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i think u are the one,aren't you?

ask him d meaning of d something

go for deliverance



u cant walk

ration

watch movies wit her

accessory

kkk welcome

beef

here or there i don't understand

nebula

hellrazor-2pac

astronomy

thermometer

peju

ruler

Obj, Atiku and Ibb were on a plane, heading 4 a mitin, on their way, obj looked @ Ibb and said, if I throw down 2 #500 notes, I will make 2 Nigerians happy. Ibb looked @ obj nd said, u're not wise, if I throw down #1000 of #200 , I will make 5 NG happy. Atiku, who was listening 2 dem sd 2 dem, both of u re mugus, don't u knw if I throw down 50 pcs of #20 notes, I will make 50 NG happy? The pilot bcame so furious and sd within himself ' idioootsss! if I throw 3 of u down, I will make 150 million NG happy.

Tink_sh:
Please dont stress!! Just 'sigh'

it doesn't take any stress to sigh,does it?

siiiiiiiiiiiighs,ain't funny tho

Tink_sh:
sighs big time!!!! Where are the inteligent, witty, clever, educated, etc guys on here?? Why so many little boys?

ooooooooooooooooooooh nooooooooooooooo,pathetic huh?

studio that's 4 u(no offense)

A Preacher said: "If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and throw it into the river". And the congregation cried, " Amen!" "And if I had all the wine in the world, I'd take it and throw it in the river". And the congregation cried, " Amen!" "And if I had all the whiskey and rum in the world, I'd take it all and throw it in the river". Again the congregation cried, "Amen!" The preacher sat down. The deacon then stood up & said: "For our closing hymn, let's turn to page 126 of our hymn books and sing, 'We shall drink from that river'". THE CONGREGATION SCREAMED HALLELUJAH!!!!

In our classroom, as our GNS lecturer enter d class, he started as usual on d board: the below conversation occur between our Teacher & Charity: Teacher: “I killed a person. Convert this sentence into future tense” Charity: The future tense is “You will go to jail”.

classroom

Girl: "Forgive me father for I have sinned."
Priest: "What have you done my child?"
Girl: "I called a man a son of a bia**tch."
Priest: "Why did you call him a son of a bia**tch?"
Girl: "Because he touched my hand."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he touches her hand)
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call a man a son of a
bia**tch."
Girl: "Then he touched my bweast."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he touched her bosom)
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a
bia**tch."
Girl: "Then he took off my clothes, father."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he takes off her clothes)
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a
bia**tch."
Girl: "Then he stuck his you know what into my
you know where."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he stuck his you know what
into her you know where)
Girl: "YES FATHER, YES FATHER, YES FATHER!!!"
Priest: (after a few minutes): "That's no reason to
call him a son of a bia**tch."
Girl: "But father he had AIDS!"
Priest: "THAT SON OF A bia**tch!!!"

4 battyroll

john invited his mother over for dinner. During
the meal, his mother couldn't help noticing how
beautiful John's roommate was. She had long
been suspicious of a relationship between John
and his roommate, and this only made her more
curious.
Over the course of the evening, while watching
the two interact, she started to wonder if there
was more between John and the roommate than
met the eye. Reading his mom's thoughts, John
volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking,
but I assure you, Julie and I are just roommates."
About a week later, Julie came to John and said,
"Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've
been unable to find the beautiful silver gravy ladle.
You don't suppose she took it, do you?" John
said, "Well, I doubt it, but I'll write her a letter just
to be sure."
So he sat down and wrote "Dear Mother, I'm not
saying you did take a gravy ladle from my
house, and I'm not saying you did not take a
gravy ladle. But the fact remains that one has
been missing ever since you were here for
dinner."
Several days later, John received a letter from his
mother which read: "Dear Son, I'm not saying
that you do sleep with Julie, and I'm not saying
that you do not sleep with Julie. But the fact
remains that if she was sleeping in her own bed,she would have found the gravy ladle by now

Id ma'am tanx,i appreciate

i know its not funny but jus seen somewhere;


A man went to his office in a hurry one monday forgetting that he didn't zip his trouser's .on getting to the office,his secretary ask him:sir,did you close the door of your garage before you left house?the without any suspicion quickly replied yes and hurriedly went into his office. On getting into his office he realised that his zip is open. He them zip up and bursted into his secretary and ask her:please i forget to close my garage,but did you see my hummer jeep the last time. Curiously the lady replied:sir, i only saw your starlet in the garage with two flat tyres.
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elevate

gotta start cooking now or else

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