excuse/reason. it was done because they are competing with Christians. since Christians have a work-free day, they have decided to create theirs too. but jobs can't be created. idiots in power

I need answers on how to carry out 'back to sender'. this is due to constant attacks by two envious and fetish idiots in my compound who have been openly boasting to screw me up spiritually. they've broken eggs at my door step & done a lot of other rubbish. I would have resorted to violence but police will use me to cash out. I appreciate your suggestions

please how do I carry out 'back to sender'? because of two stupid boys in my compound, they never give up attacking me & boasting to frustrate me spiritually. mature response please

Show me your friends & I'll tell you who you are

ValeeLove:
Nia Jax got realeased because of her refusal to get vaccinated against COVID-19, same with 4 others.

that's my girl. They can stick their vaccine where the sun don't shine

I don't mean to be harsh, but the movie isn't even interesting. the advert sweet pass the film.

cybertruss:
It is very sad that we have one of the worst national assembly in history. It took them several months to understand that Nigeria has no business in building railway in other countries when our internal railway lines are in jeopardy.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/punchng.com/national-assembly-tackles-amaechi-over-nigeria-niger-republic-rail-line-others/%3famp

What I don't know is how long they will remain awake. Will they go back to slumber? When will they ask Mr President why he is so interested in Niger republic. Recently Nigeria is exporting power to Niger republic when Nigeria do not have enough power.

I am interested to know whether our president is a Nigerian or a citizens of Niger republic.

Since Nigeria borrow heavy loans to build Niger Republic, then Niger republic should pay back part of the loan.

We have been sold by our own people. All Nigerian please help me beg National Assembly members that they should not slumber again in cases that involve national interest. Please let's all go in our knees and beg them.

they can only deceive themselves. na their share of the inflated cost dey make dem ginger.

nijaomegacode:

I don't know ooo. That's what she called it. All I know is that the moment she removed her skirt, my house started to smell like mortuary and some kinda fluid with awful smell came outta her vagina.
I thank God ooooo.

jeez!

nijaomegacode:
One girl turned me down when she was in her early 20s. Four years later she came knocking at my door.
We got talking and I tried to enter. My God! This girls has contracted toilet infections. Her pvssy is damaged beyond repair. I dropped the vibes straight.(I wanted to chop n clean mouth o)
She later told me how she gave birth to twins, how one died, how her guy threw her outta his house, how her mother-in-law maltreated her and how she's currently struggling with high Bp.
I sent her out immediately!
Thank you JESUS for saving my life!

what is toilet infection? I want to know if it's a name for something else

Ebizimor7:



Tank you very much, I have contacted him he even called and prayed with my family last night

congrats bro

Ebizimor7:



Ok tanks.. pls does he do online consultation?

I've read testimonies of people he attended to via phone call. give it a try

Ebizimor7:
Have been married for 5 years and have known my husband for seven years now, all through this years nothing seems to be working for us, we keep going back and forth in life, his family to are all in the same level, we have done all kinds of prayers and look for solutions yet to no avail.. please if anyone knows a real prophet or alpha, imam or even a priest that can hit the nail on the head and tell us what exactly the problem is. Pls let me know tanks… pls real people only I don’t have money that some one will scam.. in between am in Delta state..

there is a popular pastor on nairaland. he's called"Servant Vic" search him out